Father, Mother Escaped Again

"Second Junior Brother, come to visit Junior Sister again? You have come here quite often recently." Suddenly leaned against the gate of the Xiefang Hall, looking at the rushing clouds with a joking expression.

The Yue Meifeng in the cloud picked up, and greeted him with a faint smile: "How come the big brother came to the little sister early in the morning, is it possible that he is also here to visit the little sister? Let's go together."

Speaking of Yunzhong, the more he lifted his steps, he wanted to go inside, but was stopped first for no reason.

"Big Brother, is there anything else?"

For no reason, he glanced at the clouds and smiled slightly: "Second Junior Brother, it's not the older brother who said you. Our younger Junior Brother and Sister are very beautiful and beautiful, but now they are married. If you like her, you have to worry about the status of the younger sisters. Although we have the same friendship with the younger sisters, whether men and women are taught or not, you run here all the time, even if you and the younger sisters are innocent. In the eyes of those who don’t know the inside story, especially in the eyes of our junior and sister-in-law, it’s not like that."

The more Yunzhong listened to the unprovoked temptation to knock on the side, his face darkened, and he said with a sarcasm: "Big brother, what you said is bad. I am not the only one running into this palace all these days, so why? People who run here on weekdays have been running for nearly half a year and no one has chewed their tongues. Why did it come to me, and after only a few days of running, it became the target of public criticism?"

There was a moment of embarrassment on the face for no reason, and he coughed softly: "Senior brother is like you. I ran here for your future sister-in-law. What are you doing all the time?"

"Senior brother ran here for the future sister-in-law. Of course, the younger brother ran here for the future siblings of the senior brother. You and I are going to the same destination by different paths. There is not much difference."

"!" The four big characters of the same return by different routes successfully stimulated Su Wuyou, and the alarm bell in Su Wuyou's heart rang frantically, and his face suddenly became very ugly: "Junior, the future sister-in-law that I said for my brother is not a younger sister, but A little girl next to Little Junior Sister."

Yun Zhongyue narrowed his eyes and smiled and said: "That's not a coincidence, the future younger sibling whom Junior Brother said is also a little girl next to Junior Junior Sister. Oh, no, she should be called a big girl like that."

"!" The big girl woke up for a moment for no reason. Her wife was the big girl next to Xia Yuqing, and she was so good.Not only are they born well, but they are also so virtuous. They can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, protect the body, and go to the bed. They are so perfect that they can no longer be perfect. The man next to her will be attracted to her. Isn't that natural?

No, the daughter-in-law is one's own, and we must not let others take it away, especially the little junior brother in front of me who has always been unpleasant. It is simply unbearable for the wife to become a younger brother and sister!

"Well, little brother, brother is not bad to you on weekdays. You used to persuade brother when you were drunk and dreaming of dying, but now you have finally found someone who can let the brother take care of you, as a fellow teacher. Brothers, we are closer than ordinary brothers. At this time, shouldn't you help the brother and let the brother?"

The implication is that the brothers have this life and not the next life. At this time, you don't help your brothers. If you dare to stabb your brother in the back and dig the corner of your brother, it will be too interesting!

Oh, do you know that the set is close at this time?The more the cloud heard the slightest threat in the unprovoked words, his eyes narrowed, and a deep thought quickly passed through his eyes.

Is it possible that the big brother also fell in love with the girl next to the younger sister, too, she was also a good man after a closer look, although she is not a dazzling country, but at any rate, she is also a handsome and beautiful person. The type.The most important thing is that the girl also has a good cooking skill that may be admired by famous chefs all over the world.He traveled north and south to so many places, and he hadn't seen any great chef cook as much as she did.

It’s not an old saying that if you want to grab a man’s heart, you must first grab the man’s stomach. That’s how the girl grabs the stomach and then grabs the heart.It's hard to guarantee that the same is true for the big brother. The big brother hints and warns himself, is it possible... the big brother also fell in love with that girl?

The predecessors told us that Xi Tzu is always in the eyes of lovers, so because of the Xi Tzu in the eyes of these two, the two are destined to have a good tragedy.

The more Yunzhong thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. His face shrank, and he immediately laughed: "Big brother, this is another point. The love between men and women is about you and me. Both men and women treat each other. Meaning. The master still has to rely on his own true ability if he wants to get the heart of the other girl. This junior can't help the senior."

