Father, Mother Escaped Again

Xia Yuqing and Helian Mingyue pointed at each other in surprise, their eyes gleaming with uncertainty.Afterwards, Helian Mingyue asked tentatively: "The king covers the earth tiger?"

"Pagoda Town River Monster."

Helian Mingyue's eyes lit up slightly: "Zhen Gaogang, a Xishan eternal beauty."

"Puff... the door faces the sea, and the mountains and rivers flow together for thousands of years."

Helian Mingyue was so excited with tears: "Is Conan finished?"

"Fuck, this is a good cut that you won't be able to see in your lifetime!"

"...Well, I actually think so too."

"..."

The two of them were talking about words that only the other party could understand, and their eyes looked at each other brighter and brighter.

After a trial of you coming and going, Helian Mingyue grabbed Xia Yuqing's hand and said with tears in her eyes: "It turns out that you are a fellow from here! Man, where are you from? I'm from the city of B. ."

Xia Yuqing didn't expect to meet a second "hometown" here, and it was also a burst of excitement, but in the end, I had already seen a fellow second emperor before, but he was not as shocked as Helian Mingyue.

"I, I'm from City S. When did you come here, even the child is so big? It won't be when you are about to give birth or after you have finished..."

"No, I came here before I got married. The meeting seemed to have been around 12 years ago. I remember it was just after the London Olympics. Once I passed through, I was still a boudoir girl, and then I met this dead ghost. ......" Helian Mingyue's small face turned red, raised his hand and slapped Yunzhong's shoulder and said: "I think it's pretty good, so I'll marry. Now even the child is so old."

"……"devil?Puff... In this Shu Kingdom, I am afraid that there is no one else but the person in front of you who dare to call Yun Xi her father!

"By the way, when did you come through? It's been so many years, the end of the world should have passed long ago, isn't it possible... It's already the 22nd century when you came through?"

"Why, it’s been more than two years since I passed through it, okay? It should be different in time, space and time difference, just like country M and country Z, one in the eastern hemisphere, one in the western hemisphere, time It’s all the same for a long time."

"That's it." Helian Mingyue groaned, and you followed, "I haven't seen anyone walking around here for so many years. I thought there was no other person walking here. I didn't expect..." He Lian Mingyue stared at Xia Yuqing with two bright eyes. The gleaming appearance gave Xia Yuqing the illusion that she had turned into a pile of priceless gold.

"Ahem, in fact, it's just that you didn't find it. At least I knew that there was another person who followed us through."

"Who?" Helian Mingyue was startled and asked in surprise.

"My second brother, oh, I forgot to ask him where he was. However, he seemed to collect clothes during a thunderstorm, and then accidentally...conducted on the spot and wore it."

"Fuck, that's okay!" Helian Mingyue patted the table with excitement and shouted.

Xia Yuqing was taken aback, and hurriedly waved her hand at her: "Calm down, Linghu Chong can follow Dongfang Invincible these days to get involved, what else can't you do?"

"...Isn't Ling Huchong like Ren Yingying? When did you go to get involved with Dongfang Unbeaten?"

Xia Yuqing looked at Helian Mingyue sympathetically: "When is your version? Now the hottest thing is that Linghu Chong and Dongfang Invincible have a deep relationship between sadomasochism, you are out!"

Well, in fact, it was because that version of Oriental Unbeaten was abruptly twisted into a woman, but she selectively ignored this.If Dongfang is no longer a man, can he still be the shocking and sad man that gave people back then?So it’s unbearable to turn a man into a goddess!

"I'll take it. I've only worn it for a few years now, and I'm derailed from the times. Wait, let me calm down for a while." Helian Mingyue's face sank, and she wanted to take a picture of the table again, but Xia Yuqing was frustrated. He held his hand with a sharp eye and quickly, to avoid another big movement.

"The tiger touches the tiger, there are more thunder dramas these years, and we should get used to it. Let's not talk about this, let's talk about something else. Speaking of, my dear, how did you pass through? Is it possible to be thundered by the sky? You hacked it?"

"It would be better if that was the case, I just slept, and God knows how to pass through." Helian Mingyue sat back to the original position and spread her hands, said helplessly.

