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[9th] A Woman's Artifact

Inside your skirt?

In the first round, there was a colleague who kept weapons inside her skirt, but she was not a warrior.

A non-combatant with high level health and stamina who can't defeat a petty thief.

Then there are only a few kinds to think about.

Underwear, Adult Supplies A, Adult Supplies B, Adult Supplies C

“Thief E. Just checking, but not the socks and shoes that look under the princess' skirt? ”

“No.”

I listened to bandit E and decided what to do today. I was bored with the unsupported skill ‘Training'.

“I give you a new mission. ”

“What is it?”

On behalf of the magazines, Ranubel asked.

I pointed to the green cub.

“Raising the best dragons in the world! Take him to a nearby dungeon. If you don't know where it is, I'll teach you. I know a lot of places where it's hard for you to die. What do you think? Don't you just want to challenge me because I said so? ”

“No!”

I took a red dot on the map of the Holy Empire I had taken the other day. And all the way from the Imperial Palace, those points were like train tracks.

Red dot is the location of the dungeon.

The line that connects the dots is the order in which they are drawn.

It can be said to be an optimal growth course.

Of course, in my first round, there was no such friendly guide.

I once went into a dungeon I stumbled upon and wasted time because it was too easy, and on the contrary, I almost lost my life because it was too difficult.

So this is like a computer game.

If you can't, you're not human.

“If you don't have any questions, just go. ”

“Greee…. ”

However, I stared at Holy Mother H. The meaning was easily predictable just by the sound of crying and the pupils of crying eyes.

What a pathetic creature to be the second generation of the Mangrover King!

“My Lord, may I accompany you? If he dies, we'll have to resurrect him. ”

“Well…. So is that.”

Holy Mother H is right.

It would be a pity if a young dragon raised diligently during the whole summer died.

“Come with me. ”

“Yes, my lord. Did you hear that? Let's go.”

“Greee ~! ”

I joined Saint H at a party to help her grow up. This will unlock the skill ‘Infinity’, but there are few people on the continent who can threaten me.

Skill Seal.

This makes me vulnerable and vulnerable, but it's not a bad choice in the big picture.

You can't get enough of your first drink.

Independence from fantasy stats.

Dreaming of a totally independent day someday.

“Here! Then I…. ”

There was no time to wait.

Because I can't feel the Relic of Chaos. Only by hand can I tell if this is an artifact or not.

That's why I had to meet the princess right away.

Unless you want to rummage through the Empress's wardrobe like a coloured bone, you have to contact her before she changes into other underwear.

I chased after the Empress. It's easy to find out where he is.

It's not common in towns and cities where people live, but spirits are everywhere.

You can ask these spirits.

I was going to obliterate them for their crimes if I asked for anything, but the spirits were favorable to me, under the blessing of the naturals.

Unlike villagers who are only favorable to soldiers with money.

The Spirit of Earth says:

The princess is on her way to her quarters.

In fact, anyone working in the territory can ask. It is because of the relatively prominent fashion of the princess.

“What brings you here...? ”

At the entrance of the Queen Dowager's quarters was a beautiful maid waiting.

She appears to be a very weak woman in her 30s, but she is a stooge and guardian who was collected as a child by the Empress.

Race: Human

Level: 296

Job: Maid (Owner Charm )

⁄ Skill: Red A Slash B Resistance C Stamina C Excavation C...

Status: Standby

Her loyalty to the Empress is real.

But this is the first time we've met.

Because when I met the princess in the first place, she was already dead. This maid escaped the princess, and she stayed until the end to fight and lost her life.

A story I heard from a drunken princess.

“I'd like to meet him. ”

“You didn't promise, did you? ”

“Hmm."

“Hehe! I expected that. If you had, the Empress would have just looked at me. Just a moment, because we don't know when or what will happen in the lady's room. ”

Daughter.

At the time of application, the smiling maid pulls the rope with the droplet on the side of the door.

Daughter!

A few seconds later, the droplet shook again.

She didn't do it this time. In the room where the rope was connected, the princess pulled it.

The servant opened the door slightly and walked in.

And then a few seconds later,

You only held your head out the door and spoke to me in a sorry tone.

“Valiant, could you wait a moment? The Empress asks that we need some time to prepare. But he asked me to tell you that it's never going to take long. ”

“... are you changing? ”

It was difficult to change the princess' underwear, so I thought it would be rude to ask.

A flawed servant shakes her head.

“Then I'll wait. ”

“Thank you for your understanding. ”

And it wasn't long before I could get in and out.

It was a room decorated with the atmosphere of a modest nobleman's bureau, although it was uncomplicated for the royal family.

Although femininity was found in the potted plants and interior decorations, the documents and fountain pen piled on the desk did not match the room of women in Fantasy Continent.

The princess did not sit in a desk chair.

I was sitting on the sofa for the table in front of my desk, looking at me.

“Drinking in broad daylight...? ”

“I'm sorry for the ugliness, warrior. ”

The princess with a slight flush on her face said with a wild look on her face.

I examined her outfit first. She said she had something to prepare, but her outfit hasn't changed.

There's only one suspicion.

A gentle aroma blossomed from the scent in the corner.