"..." Is this kid blatantly rejecting himself?And also ridiculing yourself that it is simply wishful thinking?

Recalling the attitude of my wife’s indifferent attitude towards her, is it possible that her daughter-in-law likes not her own handsome son, but the weak chicken who said the second brother’s words that are soft and weak?

What does the second brother's last sentence mean?Are you provoking yourself?It must be, he is provoking himself, wanting to compete with me for a wife by his own ability?!

Thinking of this, Su Wuyuan felt a little green on his head for the first time in his life.No way!The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the wife should not be thrown away!

"Junior Brother, there must be someone who comes first and then arrives in everything, and it's not a righteous thing to insert a needle horizontally!"

The more the cloud was startled, he suddenly laughed, leaning forward and backward with a smile, his face flushed, as if he had heard a big joke: "Righteous man, senior brother, have you forgotten? You second brother, I can It’s not a righteous person. Besides, I don’t know what comes first, brother, I only know what comes from behind, brother, you have been in this palace for so long and you haven’t been able to take down that girl. It shows that you have no destiny. In this way, don’t blame me for arguing. It’s true, elder brother, during this period of staying in the palace, the younger brother has already been eaten by the good dishes that the girl made, and now he has nothing to eat. She always feels that it’s hard to eat and swallow. Without her, Junior Brother, I might not be able to survive. So..."

The more Yunzhong looked at the unprovoked expression on his face, he smiled and smiled: "Senior brother, I just want to marry that girl home, wash and cook for me, warm the bed and give birth to my baby, brother, if you also love her, you and me The competition is fair, and the younger brother is willing to accompany him, but if I want to let the younger brother out without saying anything, then I can only say sorry to the younger brother, it’s impossible!"

"!" This stinky boy is really turning his head, he even dared to show off his power so arrogantly and personally attack him!It's really daddy can tolerate, son can tolerate!A brother is like siblings, and a wife is like a head. The hands and feet can be broken, but the head cannot be dropped.Dare to snatch my daughter-in-law and kill my father and mother. I don’t share the same meaning, even my brothers have no discussion.Moreover, the most unforgivable is...

I have been with my daughter-in-law for so long, and my daughter-in-law hasn't cooked for herself yet, this kid unexpectedly... this is a matter of man's dignity. If he can bear it, is he still a man?!

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense with you, the old rules, I see you upset, see you on the roof."

The more disdainful Yunzhong snorted: "Come on, afraid you won't make it?"

"It's not good, it's not good, my mother is not good." Xia Yuqing just got up with two steamed buns, and was having breakfast with the two children, when she suddenly saw a little girl rushing in in a hurry from outside.

"Ying'er, what are you talking about early in the morning? So yelling, haven't you seen the empress and the little princess having dinner?" Lu Rui was laying vegetables and heard the little girl yelling , Eyebrow twisted, and he murmured.

"Niangniang forgive the sins Niangniang forgive the sins, the slave and maidservant did not intentionally." Yinger also noticed her gaffe, and hurriedly knelt down.

"It's all right, get up, don't panic on the knees in the winter." Xia Yuqing held a white meat bun in his mouth, looked at the marble floor under Ying'er's knee, and couldn't help shivering for her.

"Mother, you are too used to these girls. Look at what they are like crazy now? Another girl ran to the tree in the yard and took out a bird's egg and broke her leg two days ago. Go down..."

Seeing that Lu Rui was about to turn on the Tang Seng mode, Xia Yuqing quickly swallowed the meat buns in her mouth and interrupted her long talk: "There are bird eggs on the trees in the yard? Hurry up, let Xiaoanzi and the others Take people up and take them out. I want to eat boiled bird eggs tonight!"

"..." Niangniang, this is not the point!

"Chuck..." When the second baby heard Xia Yuqing want to eat bird eggs, he clapped her hands with joy, and matched it with the small napkin under her neck and the little white teeth revealed in her giggling mouth. It's so cute.

Xia Yuqing couldn't help but leaned forward when she saw this, and chewed on the little cheek of the second baby, and said admiringly: "Dun Dun, you think this proposal is not bad, too. The queen will let people go to dig out the bird eggs in the evening. Reward you when it's cooked."

