Father, Mother Escaped Again

An earth-shattering gunshot pierced the night sky, shaking the mountain range below everyone's feet, and even more frightened the birds that Lin Jianyuan was about to rest, screaming, and fleeing with the same frightened beasts in the jungle.

At the muzzle of the black hole, a puff of white smoke billowed out, like dry ice.The big baby took his hand back and blew away the gunpowder smoke with a scream. He glanced at the old Jin who was sitting on the ground with disdain, and grinned with a mouthful of his little white teeth that were basically full. Let you not touch you! If you dare to stretch out your dirty hand, I will blow your head with one shot!"

"..." Why does this sound a bit familiar?The eyes of everyone went back and forth between the big baby and Feng Tingye a few times, and a big exclamation mark immediately appeared above their heads.Worthy of being a father and son, they speak the same style.

Yun Zhongyue watched with a gleeful look sitting on the ground, as if Jin Lao was scared to pee and the crumbling bamboo wall that had been destroyed for most of his back.

Finally...Finally one day the horrible silver bump is no longer Lao Tzu!Wow ha ha ha... The villain in Yun Zhong Yue's heart looked up to the sky and laughed wildly for a few seconds, then silently lowered his head and hid his face and started crying.Damn, it's the first time in my life that I feel so moved to tears!So sad!

Xia Yuqing looked at the farce in front of her with her mouth twitched, and she sighed long to the sky. As expected, the gun in the baby's hand should be confiscated, and she would be stunned from time to time. The little heart can't stand it!

"Grandpa, are you okay?" Yuying was also taken aback by the sudden change. After she recovered, she exclaimed and stepped forward to help Jin Lao.

Unexpectedly, Jin Lao was stunned for a moment, but pushed her away, the smile on her face was completely restrained, staring at the pistol in the hands of the big baby in disbelief, excitedly said: "Why is this in your hands?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, the elder baby took the gun back in his hand with some caution, then turned around and took his younger sister to hide behind Feng Tingye, completely ignoring the small eyes that Jin Laowang wanted to see through.

"Ahem, the child is not sensible, forgive me, Mr. Jin!" Xia Yuqing coughed a little embarrassedly when he saw this, and came out to round the scene, "But listening to Mr. Jin, how does it seem to know this...this thing?"

Is it possible that this old man is really wearing, he even knows a pistol?Xia Yuqing looked at Jin Lao without a trace, muttering in her heart.

"Of course the old man recognizes this thing!" Old Jin said as if he had been poked in some painful foot, and said furiously: "This thing was made by the old man and the old men. How could they not recognize it?"

"Oh, it turned out to be like this." Xia Yuqing was taken aback by Jin Lao's yelling and screamed, and then replied in a daze. Then she screamed, "What, you made this thing. of?"

"Isn't that the old man? Say, why is this thing in the hands of this little boy? The old man Xu didn't even let us touch it at the time. No, he didn't even look at it. Such an important thing, How could he be put on a little Mao child? Ahhhhhh..."

Xia Yuqing looked at the bitter look of Jin Lao who had begun to look up to the sky, and couldn't help dropping a drop of cold sweat on the back of her head.After a brief consternation, Xia Yuqing suddenly remembered that when she had handed over the drawings to Mr. Xu and asked him to help him make the pistol, Mr. Xu once said that he knew a very powerful contemporary alchemist master. As long as he helped him, It must be easy to make a pistol.

At that time, she didn't feel anything, only that he must be a very awesome character, and now she wants to come... Is it possible that the so-called contemporary master is in front of her... This old man?

Xia Yuqing glanced again at the strange old man in front of him who had been struck by the wind. He reached out and wiped the cold sweat from his head, cleared his throat and said, "Actually, I drew the drawing of this pistol."

Xia Yuqing's short sentence successfully made the messy old Xu stiff, turned her head, and looked at Xia Yuqing in shock.

Xia Yuqing coughed slightly, and then said: "It's also the master who gave the drawings to me."

"..."

