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[11th] Occupational Disease

A fabulous warrior and an annoying fiancée who left the restaurant were helped by a ‘tribe of blue wolves’ who live as livestock in fertile land around the western and southern continents.

His name is Tribe F.

A beginner groom who opens a restaurant on his way from the western continent to the southern continent and smiles at travellers who pass by.

“Meeeeee ~”

“Medusa. i.e., Me-34503;. It means a snake with a crying head. ”

“....... ”

▶ Seriously: Even the strong student who thought it was perfect couldn't do anything at all. I don't think you should be kidding.

Teacher, this isn't a joke?

I didn't lie.

Medusa really cries like a goat.

The upper half is beautiful, the lower half is snake.

There are monsters named Lamia that resemble Medusa, but they are a different species.

First of all, Hefty.

Unlike Lamia, which is the same size as humans, according to adult standards, Medusa belongs to a 'giant’ with only two metres of upper half.

The length of the lower half is about 20 meters!

And while Lamia speaks human words, Medusa understands them completely.

The reason is in the oral structure.

Medusa looks delicious enough to protrude eyes from afar, but it wakes up as soon as I open my mouth.

“Me ~ ~ ~”

The tongue is a snake.

And this little thing is the main body.

The upper half of the body, which looks like a beautiful human woman, is similar to a conch shell covering the body.

The role of seducing prey.

How did you do that?

In the desert, the bottom half of the snake is buried in the ground. I wait with only the upper half of the human body. Then, as the prey approaches, they attack with their lower half hidden in the sand.

There is another role of the upper body.

Big, hard teeth can be sliced into the snake with the small body's nostrils, and unlike ordinary snakes who can't hear sound, their hearing is also open.

In addition, the attractive torso swells up like the breasts of a human woman, but it stores oil like a hump on a camel's back.

and nutrients.

So if we do not drink anything and eat for more than a month, we can walk around without crowds, and if we keep our lower half in the sand and lie in wait for a year, we can endure it.

“Here he is, sir. He's a perfectly healthy male. ”

Tribe F tapped one of the two lumps as big and tangy as Medusa's watermelon.

It's called Medusa's milk, and it shrinks if you don't drink water for a long time. So, although very rare, the starving Medusa is flattened with smaller lumps.

The upper half seen only as a beautiful human woman is merely a camouflage shell. Medusa has males and females.

That's why you can't tell the difference between the upper half. Just like most reptiles, you have to look underneath.

“You look healthy. ”

Not an expert, I nod at the prowling hump.

I think I'll last long if I run restlessly.

Dummy to emergency rations.

Indigenous people of the western continent who travel through the desert squeeze lumps called ‘Medusa's milk’ instead of buckets to replenish their moisture and stamina.

“Are warriors really going to ride this hideous creature? ”

Because of the limits of the inferiors, Ilena, who was unable to eat, asked me with a jealous look at the lump on Medusa's face.

I nod positively.

“Of course. Isn't that the journey? ”

There was no need to rush.

There are over 500 warriors besides me.

It's as weak as dust yet, but a warrior of A rank, like me, would have been rolling on the Fantasy continent for 10 years.

I grew up like this when I was a normal high school student.

The North is the last continent where his son lives.

The best scenario is when I turn counterclockwise and wipe out the five plagues on the Eastern continent, the North continent is cleared up by warriors.

▶ Question: Is it possible just by dust?

Teacher, you can have hope!

I see a very high probability of success.

Assuming the vampires weren't killed by a sudden UV attack.

The Dark Princess, whom I asked for, will send 101 unemployed people from the West to the North.

It was decided whether or not I went to North Continent.

The five major catastrophes of preparing for world conquest at the cold Arctic left 202 warriors, and I was going to relax to meet my son who was born with gumhee.

I never underestimate the power of friendship.

Nasty, but definitely effective.

Over the next five years or so, if the warriors who resurrect after their deaths persistently challenge them like virtual reality games (VRs), they will only succeed.

Like a classroom where a warrior studies the skill of a warrior, the continent of Fantasy has such a system structure.

“Let's get going. ”

Medusa is fast, but it is much faster to fly into the wings of righteous warriors.

But I'm on leave.

I worked tirelessly for 60 years, so I decided to leave it to my 505 Earthlings and take a break. I'm relieved. I've cleaned up the western continent for myself, right?

... you don't feel too clean.

“Me ~ ~ ~”

Medusa, who was blindfolded, cries sadly, "Eyepatch with a Blue Wolf Head," which means it belongs to the Blue Wolf Tribe.

Medusa's weakness is the two eyes of a beautiful upper half shell.

These eyes have the ability to stone an eye contact with an opponent like Medusa in Greek mythology.

so-called petrification.

But there is a fatal flaw.

Medusa, whose tails are cut off, can be restored in an hour, except for two eyes that smell like fantasy.

Once removed or damaged, the eye does not recover over time.

And I filled the main body with a very long beep.

It looks like a beauty is biting a noodle.

But that's the trigger that decides Medusa's life and death. It is because if you pull it a little tighter, the body will be pulled out.

Medusa like this changes very obediently. I'm not very smart, but it's because I understand human language and know how to survive.

After this, it is classified as‘ livestock ’, not‘ monster ’.