"Oh oh oh..." The second baby seemed to understand me, waving her little hand joyfully, very excited.

"..." Niangniang, the little princess is still young and can't eat bird eggs.

Seeing this, the big baby who had already started to bite the spoon silently, couldn't help but reward Xia Yuqing with a big white eye.The mother-in-law is the mother-in-law, who just wants to eat at any time.But my sister is too young, she should eat more.

If Xia Yuqing knew what the big baby was thinking, she would definitely hang him up and spank him without being so eccentric!

"Puff......" Tweet on the side looked at a few people playing Baoxiang. After all, he couldn't help but laughed. Looking at Lu Rui's silent and condensed appearance, he smiled lightly: "Okay, you, Lu Rui Don't be too serious, don't forget that when the mother first entered the palace, you are not much worse than Yinger."

"Yes, yes, yes, Lurui, you are only allowed to set fire to the state officials and not allow the people to light the lights."

"..." I... I was speechless!

"Speaking of which, Lurui, you were so innocent and cute before, why are you more and more like a housekeeper now? You can't marry after you are too old to be careful!

"..." Who on earth did I become such nagging?!

Lu Rui's face turned blue and white, white and blue, and finally suffocated a sentence: "I don't need to worry about this matter. The slave and maid had already been in the palace as early as when he entered the palace. Preparation."

"Lu Rui, what you said is wrong. Look at Xiaoyuan Cuier and Yun Xi. Although they are not married yet, they are all people with families. If you don't hurry up, you can really become old aunts. Now, the goddess horses left behind can not appreciate on the spot like house prices. The wealth is so full that the older they are, the less valuable they are.

"..." Niangniang, do you want to sell your servants as things?Even the research is worthless!

"Cough cough, well, don't play any tricks." Seeing Lu Rui's face flushed, and she was about to explode, she hurriedly changed the subject, "Let's listen to what Ying'er has said first."

When Tweet's reminded her, Ying'er suddenly remembered her intentions and said anxiously: "Hui Niangniang, it's not OK, Master Su and Master Yun are fighting in front of our palace."

"...Young Master Su and Young Master Yun?" Xia Yuqing was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly woke up, surprised, "Big Brother and Second Brother have fought, walk around, go out and take a look."

Xia Yuqing picked up the second baby in one hand, and the eldest baby in the other, and rushed out. Several people in the hall rushed to follow.

On the towering roof of Xiefang Hall, two figures, one black and one white, stand at both ends of the roof ridge, looking at each other across the long roof. The morning breeze blows the hem of the two people's clothes, and their clothes are fluttering. Fairy.The young man in white was holding a cyan long sword that was transformed from a jade flute. The sword body was dazzling and dazzling, and even the person holding the sword felt a little more energetic.The black-clothed boy held a silver dangling nine-segment whip with various ornate patterns carved on the whip, which made the weapon holders a bit coquettish.

The sun rising slowly behind the roof looked as if a beautiful big cloud disk was hanging in the middle of the two of them. The sunlight shining diagonally from the rear was spreading on the two of them, as if they were plating on both of them. With a layer of golden light, the two of them are more and more supernatural.

Xia Yuqing just rushed out of the inside and saw such a picture. She immediately grew up like this, her mouth froze in place: "Oh, mygod! So cool, this is Ye Gucheng who has traveled through time and space. And Ximen blowing snow!"

Hey, the two upstairs, did we run into the wrong theater? This is not the top of the Forbidden City!Why are they so cool wanting to fight to the death?Why bother with the same door?

"Niangniang..." Lurui quickly followed, and they were shocked to see the scene on the roof. "Niangniang, what should we do now?"

Xia Yuqing hugged two steamed buns, her expression was serious and contemplative for a moment, and then under the gaze of everyone's expectation, she whispered: "Go and get the chair and table out first."

"Oh, huh?" Shouldn't it be persuasive at this time?What do you move the table and chair for?

"Niangniang, why do you move a chair?" Is it possible that Niangniang still wants to go to battle in person and climbs on the roof to persuade her to set it up, but shouldn't she move a chair if she wants to go on the roof?

