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[Tenth] Cultural treasure!

An hour of intimacy with a barbecue and a bustling storytelling. After considering that I had rested for a long time, I disbanded everything.

There's been a trivial protest that the party has just begun, but who will protect the fantasy world if the warrior group plays hard?

You have to work hard to get back to Earth quickly.

33 years on the continent of Fantasy.

It's been too long.

“Bandit E. Where is the Relic of Chaos? ”

“This way.”

We walk through the palace without a guard.

Earth's protective systems have also been greatly compromised by relying on surveillance cameras.

The fairy king made the same mistake.

The royal palace, which relies on guardian spirits, is no longer a handicap to me. When the first Spirit, the leader of all spirits, appears, he opens the safe for free.

I wonder where that is.

Pretending to be naive, the spirits begin to plunder.

From a security guard to an armed robber!

The spirit did not understand any of the art and metals that the fairy and man had decided were worth it, but it was‘ fun 'to steal as soon as it came from the original spirit.

“Fantastic.”

When I saw that scene, I only laughed in vain.

If you were a common plunderer, you would have taken something expensive first. However, the spirits, who didn't know what was precious, picked up anything that could be seen.

There is no clear purpose for selling and becoming rich.

I thought it would be fun.

It's just that.

“Kitchen?! Who's got Jim's shoe-- Aniet?! No pants?! ”

The spirits smile as they see the Confused Fairy King.

The sleeping fairy king wandered around looking for missing items after his people died in the war.

Of course, I didn't go looking for him myself.

I've instructed the spirits.

However,

“Huff?! Why is Spirit Affinity so low?! ”

Once the first spirit is released, all spirits are affected by her in some way.

It is because the first attribute of the Spirit is the Spirit.

No matter how powerful the Elf King's previous friendship was. If the first spirit doesn't like it, that's it.

Firm friendships can be turned into hostile palms.

I was following the bandit E who led me to the place where the chaotic relics were. I asked the first spirit to be jealous.

“Ma'am, can you remove the spirits that are attached to me? ”

“I'm not a lady! Call me by my name.”

“Name?”

“I was called all the way to the barbecue, but I remembered... ”

“Ma'am.”

“... I'll give you a special look. Hmph! I could give the order to take it off, but that's just too harsh. It's like forcing a worker who is a slave to money and class to quit drinking and smoking. ”

“Indeed…. ”

I used to say I smelled good.

It seems to still be valid now that it's become a spirit. But I had no idea a righteous warrior would be classified as a narcotic.

Fairy B, who follows us like a shadow behind us, is silent.

Whenever the spirits running around the palace like playgrounds broke expensive pottery or paintings, her eyebrows trembled, but were faithfully following her demands to become a slave.

“Here it is. ”

My associates and I, guided by Thief E, were soon able to reach their destination.

It was a treasure vault, as expected.

This place was completely sealed, both physically and magically, so even the spirits couldn't break in.

However,

Screaming!

The iron gate of such a solid treasure vault was useless in front of the sword of Newclion.

Bang!

A thick iron door slashes down, revealing itself in the treasure vault.

Unlike expected to be dark, the inside was illuminated with emerald ore.

I scoured through the treasures on the shelf.

But I still couldn't figure out which one was the Relic of Chaos. So I asked Rogue E.

“What kind of stuff? ”

After being buried for a long time and starving, the thief E, who ate meat and ate without horses, came forward without hesitation.

She walks in a straight line, giving no eye to the returnable treasures of the layman.

Towards the Relic of Chaos.

“This is it.”

Then I picked up a glass bottle filled with rainbow liquid.

“Weren't those fairy king's tears? ”

Three Great Vivos of the Fairy Kingdom.

A rare elixir made of special ingredients that can only be obtained at the birth of a fairy royal family with eternal life.

Heals all diseases and wounds, promising youth and long life.

But only one bottle.

The number of Nymph Royals would have been more generous, but the reality is that there is a higher mortality rate than childbirth rate.

I'm surprised the vein is still running.