“I would never ridicule that abominably shaped monster like the physical characteristics of a fairy race! I'm going on my own. ”

“Do as you please. ”

I let the stubborn Ilena do what she wanted.

The tribe F who handed it to me began to saddle Medusa because it rolled around long enough to reach the groundwater flowing beneath the desert.

Medusa, of course, was different from the shape of the saddle because it was like a heterogeneous walk that erected its torso.

Simply put, it's a Fisherman's Bag.

Household items that carry babies or dogs on their backs.

A brassiere-looking steel protector was also worn to protect the two humps, which are essential for travelling in the desert.

Medusa's health and regenerative strength drop rapidly when injured here, so this is absolutely necessary.

“Customers. Secrets · · ·. ”

“I won't tell anyone that my wife's taste is like that. ”

This warrior is meticulous in calculation.

“Thank you very much · · ·. ”

“Don't worry. We have enough money to trade Medusa for free, right? ”

“Rent, not give - haha! Yes, sir. We're rich!”

Our beautiful friendship that began with drunkenness will continue forever.

“Me ~ ~ ~! ”

Medusa, who had just finished preparing, picked me up and started racing.

He gently flew his long tail to the left and to the right like a small train in the amusement park, and walked over soft sand.

You can explain directions with words when you run lightly, but Medusa can't hear you when you run as fast as now.

In this case, it touches the neck and sends a signal.

The principle is similar to the steering wheel. However, unlike a simple left-to-right handle, this requires considerable skill.

Of course.

▶ Admiration: There's nothing you can't do! Except jokes.

I wasn't joking, little lady!

In the first round, there was nothing I didn't do.

At the Warrior Festival, the arrogant fairy asked for a non-dragon driver's license, but I was once as courageous as a fighter riding a non-dragon.

“Ah! Bandit E. I have a place to stop. ”

Another thing came to mind in the southern continent of Fantasy:

“I've been saying my name with Illina and Bandit E for a while now, and I want you to sing it straight when you're alone. ”

“Sure thing, Bandit E. ”

“Why does that strange name come true?! ”

“Now is not the time to address trivial matters such as names. You call me a warrior instead of a name. ”

“Embarrassed · · · ·. There you go! Call it what you will! But where is the place to come? ”

Excellent question.

“I'm going to hunt down the Lizard W who publicly humiliated me in front of the Knights. Oh! Don't worry too much. It's close.”

“What's with the lizard W? Explain what I know. ”

Honestly, there's nothing to know.

It's just one of the many lizards that kill and pass by like countless comrades on a righteous warrior's adventure.

But since you want to know, let's teach him.

“The glacier and the time guardian dragon that suppress the southern continent's heat from escalating." Sleazy Ice Dragon King. ”

Just as I urge students who can't memorize foreign languages, my teacher often gives me Pinzan because I keep forgetting my name, which is a serious misunderstanding.

I never forget something important.

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“You're hunting without asking the Guardian Dragon for advice?! It can't be possible to hunt down a great being. Increases Combat Strength by 18.6B · ·? Who the hell are you? ”

“I find your enthusiasm and obsession with measuring my combat strength even more fascinating. ”

“This is natural. Is it weird that you want to know a little bit more about me, me, my future husband?! As a poet, as a poet, as a priest, it is my duty and my heart! You're the strange one, warrior. Aren't you curious about me--? ”

“Never.”

In previous rounds, I finished scanning her head to toe with my own hands, and examined the internal organs and spine more precisely than the colonoscopy and X-rays.

What else am I supposed to be investigating here?

You hear the bandit E speeding next to Medusa, trembling and talking to himself.

“What, this deep sense of defeat and humiliation? ”

“It's okay.”

It's a very natural phenomenon. With frequent regression, it's strange that I know something inside of me about her.

“This · · · ·. Is that the power of love you've been hearing so much about? Just one word made my body and mind calm. ”

“That's unusual. ”

I just cut and said,

I don't mean to imply that I'm his fiancée, but it's unusual to feel love for a male who hasn't met him in less than a day.

However, there is a possibility that they are mistaken for love.

The thief E, who saw my fighting power still rising, was drawn to the strongest male with extremely animal emotions.

It's common in savage fantasy continents.

Most people say it's romantic love in this world.

“Don't treat me like an idiot! Younger than me - braver! I have a question. Slaias, the Ice Dragon King, is the greatest man on the Southern Continent. If the southern continent is lost to those who hate the heat but settle for the smaller beings, the continent will be hotter than it is today in the heat of the Five Catastrophic Phoenix. Then why do you want to hunt? ”

“Haha! That's what everyone knows! ”

“Warrior · · · ·? ”

“You'll see. ”

I'm afraid his profession is inevitable.

What do you mean, "justice" on vacation?

How appealing is a warrior from Earth named Strong Water? · ·. Teacher lady, please tell me to make good grades.

▶ Question: Is this doing well · ·.

You don't believe a secret friend? Nothing lasts forever, but our secret friendship seems to have cooled down already.

You should see the schoolgirl!

“Guardian dragon? Well, that's easy enough to protect a lie! ”

Seeing the injustice, a great warrior and a solo fiancée burst into a dragon's nest full of hypocrisy and forgery!

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