Fake Slackers

“What happened to the middle-aged and elderly dance contest," he said, "that's pretty good, the average person hasn't had such an opportunity. ”

Xie Yu looked at him and slowly pushed his cuffs up, moving a few wrist joints: “Are you sure you want to continue this conversation? ”

The implication is very obvious, and then fucking go on and let you die on the spot.

The Ho Dynasty continued to ask, "Were you particularly impressed when you came on the field? ”

“Did you win the prize? ”

“ …… ”

Liu Jinhao and the others were signing up, while discussing the song selection, before they finished discussing it, they heard a "bang” in the back row.

This kicking table and chair sounds particularly familiar.

“Oh,” Liu Jinhao looked back and said calmly, “leave them alone, let's continue. ”

Rowen Qiang grabbed his hair and muttered: “Is that my illusion? I feel like they've been fighting less recently. ”

And as long as they stay together, there seems to be a barrier in the invisible that separates them from all the noise around them.

It's a subtle feeling, and I can't say what's wrong with it.

Xie Yu was not ambiguous at all. He Zhao grabbed his wrist after a few strokes. He almost stepped on the chair as he retracted: “You really hit me. ”

And he whispered, “My boyfriend beat me up too? ”

Xie Yu bent over to lift the chair that fell on the floor and pushed it to the side so as not to affect his performance: “Find a beating. ”

During the lunch break, Old Tang came to do his homework and brought the news of the preparation of the show.

“Tell me something, next month's school holiday, I'm sure Wanda has already told you,” Tang said to laugh down the stage for a while, he was helpless, and said, "Each class is going to have a show, everyone actively sign up to see if we can make small products or something - Xu Jing, take charge. ”

The literary commissioner was named and raised his hand and said: "Good teacher. ”

Xie Yu doesn't have much interest in performing arts, and dancing on stage has left a strong and colorful stroke in his life, which can be included in the top three of the ten awkward moments of his life.

Old Tang was sleeping on the table as he spoke, not paying attention to the literary commissioner staring at him and the He Dynasty for a long time.

Xu Jing's selfish intentions were to get these two to take the lead.

After all, three shifts of doorstep, go up to support the field and that effect is absolutely shocking.

And then the off-the-board leaders will score the shows of the classes. Since they are involved, they definitely want to get a first one back.

“Would the Herald Society like to join us? ”

When old Tang left, the six or seven of them gathered in a small circle. When Xu Jing finished asking, Liu Jinhao patted the table and said: “Sure enough, you don't have to ask. You look like Brother Chao, bright and flat, everywhere is his stage. ”

Xu Jing asked: “What about Xie Yu? ”

Liu Jinhao stopped talking.

Rowen was very discreet: “This... this is a bit difficult. If you change someone else, you can see how I am. My limbs are quite coordinated. ”

Wanda: “It's more than that. Think about the cemetery you want to bury after you die. ”

A few people negotiated for half a day until they were close to class, walked downstairs and queued up at the playground, without discussing a result.

Sports class is still free, basketball team did not welcome He Dynasty, said nothing to play with him, this man went to Xu Qingqing to grab two badminton rackets back: “Xie, do you want to play? ”

Xie Yu reached for a racket and said it was just a badminton ball. Even if he went straight to the opera, there should be no moth: “Go to the gym? ”

“See if there are any more places," he said, "if you can't, you can also play outside. ”

There are plenty of people in the stadium, badminton balls are flying and there are plenty of people sitting in the empty seating areas on either side. Xie Yu took the racket to the top before finding a spot.

Stand aside.

He Zhao unzipped his coat and showed his strength orally first.

Just after bragging, Xie Yu flied toward him in a diagonal direction with a tough, impossible buckle ball: “Shut up. ”

Xu Qingqing did not find a place to play ball, sat beside him and was dragged by the literary committee to pick songs.

The wind of all three songs is very hot, and the appearance feels like it can blow up the school.

“Listen, which song do you like,” Xu Jing said, "Wanda they all think the second song is better, I intend to set the song first today. Ah, I really want to call Xie Yu into the group... but I dare not. ”

Xu Qingqing couldn't pick it out. She said, "I think it's all right, whatever." She heard the people around her making a row of arguments. She pulled her headphones off and looked up and saw the two big men playing ball in the corner.

Though they stood a little out of position, they were the two that stood out the most at a glance.

On the last fall trip, a few of them joked that anyone could get lost. They could never throw Brother Yu away from Ben Chao. Just look at the back and you can recognize him.

A lot of people around them were looking over there, whispering with their mouths shut: “Very handsome. ”

Some shouted ‘handsome’ and someone said, "But they hit so hard. ”

Xie Yu plays badminton like a person. Especially when he jumps up and buckles to kill, that sense of sharpness comes with the wind pavement.

He Dynasty was unprepared at first, almost killed by his mark. Fortunately, it reacted quickly, judging the drop in the ball, with instinct to quickly retreat a few steps back to receive it.

Two people, you come and go, and you move more and more.

Especially Xie Yu, who was beaten to death.