"But because neither Master nor I know alchemy, I asked Master to help find someone to help me make it."

"..."

"Later, after finishing it, Master returned the finished product to me."

"..."

"Then it happened again. This gun was thrown into the catch ceremony of my two children as a gift." Having said that, Xia Yuqing raised her eyes and glanced in the direction of Yun Zhongyue.

The more Yun Zhong had a guilty smile, he touched his nose and turned his head.

Respecting the elderly still had a dull expression, Xia Yuqing continued: "Then, unfortunately, this bear kid took the gun as a gift for catching the week, and would never return it again. So... It's now Jiangzi."

"..." The expression on Old Jin's face cracked for a moment, and his whole person was broken.

After a while, everyone heard him babbled and murmured: "No wonder... no wonder... Mr. Xu only let us divide the work to get so many bits and pieces, but he refused to let us see. To the complete drawing. After making it, I turned my face and didn’t recognize people. I installed things mysteriously and refused to let us take a look. If it weren’t for the cleverness of us, we took a sneak peek at it, and we didn’t know. He asked us to put together something. But who would have thought that a pile of scattered parts would be such a gorgeous and powerful thing assembled, who would have thought..."

Old Jin seemed to be devilish. After whispering a few words, Shura raised his head and walked towards the big baby step by step.

The big baby guarded his sister and shrank back, and Feng Tingye's face sank.

Just when everyone thought that the old thief Jin did not change his mind and wanted to take action against the second baby, they saw that the old man squatted down a few steps away from the eldest baby, and once again raised the self-righteous person who was actually similar to the strange scorpion. Smiling, staring at the big baby expectantly: "Baby, goodbye, can you let Grandpa take a look at that thing? Just a look..."

"..." The big baby looked at the old man who was smiling at him strangely, rolled his eyes, turned around silently, leaving a back to face him.

After molesting her mother and molesting her sister, she still wanted to shoot her own pistol. There was no way!No, there are no windows!

With a "click", the glass heart that had been repaired with great difficulty by the tragically rejected old man, Jin suddenly broke again.

Seeing that the child is not easy to turn, Jin Lao had to retreat and save the country, turning to Xia Yuqing not far away: "Little teacher..."

"..." Xia Yuqing was so frightened by his sudden intimacy that she shuddered her goose bumps, she shuddered, but she couldn't bear it when she looked at Jin Lao's pitiful appearance. He whispered: "Dudu, be good, give the gun a look at the old man."

Hearing the call from the mother's queen, the elder baby turned around and glanced at her with a rare admiration, and then raised his head to ask Feng Tingye who was holding his thigh.

Feng Tingye seemed to understand something, the corners of his lips twitched slightly, and he nodded towards the big baby.

Then the big baby reluctantly took out the hidden pistol again.

When Mr. Jin saw the pistol in the hands of the big baby, a pair of eyes that had already gone through the vicissitudes of life flashed up. The luminosity was close to a kilowatt flash, which almost blinded everyone's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes again.

"This bracket, this structure, and this combination are beautiful, simple, and luxurious, majestic, and perfect. It's really perfect." Old Jin stared at the gun in the baby's hand, reaching out to touch it. The last one, but the big baby took it back wisely.

"Hey hey..." Seeing his favorite equipment just flee from his eyes, the pain was comparable to that of a foodie who watched a cooked duck flying away from him, and the old man suddenly gave out a panic. Shout.

The big baby pouted impatiently when he heard the sound, and said, "Hey what? Didn't you just take a look? I have seen it all, what's your dissatisfaction?"

"Woo...then you let me touch it, just touch it." Old Jin said with a pleading expression on his index finger.

A big red crossroad burst out on the big baby's head, oh, is this dead old man still thinking about it?!

I just wanted to turn my head and leave, but I heard a familiar voice coming in from the top of my head: "Yes, but the bullet must be taken out." The latter sentence was clearly addressed to the big baby.

