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[10th Anniversary] All About Yourself

Human attributes?

I am a spirit who was originally human. However, if my attributes were human, nothing would have changed by being reborn as a Spirit.

You're being scammed with your hard-earned transcendental skills!

“Fucking fantasy. ”

If you think you'll be safe after doing this to a naive warrior, it's a big mistake.

This vengeance will be repaid 100 times over!

The first spirit who heard my complaint sat on my head as naturally as a designated seat and said,

“You have to understand. Don't you think it's too easy to think that you're specialized in one attribute? The Fire Spirit specializes in the properties of fire and exerts absolute influence on fire. And that temper, it's loyal to emotions, and it burns easily. Do they call this Heat Blood? ”

“... Hmm? ”

“You are spiritual, yet your human race traits will be more extraordinary and dominant or influential than ordinary humans. It's not just a human spirit. Oh my! Aren't you ignoring the spirits too much in front of the first spirits? ”

“Human race traits · · · ·. ”

The possibilities were endless.

“Diversity is man's greatest advantage and disadvantage. They're so diverse, they're born from idiots to geniuses. And your traits will bring great power to humanity. But it's so weird. Human attributes.Time and space would make sense to me. ”

“I see. ”

It controls time and space!

Roughly scientific prediction is very fraudulent.

Above all, it is best to escape from this barbaric world without flushing toilets.

“The attributes reflect the identity of existence. It means you're that human. Diversity is unique. ”

“I'm an average person. ”

“... that's what you think. ”

There is no information to be gained from the incapacitating fairy B.

She was lonely because she was alone.

“I thought it was okay to lose a fool who hates his people and only has big breasts. But over time, I tried to remarry, and there was no man more than Elveheim among my people. He didn't have the best taste, but he didn't have the best. ”

I asked him to spit out the information I knew, and he was stunned.

It could only be seen that Fairy B had lived a long time regretting her husband's choice.

The thief, E, who was listening, trembled.

“Are you the second wife of your ancestor? The leader of the group of traitors who banished us. I was surprised to be alive, but I imagined a more vicious woman · ·. ”

“I can't help it in years. Granddaughter, your sharpness resembles your eldest son's. ”

“Ugh · · ·. ”

Even with his enemies in front of him, the thief E couldn't speak a word.

I shrugged my shoulders and headed out the sewers, not interested in other people's family history.

By the way,

“Warrior, there's a shortcut this way. ”

You said Fairy B has a secret passageway out.

She expressions bitterly.

“This place was designed to trap the first spirits. Let your people continue to be blessed by spirits. Without the help of the Spirit, we will be brought back to human livestock that has only outlived us. I just wanted to stop it somehow. But now it's useless. ”

The first spirit replied, lying prominently over my head.

“No need to beg for pity. Silesia. I'm willing to show you some mercy if you want to be my faithful slave in the future. ”

“I'll take you as my master. ”

Nymph B's decision was very quick.

I accept your request to be a slave without hesitation. It was obvious that he loved his own kind.

There was a problem with that.

Fairy B led us to her bedroom.

Even a royal elf who lives forever doesn't just eat dew. Eating and sleeping is essential.

Her bedroom was quite luxurious.

Even though it was old and run-down, there was a lot of furniture and decor.

“Oh! Slim toilet. ”

“This is a sealed area, so it's hard to dispose of waste. It's an old-fashioned model, but the slime in the toilet is just like my doctor. It's easy to deal with persistent stress constipation. ”

I nodded in the sense that I know everything.

The slime stimulates sphincter muscles to induce pleasant stools.

But wizards don't use any slime in a slime-style toilet.

Only specialized slimes with skill 'Massage’ are employed.

That's why it's very expensive.

“That one?”

“... is a must have for a woman who lives alone. It is hygienically safe because it is made with the horns of a unicorn. Is it too early for your lady? Meet a good man quickly. Or you'll be comforting yourself like I am. ”

Elf B was quite aware of the situation outside.

The kingdom is on its way to destruction with the invasion of demons, until the fairy king is taken from her by the Devil and the warrior is defeated by the Demon King and the party is annihilated.

He seemed to know all the big cases.

“Not really. You can't just live off the dew. ”

“That's right, warrior. ”

We roughly looked into Fairy B's bedroom and came out through the secret staircase of the bedroom leading to the ground.

She couldn't live with the moss on the stone alone. She's been collecting food regularly from the outside.

No one knows.

This secret passageway could not have been discovered until now, because it led to a slaughterhouse where fairies were reluctant to enter.

Fairies rarely eat meat.

Except for fairies as violent as Sylvia.

And by the time you get to the slaughterhouse freezer, you really won't find anyone.

Not even a spirit.

“That's why they couldn't find me. ”

The first spirit nods as if it understood.

Earth, fire, wind, water, mind.

It is because neither spirit likes places like this where animals are dissected and stored in frozen bones.

Fairies tend not to eat meat, but they don't.

Because the spirit of the heart hated it, the culture that suppressed meat had been settled for many years, and it was almost impossible.

When I know the taste of meat, I eat well again.

Like Sylvia.

“Ancient peoples ate meat and fish well. When I was a nomad, I used to eat insects and bugs to keep myself from starving to death. I can't imagine not stockpiling meat like this. Elves were able to relax like this. It's Elveheim's achievement. ”

Nymph B boasted about her husband whenever she got a chance.

▶ Sadness: Your husband is wrong. I give less love because I don't like this wife. I saw a lot of dairy products in her room! He must have tried to be the man he wanted to be.

Teacher, there are some things in the world that can't be done with effort.

And taste should be respected.

