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[6th] No Alcohol Adventure!

In the old days, he said he would reap what he sowed.

I empathize strongly.

As much as I spend my money at the bar, I go to Village Q and say, "Han Sook, the warrior is conquering the ice princess!” It is widely known. The only people who didn't know me yet were children who couldn't drink. No, the children who were picked up by the adults were more polar.

Villagers, tourists, and adventurers in Village Q say, "Cut the crap!” You didn't put up with me the same way.

That's why there have been so many precedents.

“Obey the Ice Princess? That can't be... ”

“Haha! Joyful warriors never cease. ”

“Weren't we done drinking? Haha!”

“Yes! A toast to the mighty Han Sook! ”

Surrounding Sultan M, there were many warriors.

In the continent of Fantasy, where stats are accepted as common sense such as citizen registration, "warrior" is interpreted as "one who will defeat the Demon King someday."

Yes. One day I will defeat you...

In other words, every adventurer is called a warrior.

I'm in this group, too.

One of the men who would defeat the ice princess, who was as beautiful as a snowflake, and welcome her as a bride.

There were countless such braggarts on the North continent.

He treated me like one of them, and I was very offended, but I decided to hold off until I grabbed the Ice Princess' head and dragged her to Village Q.

Right now, I'm just a bunch of bluffing.

Evidence is an important law.

Next thing you know,

“Bartender.”

I do not intend to focus solely on graduating class.

As is often divided into ways to enter college and on time, there will be gaps in how to escape the continent of Fantasy, such as Senior 1.

Information gathering is mandatory.

“You summoned the fearsome Ice Princess, the warrior who will soon take her over. Are you looking for a drink? ”

“A very hot one. At lunch later.”

Customer authentication was completed overnight in the ‘language of promise’, which is only used in dark trade conferences across the entire Fantasy continent.

The first time, even though the code was slightly incorrect because I came too early in my time on the North continent, the bartender who was cheered up by the sales went wild.

My sacred status was also greatly contributed.

The bartender who was wiping the glass smiled and replied.

“I'll do my best. ”

*

The Dark Chamber sells anything that crosses lawlessness and lawlessness. I also know how to be flexible in order to maximize my returns.

What this means is,

When you're not dealing in illegal goods like the black market, you're doing whatever you can to make sure that guests aren't bothered.

Of course, it is limited to guests who are verified in the language of appointment.

“Elder brother, warrior. Ranubel is full.... ”

“Here comes the booze from the belly of a blown whale. ”

“That's too much... Hiccup!"

“Shut up and go to sleep. ”

I've been pouring tons of cheap liquor on Ranubel all night, intending to send it away this time.

However, after the third round, it failed again.

After placing her in the corner of the bar's second-floor accommodation, I had a lunch promised on the first floor.

With a pretty girl in a black dress.

“Warrior, what do you want to know? ”

In a warm atmosphere throughout the meal, "The chicken here is really fresh.” The girl who was having the same everyday conversation asks a question.

There are no unnoticed guests here.

What if it is?

From that point on, the Dark Chamber sees the opponent as a ‘foolish favour’, not an ‘equal guest’, and rips the money away with a father and a daughter.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with me.

Stupid Mermaid Aqua like a fish, only the Dark Chamber officials treat her as a faggot, Silvia, a fairy princess with long ears.

Ah! I'm so mad at you for thinking about the old days.

“I want to know about the first warrior. ”

“You mean the warrior who defeated the Demon King Pedonar for the first time? ”

“Yes."

The girl who rechecked said after slashing her neck with sweet fruit.

“You don't want to know the general story of His Great Person or fairy tale…. From the moment the first warrior appeared, the time to defeat the Demon King was seven years. It's short, but the achievements and trails are enormous. You need to set a scope…. ”

“Everything.”

“More than you can imagine. ”

The girl with the light frown on her forehead looks ridiculous.

So I was jealous with a smile on my face.

“Then, shall we do this? If you collect only non-redundant information and create a thin code thickness, I'll give you this. ”

Tak.

That's what I said. I showed him a blueprint I pulled out of the warehouse.

The dark-eyed girl's eyes widened.

“This, this...! ”

“Golem's blueprint, as you can see. It's rare. I can give you the first one in advance if you want. Instead, if the amount of information I provide is not collected, the blueprint ends here, and the information is provided free of charge. What do you think?”

“... Wait a minute. I'm not the expert here. ”

The lady gives the bartender a few instructions.

The language of promise was written, but I could have anticipated calling an expert on golems.

Another advantage of the Dark Chamber.

There is no time to waste here.

By the time I finished eating the dessert provided by the bar, the lady called me.

It was a person from the Dark Chamber that I saw on the first time.

But not "human."

Race: Dwarves

Level: 145

⁄ Job: Engineer (Knowledge = Mado )

⁄ Skill: Mado S Magic A Magic A Intellectual B Polishing C...

Status: Expectations

A Dwarf walks into a bar.

Dwarf (DWARF) in English.

The most talented in the fantasy world. But if you ask me if I am superior to a human craftsman....

I don't know.

I think that the strength of the years and experience are greater, with an average of 500 years of living and being able to sit and work in one place for a long time.

Racial tendencies and talents are half the battle.

The dwarf who approached me was about a meter tall, the average height of his kind, and the hot red beard came down like an apron to his waist and covered him.

While the dwarf's large eyes were impressive, his face was dull and without any wrinkles. If you just cut off your beard, you'd be mistaken for a human child.

In fact, there are dwarves who travel or melt into society by grooming their beards and posing as human beings. However, it is rare for a dwarf to trim his beard because he thinks he is‘ handsome ’.

But whatever it is,

“Hello. I'm here to see the schematics of the problem. ”

Don't be fooled by your young looks.