My father has spoken, and the eldest baby has only to admit his fate. A little annoyed, he took out all the bullets in the gun, gave a cold snort, and handed the gun out.

Old man Jin took it, and ecstatically touched the whole pistol, and sighed as he touched it, "It turned out to be like this, hey, why didn't I think of this design? There are still recesses here. The trough is to put those...those things called bullets? I said at that time how old man Xu asked me to make such weird things, it turned out to be put in it. But there is so much power in it, really Unexpectedly. It's a wonderful workmanship, it's a wonderful workmanship!"

"..." Such a modern thing fell in the eyes of the ancients who had only seen cold weapons. Of course, it was ingenious, otherwise the people who designed this thing in later generations would not have lived for hundreds of years?

Xia Yuqing looked at Jin Lao holding her hand at the pistol with a dizzying look. Fortunately, the bullet has been taken out, otherwise Xia Yuqing was really afraid that the pistol could not help Jin Lao's "indecent", so she really wiped it. The gun went off!

After studying the pistol in his hand, Mr. Jin reluctantly returned the gun to the eldest baby's hand and turned his head to look at Xia Yuqing.

The hot gaze directly made the smile on Xia Yuqing's face stiff, and a bad premonition spontaneously emerged, as expected...

"No wonder Mr. Xu always brags about his little apprentice in Chengri, but always hides it, never let us take a look, because it turns out that we are worried about us robbing him."

"..." Xia Yuqing was embarrassed. I really don't understand why such a half-way renunciation Sanwu character can make these seniors grab it, just because of that gun?Ahem, believe Watts, this thing is definitely an accident, the Lun family has a plug-in at all, and with just such a plug-in, even if you want to take me, I can't get a second different pistol, respect!

"Ah, ah, that guy Xu Lao'er is too cunning! No..." Old Jin seemed to think of something, paused, and then quickly rushed towards Xia Yuqing.

Feng Tingye seemed to have anticipated that things would turn out to be like this. He stood in front of Xia Yuqing a step earlier, and the long sword in his hand clattered and pulled out a little from his waist.

Old Jin hurriedly braked at his feet and watched Feng Tingye's face with a smile on his face abruptly. Instinctively felt that the scar on the side of his face twitched, and the pain caused him to grin immediately. The impulse to make someone abandon the teacher's door and switch to his own door was so stifled in the cradle.

However, he is not someone who gives up so lightly. Since the big one can't be abducted, the small one can always?Veteran Jin moved his gaze not far away, still staring at his two children with a guard.

He didn't dare to move the little one anymore, and if he was so anxious to keep it out of place, that kid would really kill himself with a single shot, and the only thing left was...

Mr. Jin touched his chin, and looked up and down the big baby with bright eyes. This kid could find the pistol he made from the gift of the week. He wanted to be a master of the goods, and this kid was so smart as to how old he looked. He inherited the excellent talents of his parents. If he can take him by his side, he will be able to achieve something in time.If you don't keep the balance, you can defeat the proud disciples of those old men!

The old man Jin was dazzled by his beautiful conjectures. He obviously forgot that he was relatively honest at the gunpoint because he had bad thoughts about the second baby, but the person who pointed the gun at him was the big baby in front of him., =

Jin Lao smiled, got up and walked towards the two buns.

"What do you want to do?" The big baby now got angry when he saw the old man, and asked his sister vigilantly, guarding his sister behind him.

Seeing his appearance, Mr. Jin hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, the old man has no other meaning. The old man is like asking you, are you interested in alchemy? Would you like to join the old man?"

"!" Seeing that the old man couldn't start with the second baby, did he want to start with the big baby?Xia Yuqing's face changed slightly, and she stepped forward to stop Jin Lao, but Feng Tingye took her first step.

"The emperor?" Xia Yuqing looked up at Feng Tingye in surprise, with doubts in her eyes.

Feng Tingye smiled and shook his head, indicating Xia Yuqing to watch the changes.

