Father, Mother Escaped Again

After Xia Yuqing slept beautifully on the soft bed, she was in a good mood. These days, she followed Jiang Zhaorou on the road all night, and the evenings were basically spent in the hard carriage, and she said she could shed tears. Up.

Stretching, Xia Yuqing heard the noise outside, wringed her brows, got up and walked out.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard a loud chucking sound, and then... a whirlwind figure rushed towards her directly, plunged into her arms, accompanied by a sharp scream "Crack" and several Shiny... chicken feathers.

"Grab it, grab it quickly." Before Xia Yuqing recovered from the shock, she heard a shout from outside, scared her so excited, she threw the thing in her arms directly.

"Cockcock...cockcock..." The frightened rooster waved its powerful wings and rushed to the brawny men who came after him. A paw caught each other's face, and a bloody trace was drawn.

"Ah ah ah, Lao Tzu's face, I still rely on him to marry a wife."

The arrested young man screamed and pulled Xia Yuqing back from shock. He glanced at the crooked melon and jujube-like young man, and thought embarrassingly: Okay, stop howling, your disfigured appearance is purely cosmetic surgery .

The chaos continued, and Xia Yuqing shifted her attention from the young man to the big cock that just ran into her arms.

Flying chicken... This is really a flying chicken worthy of the name!Xia Yuqing stared at the big rooster flexibly shuttled in the circle of people, and thought with admiration.

"You two go over there, you two go over there, and there are two going to the opposite side, and the rest go around from this side." Wu Junhu glared, full of killing intent, and decisively adopted outflank tactics. .

Xia Yuqing was amazed by the furious battle formation. Couldn't it be a chicken that could make such a big move?If you kill chickens with a sledgehammer, are you not afraid of splashing blood?It's not lucky to do this early in the morning!

"Go on." A group of people took their place, and with the Wu Jun's order, they rushed towards the rooster.

Xia Yuqing could only see a puff of smoke billowing from a distance, and then heard screams one after another.

"Who is pressing me?"

"Who stepped on my foot?"

"Who is strangling my neck, can't breathe, let go, let go!"

"Where is the chicken? Where did the chicken go?"

"..."

After a while, everyone got up with difficulty, looking for the missing big cock, and finally saw it somewhere.

Under the dazzling sun, the feathers of the rooster all shone like a peacock, blooming with dazzling light.The claws like a sharp weapon slammed on someone's head in a mess like a chicken coop, and his long neck was raised upright, with some arrogance and... proud, mung bean-like eyes Glancing around at everyone, he let out a provocative sneer with disdain: "Chuck...chuck..."

Everyone looked at this scene of petrification in situ: "..."

"Damn, which bastard went crazy early in the morning and made people not sleep?" Before everyone recovered from the terrifying thing that the rooster stepped on the boss's head, the room next to Xia Yuqing banged. The ground opened with a sound, and then two extremely heavy clogs flew out one after the other, accurately greeting the...initiator.

"Oh..." Wu Jun didn't check that the clogs hit his nose, and two nosebleeds rolled off like this.And the rooster on his head keenly felt the danger coming, flew up, and was ready to flee. As soon as he thumped, he was hit in the head by another clog, screamed, thumped and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. ...

"Bang—" The door of the room closed again like a venting anger, and the entire courtyard was silent for a moment except for the slight moan of the military army.

"..." The second master's anger is getting stronger and stronger, and he must never approach this yard in the early morning to find death!This is the voice of the bandits staring at the big roosters with their eyes upturned and foaming at the mouth.

"..." So the second master lives next door to him!This appearance, this sex, this lethality, is it too queen?I can't complain that the boss of the house is weak, he is the first to everything!Xia Yuqing turned to the military army, who was still holding her nose and trying to make the nosebleed flow backwards, and lit some candles for him.

"What's the matter? It was so noisy early in the morning." Yun Xi slowly walked out of Xia Yuqing's room while rubbing her aching neck.

In order not to make life suspicious, they shared the same room last night, but the bed in the room was not big and worried that she would crush the baby. Yun Xi voluntarily ran to the bed outside for one night, and the result was that the bed was sore. All kinds of uncomfortable backaches, and all kinds of noise outside, made her feel bad early in the morning.

