Fake Slackers

Email title: Sprint college entrance exam, get rid of low scores.

He Dynasty dropped his pen; glanced at the sender, didn't know him, the new number was of low rank, not a friend.

His first reaction was spam advertising.

At the beginning of school, the parents left a telephone number.

Those classes don't know where to get them. Raw materials, you can get several harassing texts every three turns. After the exams of all sizes and sizes, these ads are even more madly bombarded: Hello, we are XXX college entrance exam sprint class, we already know your child's achievements in school, sincerely recommend our eighty day improvement class, famous teacher one-on-one coaching...

Secondary schools are also frequently served with small leaflets from various educational and training institutions, and questionnaires are carried out at intervals of three to five.

He met Xie Yu once before when he went out for dinner.

Several people held the watch, stood at the intersection, and saw the person coming out of the corner restaurant and greeted him: “Hello classmate, can you...”

Xie Yu Zhangkou gave them two words: “No. ”

“ …… ”

Those people stunned for a while and I don't think they've ever seen anything like it.

When they returned to God or refused to give up, they tried to say, "Yes, we are...”

“I don't want to know,” Xie Yu said, "Will you excuse me, I'm in the way. ”

When he thought about it, he wanted to laugh again. He said that his children should be the most headache type of salesman.

Don't even give people a chance to talk.

Extremely ruthless.

Embracing the mood of the spam ad, He Dynasty found that this was not the same as his imaginary eight-day improvement class.

- It's really a learning email.

The kind that doesn't carry an ad slogan.

Dividing out several sections by subject is an important consideration. The whole document is fairly concise and thought-provoking. There is no bullshit in the whole article.

He dynasty swept his eyes roughly, didn't see any difficulty, it seemed like he was making up the foundation for the poor students.

To sum up, this is a fairly perfect basic knowledge explanation.

Xie Yu gave He Dynasty a simple comb of all the major points. He was preparing to go to sleep. His head had just touched the pillow, and the class rose again.

The phone rang several times at the bedside.

[He Dynasty]: @ V = S * H, ACC, what are you doing?

[V = S * H]: I'm backing English words.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Academic committee, this point, still fighting?

[V = S * H]: It's still early, are you guys sleeping so early? I can't sleep, and the more I look at the spirit, the more I feel.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Okay, don't bother. The batch is still your batch.

[HE Dynasty]: No, I mean, why are you emailing me in the middle of the night?

Xue Xinsheng had no idea what had happened.

[V = S * H]: What mail?

[He Dynasty]: Learning materials.

[V = s * h]:?

[He Dynasty]: What do you mean by a question mark, not you?

A mysterious study material made the second and third classes the same as beating chicken blood. These people didn't sleep in the middle of the night. The brain hole was wide open, and they thought of a screenshot taken by He Dynasty.

[Liu Jinhao]: Could it be Old Wu?

[Xu Qingqing]: Impossible, Old Wu doesn't need to open the trumpet, can't he just send it?

[Liu Jinhao]: Why don't you just ask? @ Teacher Wu Zheng

Excluding academics and math teachers, I can't imagine anyone else in the class doing this.

[Wanda]: So, is this the case...

Finally, they made up a secret love for He Dynasty for many years, begged, liked that he liked to live to death, and silently followed his crazy girl.

[Xu Qingqing]: It must be true, and from this information, it can be seen that this girl has a good academic achievement and a strong logic, such as this example explanation, is well organized.

[Wanda]: Yes, yes, the love that usually builds up in my heart, finally erupts on this fertile night of thought!

[He Dynasty]: Ah, is that so?

“...” Xie Yu lay on the bed, one hand pressed his forehead, did not know whether to curse the Ha Dynasty or himself, open his mouth to hold out three words, “you idiot. ”

Xu Qingqing and several of them came together to analyze it, and this curvaceous and strange secret love story really tells something like that.

Xie Yu's information has not yet been sorted out. Today, it was only sent out as a basic part. Although there is a little silence about the excess imagination of the three classes, the sorting must continue.

Those examples and knowledge points in the basic version are simply not enough and are far from the level of the college entrance exam.

The next day, Xie Yu woke up and sorted out another copy.

According to the previous document, the plates are still there, but some very typical trap questions have been sorted out, listing the different examinations for a knowledge point.

“How to stay in the room all day," near noon, Ms. Gu came up to knock on the door, "came down for dinner. ”

Ms. Gu finished shouting. Xie Yu knocked on the keyboard and said: “I see. ”

Gu Xuelan sighed: “Ok, ok, I don't think you can handle it at all. ”

Ms. Gu nagged through the door for a while. After Xie Yu saved the document, she opened the mailbox and sent it to He Dynasty yesterday with the penguin trumpet.

[Sent successfully].

During the meal, Gu Xuelan didn't let go of the topic: “What are you doing in the room? ”

Xie Yu clamped a chopstick rib into Gu Xuelan's bowl and said, “Learn. ”

“You don't have to do this. ”

After Xie Yu clamped the ribs, she clamped herself chopsticks green vegetables, and she stopped talking.