Xia Yuqing turned her head and glanced at Lu Rui and Ying'er who were inquiring, and sighed helplessly: "After following me for so long, why don't I understand my thoughts at all? Of course it is convenient to move tables and chairs. Watching the show."

"Look at...at a play?" Shouldn't we persuade you to fight at this time?Niangniang, you regard the fight between your two seniors as a good show. Is this really good?Look at that shiny silver weapon, it's real at first sight, it will kill you if you are not careful!

"Of course it's watching the show. Go and go." Whether they went to the wrong set or not, it was Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng!Ah, no, it's my senior brother and second senior brother. At first glance, they are not any provoking masters. I am such a small girl with delicate skin and tender flesh to persuade them. The sword is eyeless, and she was chopped. Thanks what!Moreover, this kind of action movie, which is very advanced at first glance, was only available in 3D theaters in the past. This time you can see better movies than 3D theaters without buying a ticket. It is a fool if you don't watch it!

So, half a quarter of an hour later, when the people on the roof were still fighting with no one else, they didn't realize that some people under the house had already set up tables and chairs and started eating melon seeds to watch the show.

"Why haven't you started yet? I've been looking at each other for a long time. It's not like playing the legendary soul out of the body and struggling with consciousness?" Xia Yuqing licked the melon seeds and dropped the melon seeds husk on the ground, a little impatient Said.

The two little buns sitting next to Xia Yuqing's special rocking chair also yawned sleepily, lethargic.Then I heard a girl on the side whispering: "Moved, Niang, the two sons moved."

Xia Yuqing's body shook all over, and leaned forward, looking at the two people who seemed to be still moving with bright eyes.

"Junior brother, you and my brothers grew up together, and they wore the same pair of crotch pants when they were young. Now it's just for a woman, as for killing each other like this?" Su Wuyou's wrist flipped and the long sword in his hand was back. Behind him, standing against the wind, not to mention it really smelled like a fairy style.

The more the cloud was amused by the unprovoked words, he raised his hand, and the nine-section whip made a very pleasant impact instantly.Tap the toes lightly on the edge of the eaves, stretched his waist, bent his slender body into a soft curve, and smiled lightly: "Since the big brother has said that it is only for a woman to do such a big fight, then for you For the sake of my brother's feelings, the big brother might as well be generous once and give her to me?"

For a woman?!Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment, even forgot to knock the melon seeds in her hand, turning her head to look at Tweety if she felt it.

"Tweet, when did you hook up with my second brother? I don't even know! It's wrong to have two boats!"

When Tweet heard Xia Yuqing's question, she raised her eyebrow and stepped on two boats?Which boat did she step on?Why doesn't she know at all?

"Hui Niangniang, the servant girl had never noticed Young Master Yun before, let alone had a close relationship with him. Therefore, the servant girl really didn't know about this matter."

Xia Yuqing was stunned when she heard Tweet's explanation. She knew Tweet's temper the best, and at best she acquiesced not to explain, otherwise she would never lie to herself.So Tweety really has never had an intersection with the second brother. Could it be that the second brother is unrequited love for Tweet, or is it...

"Why do you... why should I let you? Do you know how to respect your elders? I'm your senior brother. You have to let him go according to your seniority, and come first, come first. Obviously, I met her first. Is it reasonable?" For no reason, the bear boy on the opposite side flushed with anger, wishing to give him a good whip now.

"Brother, you’re wrong. If you don’t say you are the same generation, there is no such thing as an elder. On the contrary, as a senior, you should be sympathetic to us juniors, and be courteous and understanding! Since childhood, I never saw you. Let me once, this time I will die!"

Su Wuyuan, because of Yunzhong’s drunk, took a sip of blood in his throat, which could not go up or down, and finally swallowed it down, and then heard Yunzhong’s complaint: “Besides, didn’t you just say that brother? Is it possible for a woman to be more than our brotherhood for so many years? Junior brother thought you were only cruel to your confidantes before, but I didn't expect to be so ruthless to my fellow junior. Junior brother, I really misunderstood you!"

"..." As an evil animal, the most tragic thing is to meet a bear kid who treats life as a big drama.

Xia Yuqing listened to the conversation between the two, looked at this and that, and suddenly... had an epiphany.It turns out that the second brother does not like Tweety, but...big brother!