"Don't worry, as long as you are willing to join the old man's school, the old man will definitely give it to you and never hide your own personalities. The old man now has only you as a disciple. After a hundred years, the old man’s glory, the old man’s status, and everything about the old man is your……"

"I'm not interested, don't worship." Jin Lao hadn't finished speaking, the big baby's succinct refusal had directly shot Jin Lao into hell, and broke the ground again.

"Why?" Old Jin stared at the big baby in disbelief. How many people on the mainland wanted to be in their own door, but this little boy was unwilling!

"There is no reason, not interested is not interested." He didn't have the leisure time to stay with an old man all day long.

"Why are you not interested, I tell you, alchemy is very interesting, hey, don't run..."

"..." Everyone watched with stunned eyes as Mr. Jin began to chase the big baby back and play the game of eagle and chicken.

Everyone's dull heads turned slowly, and it took a long while to grasp the point. Older Jin wanted to accept his apprentice?Moreover, I wanted to accept a milk doll under two years old, and most importantly... I was rejected!

For a moment, everyone felt that the world suddenly seemed mysterious!

Just when everyone was stunned by the sudden reversal of the plot, a beautiful female voice suddenly came in from the outside: "Grandpa, sister, I'm back! Hey, why is no one?"

"This voice is..." Yun Xi's round face suddenly appeared in surprise, and after reacting, she became excited.

Yuying was also taken aback when she heard the voice. After reacting, she hurriedly shouted: "Xue'er, here it is."

The voice outside was silent for a moment, and everyone suddenly heard the sound of footsteps approaching.

"Bang..." With a loud noise, the people in the bamboo house were kicked away from the outside, and a pretty figure flew in from the outside.

The visitor wore a very delicate yellow gauze skirt and a small face six or seven points similar to Yuying, not as beautiful and peaceful as Yuying, but more angry.A pair of smart eyes seemed to be able to speak, so that people could know her excitement and excitement at the moment without looking at the big smile on her face.

Yuxue rushed forward and rushed forward a few steps, and finally found the same thing in the house. He stopped and glanced at everyone in the house, and said in amazement: "Huh, are guests here?"

Yuying looked at Yuxue's completely absent expression, and groaned helplessly with a headache: "Xue'er, how many times have you said it, don't be so reckless. You have to knock on the door when you enter the house, don't just casually groan. Kick the door. This is the third door you kicked this month. When this goes on, the bamboo forest in the back mountain will be cut down for you to repair the door."

Everyone was stunned, and everyone's eyes focused on the bamboo door that was violently kicked open by Yuxue and was now crumbling in the sad evening breeze.

"..." The room was silent for a while, and for a long time, everyone felt a cold wind whizzing past, rolling up the leaves on the ground, inexplicably desolate.

"Ahahahaha, didn't I just forget it when I was happy? Sister, don't be angry." Yuxue laughed dryly, and grabbed her head with a guilty expression.

"This is the first time you have said this."

"Ah, well, sister, the guests are still there, you save me some face anyway, I'll talk about it later."

"..."

The two were talking, Yu Xue suddenly heard a surprise call: "Sister Xue."

"Huh?" Yuxue followed the reputation, and in the next second a small figure threw straight into her arms, looked down, and exclaimed again, "His Royal Highness, why are you here?"

"I followed Sister Qing and the others to find the old man, let's take a look at you by the way." Yun Xi lifted her head from Yuxue's arms, her big round eyes rolled around, as if thinking of something. The sleeves holding Yuxue's sleeves twitched, "Sister Xue, the old man seduced me just now, and he not only insulted me, but also my sister Qing."

"Actually, this is a misunderstanding..." Xia Yuqing heard Yun Xi's accusation and just wanted to wave her hand back. After all, it was over. I didn't mind it anymore.

It's a pity that before she could say this, the unusually bright smile on Yuxue's face was suddenly put away, and she raised her eyebrows, and said, "Really? The old man went out to indecent girls again?"