"..." Damn it, went through after a nap?Isn't this too bullshit?!And what is the swollen expression on the surprised look just now?Compared to Brother Erhuang's Heavenly Thunder Strike, you are obviously more supernatural!

He Lian Mingyue obviously did not find Xia Yuqing's entanglement at this moment. It is rare to meet a fellow villager. He Lian Mingyue can’t wait to vomit the bitter water that has been buried in my heart for these years: "Hey, I knew I could walk through after a sleep. At that time, I should have played my collection of Little Overlord games to the final level, at least before crossing, let me experience the thrill of tearing down the final *oss! And only a few minutes away from the snow lotus in my QQ farm It can be picked, and the big unicorns in the ranch can also be used to place gems! I had known that time I shouldn’t have snooze for a while and missed the good time to harvest. Now I don’t know which thief who doesn’t have eyesight steals it. Ran away, oooooo..."

"That..." Xia Yuqing was embarrassed just about to insert a sentence, but saw Helian Mingyue suddenly raised her head, staring at her with a bitter expression: "The most important thing is..."

"Ok?"

"The most important thing is my QQ pet! I used to feed it and play with it every day. Now that I have been walking for so long, no one will caress or feed it anymore. Poorly, it's afraid of being hungry. The double torture of thirst and hunger has killed the jade! Ah, my poor Xiao Xi!"

"Puff...wait, your QQ pet's name is Xiao Xi?" Xia Yuqing twitched her mouth, looking at Helian Mingyue in shock.

"Yeah!" Helian Mingyue replied with a look of course, "Our family Xiaoxi is very kawaii, so after the first time I saw the birth of Xiaoxi, who was also kawaii, just Without hesitation, I named her Yun Xi."

"..." Is this raising pets as children or raising daughters as pets?If Xiao Xi knew that her position in the heart of her queen mother was equal to that of a pet, and she would most likely be a substitute for this pet, she would cry, she would cry!

"Yue Auntie, you really are not so caring, like pets so much..."

"No, this palace has always wanted to keep a pet since I came here. It's a pity that the sky is not what people want. When Xiao Xi was four years old, he was bitten by a local Pekingese dog from the outside. After that, the child has always been afraid of pets like cats and dogs. It is so boring that my palace can only raise things like parrots that can’t run or move, and are hard to move."

"..." Damn, I bit Xiao Xi when I was young, and I was so scared that the dog who detoured as long as he saw Xiao Bai came from your hand!With such a superb mother like you and such a daughter-in-law, I can’t blame Xiao Xi for thinking about running away from home!

"Speaking of, how did you pass through? You were struck by lightning, or fell into the sewer on the main road, or washed away by the flush toilet?"

"..." Aunty Yue, do you think this is "The Devil From Today"?

"Ahem...Xiao Huang Ben..." Xia Yuqing murmured in embarrassment, the voice was not much different from the mosquito.

Helian Mingyue didn't hear clearly at all, and gave her a puzzled look: "Huh?"

"Small...little Huang Ben." Xia Yuqing's voice was a little louder, but it was still much lower than the average voice.

"Ah? You speak louder, what's so embarrassing? Is it possible that there is a more cheating reason than falling into the toilet and being washed away?" Helian Mingyue didn't hear it for a long time, but he didn't hear it. Yelled patiently.

Xia Yuqing took a deep breath, and yelled from the broken jar: "Little yellow book, little yellow book, I didn’t pay attention to thunder and lightning when I watched Xiaohuang book, but I didn’t know why, and my eyes went dark. coming!"

"..."

As soon as Xia Yuqing finished roaring, there was an embarrassing silence in the sleeping hall.

"Puff......" Helian Mingyue recovered, looking at Xia Yuqing's red face, he hurriedly covered his mouth, trying to stop the laughter, but unfortunately it had little effect.

"Laugh, laugh, laugh if you want to, who has never been scammed several times before, is it so funny?" Xia Yuqing growled in anger.

I didn't think it before I met Helian Mingyue.Now that she met Helian Mingyue, she also suddenly remembered that she had gone through that moment and was looking at a small yellow book. It is rare to find such a male and female Xiao Huangwen that suits her appetite. In the end, she didn't even see the ending. !Scratch the wall!

