Fake Slackers

Xie Yu's palms were still a little sticky. He looked at one. He put his phone aside at will and smoked two more paper towels to wipe his hands.

The sweater on the body was just changed after the bath, and there was something on the clothes. It looked kind of obscure and a certain smell mixed with the smell of laundry detergent.

Xie Yu rubbed and thought of the appearance that He Dynasty had difficulty making his own. At the end of the day, he bit directly on his shoulder and bluntly stuck his teeth in.

Xie Yu's movements paused.

According to the urinary nature of the game, most of the following are official events, such as “Celebrate the return of the King of Questionnaires APP, randomly distribute 30 sets of treasure exercises”, or "Brush the question with awards, let's fly together in the sea of learning”.

When Xie Yu finished scrubbing carefully, he picked it up and looked at it. A private message with the theme “Meet Under the Question King Competition Line” appeared in the curtain.

“ …… ”

- Old player benefits! On the way to learning, do you feel lonely, have you ever been lost, and have you tried to painstakingly find good partners to grow and learn together?

- Organizer decides to have an offline meetup! In return, any player who registers for the summer holidays as part of the big family can attend this offline meetup. Let's share our learning experience face-to-face and meet more like-minded friends with a learning heart.

Xie Yu nowadays opened the next unread private message.

It is an official invitation with a clear indication of the time and place, as well as the itinerary for the meeting.

It's 10: 00 a.m. Saturday in Century City.

The itinerary is quite rich, in addition to the strange links of group writing assignments asking each other for instruction, sharing one of their favorite sets of exams or teaching aids, and gathering in small cinemas to watch the film "The Birth of Einstein".

The invitation concludes with a plain note: looking forward to your arrival.

Go fuck yourself.

Xie Yu roughly looked at a few pieces and didn't have much patience to continue looking down.

The rest should be all about the other details of this offline meetup, but his instincts tell him that none of the psychopaths active on the AC channel should be absent.

Indeed, the AC channel is very lively.

Normal people should think about what to wear, pack themselves up, and appear in front of them in a good way.

But these people are different.

“For the motherland": On the day of the meetup, did everyone think about which set of exams to take?

“For a Better Tomorrow”: Already thought about it, it must be the classic timeless Five Year Simulation Triennial College Exam. This set of exams contains an unusual amount of power, just flip it open and you can't control your mad brushing hands.

“Learn to learn the only thing in my life": Then I'll take the "38 sets of Tianli" and we'll all communicate together.

“English Class Representative”: Me? My favorite is High School English Grammar Complete. Knowledge points are fully covered, different grammar learning experiences, mentoring by celebrities, breaking through error zones.

……

Xie Yu sat beside the bed, lifted his hand and took off his sweater, intending to go to the bathroom to flush it again.

Through the faint light of Daiwei, the water flushed over his shoulders, hurting extremely slightly. Xie Yu reacted sensibly just now. He really let that idiot bite.

Immediately afterwards, the word "future” by He Dynasty began to waver in his ear.

There's your future.

Xie Yu closed his eyes and sighed.

I don't know if it's the cooler water, but I'm much sober after washing it. Without sleep, Xie Yu hesitated to go and brush some more questions in the Wang Game.

I saw a set of "Real Questions for Celebrities" in the question bank before updating. It should be that the organizer really invited celebrities to edit the questions, and finally made these sets of exclusive exams.

It's just time to take a shower, and the Question King Competition Exchange Zone has changed the subject.

“I Love to Learn”: Isn't the X-God's duel with no Britain over yet?

“Strive upstream”: Yes, and the organizers did not publish the final candidate for the title king.

“Learning, learning in my life only”: Didn't you read the bulletin? The organizers sent a private message to both of them saying they would follow up.

Xie Yu looked here and paused his fingers in search of the paper.

I just read half of the private letters I didn't read anymore about the Question King. Xie Yu flipped over and saw a "Summer Games Instructions”.

- Dear user “jsdhwdmaX”, In the summer season, your season points and user "Question King” are equal and you have not yet won. As the season is over, the competition system will not work, and we hope you can adjust privately with Question King.

Xie Yu looked at it twice to make sure he didn't mistake it.

Private regulation.

In the friends list, the username and avatar of "Question King” are dark, status bar: Offline.

Xie Yu thought this was almost over. Maybe the psychopath deleted the game long ago. He was woken up by the radio the next morning. When it went online, he received a message from the other party by accident.

The first sentence was only two words long after 11: 00 last night.

[Question King]: Forget it.

The mad dog continues his motivational speech on the radio, although there are no exam schedules in the near future, which does not prevent him from looking ahead to the final exam: "Don't assume that there is still a long time left, tomorrow will return tomorrow, and countless tomorrow will bury you. Class, right now, right now, right now, move it! ”

Xie Yu sat up with one hand and said, "Looks like he and this one don't want to be together."

