FFF-Class Trashero
195.
[11th] This warrior is a normal person!
The nest of thief E's family is not far from the nest of Slaias the Ice Dragon King.
About an hour's ride from Medusa.
The reality of what I thought was a sandstorm and a desert stretched just beyond the horizon was completely different.
“What a miraculous fantasy.... ”
mirage.
A natural phenomenon that doesn't really exist, but that seems to exist.
Light occurs by refracting the temperature difference between the surface of the earth and the atmosphere. It makes distant objects appear to be nearby or creates illusions floating around in the sky.
A typical example of an oasis.
It's easy to know when you think you're close, but when you reach out, you think of the hopeful torture in the oasis that you can reach, but never arrive.
But the fantasy was here for another drink.
Ordinary miraculous miraculous works like a maze, but the miraculous mirage of Fantasy deceives the senses.
Even the sharp senses of a MAX class warrior.
It is no exaggeration to say that this is magic beyond the natural refraction of light. No, it might actually be magic.
“Brave. Welcome to the true fairy palace! ”
Thief E boasted pointing to a cabin built next to the oasis.
I read and answered her face, not a joke.
“I think it's an insult to every royal palace in the universe... ”
Even the cabin is not a proper cabin. He cut the palm trees around him and made them roughly, so they started out very poorly.
The fairies that live in it.
“Oh my! Ilena, welcome! ”
A woman covered with palm tree leaves jumps out and shouts. There was nothing to wear but that leaf.
Instead, a mountain of palm tree leaves were woven together to block the hot sun in the desert.
Hey. Cover yourself with it...
The dark green hair close to black, surrounded by such hair, was a grotesque beauty that reminded me of Queen Amazon.
You can see the neck and the beautiful cervical vertebrae underneath, and further down.... A fairy-like desert unfolds.
That fairy is the mother of Thief E.
She was the most common widow on the continent of Fantasy.
According to the story from the previous round, Bandit E's father left to collect the artifacts and never came back.
In other words, for thief E, there is only one mother in the family.
For me, I met a fairy who was temporarily a mother-in-law. From now on, you don't have to pretend to be my fiancée...
“Welcome, son-in-law. We just met again? ”
“... Yes. That's it.”
I quietly guessed when I hit him first from over there.
“You really were my fiancée...! ”
Thief E was frightened.
I guess he didn't trust the righteous warrior to the end.
I was disqualified as a fiancée who should have believed the warrior was a swordsman, but now was not the time to question that.
I already knew her face.
“Illina, go wash up. In the meantime, your mother will be talking to a wonderful son-in-law. ”
“Ugh... Yes.”
A red-faced thief, E, runs toward the oasis.
There were no visitors, so there were no shields. There is only one basket stuffed with clothes to keep them from blowing away in the sand.
A woman, who was neither a man nor a woman, lived a life without defence. It means this place is as secret and secure as it gets.
No, that's not all.
Race: Old Elves
⁄ Level: 9999 +
Job: Assassin (Night Ambush )
⁄ Skill: Assassination ZZZ AntimaZZ Sorcery ZZZ Hidden ZZ SurrogationZZ...
Status: Magic Blade, Magic Juice, Artifact
This woman believed in her abilities. And he had the right stats.
Ability to work as a Guardian or Five Disasters Right Now.
The widow setting was funny.
“My son-in-law? If you don't want to watch your daughter bathe, why don't you come inside? I'll treat you to a cold coconut juice. ”
“... Good. ”
I followed the leading mother-in-law with my back wide open.
The only place to go here is the clumsy cabin in front of you. The interior revealed through the open door was as limp as the exterior.
Tsk.
But I stopped walking just before I went after her. It was because I felt a strange air flow that could not be explained in words.
Then my mother-in-law looked at me and smiled and said.
“It's all right, son-in-law. I'm on your side. ”
It was a very implicit statement.
“If this is a trap... You'd better get rid of the idea of dying in peace. Mother-in-law?”
After warning, I took a step back.
And everything changed.
*
It wasn't a shabby cabin.
The luxurious interior that even the expression "royal palace" introduced by Rogue E was unfolded.
Glittering gold, treasures, and delicate artwork. It was like a treasure vault gathering treasures from all over the Fantasy Continent.