There are also those discussion posts that are too late to follow, caught in the forums that I often hang, I wonder if those like-minded and like-minded friends after my disappearance will think of myself?Now that I think of these things, I feel like a world away, as if they have been things in my previous life, alas, I really miss it when I think about it.

"Hahahaha, don't... don't be angry, I didn't mean to laugh, it's true that the reason for crossing these years is really getting more and more nonsense. Even looking at a little yellow book can traverse casually. It's really everywhere in life. There is a risk, the crossing is dangerous, you need to be cautious when trying! Hahaha, no, let me laugh for a while. It’s been a long time since I heard such a funny joke." Helian Mingyue smiled forward and backward, if it were not a hand Leaning on his shoulders in the cloud that couldn't speak, he laughed and fell to the ground.

"..." Laugh, laugh, these days there are some people who laugh at a hundred steps.My sister is magnanimous and doesn't share your common knowledge.Xia Yuqing pouted, looking at Helian Mingyue's presumptuous laughter, thought very proudly.

"I thought my way of crossing was unreliable enough, but I didn't expect... It really is because there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside." Helian Mingyue laughed so much that tears came out, and it took a while to slowly come over. He pressed his shoulder in the cloud and said, "You said, you have only passed through in recent years. Will anyone pass through again in the future?"

Xia Yuqing rolled her eyes and indifferently spread her hands and said: "Who knows, it is estimated that we will be pierced into a sieve when we cross the track these years. Who knows which unlucky bug will be tragic after us?"

"makes sense."

"What...what are you talking about? Why can't I understand one of them?" In the cloud that was left to the side, listening to the words of the two people vomiting like machine guns, he always felt that every word they said was like he I understand, but I can't understand even one combination.

What Bumpman, what game to spawn monsters and boss, what QQ farm, QQ pet?Why hasn't he heard of these things?Is it swollen that only the two of them understand everything, but they are excluded?!And this feeling always feels a bit familiar, as if...

In the cloud, he was embarrassed for a moment, and suddenly seemed to think of something, suddenly raised his head to look at Xia Yuqing, and exclaimed: "Could you be Qing girl, you are also from Yueyue's era?"

"!" What are people of that era?I was so excited just now that I didn’t notice that there was an unrelated person who was pestering over there. After this time, Xia Yuqing couldn’t help but feel a little scared, especially why Yun Xi’s father said that sentence. Come on, is it possible...

As if seeing what Xia Yuqing was thinking in her heart, Helian Mingyue smiled slightly and said: "As you think, this dead ghost knows. I told him long before I got married. At first, he didn't believe it, but later I believed it slowly, but I wasn’t surprised. In fact, it didn’t make any difference whether to say it or not, but at that time, I thought that since I was going to be married for a lifetime, I shouldn’t hide some things, so I took the initiative to tell. his."

"Aunt Yue, you are not afraid that Yun Xi and her father will be afraid of you because of this? It's fine if you don't marry you. Maybe you will be treated as a scourge, and demons and ghosts will be dragged out and burned in public?"

As soon as Xia Yuqing said this, Yunzhong stopped doing it, her eyebrows were raised, and a vicious look appeared on her face: "Who dares to treat my Yueyue like a scourge, and the monsters and ghosts are pulled out and burned? I punish him. Nine races!"

"..." Okay, I thought about it!Even if the man in front of him burned himself, it would never be possible to burn Mother Yun Xi.

Helian Mingyue was startled, but laughed lowly: "Girl, what do you think about in your head? Although we are people who are crossing people, we are also living people anyway. Okay, where is it? Are you going to be scared of such monsters and monsters?

Helian Mingyue looked at Xia Yuqing's slightly embarrassed face, and already had an answer in her heart: "In that case, I heard Xiao Xi say that you have become a family here, and now it seems that you have two children. His father, does King Ye know you..."

Xia Yuqing shook her whole body, and shook her head somewhat discouragedly, and dropped her head.

Helian Mingyue was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "Then... girl, have you ever thought of going back?"

"Go back?" Xia Yuqing raised her head in astonishment, staring at Helian Mingyue with a look of astonishment, and then asked a little cautiously, "Can we go back?"