At the same time, the old man, who was still squatting in front of the big baby, suddenly felt a cold behind his back, and an ominous premonition came out spontaneously. If he felt a little stiff, he turned around and faced him with a glance. Yuxue walking slowly by herself.

"Xue'er, you are back."

"Grandpa, I heard that you are insulting another girl."

"..."

Papa... papa... a crisp sound of intertwined finger bones came from Yuxue's clasped hands. After the slender figure, the billowing black smoke continued to rise, making people shudder.

"Snow... Cher, calm down."

"Calm down, damn old pervert, don’t you think that your old lady’s words are windy? I just went down the mountain, you dare to take the opportunity to mess around. I think you’ve gotten itchy skin and need me to give it to you. Isn’t it good to loosen up your muscles?"

Before Yuxue's words fell, everyone heard a shrill cry: "Ah..."

Yuying sighed softly when she heard the yelling, and whispered: "Xue'er, Grandpa is getting older, please relax a little."

"Well, I have a sense of measure. Don't worry, sister." Another shuddering scream responded to her.

"..." You don't seem to be reassuring!Everyone grumbled with dull faces.

Yuying shook her head helplessly. Obviously, this was already commonplace. She turned her head and said to everyone: "It's not too early. Several boats and cars are tired, and they must be tired. Come here first tonight. What's the matter? Let’s talk about it tomorrow. I’ll take a few people to the guest room to rest.”

"There is Lao Yuying girl." Everyone nodded, and they agreed.

Before leaving, Xia Yuqing glanced at the two grandparents who were still entangled not far away. After all, a kind of compassion for the old and the young was born, and she whispered: "Girl Yuying, just let them both. Does this really matter?"

"It's okay, Cher and Grandpa often fight like this, don't worry."

"..." Xia Yuqing glanced at the two people who had completely scrambled into a ball, and was embarrassed again. How cruel the two grandfathers and grandchildren have been in normal days!

In the next few days, Xia Yuqing and others stayed on the top of Xiangyun Mountain. Chengri lived a small day of lobbying Mr. Jin and watching various slapsticks.

On this day, as soon as Xia Yuqing opened the door of the room, she heard a chuckle from above her head, and an energetic hen with flapping wings quickly swept over her head.

Not long after, Xia Yuqing saw two round little buns rushing from the direction the hen came.

"Mother..." The two children yelled Xia Yuqing in unison, and then quickly followed the hen and left.

"Dudu, pier..." Before Xia Yuqing could call out the names of the two children, the two children had disappeared. Xia Yuqing could still vaguely hear the excited cry of the second baby: "Brother, brother, Come here, the hen is here, here."

"Yeah." Accompanied by a calm response, the earth-shaking gunshot sounded again, once again frightening the various birds living in the mountains and forests.

Xia Yuqing's mouth twitched slightly, and she secretly lit a candle for the hen who had been sacrificed.At the same time, I murmured a few words secretly in my heart, if I let the predecessors of the later generations know that the hot weapon they have worked out so hard, in the end, a child would use it to kill chickens. I don’t know what it would be like.

"Elder Jin, the emperor brother and sister-in-law are still in the palace waiting for you to go back to help. The situation is critical now. Unknown variables may happen if you delay it for a moment. You should hurry up and follow us down the mountain, Elder Jin." Not far away, in the cloud, the more diligently following Jin Lao, like a little bee, buzzed.

The noisy sound made Jin Lao want to slap him in the toilet like a mosquito.

"Boy Yun, you weren't so long-winded before, how come the bigger and the more noisy? It's not cute at all. Be careful not to marry a wife in the future."

"..." You can't marry a wife, and your whole family can't marry a wife!If I don’t want to quickly solve these messy things, fly back to Lvrui girl to continue abducting his daughter-in-law, is he guilty of wasting your saliva here?

"Get out of the way, don't hinder the old man and the young apprentice. If you dare to stop the old man, the old man will tell you the embarrassment of you peeing in the middle of the night when you were a kid." Jin was really impatient and pushed aside. Lu Yunzhong rushed towards the big baby in the yard.

