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[11th] GOB! Gob!
Teacher, don't get excited.
▶ Description: There are 505 cadets who have already been summoned or are scheduled to be summoned. And in the interim, they spread out 101 people on each continent. The reason why this is happening is because of the entrance exam of a strong student set on an overly high difficulty level.
Here's a summary of the teacher's explanation:
Think of the Fantasy continent as a galactic-sized pizza.
Pizza can be divided into 100 slices or 500 slices for an unlimited number of people. However, the total amount of toppings that can be placed on the pizza is limited.
This is where the problem begins.
Even though the size of the pizza pieces was all the same, all the toppings, which are the essence of the pizza, were concentrated into my pieces. How easy would it be to upgrade an Indigenous Class S to Class Z?
So the other piece is a lump of flour.
That's why 505 warriors came into my piece of pizza.
Bold, greedy lovers!
▶ Correction: Technically, I didn't come because I wanted other students. because pizza without toppings is not pizza. Simply put, this entrance exam is made up of materials that can produce about 500,000 elementary schools. The 505 summoned here are classless cadets.
I understood the nurturing explanation of the teacher.
But why here?
▶ Defense: There are at least 3 people in other elementary schools already. And then we got the rest of the people in here. You can't put elementary students in a secondary school where the curriculum is completely different, right? The system made a reasonable decision.
Reasonable...
It's rational for teachers and hard-working ZZ-scale villains to put elementary school students in a crowd?
▶ Toys: The system also recognizes it and tries to push it with numbers. According to my senior, more students will be summoned to this entrance exam in the future. I heard that the elementary school festival is also being reorganized and will be summoned here to the tenth place.
I pressed the temples.
It's because my plan to leave insured factories to the planet has been compromised.
But then I calmed down.
No matter how many warriors are summoned to this land, what does that have to do with me? All I have to do is defeat all five catastrophes.
Nothing's gonna change.
“A flock of goblins. ”
Goblins.
A monster that only collects the weaknesses of fairies and Dwarves.
Imperfect and small in height. And because of this inferiority, he hesitates to do evil against the human race.
Rape, torture, pranks, insults, pillaging....
So there's a saying on the continent of Fantasy:
- Kill yourself if you think you're going to be captured by Goblins. -
It's not an empty word.
After a day with a Goblin, even a person who was healthy becomes mentally ill.
I'm just glad I'm out of my mind. Goblin plastic surgery makes Prince Charming a monster in 10 minutes.
Just like that guy.
I was crossing the Nymph Mountains. I just ignored it and tried to get past it.
I'm a very busy MAX class warrior.
Because every day I slow down and rest, the natives of the Fantasy continent suffer one more day.
One or two people caught me off guard.
But this was the exception. This is because of a man's ability to undergo plastic surgery by a Goblin.
Race: Arc Human
⁄ Level: 896
Job: Warrior (EXP 500%)
⁄ Skill: Swordsmanship A HP, Mattress B Magic B...
Status: Fear, despair, pain, confusion, bleeding...
Level and skill were well-balanced ‘warriors’.
It's hard to see level 896 on the second day of Warrior Power. Probably had a blackbox like me or a fraternity student.
So you're already out in the middle of nowhere.
“Hm. I think he was a warrior trying to move from a strange western continent to a familiar central continent.... ”
It's never a Goblin's trampling stat.
It's just, this place is weird.
Race: Goblins
Level: 703
Job: Bandit (Terrain Surprise )
⁄ Skill: Surprise S Frenzy A Ambush A Malicious B Endurance B...
Status: Yoo Hee, Gyeongsang
Monsters in the Fairy Mountains that divide the Central and Western continents are notoriously strong, but Goblins are not as strong as Ogres.
But there are 40 Goblins like this!
Seeing how a few people died around him, it looks like they used to be about 50.
“Gob! ”
“Goooob!"
“Gob ~ Goob ~”
They were fiercely avenging their dead comrades.
A warrior covered in cheap Goblin filth.
The scalp was torn off, the nose and lips were cut off. I didn't see a few fingers and a man's treasure.
“Ahh, ahhhh, forgive me! Ahh!”
The warrior who became insolvent pleaded.
However, the Goblins entered the implant procedure regardless. You pull out a healthy tooth and poke a pointed stone instead.
Ordinary people would already be dead.
In the fantasy world, however, many people resurrect after their hearts have stopped and their heads have been cut off. I'll never die like this.
Goblins know that, too.
And they can plague humans with thin, long legs. like the experts who've studied this all their lives.
“Goooob-!"
“Ha ha ha ha! ”
Looking closely, the two warriors captured by the Goblins were not one.
I was surrounded by a large number of Goblins, so I didn't notice right away.
A monster tribe made up of male Goblins. Females were more popular than black male warriors.
And this popularity has led to a sequence of harassment.
The one who grabbed the bosom of the female warrior had a head bigger than the other Goblins. But it hasn't changed that it's smaller than a human species.
Race: Big Goblin
Level: 1206
Job: Bandit (Terrain Surprise )
⁄ Skill: Strength SS Ambush S Barrel A Resistance...
Status: Pleasure
Other than the faction, I could believe they were friends of the warriors.
He was hurtling like a storm with the strength to tear the soft flesh of a human warrior half his level.
▶ Shock: I can't see...
Miss, have you ever seen anything like this?
▶ Positive: Yes. It's my first time, but don't treat me like an innocent child! I saw a lot of Goblin evil in school. A young and beautiful warrior like this is being attacked by a Goblin...