"Um... you first catch this beast to the small kitchen and stew it." When everyone heard Yun Xi's voice, they only woke up. The Wu Jun hummed his persecuted nose and said.

"Yes!" The young man closest to him yelled with a stubborn neck. Before the ending sound fell, the Wu Jun slapped the back of his head.

"Shhh, don't die!" Wu Jun carefully glanced at the quiet door and let out a sigh of relief.

The young man who was slapped by the Wu Jun met the condemned eyes of the crowd and immediately covered his mouth.

Yun Xi looked at the scene in front of her with a confused look, and turned her head to look at Xia Yuqing in a puzzled way. What happened this early morning?!

Xia Yuqing seemed to understand the query in her eyes, raised her head forty-five degrees and looked at the sky, and said inexplicably sad: "This is a murder caused by a rooster."

"..."

After Wu Jun dealt with the rooster that caused the accident and cleaned up the scene of the murder, he thought of Xia Yuqing, wiped the nosebleeds, scratched his head, and said in embarrassment, "I was disturbed. You guys, I'm so sorry."

"It's okay, but Big Brother Wu...you made such a big noise this early morning, what do you want to do? That chicken...has committed you?"

Before Wu Jun spoke, Xiaodong stepped forward and interjected: "Miss Xia knows something, this rooster was sent to the boss by a few households in Shanxia Village to thank the boss for the many things they have done over the years. Take care. The boss didn’t want to accept it, but he was very kind. After accepting it, he raised it for a long time, and only waited for fattening up and respecting the old lady and the second boss. Yesterday, the second boss was angry with the boss because of... , The head of the house is thinking about slaughtering this rooster in advance and making soup for the second head to make amends, how can I know..."

I don't know that this cock is so powerful. It turned them around and was so tired that the boss angered the second master again. It was really a steal!

Tsk tusk tusk... Xia Yuqing touched her chin, with a meaningful smile on the corners of her lips. After making her angry, she immediately thought of ways to please her, and if she pleases her, how can she be so cute!Sure enough, Wife Slave Attack is the cutest thing in the world!

But speaking of it, it seems that this matter still has something to do with me. In this case... should I do a favor and help the big master save the second master's heart?

"I want you to talk more!" being told about his own affairs, Xie Jun felt deeply... I couldn't hold my face, and slapped Xiaodong on the head. Fortunately, Xiaodong was prepared and made a face, like a loach. Slipped away.

"This kid..." Wu Jun secretly gritted his teeth while looking at his slippery appearance.

"Ahem, the boss is preparing to stew chicken soup for the second boss to apologize?" Xia Yuqing felt that this Xiaodong was very cute, and the joy of being alone is not as good as the others. This gossip should be publicized and laughed cutely. !Feeling that she had found an ally, Xia Yuqing coughed lightly without hesitation, and changed the subject to rescue her ally.

Sure enough, Wu Jun scratched the back of his head, and said a little embarrassed: "Yes, I heard people say that ginseng chicken soup is very nourishing, and there is nothing good on this mountain. My second brother has been here for so long and I haven't eaten it. What a good thing, now I finally have a chicken thinking about..."

Tsk tusk tusk...As soon as you have something good, you think about your daughter-in-law, can you be more loyal and virtuous as the master?

"Brother Wu is really kind to the second master." Xia Yuqing sighed sincerely.

Wu Jun became more embarrassed when he heard the words: "Miss Xia is serious."

"But..." Xia Yuqing touched her chin, turned her head and glanced at the closed door next door, a smile flashed across her eyes, and the conversation turned around, "But I was looking at the second master’s appearance just now, Brother Wu. I'm afraid the ginseng chicken soup will not extinguish the anger of the second master."

The smile on Wu Jun's face froze, and he obviously thought of this, and there was a dark cloud over his head for an instant: "In that case, I am doing nothing for nothing."

Su Qingyan's wake up gas is famous far and near.Because of his excellent appearance and Chuchen temperament, even if his temperament is difficult to serve, there are still many girls who fall in love with him and want to climb on his bed one after another.