"..." Old Jin, I have heard it.

"My little apprentice, I am looking for you for the teacher!"

The big baby who heard the scream rolled his eyes at the sky, picked up a bowl of chicken blood that had just been cut off the hen's neck and let it loose in front of Jin Lao.

Jin Lao was caught off guard and exclaimed: "Blood, blood, and blood..."

With a puff, he fell under the wit of the big baby again.

Xia Yuqing's mouth twitched slightly, and she didn't want to complain anymore. The scene in front of her had been performed countless times during the few days she lived here.Since the night of the fight, Mr. Jin has stepped on the broad road of chasing disciples, and has gone forever, chasing behind the big baby's buttocks all day long, and constantly recommends himself.

"Little apprentice, your master, I am the only alchemist in this world. As long as you agree to be my apprentice, your future achievements will be very comparable."

The big baby gave him a white look. He was originally the prince of the Ye Kingdom. The future emperor of the Ye Kingdom is naturally not a thing in the pool. He can rely on this strange old man?

Seeing the lack of interest in the big baby, Mr. Jin continued his efforts: "Little apprentice, alchemy is very interesting. If you say exaggeration, you can turn stones into gold. As long as you learn alchemy, you will have no worries about food and clothing in the future, and you will be rich forever!"

The big baby became more and more disdainful: "Do you think I will be short of money?"

"..." Old Jin choked and took out his final killer. "Little apprentice, as long as you nod your head, grandpa will buy you a lifetime of candied haws."

The big baby didn't even want to lift his head this time, and coldly replied: "Idiot." Candied haws is so amazing, it's okay to tempt his sister, want to buy him, next life.

"..."

Ever since, the mode of chasing me and running has officially begun to develop throughout the bamboo house.

After the big baby endured for a whole day, he couldn't bear it after all. After catching the weakness of Jin Lao's blood, he started the brutal day of killing chickens and scaring Jin Lao every day.

However, to everyone’s expectation, after a few days of this kind of life, Jin Lao fainted countless times and woke up countless times, but became more frustrated and courageous, like being on a bar with a big baby. Still chasing the big baby all day and night.

In the end, the big baby didn't know if he was moved, or was really annoying, his little face sank, and he dropped a sentence: "You won." He completely surrendered.

After winning the victory, Mr. Jin was in a good mood, and happily agreed to Yun Zhongyue and the others' request, and took sister Yuying down the mountain with Feng Tingye and others, and everyone was slightly relieved.

However, Xia Yuqing, who successfully invited Jin Lao this big Buddha out of the mountain, never thought that at this moment, earth-shaking changes had taken place in the royal city of Shu.

In the palace of the eldest princess, in the shade of red gauze, a woman leaned lazily on the chaise couch, receiving a massage from the girl next to her with her eyes closed.

A figure suddenly rushed in from outside, knelt down in front of the woman, and whispered: "Your Highness."

Yun Shan, who closed her eyes and calmed down, slowly opened her eyes when she heard the voice. After seeing the people outside the gauze tent, she waved her hand to stop the girl next to her: "Go down."

"Yes." The girl servants who were serving in the room all bowed and retired.

Kneeling on the ground, Xizeyan saw that everyone was almost gone, and just got up and walked into the gauze tent, and handed a secret letter to Yunshan's hand.

Yun Shan received the secret letter, opened it and read the contents of the letter, her face darkened slightly.

"His Royal Highness..." Seeing Yun Shan hadn't spoken for a long time, Xizeyan asked tentatively.

"Notify the defenders outside the city and the Imperial Forest Army in the palace. After three days, listen to the orders of the palace."

Xizeyan was taken aback, the princess was preparing...has launched a coup in advance?

"Yes, the minister will do it right away."

Yun Shan looked at Xizeyan's back, with a trace of killing intent in her eyes, her hand was tight, and the secret letter still held in her hand had long been held in a ball by her.

Now that someone has started to take advantage of the loopholes, don't blame her for acting in advance!

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