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[3rd] Go to a nice place with water! Go! Go!

“One, two, one, two..."

Protein adhesion, the taste of it!

The rhythm of swinging your shoulders and butts from side to side!

Sieg Screams Like Cider Carbonated!

No thanks to the natives of fantasy.

Even Kid A will find the lost cat for free, but will you do me a favor from Her Majesty, the beautiful Queen?

We are on a warrior's mission.

It's also surprisingly free. If I'd known it would be so rewarding and fun, I would have started sooner.

“W-wait a minute! ”

“Sieg. You can attack as much as you want. ”

I used my hands and feet to crush Zeke's entire body.

It's really a gentle beating.

If I was serious at all, I put the invoice away in one shot, so I treated him carefully like a glassware.

My reputation score is valuable.

But I didn't even want to end it easily.

I hit him with a balance to keep him from collapsing. If you think you're going to fall to the left, or to the right, or to the left...

... Huh? Your legs seem to have loosened up.

Hot meal.

He grabs Zeke's head with his left hand to prevent him from settling down, and slaps him in the face with a knee up.

“Ahhhh -!? ”

Zeik's head shifts backwards.

“Huh? Oh my God. ”

Was I too excited?

A strand of hair that I was grabbing opened up in the middle of Zeke's head, and a white flatbread appeared!

But that's not how you die.

You followed the struggle.

“Zeik. How long will you defend yourself by caring for me? ”

“Ugh!”

There is no focus in both of Zeke's eyes, howling like an animal. I wonder if a little concussion might have caused me to lose my mind.

It's nothing to worry about.

I know because I've been hit by Alex a lot.

It can recover with the blessing of fantasy magic and healing.

The first mate of this country and its neighboring Holy Kingdom, about the holy woman, stirs up even those who die once in prayer.

In this sense, fantasy is fantasy.

Race: Arc Human

Level: 3

Job: Warrior (EXP 500%)

⁄ Skill: Interpreter A Stamina F Uniform F Refractive F Pain F

Status: Medium, Confusion, Distortion, Dislocation, Dislocation, Shock, Fear...

Zeke's stats.

Skill was created instantly in real time.

The status was also varied like the buffet menu.

Surprisingly, it is not level 1.

According to the Queen's report, Ziq hasn't been anywhere near the hunting ground since he was beaten by wild boar butts.

Nevertheless, Level 3.

Did they catch 100 rats in a stable or storage shed?

Every living creature has different EXP.

If all life had been fixed with at least a Level 1 EXP, farmers and fishermen would have been gangsters.

“Sieg. What's level three? You should have worked hard on the hunt. ”

“...... ”

The experience of ordinary animals and plants is minimal. 5x the Warrior's EXP perk is unbeatable.

However, Zeke leveled up in a city without monsters in a short time. Or maybe he killed a little thief.

Whatever it was, it meant nothing to me.

“Hey? Zeke. Look at my face. ”

“...... ”

Sieg lost consciousness in a bloody mop. The door was as pale as a corpse.

In three minutes?

Well, it's not instant food.

I loosened my grip.

A zig-like red pepper paste is applied to the chopped squid and collapses.

Fluffy.

“Tsi, healer! Come on, warrior...! ”

“Oh, my God! God! ”

The paramedics who were waiting expectantly for the warriors to finish their battle move swiftly.

They carry him onto a stretcher and move him out of the training ground.

Immediately, magic and blessings worked.

Weeing...

Light seeps into his wounds and heals at a rapid rate.

The puffiness of Furan's veins subsides, and new flesh rises on the torn skin. Even the wrong bones fit into place by themselves.

But there were also areas that could not be fixed immediately.

Teeth.

Hair.

These two needed constant treatment.

Ah! There's another one.

“Ahhhh, ahh...”

Mental injuries must also be overcome on their own.

A ‘Spirit of the Heart’ that can interfere with the spirits of the living and the dead will speed up their recovery, but there are very few shamans who know how to deal with them.

This concludes our business with Zeke.

Next was Alex.

“Hey, warrior. Can't you tell the difference between a Dalian and a real one? You seem to have a nasty hobby of bullying, but I'll carve into your body what a real strong man is. ”

He warned me as he walked toward me.

I didn't even get a sense of humor.

What, a hobby of bullying? Does this guy have a conscience?

Race: Human

Level: 291

Job: Swordsman (Fitness = Swordsmanship )

⁄ Skill: Swordsmanship A Ironwall B Resistance B Fortitude C...

Status: Entertainment

Alex's stats were no different from those of the first time.

But I couldn't ignore it like that.

Not during the time of peace, but during the time of the eggs eaten and eaten by each other, Alex was very high.

But it doesn't work for me.

I've been through the right period of war.

In the second round, half of the central continent was wiped out with the Mangrove King and slaughtered demons, including the Demon King Pedonar.

I alone waged a war and won a victory.

EXP, Skill.

Both of them were countless.

The level has been reset.

“It's a debut.”

I didn't avoid Alex's fist aiming for my abdomen. Then I punched him in the stomach the same way.

You take the shot, I take the shot.

Alex responded with a slight expression. A 291-level creature gives strength without conscience.

You want to give it a shot?

Welcome aboard.

Puck!

Pow-!

We exchanged rooms like men.

“Cough-?! ”

Stacked with so many skills, I was as solid as an iron wall, but Alex knelt on his knees, holding his own ship.

The fist that hit my abdomen was bloody.

Alex's eyes were looking up at me.

What did you do?

Out of the way!

I was under no obligation to answer.

My attack is not over yet.

You kicked Alex in the head at level 291. It tastes cheerful because you need less control than you did against a level 3 jig.

“Yi, Yi... Kitchen?!"

“Here we go again. ”

Didn't he think he was weak, too?