According to the words of Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, these two people have known each other since they met Master and before they entered the gate of Master.Growing up together, wearing a pair of crotch-opening trousers grown up with Han paper, if it is not a straight man who is as straight as a rolling pin, then it is a proper true love!

As everyone knows, Xia Yuqing is the most unmatched person is wireless brain supplement, in her words, life is everywhere JQ, but people lack the eyes to find JQ, and now she once again lifted the mist and found A pair of Guoguo JQ!

The second brother and the big brother grew up together, and the petite second brother has been protected by the unruly and ardent big brother since childhood. Over time, he fell in love with this big brother who sheltered himself from the wind and rain.It’s a pity that the second brother thought that they were both men, so they could only hide this forbidden love affair silently in his heart, and kept following behind the big brother quietly, never letting go, and even invested with the big brother. The same division.

Unexpectedly, the older elder brother was as unruly as ever, but he was a little bit more turbulent, and did not notice the second elder brother who had been standing behind him silently waiting for him to turn back, so he fell into the arms of Yingying Yanyan. , Zui Sheng Meng Di.The second brother was heartbroken, but he didn't dare to declare his forbidden love for the first brother. He could only immerse himself in jealousy and indignation every day and wash his face with tears.In the end, under the dual torture of reason and emotion, he couldn't think about it for a while, and simply came out of sight, escaped from the teacher's door, wandered the rivers and lakes, and healed the sentiment.

But I don’t want to go through a few years, when the second brother thought that he could be calm with the big brother’s emotional life, he returned to the big brother, but was surprised to find that the big brother who had been lingering around Hua Cong unexpectedly met the true love of life. And is willing to give up the whole grassland for this little grass.Now the second brother can no longer be jealous anymore. If it were before, he could still deceive himself and tell himself that the senior brother is just playing with the women outside, and his heart is still with him, but now... he Not only can't keep the body, but also the heart!

Ever since, the jealous second brother... blackened!He walked on the road of no return without hesitation. Since he couldn't blatantly snatch the big brother back, then he pretended to rob the big brother's woman, destroying the relationship between the big brother and Tweet.

Ah ah ah, the bear child's infatuation and infatuation vs. the scumbag attack, the taboo sadomasochism of the brothers, really abused the blood and tears on my face, oh oh oh, do you want to be so lingering and stubborn!

Xia Yuqing held her face that had been smeared with blood, and cried silently.And the two people who didn't know that they had become the sad heroes of Xia Yuqing's YY are in a state of not talking too much at this moment.

"Yue Zhongyue, I have endured you for a long time! If you want it today, you will give me the thought of dying obediently, otherwise it will be either you die or I live today!" Unexplained anger raged into the sky, and the sun was starting to become hot. .

"..." Senior brother, if you say such ruthless words, my second senior brother will be sad!

However, Yun Zhongyue calmly shook the nine-section whip in his hand, and yawned: "I'll hit it. I'm afraid of you. I have tolerated you for a long time. Today, the old and new hatreds are settled together, no thanks! "

"..." The second senior brother no longer broke out in silence, but perished in silence, but finally couldn't understand the big brother's troubles, ready to change, infatuated and become the queen?Junior Sister Wa absolutely supports Nai, please don't go on it carelessly, hurry up and overwhelm senior brother!

"Oh oh oh..." The second baby on the side seemed to sense the excitement in Xia Yuqing's heart and waved his small fists to express solidarity.

Xia Yuqing's eyes lit up, she picked up her second baby and sat on her lap: "As expected of my baby girl, you must know what the queen is thinking, right?" Xia Yuqing, who firmly believes that the second baby can inherit her great ambitions Began to persuade.

Although the second baby was a little confused, she clapped her hands in favor and giggled, which made Xia Yuqing couldn't help but nibble again on her little face.

"Sure enough, the educator should start with the baby, baby, hurry up and watch JQ with the mother and queen."

"Oh oh oh..."

The big baby in the rocking chair looked at the twinkling green eyes of his mother's queen, rolled her eyes in disdain, and the queen began to pull her sister to do strange things again.Forget it, I'll go to sleep for a while, to make up for sleep.Thinking about it this way, the big baby's round body turned over, and came out of sight.

As a result, under the excited gaze of Xia Yuqing and the second baby, the two people above the eaves pointed at the same time and rushed towards each other.