A scent I smell when a demon's flower burns.

Whoever ingests it is expensive to build it up in their body, but the wealthy noble burns it like this and sees a different effect.

A stimulant for easy nights.

Indirect smoking increases physical strength temporarily.

The elderly royals and nobles who lost their heirs in the battlefield often use their power when they see their late heir.

I know how it works because I've used it a few times.

The power of the Devil, number three multiplied by 10.

“I'm fine. And I'm fine with drinks, too. ”

It's a shame to feed this woman, but I decided to open a bottle of high-quality fruit wine I had in mind while I was at the Emperor's Eight.

Summoned directly from the skill shed.

“This is…. The booze of the North Continent.”

“Did you know?”

“Yes. The sweet taste seduced women who don't know it and drink it, when they wake up in the morning, they have a baby.... A very rare liquor. I'm ashamed I don't know the name, but I remember the design of the bottle because a prince from the North Continent recommended it to me. ”

A prince in the North made my intentions known.

I had no intention of making this wicked fox and strong 2nd year, but I was going to drink until I passed out.

That way you can legally wear underwear.) I can take it off.

If I get caught, I'm not a man.

I pushed.

“Your Highness, would you like a drink? ”

“I…. ”

*

It was a funeral home.

It was very similar to the solemn funeral home of the modern world, not the sacred temples of the Fantasy continent.

Right there.

There was the first warrior to cry like a child.

He was grieving over the body of a woman lying comfortably with his eyes closed in an open coffin.

Behind the first warrior to kneel and fever, the beauty said, "I'm dying of time! ’I stood silently with an annoyed face.

But those feelings disappeared as the first warrior stood up. Then I postponed his depressed expression.

One of the beautiful women said to the first warrior,

“Honey, don't be so upset. I'm right here with you. ”

“Me, too."

“Don't forget me, too. ”

The other beauties said one thing.

“... Thank you. ”

The first warrior who squeezed back looked at the coffin. Then I asked the woman who was preparing to close the lid next to the tube.

“Is there no way to save her life even with the power of a saint? ”

“No matter how many times you ask me, my answer is the same. The soul of my dead brother is too weak to resurrect him. It's a miracle you've recovered so much of your tormented flesh. ”

“Torture! Why? My wife did something wrong...! ”

Glug-ug-!

Purple energy rises like the fiery fury of hell from the body of the first warrior who roared with rage.

I couldn't feel the energy, but the beauty around me could not stand it one by one and sat on the floor with a pale face.

Fluffy, fluffy...

By the time they were all down, the first warrior had gained power.

And he said in a bold tone.

“... Sorry. Leave me alone. ”

The restored beauty quietly went out.

Their faces turned away from the first warrior, "Yay! It's finally over! ’

At that time,

“Except you. Socia.”

The first warrior stood in the corner and summoned the last woman to the funeral hall.

Socia.

It is not the same name.

The Demon King's daughter I remember was hit. There was no slight error in the sixth round. Except the outfit's a little more rustic.

However, her cowardly heart, which even flew her sword, sublimated her ruggedness into fashion.

I'm not saying I'm a coward.

“Why me? ”

The Socians frowned as if they were very uncomfortable.

“She's not my wife. ”

“What does it matter? Oh, so you can get one less wife to sit me in that empty spot? Wake up if you don't want to be cursed for eternity. ”

“... Socia. ”

“Hey, don't waste your time shaking. Just get to the point. ”

The look on Sosia's face became more hostile.

“I loved her with all my heart. Unlike the other wives, I did all the cosplay for free. So is this Garter belt. ”

The tear glands of the first warrior to see Gather Belt in his hand burst again.

Sosia pressed her temples and said.

“What kind of father loses to this guy...? Hmm? How are you two doing? Idiot, why are you telling me this? ”

“You really can't save her? ”

“Hehe! Why? You want to borrow the Devil's hand? ”

“Yes."

The first warrior answered with a stiff face.

“The best is not the righteous warrior who defeated the first Demon King Pedonar that the modifier had always followed. But that's why humans are so funny. The most diverse possibilities across all races... ”

“Just tell me how. ”

“Tsk! I don't like him. The garter belt in your hand. This must be your wife's, right? ”

“Yes. Ever since I was in love, I've always worn it for me.... ”

To the warrior who replies with a loving face, the devil speaks maliciously.

“Then there's no way around it. The Holy Girl said she can't resurrect because she doesn't have enough souls. Her favorite items contain a little bit of the user's soul. Bringing Margaux back to life. Did the humans say," No "? Even if we fail, we can still say goodbye. They torture their wives so badly they can bury the identity of their murderer? Huhu ♪”

*

I opened my eyes because of the sun coming in through the curtain.

Right next to me, the princess who had returned to the beginning was sleeping with her face against my chest. She lies facedown, not in the right position.

It's the butt.

He was bruised like a pig.

I couldn't cover the duvet because it hurt even if I touched it a little.

“Ah, I did... ”

What happened last night was played in my head like a recorded video.

The drunken princess flinches first, saying it's hot, and I attack her inside her skirt without hesitation.

This is the loot.

In my left hand was the princess's garter belt.

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