After grabbing Alex's short hair in panic, you swirl away like a shotgun.

Kung-!

The sound of Alex falling as big as it is.

“What kind of warrior am I?! ”

“You're a warrior. On a stick.”

Finishing is between the lumbar vertebrae 4 and 5.

I jumped high and slammed Alex's back with a murpac and gave him a chronic waistdisc.

Wood, come on.

I'd love for you to think of my face whenever my back hurts.

“You...! Huh?!"

Upon his anger, Alex hurriedly falls back on his shoulders with both hands.

Looks like the waistdisc came in right.

“Alex, I enjoyed your orientation. ”

It was more fun than the second round!

That day, I lost track of Alex's training.

*

The hot tropical bay begins.

The central continent is in chaos because of the drought.

I, too, was ruling the kingdom for free, trying in many ways to minimize this drought damage.

Food difficulties were severe due to lack of water.

Maybe we should start a war and reduce the population?

I was so busy that I didn't even go near the palace training ground. You still hear Alex and Zeke's conversation.

I'm tired even if my hearing is too developed.

“Ziq! Get up now! Or do you want me to stick a knife in your ass? Rest is luxurious for you until you avenge him! ”

“More, more - Cough?! ”

“Don't give up! Zeke! You can do it! Don't be afraid. Prepare to die! The Wizard and Healer are always on standby! ”

“Ahhhhh!!? ”

I don't know what kind of high-intensity training you're doing, but Alex's voice is full of sincerity and enthusiasm that drives him to give up every day.

It's not a playful gesture like my first ride.

The relationship was very clear.

Bad Students vs. Hot Teachers

I think I've seen Alex drag me around three times trying to stay up all night because I didn't want to be trained.

He's a real glutton.

But Alex was patient and passionate about teaching Ziq. He accepts all of Ziq's wacky little minions, saying he doesn't want to be strong, and guides him from dawn to late at night.

“Zeke! Your waist is empty again! Pacha!”

“Ahhhh!? Alex! I'll kill you!”

“Remember, if you lose your cool in a fight, you die. ”

“Grrrrrrrrrghhh?! Queek, queek!"

Alex's remarkable transformation was not seen in the first round. No matter how much I insulted him, I could never be angry.

If I cursed or touched her, I'd die...

The change in Zeke was also striking.

Race: Arc Human

Level: 3

Job: Warrior (EXP 500%)

⁄ Skill: Interpreter A Life B Slash C Pain C Stamina C...

Status: Degradation, Diarrhea, Morbidity, Bleeding

There has been no progress at the level in the training ground all day, but the skill grade has grown sharply.

I was a little worried about the colorful condition, but the rapid growth always comes with costs and side effects.

And let's face it.

Is Alex's passion shining? Over the same time, Ziq grew much faster than I did the first time.

“Indeed…. ”

I couldn't help but acknowledge the irresponsible moral teacher's education policy of throwing in a nerd and learning for myself.

I can see that.

Ziq is a better warrior than I am.

At that rate, we'll be able to pierce the Demon army by ourselves and reach the Demon King's neck in three years.

It took me 10 years.

The facts are heavy!

Shameless: Hey, tough guy? What the hell is going on...?

Mr. Moral! It's been a long time!

As you can see, we were looking at a model student.

* Headache: Pouring cold water into a boiling pot is said to only draw fire from the furnace. My recommended warrior candidate is still in its infancy. That's not normal at all.

No?

Then we kill him now.

I've often suspected otherwise.

Surprise: Okay, hold on! He said he needed to chew the horse rather than the piece of bread. Calm down and listen to me again! Words that do not come out of my mouth are my slaves, and words that come out of my mouth are my masters. I was careless, which meant that the candidate looked very difficult.

You look like you're struggling with Alex's love affair.

So do we kill Alex?

Blasphemy: Is there any other way to kill? I think I've thought about a thing or two.

Absolutely!

... but it's strange.

Apparently there were about 100 of them by morning, and they left them on the lovely bosom of the maid.

Now let's rethink this.

⁄ Suggestion: It's very hot these days. Why don't you relax in a nice, watery place with two men?

Moral teacher, I'm disappointed.

He's 17 years old, he's a minor. Fantasy law allows men to be 16 years old and women to mate at 15.

(SCREAMING) I meant the ocean or the valley!

Oh, yes.

The conditions are tricky. A place with pretty women and water. If this were Earth, I would have gone straight to the sea pool....

“Ah…! ”

Glug glug.

I laid out the map in the corner of the Oval Office desk.

The kingdom is suffering from a drought. But it's not that they can't farm because they really don't have a place to get water.

Water is plentiful.

I just can't use the water.

It's because of the evil faction that monopolizes the Great Lakes.

Mermaid.

All you have to do is deal with these fish.

Solve droughts, level up zigs, pull mulberries. Eat time. Even my old colleagues died... Anyway, am I a genius?

The moral teacher fiercely disagreed, but Zeke glared.

“Is this okay? I heard mermaids hate being invaded... ”

“If you don't want to. ”

“Who doesn't like it! Is there a mermaid? ”

“Of course.”

I remember it being good and tasty.

“But Hansoo. ”

“Why?”

“Why are there so many company? ”

We don't go to little crystals.

It was sponsored by the King of Dumplings.

Like in the first round, the mermaids are in harmony with each other, and I have no intention of taking any losses or concessions.

The kingdom is in dire need of water to farm this year, and the mermaids narrow down the place of life as the lakes diminish.

Survival Competition.

There is no compromise here.

“Don't worry too much about distributing loot. There are about five mermaids, and I'll give them all to you. ”

“That's not what I meant... ”

The adventure of the snot-nosed warrior Ziq has finally begun!

There are 30,000 reliable colleagues.

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