There used to be a girl who sneaked into his room when he was asleep and wanted to give him a hug, but was not sleepy enough, and he was beaten into a pig's head by the dark cloud. When she was lifted out, she didn't even recognize her Up!Looking back at that time, and looking at what he is now, Wu Jun feels that someone is merciful this time.But being merciful does not mean that he has been exposed.

Well, he has fallen from one pit into another now!

Looking at Wu Jun's expression as if the sky was about to fall, Xia Yuqing raised her eyebrows unbearably: "Actually... there is no way to save it."

As soon as these words came out, Wu Jun's eyes suddenly lit up: "What method?"

"As the saying goes, sincerity is the spirit, and sincerity is the most important thing to do. Brother Wu is thinking about making chicken stew for the second master, but has he ever thought of cooking in person to show his sincerity?"

"Dear... cook the food yourself?" Wu Jun stared at Xia Yuqing in disbelief, "Isn't cooking... all the things that women do?"

Xia Yuqing looked at Wu Jun with an unreasonable expression: "Brother Wu is wrong. What kind of men and women are there for cooking? And as Brother Wu said, it is not easy for men to cook, but it is not easy. Challenges can only make the second master feel what you like, right?"

Wu Jun nodded without understanding, Xia Yuqing raised her lips and smiled: "Then Big Brother Wu can't prepare soon, it's not early now."

Wu Jun nodded in a daze, nodded and turned to leave.

After flicking the army, Xia Yuqing was in a good mood. Sure enough, watching JQ Shenma early in the morning helped cultivate his sentiment!

"Huh, why are you still here?" Xia Yuqing turned her head and saw Yun Xizhu behind her, staring at herself with a complicated expression, shocked.

"This is the bandit den, where can I go except here?" Yun Xi twitched the corner of his mouth, glanced at the martial army who was flying away like a ghost, thoughtfully, "The meal made by the man... can be eaten. ?"

Xia Yuqing glanced at her sympathetically, and reached out and touched her head like an elder: "As soon as you hear this, you know that you have been raised in a deep boudoir all the year round and don't understand anything. Xiao Xi, listen, In this world, only men who work in the kitchen are good men and know how to care for others. If you must marry in the future, you must marry a man who cooks for you, you know?"

"..." Yun Xi was confused for a moment, as if she had understood something, her eyes were firm, "I understand! I must find a man who can cook in the future!"

Xia Yuqing patted Yun Xi on the shoulder with satisfaction, she was really a child to teach.

Yun Xi recalled Xia Yuqing's words, her eyes suddenly fell on Xia Yuqing's belly, and she curiously asked: "Sister Qing, is the baby's father a cook?"

The smile on Xia Yuqing's face froze, she touched her belly, slung her small face, and sighed quietly: "He is not...that's why my sister ended up in such a miserable end, so you must keep your eyes open and find A good man who will love you, don't follow in the footsteps of your sister."

Yun Xi's heart trembled, her eyes filled with tears and she held Xia Yuqing's hand with emotion: "Sister Qing...you are such a good person."

"..." Why does this sound so familiar?

At the same time, someone dressed up in disguise early in the morning, wearing a crescent-white casual clothes, suddenly sneezed, which drew the tender young book boy who had just come out next to him.

"what happened?"

"It's okay, it's probably that girl who is talking bad about me." Feng Tingye's lips twitched slightly, and he could still say bad things about herself. It seems that girl is very energetic now.I wonder what kind of expression she would look like when she saw her, happy or surprised?

However, no matter what, this time he must take her back and give her a good butt, and teach her a lesson. See if she dare to go out of the palace at will in the future?

Staring at the smile at the corner of Feng Tingye's lips, Shao Zitang unconsciously stepped back two steps and distanced himself from Feng Tingye. What is this person thinking?But... forget it, anyway, as long as it's not yourself who is unlucky!Shao Zitang didn't think about morality.

Xia Yuqing, who looked at each other affectionately with Yunxi, suddenly felt a chill rushing up behind her, and her body became stiff. The instinct of a small animal told her...it was dangerous!