"Who knows? Since we can pass through, then maybe something was drawn through the system that day, and it might not be necessary to draw us back again."

"What? There is that kind of thing? Where is it? I'll go and beat it up immediately. Yueyue is mine, and must be by my side forever. The Rush subsystem is an evil thing. It must be Cut the grass and remove the roots!" Yunzhongli was taken aback by Helian Mingyue's words, and immediately wanted to jump up and go out and order the evil things that might have robbed his wife from his own wife. Afterwards, he seemed to have thought of something and turned his head and stared at Xia fiercely. Yu Qing pretended to be fierce and said, "And you, Qing girl, if you want to go back, you can go back alone, don't drag on my Yueyue..."

In the cloud, she just thought about the threat of no ethics, this girl who was very likely to abduct her own wife. Who knows, before she could say anything, she was suddenly beaten by a huge fan suddenly appeared behind her, the soft bones of the fan. On his head, the boss made a loud noise, directly hitting him almost to the ground.

"!" Fuck, where did you get such a big bamboo fan like a banana fan?And it was so loud just now, wouldn't it really make people stupid if you hit such a fan?Okay, I finally know that Yun Xi's father looks stupid for Mao, and it's hard to be smart even if he is beaten like this all day long!Xia Yuqing stared blankly at the domestic violence that occurred in front of her, and secretly gave a tear of sympathy to the cloud.

"Oh, Yueyue, you murdered your husband!" Yunzhongli was suddenly attacked, hugged her head and squatted down in pain. He let out a faint groan, and looked up at his domineering daughter-in-law.

"The two of us are talking, what are you talking about, and stay facing the wall." Helian Mingyue raised her eyebrows and cast a cold glance in the clouds.

Yun Zhongli was stiff, his face was blue and white, and white and blue. He glanced sadly at Helian Mingyue, but he didn't even dare to put a fart.

"..." It turns out that Daddy Yun Xi has this kind of status at home, which is really enviable. If he did something like this to Master General...

Xia Yuqing thought about the possible consequences of doing the same thing as Helian Mingyue, and shuddered abruptly, let it go.If you do this, it must be yourself in the end!

"Girl, you haven't answered me yet. If it's possible, do you want to go back?" Helian Mingyue solved a big problem with a fuss, turned to look at Xia Yuqing, and brought the topic back.

"I..." Xia Yuqing was silent for a while, bit her lip, as if she had made some determination, and raised her head and said, "I don't want to go back."

"Oh? Why? You don't want your parents, friends, or some other important people? Isn't there anyone you care about there?" Helian Mingyue cast a low glance at Xia Yuqing, and asked meaningfully.

"Of course. It's just..."

Parents play outside all the year round and don't care about her much. Even without her, they will be sad at most for a while. After this period, they will return to what they were before.The grandparents who loved her the most had passed away one after another when she was in junior high school, let alone any problem.As for those damaging friends, without her, causing trouble for them, it is too late to be happy, the most important thing is...

Xia Yuqing's mind suddenly showed the eyebrows and eyes of a certain animal with a faint smile. Although the man had a black belly and a small belly, he still liked to bully himself, and made himself miserable with bad taste. Look at his jokes, but he I will also care about myself, love myself, tolerate myself, protect myself, and indulge myself unconditionally.He is the only person in this world who will always look at him with that kind of pampering gaze, and pamper him regardless of return.The most important thing is that they still have their treasures, the two children that no one can replace.

"It's just that there are people here who are more concerned about me."

Helian Mingyue seemed to have expected Xia Yuqing to say this a long time ago, and smiled and said, "If this is the case, you should tell him earlier."

"……tell him?"

"Well, find an opportunity to tell him about your affairs. Since you have made up your mind to live here for the rest of your life and want to live with him for the rest of your life, you shouldn't keep this matter from him for the rest of your life. And you may spend time together. It’s not long enough, so he didn’t notice your strangeness, but what about ten, twenty, thirty years later? If at that time he still can’t find your difference, then he can only say that he doesn’t love you enough. Rather than wait On the day of arrival, he found out by himself that it is better for you to be frank."

