Fake Slackers

It's quiet, though it's a lot of small moves.

Old Tang walked right through their group and headed towards the podium. As soon as he turned his back, the paper group flew all over the test floor.

“Without passing the answer," He Dynasty's palm was empty, and there were no small notes. Xie Yu's hands were a little cold, and he couldn't help but say, "... I wanted to do this last time. ”

Glass windows were ripped out by raindrops.

After a while, Xie Yu asked: "Are you ready? ”

He Dynasty: “No. ”

“ …… ”

“Hold on a little longer. ”

Xie Yutong paused, a little speechless and a little laughing: “Are you a scoundrel? ”

Looking at old Tang, he was about to walk in front of him, and a rogue had to let go.

Tang paused for a few minutes in front of the seat of the He Dynasty, looking at the answer paper of the He Dynasty, the tighter the eyebrows, and finally sighed in a sophisticated manner at the paper filled with answers on both the front and reverse sides: “...”

When old Tang left, He Dynasty stabbed Xie Yu with a pen: “What does he mean? ”

“Chao, look down at what you said," Xie Yu said, "You don't have any points? ”

Xie Yu finished his speech and thought a little helplessly that this idiot really didn't have much in mind.

As a person who can barely get eight cows to pass the line, he may also feel comfortable and confident in answering.

At the end of the morning exam, the lunch break is basically the answer.

“Brother Chao, your examination will be useless. I made several mistakes in mathematics.” Wanda returned that “examination” to the He Dynasty. "You should keep it for yourself. ”

“I don't think it's going to work either," He Dynasty picked up his phone and said, "In the morning, the first language exam, Old Tang sighed at my paper, and I went to ask the seller. ”

Xie Yu didn't understand the boyfriend operation: “Ask the seller what? ”

“Ask if it's not the right way to use it. ”

“How else can you use it, burn it and drink it? ”

“… can't be so evil. ”

A few people came together to discuss it, and finally the seller came back four words, and the heart was spiritual.

“Sincerely,” He dynasty shoved Wanda's passing, “why don't you... brew emotions in the afternoon? ”

Why does Xie Yu feel that He Dynasty looks like someone who is ignorant?

Wanda was really overlooked: "Okay, I'll try again this afternoon. ”

After a full two days of exams, after the final exam, I felt nothing but exhaustion. In order to relax, Liu Jinhao found a comedy movie on the computer. The movie was halfway through, and the crow bird in the class was silent. Then the class leader asked anxiously: "Why aren't you laughing? Are you not laughing? Have fun. ”

Wanda said with no expression: "Turn it off, I can't laugh. By the way, the Wisdom Master is now one of my most annoying people. ”

“Don't lose your life,” Rowen Qiang laid down on the table, "I need to think quietly about my survival for a while. ”

Only He Dynasty is very honorable, his attitude is great: “This film is pretty, don't you guys watch it? ”

Xie Yu went out and answered the phone.

Last night, Ray's mother asked him when he would finish his exam, and just after his exam, Zhou Dalei called.

Zhou Dalei squatted in the alley and when he picked up the phone, he turned off the cigarette and replaced his phone with a hand. “Boss Xie, have you finished your exam? ”

“Mmm.”

“Do you want to get together sometime, Aunt May learned to cook a few days ago, said for a long time that you came to make it for you...” Big Thunder said half the time, and I didn't know who was on the other side. "Shh." Little bastard, you're still with me. Hold on now. I can't kill you today. I wrote the two words back. ”

This is not right. Xie Yu asked: “What's going on with you? ”

“Nothing," Zhou Dalei took a walk out of the alley, and the noise gradually went away. “Stealing things, dammit, dare to steal this place, let him know the power of the people's unity on Blackwater Street...”

Xie Yuran: “Take it easy. ”

Zhou Dalei walked, wondering what he remembered, and had fun again: “Xie Boss, do you remember that - just the little thief who howled us all up in the middle of the night? I was really in danger that night, and I was surprised. I thought something happened. ”

Xie Yu leaned against the wall and looked through the classroom, as if she had returned to that familiar small street, where every time the street community environment was highly rated, she could not always rank.

A little tranced.

Years ago, in the middle of the night, Wang Ma's house was robbed.

The thief still didn't come in the window, compared to Wang Ma's fourth sight for half a day, didn't expect a middle-aged woman in the district to be so fierce, the pot, the ladypot just smashed over it, and he shouted his voice and woke up the people of the whole street: “Catch the thief...”

Even more unexpected, the little thief could not escape. He had just jumped along the pipe and the floor had not yet stabilized. The opposite side was a slipper smashed into his face.

In her pajamas, Raymond also took off the slippers on her other foot and shouted on the balcony: "Here! I see him! Run, I'll beat you to death. ”

All night chickens fly, dogs leap.

Chasing thieves out three blocks.

Xie Yu and several of their children were also mixed up in the large army, running east and west.

That summer, even the wind blowing in at night was hot.

Before sending it to the police station, the thief was stuck in the corner of the wall, crying for forgiveness: “I will never come to you again...”