The sharp long sword drew a dazzling light under the sunlight, and cut straight towards the cloud.

Xia Yuqing's expression changed when she saw it, I was obedient, big brother, this is too cruel.If this sword is hit, even if the second brother is immortal, it will be half-life, it really is a scum attack!Even if he abused the second brother's heart, it is shameful to abuse his body now!

However, Yunzhongyue did not panic at the oncoming sword. With a trembling of the nine-section whip in his hand, the long whip was like a water snake walking under the river, quickly wrapped around the sharp long whip. sword.

Suddenly for no reason, he tried to pull the sword back with a cold face, but he was more insightful in the cloud and grabbed the whip first.

The two of them started a tug of war on the roof of the eaves. In the end, the unlucky child knew how to work around. He simply took the whip in his hand and rushed towards Su Wu for no reason.

"Puff..." Xia Yuqing ate too many melon seeds, and was drinking a cup of tea with her mouth dry, when she saw this scene that the tea just in the mouth spurted out.

"Niangniang, are you okay? Is this tea too hot? No, the servant girl just tried it. It's warm." Seeing that Xia Yuqing reacted so strongly, Lu Rui said that the tea was hot Xia Yuqing , Hurried forward and asked worriedly.

"It's okay, it's not hot." Xia Yuqing wiped her mouth and asked in confusion: "Did you not see it just now?"

"See what?" Lu Rui looked at Xia Yuqing confusedly.

"..." Xia Yuqing silently moved her gaze back to the two people on the roof. The second senior brother was too brave and brave just now, so it made sense to rush towards the senior brother, oh oh oh, then The picture is so beautiful!But this is not the point!The point is that when the second brother leaped over, the part that his hand stretched towards...ahhhh, that's a chest attack, a standard chest attack!If you dare to say that you are boring to big brother like this, Wa would not believe it if he was killed!

In the end, what the cloud is more practised is only some flexible skills that are more biased towards flying over the wall. The skill is indeed agile and flexible, but it will not last long to fight against it. Therefore, after the plan of fighting with the unprovoked speedy and quick decision fell through, a certain grew up. So the bear child, who had a headache for the elders, chose sensibly... Escape is the best policy!

As for Jiangzi, after a brief confrontation between swords and shadows, this decisive battle did not develop towards the peak of martial arts as Xia Yuqing thought, but became a tug of war between you and me.

"Yun Zhongyue, you're doing this again! If you can't beat it, you are still not a man. Who just kept saying that you want to go heads-up with me? What kind of a guy is running away with his tail clipped?"

"Brother? You are serious, brother, I'm just a little thief, I love to do these things that don't see the sun very much in my life, you can't be more open and upright than you! And brother, don't take advantage of this time. Screaming, the person who just said that you are going to be singled out is obviously your senior brother. Junior brother, I am just embarrassed to refute your face and reluctantly agree. If you have the ability, you can catch up with me!"

"..." The second brother, although Wa is controlled, Su Nai's words like this sounded very inferior!

"If you have the ability, don't run! You stop, I promise not to hit you." He jumped out of anger for no reason, and shouted angrily.

"Do you think I will believe you? Senior brother, I didn't use it eight hundred years ago when you recruited junior brother."

"..."

In this way, the two of you chased me and started to circle the roof of Xiefang Hall.

After half an hour...

After an hour...

After an hour and a half...

Two hours later...

The people at the bottom were very uninterested, and the people above were completely exhausted.

"You run, you run again, if you have the ability, keep running!" Suddenly panting for no reason, fell on one knee on the roof, and sneered at the cloud not far away.

The sooner Yunzhong sat down on the roof, and smiled in an unprovoked direction: "Hahaha, I won't run away, big brother, you come and hit me, hit me!"

"Yunzhongyue, I've seen you upset for a long time! You didn't learn well since you were a kid. At the age of eight, you wanted to steal the clothes of your big sister on the street, but accidentally stole the tigress from her house and was chased by the tigress for several times. In the next few years, seeing a woman with weak legs is really a fucking shame." The two physically weakened people have obviously evolved from master tricks to personal attacks.

"Fuck, you still have the face to say that when I was seven years old, who ran to lift the skirt of a pretty girl on the street, so that the girl screamed all over the street to hear it, and I looked for you as a young adult thief?"