Xia Yuqing showed some hesitation on her face. He Lian Mingyue looked at her and couldn't help squinting her eyes and chuckling: "Are you not confident in yourself or in him?"

Xia Yuqing's eyes tightened suddenly, she was silent for a long time, and suddenly raised her head and said: "That's right, even if I don't have confidence in myself, I can't have confidence in Master Zong Gong."

"Hey, where are you going to be eager?"

"It's not that you asked me to tell this..."

Helian Mingyue's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and he sighed softly, "I asked you to frankly tell him that's right, but it's not now. You are still in the palace now. Just rush out and you are not afraid of being caught. ?"

"……Oh."

Helian Mingyue looked at Xia Yuqing's dazed appearance, and couldn't help sighing: "The eldest princess has premeditatedly developed a lot of forces in the DPRK over the years. Although we have now seen her ambitions clearly, we can't trade. If you rush her, if you really want to go head-to-head, the odds of winning are only five to five. But it is rare for you to enter the palace. Now in this palace, except for the inner hall of the Chengqian Palace, the eyes of the princess are scattered everywhere in the palace. , My palace is worrying about how to let people send the letter out without knowing it, and ask someone to come and help. So, let me fix a book, and you will bring me out of the palace to give it to the sixth emperor. After he gets the letter Naturally know what to do, besides... I will fix another book, and you will bring it to King Ye for me."

"Bring it to the emperor? Is there anything you can't tell me directly? It's the same if I go back and tell him."

Helian Mingyue looked at her up and down for a long time, and replied mercilessly: "I am worried that my words will become another version when they reach your mouth, so I am still affected, so I feel more relieved to write. "

"..." Aunt Yue, is this a disguised despise of my IQ?

Helian Mingyue quickly wrote two letters, and it was not too early to see the weather outside. If Xia Yuqing stays any longer, it may be time to raise doubts in life, so he softly said: "Be careful when you go out. One point, after exiting the gate of this palace, there are a lot of spies that the eldest princess has planted in this palace outside. If you let them discover something strange, you will be in danger, especially if you are with the eldest princess now and be her. of……"

Xia Yuqing received Helian Mingyue's inquiring gaze, and coughed lightly, "Mianshou."

Helian Mingyue's eyes flashed clearly: "When you are around her, you must be especially careful not to let her notice it. In addition, you must be especially careful about that guy, who is not an upright person. Finally, Let Xi'er not worry about us and take good care of herself."

Xia Yuqing nodded, took the two letters into her arms, picked up the tray on the table and walked out as if nothing had happened.

Helian Mingyue quietly looked at Xia Yuqing's away back, speechless for a long time, until...

"Yueyue, you just said that the girl didn't tell Feng Tingye that kid because that girl didn't have confidence in Feng Tingye's kid. Then, did you take the initiative to tell me what you did because you were particularly confident in me? Therefore, Yueyue, even if you have the opportunity, you will not leave me and return to the modern age who doesn't know where you are, right?"

Helian Mingyue looked at herself in the clouds with her eyesight, like a large dog wagging its tail at her, grinned and said: "I just thought, if you don’t accept it, I’ll kick you Find one, anyway, on my terms, no one wants it."

"..." The mean smile on Yunzhong's face suddenly froze, and then it shattered from head to toe.

Helian Mingyue stopped paying attention to him. After a while, Yunzhongli quickly recovered from the huge blow, and glued the broken heart back easily, and comforted herself: "Hmph, anyway, anyway Much better than Feng Tingye's kid, but I discovered Yueyue you are different from the beginning. Feng Tingye has been raising that girl for so long, and he didn't realize it at all."

Helian Mingyue frowned slightly, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you think that man is so stupid? What you can find, he can't see any clues?"

"amount……"

Helian Mingyue looked at the haunting look in the clouds, and he had some guesses in his heart: "So, maybe he has discovered it a long time ago, but he just doesn't want to say it, or he just has been waiting for someone. Confess to him personally. Just like you back then, waiting for me to confess to you personally one day."

Yun Zhongli was stunned for a moment, as if she understood something, she turned her head and glanced at the direction Xia Yuqing had just left before curling her lips: "Maybe."

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