There's nothing to adjust, fight it out.

Then Xie Yu looked down and saw the other two sentences.

[Question King]: You recognize the loss.

[Question King]: I'll let you go.

Short three sentences, arrogant.

Xie Yu smiled. He is already a little awake, especially if he sleeps well and wakes up, whoever beats him up and blows him up a little.

Before, Zhou Dalei came to see him in the morning. If he knew he was still awake, he would not dare to enter the house. He shouted through the door and ran straight through his head after shouting.

So all online users saw the silent oligarchy X God speaking in the exchange area.

“jsdhwdmaX" says to "Question King”: Idiot.

“jsdhwdmaX" said to “Question King”: Saturday Century City, not a dog.

When He Dynasty knocked on the door, Xie Yu was impatiently finishing the last punctuation.

Still moaning outside the door.

The motivational speech of the mad dog today was five minutes overdue, talking about his old days of shallots, the topic could not be settled: “When I was in high school, I got up at 5: 00 every day to carry the words, even if it was cold, I couldn't stay in my nest...”

A few of the bedrooms across the ramp couldn't bear to start banging against the wall: "Shut up —— let countless others bury me tomorrow. ”

There are other classmates crying out from the soul: “Why did I choose to stay in school when I couldn't even think about it? ”

Xie Yu didn't look well when he opened the door.

When he leaned against the door, he was not surprised. He raised his hand quite naturally to smooth his hair: “Kids are so manic every morning. ”

Xie Yu: “I met a fool and wanted to beat him up. ”

He Dynasty didn't understand: “What idiot? ”

“Nothing, online,” Xie Yu turned around, ready to go wash up, and said, “Come in and close the door. ”

Xie Yu is not a person who likes to chat online.

He Dynasty looked at his penguin account, like a small number, Wanda wanted to add a friend a few times without adding it. Finally, he took the courage to ask him face to face before realizing that Xie Yuping didn't even look at the friend request.

Wanda collapsed: “Brother Yu, I added it eight times, you didn't see it once? ”

Xie Yu: “I really didn't notice. ”

This person also has more friends on WeChat.

The Ho Dynasty thought so, thinking that his boyfriend should have seen some strange news or commentary in the early morning: “Anyone can access the Internet, inevitably some idiot. ”

Xie Yu washed her face and hung the towel back.

He Dynasty customarily lay on Xie Yu's bed, half lying and watching him look for clothes in the wardrobe.

The school pants were not washed yesterday, and the other set was washed dry. Xie Yu searched for a while and was only able to wear private clothes and took another sweater.

When Xie Yu changed clothes, He Chao thought he was really good at finding things for himself.

… nothing to string any doors in the morning.

Shit.

Xie Yu put on trousers, the private clothes were no less loose than a shapeless school uniform. After wearing them, they were lined with two straight legs. The trousers were not zipped up yet, and his fingers were placed on the zipper, hanging like this between his waist.

Xie Yu zipped it up a little bit and asked casually: “Are you still asleep? ”

“This was the plan,” he said, "… I can't sleep now. ”

He Dynasty and Xie Yu went to the dining room to finish their meals. As they walked upstairs to class, Lo Wenqiang was on duty.

Xie Yu walked to the back door and didn't want to go any further: “What's wrong with him? ”

Rowen Qiang held a rag in his hand, wiped his ass while wiping the window, and remembered yesterday's dance moves, his mouth still humming the beat: “La, la, la, la. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

“There you are,” Rowenqiang saw them first, and his butt didn't twist, stopping to say, “Morning. ”

People come and go in the corridor.

Xie Yu would like to unilaterally sever the classmate relationship with Luo Wenqiang.

The He Dynasty adjusted quickly, laughing and saying: "Good jump, Sports Committee. Wonderful figure, if I were a girl, I would be obsessed with you...”

Xie Yu: “The play is over. ”

Section 1 English classes.

After writing Xie Yu laid down on the table for a while, he found himself unable to sleep and reached out and grabbed his phone out of the table.

Now that I'm awake, I feel that the two words that my brain was shouting in the King's Championship in the morning are a little too much.

There's nothing to be upset about. The "Question King” is probably a dead-end schoolboy with thicker glasses than a beer bottle. Do you want to go out and do the test papers face to face?

Xie Yu went in and discovered that the communication area had blown up several rounds, and so far it had not finished.

“Learn to learn in my life only”: fuck, is this about face-to-face anal?!

“Top Ten Grades": X Divine Bull Batch!

“Tsinghua North is not a dream”: Hard burst!

“985211”: X-God, remember what you said! I took a screenshot. Who's not coming? Who's the dog!

Xie Yu: “…” Fuck.