Because Dwarves are never good.

Dwarves who look like children until they almost die have scary corners like naive children.

Have you ever seen a kid bite the legs off an insect with a smile?

The Dwarves make weapons of mass destruction with a joyful mind, then wrap them up in nonsense such as masterpieces or art.

This sword is so dangerous, it's sealed...

They make it for their own good and then they scream like this.

I saw a ginger dwarf with a beard come out of my mouth sighing.

“Is it really you...? ”

This was an unexpected variable. No, I guess I should have guessed since I'm from the Dark Chamber.

The dwarf in front of us is no ordinary engineer.

It is the leading cause of war on the North Continent.

Nicknames:

Bloody Dwarf

This dwarf is the creator of a red golem that changed the war paradigm of the Fantasy Continent.

I comfortably call myself Dwarf L.

The golden golem surprised the world, but without Yeon and Evil against him, it would never have become famous.

That was what Dwarf L, who was called the Bloody Dwarf, did.

“Hmm? Why me? Does the Holy Man know me? ”

“Let's take a look. ”

The design I presented to the Dark Chamber was Golem D.

So it's a problem.

The red golem I remember was full of aggression and toughness that overwhelmed the gaze of the humans looking up.

Your right hand holds a huge hammer to destroy the city gate, and your left hand is armed with drills through the opposing golem and walls.

It doesn't have a full body like Golem D.

It's not a girls' play.

“Hmm…. ”

The Dwarf L, who handed me a copy of the Golem D blueprint, began looking carefully.

How long has it been?

Dwarf L said the results in a calm tone.

“It must be genuine. I haven't studied all the designs, but this chapter contains the Golem Architect's philosophy and passion in addition to the core skills. I'm very angry, but he's a better golem engineer than I am. ”

Dwarf L declared surrender with a helpless face.

A clay doll made by a friend was more beautiful than his own, making him look like a little boy.

“... Really? ”

I heard sometimes dogs shit is used as medicine!

I had no idea these scum doll blueprints, not superrobots, would be so popular.

Dwarf L, who put the blueprints down, continued.

“I know I'm not supposed to say this, but I'm very excited about this golem's blueprint. I really want to refer to the new golem I'm making. I trust my will and hopes were conveyed to my co-conspirators. ”

He pushes the girl from the Dark Council and turns away.

“... you've done a great job. ”

The pretty girl's face became serious after escorting Dwarf L to the outside of the bar.

“What do you want to do? ”

“As long as the authenticity is confirmed, we will reward you with trust. We will collect all the information that has been scattered across the Fantasy Continent. From the first warrior to his companions, lovers, friends, enemies. I will keep track of everything without missing a single rumor. ”

“Excellent.”

That was the answer I wanted.

But the young lady gave me a clue.

“Brave enough to kill the Ice Princess? Excuse me, but could you stay in town until we have all the information you ordered? If we can gather it as quickly as we can, we'll have about a full day's worth of transport magic. In the meantime, we'll be able to provide you with a room. ”

I don't usually hold guests like this, but I've been told I'm going hunting for the Ice Princess.

I said it quite politely on the Dark Merchant Line.

Hand over the schematics before the Ice Princess is killed.

“Full moon.... Okay."

This sixth round, I decided not to hurry.

Evidence that the Demon Lord Pedonar is still alive!

Let's relax and prepare.

*

“Woof…. Warrior, where are you going at this hour? ”

A label in pajamas rubs its eyes and asks.

You're pretending to be cute in a daze? It's so gross.

We've been using every angle so far.

But no, I didn't expect Ranubel to hug the 'Staff of Wisdom’ like a doll and fall asleep.

I had no choice but to shake her.

“Shh! Shut up and get some sleep. ”

I talked to the Dark Chamber about it as if I was going to enjoy a quiet tour of the town for a full night, but I was under no obligation to follow it.

Full moon.

Too long.

Time to kill the Demon Lord Pedonar 15 times.

▶ Desert: I think the example is too wrong...?

It's not wrong at all.

When it is full moon in the fantasy world, it is calculated that time flows about 36 hours on Earth that is 10 times slower than in the fantasy dimension.

You're wasting 36 hours of my time as a Korean cultural citizen.

This is unacceptable, right?

“I'm coming with you. ”

I thought Ranubel would say,

So I prepared an answer in advance.

“No drinking adventures. ”

“Et?! ”

“Come on, Lanubel. Blow on my palm. ”

“Phew...? ”

She looks puzzled and pretends to be cute again as she says.

I nearly slapped her on the cheek with my palm.

Thank you for your patience.

“Your blood alcohol level is 0.5. If you go on an adventure like this, there's a 99% chance of getting embarrassed. ”

“Valiant! Ranubel's mind is clear! ”

“A drunkard doesn't just admit he's drunk. ”

“Then why don't you test it? ”

Today, the lanubel is relentless and persistent.

I stretched my fingers and asked.

“Ranubel, how many fingers do you see? ”

“Heh! That's easy. Two.”

“One.”

“Et?! Brother... no, warrior! There are two of them, no matter how much I look at it! ”

“Stop admitting it. Evidence that you're drunk. ”

“Oww…. ”

As she puffs her cheeks, she gives you a furious look, and climbs back into bed quietly.

After that,

I quietly escaped Q.

Destination is the top of Sulsan M.

At the top of the depression is the castle of the princess who lives alone because of an uncontrollable force ( 30758;).

“Let's go meet the woman who thinks she's the most unhappy person in the world. ”

Let's experience real misery.

Then you will know that you have been happy.

Of course, tuition is free.

“You're not the only one cursing at your first mate. I'm such a jerk too... ”

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