“Fuck,” He Dynasty was excited by Xie Yu's attitude and got serious. Why don't you just take off your coat and dump it on the ground? "Pretty fierce, kid. ”

“It's okay. ”

Indoor air circulation was not good. Xie Yu felt a little bored. He lifted his hand and pulled down the zipper of the school uniform, adding: “It's stronger than you. ”

They used to be very uncomfortable with him, and every time they yelled, “Are you playing or fighting, and cooperating, you know, we're a team. Boss Xie, the next time I call you back, I'll be a dog. ”

But after sleeping, the wound forgot the pain, the next day came with the ball: “Go, go play ball, I have a date with the Tiger Team next street, today is the final battle. ”

This neighborhood has a fixed team of kids of the same age. Probably watched a lot of movies and liked to give myself a particularly shameful name.

What little tiger squad, Black Bull squad.

Midway, Xie Yu also had a little sweat on his back, took off his jacket, and while he was picking up the ball from He Dynasty, he bent his back half way, grabbed the collar and fanned.

The thin sweater inside Xie Yu is loose. When picking up the ball, the fabric recesses along the motion to snap out the waist contour.

Along that angle, you can see this person's thin clavicle and the clavicle down...

He also waited for the He Dynasty to throw the ball at him, and listened to the He Dynasty after picking up the ball: “No more playing. ”

Xie Yu still grabbed her finger on the collar and didn't respond: “Ah? ”

He Dynasty said: "You broke the rules. ”

That's a foul fart.

Where's the foul.

Xie Yu didn't understand, He Dynasty has greeted Xu Qingqing to pick up the position: “Qingqing, is there no way to play ball, come. ”

Xu Qingqing and Xu Jing walked over with rackets.

Xu Jing still figured out about the show. When he saw Xie Yu, he took the courage to ask: “Well, Xie, our class is planning to put on a show, and I hope you can participate. You can mention anything you want, and the C-bit is fine...”

Xie Yu was wearing clothes and had just put them on.

He didn't remember much about the girl, even after starting school so long, he couldn't remember her name.

But the girl looked at him with a serious and anticipating look, a pair of impurity-free, shiny eyes.

Some cowardice, but still standing in front of him, trying to say everything.

Xu Qingqing stood by the He Dynasty and watched Xu Jing actually go up and ask. He was surprised: “Brother Yu, this is the nature, quietly go to death, think and know it is impossible. ”

He Dynasty smiled and said, “Not necessarily. ”

Xie Yu and Xu Jing said something. They couldn't hear each other too far apart. All they saw was Xie Yu pulling the zipper and pinching the badminton racket.

Xie Yu threw the racket into He Chaohuai: “Let's go. ”

He Dynasty took over and waved at Qingqing Qing: “Let's go Qingqing. ”

Xu Qingqing shook her hand and walked forward, leaning against the web bar in the middle. “What do you say, Brother Yu? ”

Xu Jing never recovered. He didn't answer. He just said, "Would you like to pinch me? ”

Does that mean yes?

Xu Jing: “It's kind of a yes. Although the promise was particularly cold, he told me," Whatever. "”

The list of members of the three classes was soon handed over to Old Tang, who stressed several times that participation was important and that the title was of no importance, and then they started rehearsing in the middle of the class.

These people have a common illness, although they don't dance very well, but they are particularly intoxicated, and they all feel cool and handsome.

Not to mention the He Dynasty, the classroom immediately changed the stage.

Only Xie Yu sat at the desk. After remembering the action, he stopped bouncing and watched the group go crazy.

He Dynasty ended the scene and stood beside Xie Yu.

Xie Yu held a bottle of water in his hand and handed him half of the mineral water he had just drank: “The stage king, why don't you dance? ”

He Dynasty directly poured a few bites into his mouth and raised his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth and said: "These people are growing too fast, really the rear waves of the Yangtze River push forward. ”

Xie Yu was too noisy. He stuck his headphones in his ears. Now he took them off and found that the group completely inherited the clothes of He Dynasty. Where there is an audience is the stage.

Liu Jinhao: “Please call us the Universe's Invincible Handsome Men! ”

Wanda: "Friends over here, show me your hands! ”

Luo Wenqiang: “Not enough! Scream louder! ”

“ …… ”

Old Wu came in with the teaching aids and was surprised by the trio. He thought he was in the wrong class. After a pause, he reversed his footsteps. He confirmed that the second year of high school was hanging the sign at the door: “What are you doing? This is a way out, and the Universe Invincible Handsome Men. ”

During the class hours, everyone took heart and listened honestly to the class.

Old Wu said a little bit of content, and when he arranged his homework, he thought of something, and picked up chalk: “This knowledge point, there is an extension question, I'll tell you, although you may not understand, if you don't understand, forget it, don't hold on, just take the points you can get. ”

Xie Yu looked up at the blackboard and found it to be a mixed examination with other knowledge points. The idea of the question was quite novel.

Most of the classmates looked down and dropped the question.

After reading the title, Xie Yu was planning to write a draft with a memo on his phone. Unexpectedly, He Dynasty, who had been playing games throughout the class, was also looking up at the blackboard.

He Dynasty also held his phone, the game interface stopped, and the character on the screen called "He Shuai” was madly chopped off by BOSS and lost a tube of blood.