Fairy B opened her mouth for the first time.

“Historically, there were many princes and princesses who were married to human warriors, not to their own kind. Mixed placenta cannot be used as an ingredient for elixir. And a child born like this, no matter what it takes, cannot become a pure fairy. He's just a man who lives a long time. ”

That's why the fairy royal family was always short-handed.

Luckily, there is a half chance that a royal family will be born between a royal and a common fairy.

Anyway,

“That's the Relic of Chaos? ”

“The disease, not the elixir in it, is an artifact. ”

“Give it to me."

“Don't drink. The warrior is so good, he doesn't seem to be able to take much of it. ”

“I don't drink. ”

My business was the memory of Brother1 in the Relic of Chaos.

*

The lead actor is also the first warrior. But none of Jo, the beautiful girl he loved so much, was there.

Instead, a dwarf with a crown appeared.

"I am the king of the Dwarves!” He seemed to be a dwarf who introduced himself.

“I have to run.”

To the Dwarf King, the warrior said a very sorry story in a very serious tone.

And the answer is?

“Haha! That's no way for a warrior to talk! ”

Looks like the Dwarf King agrees with my sentiments.

“For the first time, the immortal Demon King Pedonar was perfectly sealed, and the world was at peace with no major problems. And you don't need a warrior who's strong in a peaceful world. ”

“Friends. Husbands and fathers, not warriors now? ”

“...... ”

“Friend...? Are you okay?! ”

Suddenly, the dwarf king was embarrassed by the crying warrior. The Dwarves who love art and alcohol looked similar to the look on their faces when they saw the crude artwork.

Let's just say I didn't see it.

“I'm tired. ”

“That's what it looks like. ”

“I think my family is fighting over me. If I move, it's gonna end badly in some way. If I see Wife A, I get Wife B and Wife C. So if we meet evenly, it's now in order. I took the complaint and I tried to use self-immolation, but it only made things worse. The kids didn't say it out loud, but I think there's a lot of complaints about me. I can't do anything. ”

The man who had a harem wanted to live alone.

Are you full of grudges from all those who have them?

“Hmph. I see you've got a lot stacked up. ”

“I'm happy sleeping alone. ”

“Haha! A lot of friends who brazenly told me they couldn't live a day without a woman just on an adventure together have changed. ”

“I was a little birdie back then. ”

“Even a friend who wants to run away doesn't seem like an adult... ”

The Dwarf King grumbled as he tapped the chair bracelet with his fingertips.

And then I said,

“I think you picked the wrong person to talk to. Buddy, you know we Dwarves don't have women. So we constantly do art activities to please and delight women of other races. But the reality is that it's not easy. Harem? We're grateful if we don't get divorced by the wife who gave birth to Dwarves. Simply put, you seem to be boasting to me that you can't afford it because you're so lucky. ”

“Is that so... ”

“If you understand, let's have a drink. I'm not as great as you, so my life is already on the line. When I was young, my dream was to capture the heart of the first beautiful woman with the best artwork, but now my goal is to end my life with a good drink. Ah! Of course, finding a way to live longer is pretty good. But art is only valuable when an artist dies. I want art like my own to be loved by people for a long time. ”

“Are you willing to die for your children? ”

“Haha! That's what parents think. ”

The first warrior opened his lips again late after a long period of silence, as if he were talking to the Dwarf King.

“Actually, I didn't meet you for counseling. ”

“Looks like the escape was a sure thing. ”

“Yes."

“Then you came looking for something. Do you need a parting gift for your wife? Hmm. I'm sorry, but how many wives do we have now? ”

“It's not a gift for my wife. ”

“And?”

I was roughly expecting what the first warrior would say. I'm looking at this memory through it.

“I need a vial. ”

“It's not even a pretty vase...? ”

“I have a daughter who is terminally ill. It's because a part of the curse of the five great disasters that were sealed in my arm has been moved. So I have to take a sedative regularly or I'll clean it up for you, and when I'm gone, you'll have to rely solely on the medicine in the future. However, the expiration date for this drug is very short. ”

“I see what you mean. ”

“Is that possible?"