"Sister Qing, what's wrong?"

"Uh, it's okay, maybe it's just waking up... a bit cold."

"Oh." Yun Xi didn't doubt that he had him. After a while, he seemed to think of something, and asked in a dull voice, "Then ginseng chicken soup is not for women to supplement their body?"

"..." Xia Yuqing stayed for a while, turned her head and glanced at the Wu Jun who had long since disappeared, then turned her head and glanced at the still closed door behind her, swallowing hard.

Brother Wu, it's really not that I didn't help you this time. The low IQ is a fault!The ginseng chicken soup is a god horse, and is regarded as a woman god horse. With your arrogant and awkward temperament, you still... ask for more blessings!

Xia Yuqing happily took Yun Xi into the room with the attitude of not caring about herself and watching the show, but what she didn't expect was that she would not ask for trouble, and that trouble would take the initiative to find her.

Xia Yuqing is pregnant. In addition to those bandits, there are many bandits family members in the cottage. These people are also enthusiastic people. Knowing that the big master brought back a girl with a child when he robbed him not long ago. Everyone was very concerned, and delivered all kinds of delicious food early in the morning.

After staying by the Changsun family and Xu Lao for a long time, Xia Yuqing’s ability to sell cuteness can be said to be very fast. Dealing with these bold middle-aged women can be said to be handy, but for a moment, these women laugh again and again, plus there is a cuteness. Wu Yunxi was sitting in town, and the women couldn't help but squeeze her little face, and even captured the hearts of a group of people.

Yun Xi's face was dark, and after a morning of smashing flowers, she thought she could finally rest, but didn't want to make another change.

"This old lady, what are you..." Yun Xi asked in a low voice, looking at the gray-haired, but energetic old lady in front of him.

Obviously the old lady's eyes are not very good when she is getting older. She squinted her eyes and looked at Yun Xi for a long time before saying: "If the front is not convex, the back is not raised, how can you give birth to a baby?

"..." Old lady, although I am a girl, my current dress is a man. How do you ask a man to give you a baby? And... Although the back of this lady is not warped, the front is very convex, OK? Just to pretend to be a man, I used a breast wrap!

"Old lady, wrong, wrong, not this. It's the one next to you!" Seeing this, a little girl who was on the side hurried forward and took the old lady's hand, holding her to the side of Xia who was eating a bun. Yuqing looked at it, "This is this one, this one is."

Xia Yuqing heard the sound and held the half-eaten steamed bun, swallowed the food in her mouth with difficulty, pointed at herself blankly and said, "You are looking for me?"

The old lady's gaze swept back and forth on Xia Yuqing's body several times, and finally fixed on Xia Yuqing's belly, with a surprised expression on her face: "Yes, this is this. Hey, my goodness. Daughter-in-law!"

"..." Xia Yuqing watched the old lady stunnedly and leaped towards herself with joy, reflexively hugged her belly to hide to the side, and said with a stiff face, "That... this old lady... You...you admit the wrong person, I am not your daughter-in-law."

If Master Gong Gong heard someone calling his wife, he would be unlucky again.What happened to Su Linlang last time gave her a good lesson, and now she dare not climb relatives casually.Who knows if you meet Master Zong Gong again in the future, will that stingy beast pay himself another account?She is now a person with huge debts.

"Don't you admit that I have my son's child, so I still want to deny it?" Seeing Xia Yuqing's retort, the old lady became a little unhappy immediately, looking at Xia Yuqing with a distressed look.

The corner of Xia Yuqing's mouth twitched, and she looked at Yun Xi on the side for help.

Yun Xi twisted her eyebrows and stepped forward and said, "This old lady, you may have admitted the wrong person. The child in Sister Qing's belly is mine. I don't remember when I got an extra mother."

The old lady frowned slightly because of Yun Xi's slightly sarcastic words. Just when Xia Yuqing wanted to stretch out Yunxi's sleeve and tell her to speak to the old man not so aggressively, the old lady snorted coldly. Scream.

"Your child? Are you a kid who doesn't have a hairy hair can make this girl pregnant? You lied to those simple-minded, strong men outside, but you can't fool me. You are actually..." The old lady hum With a smile, under the horrified gaze of the two of them, they calmly uttered a few words, "This girl's book boy."