"I'm going, you are really ready to count the mess of these old sesame seeds and rotten grains, right, brother, I will stay with you to the end!"

"Obviously you talked about me first, so why did you push me on this time? Big brother, you are like this, every time you are so irresponsible. How can you take care of other girls like this?"

"Don't spit people, if you say that I am irresponsible, you are the same as me, and you are not much better!"

Xia Yuqing listened to the explosion of the two, and the action of nibbling the seeds was another meal. It turned out that... the second brother was Jiangziwan and was chased by the tigress for several streets. When she saw the woman, her legs became weak. It just has a psychological shadow on women, no wonder they would retreat to the next best place, fancy big brother such a crooked melon date!The big brother is also true. He has been a slutty child since he was a child. It is too difficult to look directly at the girl who ran to lift the girl's skirt!No, I have to...

"Lu Rui, go in and get me a pair of pen, ink, paper and inkstone."

"Huh?" Lu Rui was stunned, turned her head and asked, "What does the empress want with pen, ink, paper and inkstone?"

"Hehe, I want to collect materials on the spot."

Lu Rui became more puzzled: "Collect materials?"

"Yes, didn't you hear that they were both smashing each other's shortness? I want to record all these conversations."

The corners of Lu Rui's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and said stiffly: "Manny, what do you collect this for?"

"Of course it is to prepare for my latest masterpiece, "One of the Secrets of the Rivers and Lakes: The Days and Nights of My Sadistic Love with Senior Brothers"." Xia Yuqing said of course.

"..."

"Oh, there are fewer and fewer jQs in this palace. It seems that this palace has to expand the scope of the onlookers, and is committed to discovering more and more jqs for the benefit of all mankind. By then, it can be printed as a book. If you sell it to the arena, maybe you can make a lot of money, I'm really too smart!"

"..." Niangniang, if the two princes knew that you used them as a cash cow, they would cry!

Just as Lu Rui retrieved the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, the quarrel between the two on the roof was approaching white-hot.

"Grandma, you're still addicted to grabbing my pigtails, right? I don't know anything about your messy things. Take the nine-section whip in your hand as an example, when my father asked you to choose a handy one Weapon, in the end you chose such a soft thing. I wondered at the time that your boy not only looks soft and looks like a girl, but also chose a weapon that looks like a girl. As a result..." The unprovoked expression was distorted for a moment, "As a result, we did not know until later that you chose that thing purely because it is soft and easy to steal things! Pity a few of our masters and apprentices You’ve stolen food for a whole month like this. Don’t say you can’t get enough to eat every day. It’s because our kitchen has hired rats!

"..." It turned out that the second brother's weapon was used for such a purpose. Using the nine-section whip to steal something to eat is really great!However, stealing things to eat...Stealing things to eat... The second brother had been in the Xiefang Hall for a while, and the food in the Xiefang Hall did disappear a lot. Is it possible...

With a whirr, Xia Yuqing suddenly felt a cold wind blowing behind her, and she couldn't help shivering from the cold. If she felt it, she turned her head and looked at the raging resentment behind her upper body.

"..." Brother Brother, ask for your blessings!

"Do you dare to say that I am soft and soft like a woman? Haha, I think who forgot to bring money when visiting the brothel, and ordered several top girls, but when they came, they were detained because they couldn't pay. I couldn’t get out of the brothel, and finally had to fly a pigeon to send a book to the nearest me to go to the rivers and lakes for emergency, and redeem you from the brothel. Finally, I asked the big brother why you didn’t leave, and with your skills The vulgar fan is not your opponent at all. As a result, what did you say, the girl in the kiln had a very good birth, and you want to come again in the future. If you just leave like this, you can’t be like them next time. Talking and laughing are coming up. Senior brother, you let me say what is good about you, do people like you really have a sincere heart? Please forgive me, I don’t believe him at all."

"..." Xia Yuqing keenly felt a cold chill spread from the side.Big brother, ask for your blessings.

The two brothers were spitting out at each other. They suddenly felt a suffocation and rushed over. Their intuition for danger made them rush forward quickly to avoid the fatal blow.

"Cough cough, who is the one who is plotting against this uncle, and stand up for him!"

"it's me."

"..."

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