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You can't!

“Gift…? Nice bracelet, isn't it? But I think it's too wide to call it for women. Ah! You have control, right? ”

“Nothing.”

Why would I do something like that?

“... Mr. Han Soo. I appreciate the gift, but look at my wrist. I hate to hear you say you're fragile, but I have to say it to your face. I wonder if this bracelet is this big on my wrist! ”

“This is my ankle. ”

I corrected her misunderstanding right away.

When you robbed the Chicken Head's Treasure Depot, you picked out an accessory that was easy to carry.

That's the anklet.

Socks and stockings are more familiar on Earth, but the majority of people with exposure wear these jewelry around.

“Okay, let's turn around. ”

“Why?”

“You really don't know? ”

“I'm asking because I know. If we turn around, we'll ambush them. ”

“Absolutely wrong?! I said," Turn around and get dressed. "Common sense, what do I have against you? Imagine an ambush in this situation.... ”

“Hey, Factoria. What's wrong with my common sense? ”

I'm perfectly normal.

I snuck into a women's dormitory and ran into a naked woman.

If this were Earth, she would have called the police screaming as soon as she found me, a man.

However, this fantasy bedroom is soundproof. We can't ask outside help because we don't have a cell phone either.

What does a woman do?

Engages attack after inducing intruder's guard.

Because when a naked man dies, no one sees him. Nothing reveals a well-concealed butt belly.

“I don't have a belly! ”

“It's just an example. What's all the fuss about? ”

“Ugh... ”

“Don't bother wearing clothes. All you have to do is answer my questions with a blanket like you do now. ”

“Earth information? ”

“Yes."

I think I woke up a little.

The factoria, who gave up her clothes and put on a blanket, began to speak calmly.

“Kang Han-su's parents are doing well. ”

“...... ”

I felt relieved to hear that.

But I haven't even begun to ask the specific question, and I couldn't laugh at the factorial intelligence that predicted it.

“You're not kidding, are you? ”

“I didn't! I have no grudge against you! I was just curious to find out who Mr. Strong Soo's parents were. Oh! Don't worry about the secret. I didn't ask for a man. I did my own research. ”

“Yes... ”

“Thank me. ”

“... thank you for the news that your parents are okay. ”

I bowed my head honestly and expressed my gratitude.

On the ninth, how surprised were you to hear that the city was destroyed by an alien invasion?

Now I'm relieved.

“Thank you... ”

“What? A pathetic little lamb who witnessed the miracle. ”

“Miracles are miracles. I never thought you'd say thank you. ”

“I'm a warrior. ”

It is not a person pretending not to know after receiving help.

“I used to be a warrior, if you ask me. I don't have the audacity to be thankful for my parents' news. I've been telling you that you've been working for my company since you went missing about five years ago. ”

“... we're screwed. ”

You've been busy working and you haven't seen him in five years?

My mother's tennis racket won't forgive me. It made things more complicated than helping me.

“Don't worry too much. I've been very persuasive. ”

“You?”

“Yes. Here's the thing. If you want to lie, mix up the truth a little. You may not know it, but the social structure and consciousness of the people changed as more people were secretly visiting the continent of Fantasy. ”

People who dealt with superpowers began to recognize them.

She was saying:

“My parents believe that? ”

“You didn't believe me at first, as I said, but you accepted that I showed you some simple magic. ”

“Hmm…. ”

“Have more questions? ”

“No.”

We know roughly the situation on Earth.

It's because I heard it all from the last captured ‘Old Angel.'

The first warrior to run away and build a country wanted to make sure that victims like him didn't come out anymore, but that Fantasy God's power would not become stronger.

So it's an invasion of Earth, but it's not active.

This is because the strong stimulation of the Earth increases the hostility of indigenous peoples (earthlings) and leads to a large increase in fantasy elementary curriculum prospects.

It's still pretty much an extension.

They say they're looking for other options.

“I got quite a bit of information from Prince Boris' most beloved wife, the mermaid. Hehe! To show a little pride, my position as the only alien prisoner is very high. ”

“Of course you are.”

For me, it was just black and blue.

The only prisoner?

At that time, it was enough to capture more members of Boris' Harem alive. I just didn't do it because it bothers me.

Factoria began to unravel another trivial tale.

I studied the golem D handed over to me, and I made a goat shaped android, and through it I gained enormous wealth and reputation...

“You don't have to tell complicated stories. The societies and economies I knew stopped in middle school. ”

“You must have been a binary. ”

“And you?"

“I learned evenly without distinguishing. But which one of them is more helpful? Well, it's the humanitarian side. The natives of the Panthazia continent were pure and reasonably able to persuade them. ”

We talked and talked and talked.

Then I came back for the first time.

“This is no ordinary ankle. It's like a great treasure blessed by angels. Are there any hidden features that I don't know about? ”

“You know what?”

“Really?! ”

“But it's currently inactive. If you defeat a human with transcendental realm skills, you can summon him as a spirit. Just like this.”

I summoned the spirits.

In the past, I only wore seed-leaf underwear to save XP, but after seeing that pervert during the day, I changed into a decent outfit.