“Steal something nice,” Aunt May stood in front, lifting her sleeves, "heads up, let's talk. Don't be afraid, I won't really beat you to death, leave you half your life to reason with you. ”

Ms. Gu has not been able to fit into this street very well. She has been educated and polite for many years without telling her. She can't hit anybody at all. The thief just caught her and sent her to the police station. Why bother?

Finally, Ms. Gu took him home with her ears: “What's the fuss?”

Xie Yushen said, “Just for the weekend. Anyway, I'll be fine for the weekend. ”

“Okay.” Zhou Dalei responded softly.

They talked a few more words.

Xie Yu stood at the corner of the stairs. He Chao did not know when to sneak out of the class. Before anyone saw it, he held Xie Yu's waist directly from behind him. He jumped over and asked: “What are you doing? ”

Zhou Dalei was about to hang up the phone. He couldn't help but hear the other end of the phone suddenly appeared.

The man's voice was low, and he leaned very close. He spoke as if he were sitting in his boss Xie's ear. The tail was raised slightly and he was raw... he could hear a little ambiguity.

And a little familiar.

Zhou Da Thunder Tiger shocked himself: “Who is it? It doesn't feel right listening to the sound! ”

Xie Yu said: “You heard that, too. ”

Miraculously, the Hedong dynasty has been clamped down with an unrighteous hat: "Ah? ”

“Oh... you're the one, I remember you, we've met in the Bureau.” Xie Yu briefly reminded me that He Dynasty has a good memory. I haven't forgotten the experience of squatting in the station during the summer vacation to write a review. My boyfriend's younger, He Dynasty felt it necessary to please me. Finally, he hung up his brains and exaggerated. "Friend, you did a good job reviewing and writing, Wencheifan. ”

Xie Yu: “…”

Zhou Dalei almost dropped the smoke in his mouth: “...”

“Who the hell is this guy?” After Zhou Dalei asked, he tasted the words’ in the situation ’again. Plus this guy is so skinny, I remember, “Isn't that the handsome guy with the mask? ”

He Zhou Dalei spoke loudly and shamelessly, responding: "It's me, the prettiest one in the game. ”

He Dynasty is familiar with this person. He can talk whether he recognizes it or not. Xie Yu can't listen: “You should be ashamed of yourself. ”

Zhou Dalei really wanted to talk to this brother: “Hey - Boss Xie, coincidence, one of you from school? Friends?”

Xie Yu paused and said, "Well, friend. ”

Still a boyfriend.

Zhou Dalei didn't think to that place, and Xie Yu didn't say either.

Although he sneaked around in school, Xie Yu had no intention of hiding the emotion. If Da Lei did ask, he would probably admit directly: boyfriend, surprise?

When Xie Yu hung up the phone, He Dynasty asked: "Are you going home for the weekend? ”

“Well,” Xie Yu said, "go to my godmother's. ”

The Ho Dynasty thought, “The Mixed Ground Snake Godmother? ”

Xie Yu didn't expect a random nonsense. He Dynasty remembered that Aunt May, although a little grumpy, gave people a sense of social sister, after all, she was also a business man.

It just so happens that the school bell rings and everyone keeps packing up and going out. This has not come out yet, and some people are already happy and worried. Liu Jinhao stood in front of the class and saw them from afar. He waved at them: "Go -”

He Dynasty's arm rested on Xie Yu's shoulder. He held this position and waved at Liu Jinhao: “Bye. ”

Liu Jinhao looked at the scene, and it was not surprising that the two of them had openly held small hands in class and still owned a western leather building at the school poster bar.

Xie Yu went back to her bedroom to pack her things. He Dynasty was not separated from her.

He grabbed some clothes, turned around and wanted to grab the charging cord of his phone. He turned and directly collided with He Chao: “Can you find a place to sit quietly for a while? ”

He Dynasty said: “It can't be quiet, I think we won't see each other for the next two days - two days, 48 hours, 2,880 minutes, 17,2800 seconds..."

Xie Yu pressed him to the bed by force. He didn't notice anything wrong. He also didn't pay attention to the speed of calculation.

“Sit down," Xie Yu pressed down, holding his temper, and touched the head of He Dynasty. The tone was not well negotiated. “If you follow me around again, I'll beat you up. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

Xie Yu didn't go directly to Blackwater Street. He went back to Zhong's house first.

Ms. Gu was still cooking. She didn't even pick out her apron. She came to open the door: “Are you back? Why didn't you say so in advance? ”

Gu Xuelan asked again, what school food is like, are you thin or not, how was the midterm exam?

Xie Yu grabbed an apple from the fruit tray and leaned against the kitchen door and said, “It's okay. ”

This‘ okay ’is ambiguous, and I don't know exactly what it means.

“What's okay,” said Gu Xuelan. "You got a second last test this time? ”

Xie Yu didn't speak, Gu Xuelan didn't tangle on this topic. Unsurprisingly, he began to talk about grade 1: “You're at the same table, the child will take it back? ”

Gu Xuelan said, “Ouch” again.

Xie Yu actually felt like she was in the same mood as Ms. Gu sometimes.

Ms. Gu, who was going to cook two dishes, burned a few more dishes and worked in the kitchen for a while.

Xie Yu sat on the sofa and waited for dinner. She couldn't help it. She lowered her head and typed word for word in the mobile browser: What if her boyfriend didn't like to learn?