“Does the slaughterhouse owner know who you are? ”

“I'm the owner here. ”

“The noble one? ”

Fairy B smiles bitterly.

“The generations had fantasies about us, but I ate the living cockroaches right away when I was a tough kid. It's not about skinning animals and removing their bones and intestines. No one else to leave it to, and if I let it go, the skin supply in the kingdom will be cut off and my livelihood will be ruined, so I've done that. ”

Thoroughly examined her abilities, she had a 'Butcher S’ in her skill.

I've been working on this for a long time.

“Fairy, diligent and lively. ”

“I'd like to deny it, but I can relate to my kids being lazy and optimistic these days. · · When I saw the Fairy King who came to complain about his wife being stolen from the Demon King · · I felt sincerely guilty. ”

The slaughterhouse is next to the palace.

Though the noble pretending fairies seem reluctant to stay away, it is imperative that the slaughter work of the spirits reacts sensitively in a city where the spirits are rarely required.

The quality leather and bone produced here are sold to the market, and meat is sold to very few customers who know the belly or meat flavor of Fairy B.

If you think you're going to get hurt, hand it over to the keeper.

“Hmm · · ·. I need to feed him some food. ”

It was definitely a wooden child, but it was said that it was a multibeneficial. There's nothing wrong with eating meat and getting bigger.

Fairy B said,

Even though it only deals in high-end hunting, there is a lot of supply and a lot of demand due to winds coming in from all over the kingdom.

That's why they always use quality meat as food.

This is a waste, isn't it?

“Speaking of which, how about a barbecue? ”

There was a lot of junk that I was supporting.

At some point, I didn't care if I ate the stone or not, but I didn't know the rest.

And eating is not just to fill your stomach.

It also makes my tongue happy.

I summoned Spirit A in turn.

The first spirit and fairy B recognized him as being alive for a long time.

“Oh! Pee. ”

“Prince of Darkness Boris · ·! ”

The titles were contradictory, but they pretended to know Spirit A.

Spirit A frowned and greeted.

“Dear Francis, How long are you going to make fun of me for old times' sake? I'm an adult now. And Mrs. Silesia. Did betraying Mr. Elveheim make you feel better? ”

Next was Spirit B.

He was a former master of the Sword Nuclion and a fairy warrior for quite some time. That's why they have the Old on their side.

“Oh! The nosebleed. ”

“Sword Silerion · · · ·. Brother. ”

The star is magnificent as a friend who has reached the Transcendent Realm ZZ rank. I was still sorry to hear what the original Spirit called me.

Spirit B replied in a bold tone.

“It's been a long time, Francis. I hope that one day he will join us again. ”

“Someday? More jokes from the first guy I didn't see. You don't want to save her. ”

The first spirit reacts with a cold tone.

However, Spirit B did not change his face and looked around.

“Silesia. The shame of the people. Foolish brother, I have so much to say, but now that I see you, I don't think I need to. I don't think I can be more miserable. ”

“Brother · · ·! ”

“Don't call me brother until you're forgiven by Elfheim. ”

“But he's already · · · · · ·. ”

“Definitely alive. He's not that easy to die for. He looks like the God of Cockroaches is helping him. ”

Spirit B is a wild guess, but he's alive and well.

In a world of warrior festivals.

Next is Spirit C.

“Snot buddies. You were born a spirit, too? ”

“Sister.”

Spirit C was a beautiful wife and trusted companion of Spirit B.

And now?

“Dear Francis, He is now a Silerion and a Man. Our relationship ended when I lost my body and became a golem who couldn't have children. I'm going to enjoy my new life in a new flesh. ”

“Oh! Good line. ”

“I think so, too. Hehe!”

Once, the smiling Spirit C winked and said to Fairy B.

“Come on, Silesia. The nagging of such a stuffy man flows into one ear. What are we supposed to do, wake up to an old thing with the only sister we've seen in a long time? I can't pay for a real night! ”

“Sis · · · ·. ”

“All I can say is, are you my sister? ”

“Oh, no. Thank you."

The last one was Spirit D.

But good ability doesn't mean you're old.

“Dear Francis, the first spirit and his advisor, it is a great honor to meet you, Silesia, the successor to our three great fairy kings. Her name is Siriel. Daughter of Biruel the Archangel. ”

“Ah! You're the daughter of those muscles? ”

“Nice to meet you, Miss Serial. ”

This is the end because there is no friendship or relationship.

Let me give you a rundown of who you are.

Spirit A: Boris, the old prince

Spirit B: Silerion, Elf Warrior

Spirit C: Silerion's Wife, Horseman

Spirit D: Sirel, the Paladin of Angels

It's not that important. You can ask the teacher for personal information whenever you need it.

Finally, I summoned Holy Mother H.

“I'm Hipria.”

“Oh, yeah. ”

“Nice to meet you, Miss Hipria. ”

We were very slow with each other.

However, soon after being summoned again, the boy with pleasant green hair greeted him with a single face.

“Hello! I said hello! ”

Regardless of who greeted him, the first spirit, who was generally black, reacted with the wings of his back.

“Oh my! What a cute little boy. Whose blood is it?”

Fairy B's eyes were also shining.

I was really frustrated to watch it happen.

· · Hearing that the great dragon that should scare the world with a cursor is cute · ·.

I was very worried about the future.

“This is my father! ”

He pointed proudly at me.

I don't recognize him as a son yet--

“Oh, my God! Has the law changed since I was locked up?!" ”

The first spirit mutters an exemplified word.

“What's wrong with me? I was cute when I was a kid? ”

All peoples in the North of Panthazia have agreed. Even the humankind who insisted on saying no suddenly fell on my smile.

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