The kid does this every time, although he doesn't learn much, but he especially likes to use learning as an excuse.

He said that he was not coming back for the weekend, he was going to stay in school and focus on his studies. As a result, the monthly examination was the second lowest in the whole grade, and he didn't know exactly what he was going through.

Gu Xuelan thought about it, mind said forget it. If we continue this conversation, we won't be able to eat well.

After Xie Yu finished his meal, he went upstairs and was ready to exit the penguin trumpet. He accidentally saw a red dot on the mailbox.

Xie Yu pointed in, it was a new email.

Email subject six words: Don't love me, no results.

From, He Dynasty.

“ …… ”

Not to mention what's in the email, what's "I already have someone”?

- I'm particularly close to the two people I'm dealing with.

- This classmate, I don't know who you are, but I hope you understand that it's impossible between me and you.

- You know what I mean.

Looks like Xu Qingqing said something yesterday. This person really listened to it word for word.

Xie Yu sat in front of the computer for half a day and did not know how to react to the rejection letter.

“Fuck,” Xie Yu fingered, closed the page and said to herself, “... I am your target. ”

He Dynasty was usually bored with Xie Yu's reluctance to put him on the blacklist, but this weekend stopped for a while.

After dinner, Xie Yu accompanied Ms. Gu to the nearby park for a short walk. There was nothing to talk about, so she mentioned something in class. Ms. Gu sounded very happy.

It was already more than 1: 00 p.m. when he received another call from the Ho Dynasty.

“It took me half a day to call you,” He Chao's voice was a little noisy over there, and his voice should be outside, "afraid you wouldn't wake up. ”

Xie Yu just entered the room and leaned against the door panel and said: "What species do you think I am, I need to sleep until now. ”

“Pig?”

“You're a fucking pig. ”

“Okay,” he said, "I'm a pig. ”

After a few moments of conversation, Xie Yuyin heard a man from He Chao say: “… 68 yuan whole, cash or Alipay? ”

He Zhaozheng was holding his phone and couldn't scan the code. He touched his pocket and said: "Cash, grab a bag by the way. Thank you.”

Xie Yu waited until he paid for it and asked: "Are you out there? ”

“Well," He Dynasty stood in the bookstore. On the counter were two "Full Solutions of High School Textbooks." He went through the after-school tutorials carefully chosen for his boyfriend for half a day, obscure, "... go out and buy something. ”

Xie Yu thought he was mostly shopping in convenience stores and other places to eat. Few students stayed at school on the 2nd middle weekend. The cafeteria only opened a small window for them. There were few dishes, and the flavour was definitely not comparable to that of home.

You either choose to go out and eat, or you buy something like spaghetti snacks to deal with.

The clerk searched for change and handed him the book three or two times.

He Zhao pushed out the door with a plastic bag and looked down at the red rope on his wrist. He asked Xie Yu: "Are you still wearing your bracelet? ”

Xie Yu also looked down and hung the red rope on his wrist. The Z-letter red bean sits right on the raised bone joint: “What are you wearing? ”

“Don't do anything, just ask. ”

Although the two people are not together now, it's strange, following the red line and suddenly very close to each other.

Even feel the same air as the other person breathes.

Two weekends soon passed, and it was Monday again.

After waiting for the bus to return to school, Xie Yu took a look at the time. It happened to be the point where Jingzhong reported the country's wake-up bell ringing. When I thought of this, I thought of Director Kang's constant inspirational broadcast every morning, and every morning, the dormitory building was full of howling noises.

Xie Yu thought about it and called He Chao in the past.

“Are you awake? ”

“Can you sleep,” He Zhao just woke up on the radio, his voice was low and he sat up and asked, “Are you in the car? What time is it? ”

When Xie Yu went out, Ms. Gu stuffed a can of milk into his hand. She warned him to drink it in the car and rejuvenate it. The milk was hot, and he bit the straw and said, "... for half an hour. ”

Xie Yu's voice is quite vague, the tail tone is not very strong, it looks a little soft.

He asked: "What are you eating? ”

Xie Yu: “Drink milk. ”

“ …… ”

The words sounded strange, and Xie Yu added: “Milk. ”

As a result, he shouted "Fuck” across the street.

Xie Yu: “Are you sick? ”

He Dynasty: “Is morning/berg a disease? ”

Boys are prone to some physiological reactions in the morning. He Dynasty also made up for the appearance of children drinking milk and made himself feel guilty.

When Xie Yu arrived in the classroom, He Dynasty had not yet arrived.

Wanda had already arrived, gathered together to copy the homework, the title would not be empty, a few steps had to be copied, see Xie Yu come in and say hello to him: “Brother Yu, so early... Where is Chao? ”

Xie Yu said, "He, take a bath. ”

Wanda: “This point of bathing? ”

Xie Yu wanted to say something more, but when he walked to the table, he saw two copies of "The Complete Solution of High School Textbooks" in the center of his desk, silent: “...”

What the fuck is this thing?