I saw him dressed in strange clothes on the bodies of a fairy, and I said, "What a pervert!" I felt it.

I never said it wouldn't look like that either.

“You're an alien executive...? ”

The factoria that saw my spirits' abilities could not connect. Surprised that she even raised her torso with her duvet down.

I even forgot that I am currently naked.

“You know the value of that ankle, right? ”

“Thank you so much! ”

“I'm out of business. ”

“Ah! Wait a minute! Can you help me just one more time? I'll make sure you get your money back from Earth. ”

“No.”

“It's not that hard. And it's not a bad proposition for Mr. Kang-su, because after five years, you want your son to come home and give your parents a 100 acre house and a luxury car on the land of yellow people. ”

“Hmph! I can do that on my own. ”

I snorted.

Sell only one of the Angel's equipment in my Storage right now and you'll have all the money you need.

“It's annoying, isn't it? ”

“Doesn't it bother you to help? ”

“Does it bother you to hold hands with pretty women and stare at your breasts and butts with wolfy eyes? ”

“That's instinct. ”

I don't know why I'm suddenly talking about this.

Factoria said.

“Be my boyfriend. ”

*

The girls' dormitory is now divided into three factions, as I heard from the B star friend who rescued me from a dieting dragon.

straight, gay, misfits.

I was on the scene of that bizarre faction fight.

Why do they need factions for their tastes?

I need someone to explain it to me scientifically.

“Oh my! Victoria. I asked what the hidden female fox was doing out of the cave, but I brought the filthy male to the dormitory. ”

“Catherine, listen to me. My friend's gender doesn't matter. What matters is how confident you are at the Hunting Ground. ”

“The only S class rumored to be…. ”

“Hehe! How does it feel to be weaker than the males you hate? ”

After a strange breakup with Factoria, I received an invitation in the morning and came back on formal steps.

This is the third floor of the women's dormitory.

I'm watching two women's nervous wars growling like a howler.

Of course, it's not just them.

Gay and straight. Behind the two factions of beautiful women, there were a large number of women.

But the scales are tilted to one side.

At this time, I was a little surprised. I didn't know there were that many homosexuals on Earth.

“Hmph! Did you give a good boy a big fat booty shake? ”

“It's also crooked. He's not a man, he's a friend. ”

“That's what the ulcer is! Males are males.”

“You're not making any sense. Are you with Catherine? ”

Why did I come here?

There was no one, including Factoria, to answer that question.

If you were next to the great master Morang, you would have given me a simple and clear answer.

I can't help it if he's not here.

This is a problem that you have to solve on your own.

“Hey, ladies. Such table tenure is meaningless. How can you judge by fighting all day with a soft tongue instead of a cotton bat? ”

I was furious when I entered the conversation with such luck.

“Oh my!”

It's just that the sword that you summoned as a threat slipped out of my hand.

Last night, Elise, a Class S servant, massaged my body and applied too much oil.

So it's not my fault.

Booooo-hoo-aah!

A flying sword swirls across like a boomerang, sweeping through the obstacles in front of it.

“Gaaaah?! ”

“Y-yeah, this replaces--”

“Hiic?! ”

Half the hallway on the third floor of the women's dormitory, beautifully decorated with art, was immediately covered with red tomatoes.

It may take a while to clean up, but the noise pollution disappeared instead.

Tranquility -

“Factoria. I haven't heard. What can I do for you?" ”

“... I don't think you need to help. ”

“Really? But don't forget. Even if I didn't do anything, my trip is expensive. ”

I drank alcohol and called for a surrogate and changed my mind, so even if I use public transportation, I have to give them a trip.

So am I.

“Yes! I'll never forget it! ”

Factoria nods earnestly.

“And recommend someone from Class A. I only want to be fifth in the festival. I was supposed to pick four guys from the boys' dormitory, but I changed my mind a little while ago. I'm a fair warrior. ”

“Four people...? Ah!”

Two men, two women.

I've decided to give it to you equally.

In fact, this is stupid. I don't break rank by rank, but by gender.

For example:

Four girls scored 100, 99, 98, and 97. And let's say four boys got 70, 69, 68, 67.

But he's being fair...

1st Place: 100 points

2nd place: 70 points

3rd place: 99 points

Rank 4: 69 points

Can we do this?

It was still similar to this ridiculous example.

The girls who couldn't stop a sliding sword from their hands had a Class A tag on them.

Maybe this is a serious problem with fairness.

“Recommend two nice girls, except you. I'll shove it right up your ass. ”

“Why can't I? ”

“For fairness. ”

Not on your own!

It was a gift to Factoria with the intention of sending a medium with my own abilities to Earth naturally.

But what would happen if she was in secondary school?

Completed secondary education regardless of rank

“I didn't say this because it looked like it wrinkled in front of pupae. I'm number one in women right now. It's second overall.”

“Then give me your ankles! ”

“Absolutely not! No, I don't want to die! You can't just take something that a man gave you in vain! ”

“Here it is! Not if you want your ankles. Do you understand?”

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