“Huh! Is that what you call it? I am the king of the Dwarves. I've solved this ridiculous obsession to build a weapon to defeat the first Demon King. Medicine bottles are a joke! I made something in the first place. ”

The Dwarf king took out a jar of glass from his pocket.

That's what I'm familiar with.

“Is this it?”

“That's right. It's very lavish for a meddler, isn't it? It was originally made from a vase. If you don't sharpen the bottled water regularly, the flower's roots will rot. But I'm tired of changing the water. That's why I was so ambitious, but I had no idea. What kind of flower grows in a basement without sunlight? Haha!”

“You mean the liquid in here doesn't decay? ”

“Yes. Different from the look of it, the materials are precious and difficult to process, so we didn't make a big bottle, but keeping them here won't rot or spoil over time. I'm currently using it as my portable bottle. Is this enough?”

“Enough.”

*

Did I mention the truth is cruel?

One dwarf turned a vase of mystical grass into three fairy kingdoms.

It wasn't that I didn't understand.

Even in the stunning hometown district, there were many useless cultural treasures treated as national treasures.

And it was too good to use as a vase.

What do you mean, it doesn't spoil anything?

Better than vacuum packaging

“Bandit E. How many artifacts of chaos have you collected so far? ”

“That's five. ”

“Too few! I heard you found two because you were keeping three in the family. What have you been doing? ”

“Are you telling your daughter's fiancée that she's not even married yet that she has important family information...? ”

Because you did it.

Thief E had a brooch.

And the chaotic artifact I know, "The Witch's Garter Belt." That makes six.

A total of 9 artifacts are required for dimensional dimensions.

You need to collect 3 more in the future.

“Do you know where any of the artifacts are? ”

“The Grand Marquis of a Kingdom of the North Continent has it. Family name is Soris. My late husband couldn't even make it through the first night, so his conspiracy theory was endless. I don't know exactly what it is because I checked it from afar, but I'm sure she always has it with her. ”

Socials?

I think I heard it somewhere....

▶ Correct answer: It's the name and identity of the Demon King's daughter.

Thank you, teacher!

That cowardly devil's alias was a sausage.

“But there's still seven. We're short two. Hmm…."

Shall we go look for more?

When I thought of that, I shook my head to the left and to the right.

While I was sleeping, Luke the warrior challenged the Demon King and lost and his reputation plummeted to the ground, but thanks to his failure, I achieved the task of avenging the human territory that was taken from me by the Devil.

Did you call this a phone-wrap?

I think I can graduate.

And I could graduate, but I didn't want to waste my time trying to figure out how to do it.

The first spirit, who was lying on my head, said.

“You're going to the Demon King? ”

“Yes. I'm sorry you just got released. ”

“It's okay. We have a way. ”

“How?”

“I'll teach you the next time I see you. Hehe!”

The first spirit smiles at Nymph B.

Was there a secret deal between them at the barbecue?

But it was out of my interest. I knew my attributes were ‘human’, so I was no longer of any use to the first spirit.

So I'm sorry for her, but we'll never see each other again.

“Come on, let's go. ”

I'm sorry for Luke's hard work collecting swords with colleagues on the Central and North continents for six years, but I didn't want to wait any longer for 33 years in the Fantasy continent.

I summoned my human spirits.

“You don't even call me that anymore?! ”

Spirit-A, representing the spirits, protested against me on a very trivial and trivial matter.

I ignored and said.

“Spirits. We march on the Demon King's castle. ”

Another warrior saved the Central Continent from being ruined.

It's ridiculous that such a great warrior can't graduate.

No illegal skills were used. Here's what the schoolgirl confirmed. If I'm wrong, I promised you a date.

▶ Toy: Well, you remember that...

I have no reason not to graduate.

No matter how narrow and petty the Fantasy God is, he will not be able to stop it this time.

“It's time. ”

It's time to return to Earth.

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