I landed in the middle of a swarm of Goblins.
They found me, too.
Flash!
As lightning strikes from the dry sky, about 10 Goblins are unable to scream and turn into charcoal.
And the Goblins, surprised by this, flop. But, unfortunately, three more people died while getting their heads bashed in pointed stones.
The Goblin, who was poisoned with arrows, drops the barrel while colliding with his back-stepping companion.
He dies of the poison on the arrowhead, and the nearby Goblins fall poisoned by the scattered arrows.
And also...
“What a lucky calibration. ”
I didn't snap a finger, but a group of Goblins took a near extinction on their own.
The most ridiculous thing was the Big Goblin.
A charcoal-laden locomotive grabs her heart and collapses over her like a woman warrior.
And then it got cold.
There aren't many Goblins left.
But their fate was no different.
“Gob! ”
The Goblin lunges at me with his dagger in front of him, his foot caught in the boulder. Then I accidentally stabbed my colleague who was running next to me with a dagger. That's on my neck, too.
However, even the Goblins who were beaten by my colleagues were not very satisfied.
“Gob!”
Vengeance and death.
There are two Goblins left.
He was an archer, one in front of me and one behind me. Almost simultaneously, two arrows fired from the front and back flew past me.
And then...
Puck! Puck!
The two Goblins are pinned to the crown of their heads.
From the beginning, I was doubtfully perfect in archery to make sure I wasn't aiming for a colleague who wasn't me.
With this, the Goblin horde will be wiped out.
The first thing I did was show up.
“They say the galaxy dies, but it doesn't... ”
Goblins have been dusted off by the "favor of the universe."
“But this is also not universal. It doesn't apply to those who aren't hostile to you. And it doesn't work on an absolute enemy who can't be defeated by chance alone. Other than euthanasia.”
The first spirit seemed to enjoy all this.
I'm enjoying freedom.
“We need to get you back on your feet before we can talk. Suddenly.”
“Yes, my lord. ”
In response to my call, Lady H revealed herself.
She quickly caught two humans in a gap between a group of dead Goblins in various ways.
And then I started treatment right away.
Pa!
The light from Lady H's hand envelops the two warriors.
Physical injuries recovered quickly. I paid a tremendous amount of EXP in return, but it's better than living like a monster.
However, the healing of the saint was not perfect.
“Heh, heh heh, heh heh... ”
A handsome warrior, like Prince Charming, began to smile nonchalantly, sucking his thumb.
I didn't see any smoke.
“He's wrong. ”
The psychological sequelae of a Goblin who has been mistaken for a medicinal agent is often completely psychotic.
That was the warrior who was in plastic surgery.
I gave up neatly and turned my gaze to the other warriors.
“Thank you so much for saving me.... Really, really... * Sobbing *
A woman warrior who starts crying with her arms around her.
Unlike the ragged male dragon, she had no major trauma except that her limbs were broken in a deforming direction and her ligaments were ruptured.
Healing is easy thanks to you!
There's been some mental trauma, but that would take time with a competent psychiatrist.
“I need to ask you something. ”
“I'd like to give an answer to the Silver Man, but can we move him first? I'm so sorry…. ”
“A place.... ”
I have 57 years of fantasy experience.
I don't have a license, but I also did some psychotherapy for the people I rescued from monsters.
I also easily understood her wishes.
I want to talk to you in a place I'm sure is safe.
When I got you something that drowned, I asked you to give me the bag, but I asked you to excuse me while crying.
I am not as ruthless a warrior as I am a oyster for this trend.
Shouldn't we be helping each other from the same hometown?
“It's a hassle to get to the fairy kingdom.... ”
I call out, touching the spirit attached to my head.
“How rude, drug warrior! Not enough drugs to rule the spirits' bodies and minds, so you stabbed me with your fingers! One day I will be punished... Huh?! You're a brazen warrior who can miss even a thousand bees! Ugh... It's cylindrical! ”
“... loud. Build yourself a nice fortress here. ”
“Fortress? Because of this girl? ”
“I don't want to go back. ”
This is the Nymph Range.
It takes a long time to get to the nearest fairy town.
It saves time and is much easier to build a safe fortress here.
“I usually think the opposite.... All right, boys! ”
The first spirit gives orders to the spirits.
You'll be lying on my head, sniffing like a pervert.
Even the crowned spirits who were instructed remain stationary.
Keeping my arms and groin tight, I built a fort for the spirits around me.
Spirits are pure?
This place goes to shit class.
Kuku Gugu -
A beautiful fortress of clay-baked pottery was built in the middle of a steep stream of celestial mountains.
Immediately after, I summoned Wormwood.
Greee?
It looks like the bird got bigger. What did he eat to grow up so well?
“What are you going to do? You don't know that much. ”
But his mental state was still a child.
“G, Greeee…. ”
“I'm not going to tell you again, so listen up. Get these two to that fortress. You can't be a great evil dragon if you don't keep the kidnapping alive. Remember."
Gree!
“You're a fool, but you have a good answer. ”
The invisible male warrior remained in a corner, and I kindly handed the three leaves to the female warrior to cover his shameful naked body, leading the conversation.
“Even my old equipment... ”
“That's my loot. I have to eat, too. ”
No matter how much you think about it, you're too bold.
“I'm sorry... ”
“A warrior girl who defeated the Big Goblin with bare breasts. Describe the situation in the western continent of Fantasy as soon as you know it. ”
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