"..." In fact, your mind is not too complicated?This is Xia Yuqing with her mouth twitching and a helpless look.

"..." Who did you provoke?This is a three-level drop in succession. From the childhood sweetheart who eloped with Xia Yuqing, she suddenly became Yun Xi who accompanied the young lady on the trip and waited on her!

"This is really going to disappoint the old lady. This kid is really mine." Yun Xi was silent for a moment, folded her hands on her chest, and said with an arrogant expression.

"Xi'er..." Xia Yuqing hurriedly took Yun Xi's hand and shook her head to tell her not to be too impulsive.

"Old lady, this is just a misunderstanding. I don't even know your son. How could my child belong to your son? There must be a misunderstanding. I wonder if your son is..." Xia Yuqing still said With a smile on his face, his heart is extremely mad. Is it possible that he has a popular face?Why does anyone like to call her daughter-in-law?!

"The book boy in your family is so ignorant that he dared to yell at the master like this. If he doesn't say anything to discipline him, he will definitely climb on your head in the future."

"You..." Yun Xi's expression changed, and she turned around to want to argue with the old lady, but Xia Yuqing held her back first.

"Calm down!" Xia Yuqing said in a low voice, "People are under the eaves, and you can't help but bow your head. This old lady has been here for so long, and no one has come in. It seems that the background is not small, you should bear it first."

Yun Xi was stunned, before remembering his current situation, glanced at the old lady not far away, and turned away with a cold snort.

The old lady was also a little angry when she saw this, and said loudly: "My son...Of course my son is the owner of this cottage."

The owner?Creditor?Why does it sound like a loan shark?No, the owner is...

"You mean Brother Wu, you are the mother of Brother Wu?" Is the old lady in their mouths the old lady?Xia Yuqing's mouth suddenly became O-shaped. This is really a big misunderstanding!

"Yeah, you call my son Brother Wu, and you still say it's not my daughter-in-law? Hey, I said how could my son not be able to marry a daughter-in-law, it turned out to be Jinwu Cangjiao, even the baby has it, so good Very good." The old lady has never looked away from Xia Yuqing's stomach since she hit the door.

Xia Yuqing stiffened her body and turned to the side, and smiled reluctantly: "Madam, you misunderstood. Brother Wu and I are really innocent. Brother Wu just kindly took me in for a few days in the village. After some days, I Will follow Xiao Xi to leave here."

Isn't it a normal name to call you elder brother?Where did the old lady hear that she is close to the master?

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous... I won't say it, don't say it." The old lady mistakenly regarded Xia Yuqing's anxious explanation as an anxious anger after being seen through by her elders, and hurriedly took her hand to face her. Laughing into a sunflower, "This panic is not good for the child in your stomach."

"...I'm not nervous." Xia Yuqing said naively, and she was relieved when she heard the old lady say nothing, thinking that the old lady was finally willing to let her go, but she didn't want to...

"Well, you are not nervous. The old man knows that you are shy. This is to blame the Wujun boy. If you have a daughter-in-law, I didn't even notify us. I didn't marry you gracefully, and let you be unmarried and pregnant. Don't worry, the old man is not the sour literati outside, so he won't look down on you because of this. You will raise the baby right here and give birth to the baby. The old man will ask the boy Wu Jun to marry you in the door gracefully."

"Huh? Marry into the door?" Xia Yuqing was completely stunned, "No, it's not... You misunderstood the old lady, it's really not the master and I..."

"That's it. I'll go and tell Wu Jun in a while, you don't have to worry."

"..." No, I'm worried!Who will tell me why things have become like this?Why do these old ladies like to talk to themselves like this, do you overbearing to bow?!Is the relationship between her and the big boss a dime?!What about her wishes?What about her rights?Can you let her finish her sentence!

The most important thing is, it is clear that the master and the second master are a match made in heaven. What is the matter if she blends in?She doesn't want to take her child to be a junior. Where is the adult?A baby who is no longer thick will become an illegitimate child!(Erkang hands~)

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