The internal area was also different. There was room for hundreds of such houses in the cabin.
Spatial movement or distortion.
“Spatial distortion, son-in-law. ”
“You can read my thoughts all you want? Like teachers.”
“They have the same rank. ”
A modern design refrigerator unsuitable for the Fantasy continent, she pours two glasses of drink and answers without hesitation.
I looked around and sat in a splendid chair made of gold and jewels, and then I asked after I had organized my thoughts.
“Are they the same rank as the High Priest of the North? ”
There was also a similar woman living there. A lone fortress who lived alone for a long time because her husband ran away.
My mother-in-law gives me a coconut juice and nods.
“That's right. With the authority of the teacher, we can read your thoughts as a student, and we can observe them at any time, no matter the distance. But it's not the same as the photocopier, son-in-law. ”
“I think so. ”
It is because the High Priest of the North who tried to deceive me and make me a puppet husband did not tell me this story.
I acted like my poor wife who was abandoned by you 1.
Conversely, I did not reveal my ‘true identity’ even when my body and mind were dominated.
“That was a mistake. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. And I can say that it's because of this place where we can avoid system interference. This is the golden age where King Elveheim, the girl's entire family, ruled the fairies. It's the most secure place on the continent. ”
“I knew it…. ”
My guess was that the unfortunate fairy king's wife was right.
I saw her on the western continent.
I was with my husband at a fake warrior party that was revived by the Five Catastrophic Sexspheres.
But then more...
Glug-ug-ub!
Her barren desert turned into a rich mountain range.
“Hehe! Effort is necessary to be loved by your husband. You've been hurt, too, haven't you? I got married because I cheated on my daughter with the mulberry leaves, so I worked hard on my impersonation. He complained that it was fake, and when he put out the fire, he hung like a baby. Ah, I really miss that time... ”
I talked to her to lure her mother-in-law into her memories at will.
“Why are you telling me this? ”
My original goal was to read the memories contained in the chaotic artifacts stored in this hideout and obtain quality information.
The mother-in-law who was watching everything knew my intentions from the start. It shouldn't be hard to pretend like you don't know anything.
But she didn't.
“To make a deal. ”
“Deal?”
“My original role is to be a mystical fairy who appears as a miracle and saves a lost warrior in this desert when he is exhausted and fallen down and helps him escape the desert safely. Of course, the space is private, and I invite you to the shabby house you just saw. ”
“The tribe is long. ”
I don't know when the E Bandit will come after bathing. So I want you to get rid of any unnecessary information.
“Oh, don't worry about my daughter's intrusion. This is the Treasure Depot. Time runs very slowly to prevent the treasure from spoiling. Even though we talked about it, it didn't last a second outside. ”
“But let me get this straight. ”
“As I've seen, you're in a hurry. ”
“Tell me it's Celtic. ”
Her mother-in-law, who put down the drink, squeezed her breasts with both hands.
“My goal is to return to King Elveheim. Ever since I found out he was supposed to be dead, my life has been a living hell. ”
“Didn't you know you were alive? ”
“Previous…. The previous round? And that's when I found out that my son-in-law told Illina," Yes, unfortunately, your ancestor is alive. "After all these years, the girl's king seemed to have lost his taste, but at the same time he felt relieved and anxious. What a bitch. Excuse me, I might seduce him. You know, son-in-law, this is your only weakness, perfect in every way, right? ”
Mother-in-law writhing her breasts while saying that.
I thought she looked so good for that unfortunate fairy god-king who had grown averse to her own kind. Maybe this is what you're meant to be.
“It's weird you didn't know you had the same rank as a teacher. ”
The content doesn't fit back and forth.
“I couldn't explain it because my son-in-law was a samurai a while ago. After defeating the first Demon King with full power, all of the warrior's comrades are in the Hall of Fame…. Permanent teacher status has been reached. ”
Afterwards, he sobbed his head.
The first spirit was sleeping because he was defeated by boredom.
To summarize her long description, a civil war broke out shortly after Elder 1 ran away. And the ‘Elveheim Faction' that was defeated in this fight ended up serving as a warrior's helper, just like her.
Thanks to the teacher's status, I didn't look tough, but I was trapped in a prison that repeats the same time and memory.
“I've always wondered, what's in it for me to know the truth of a petty domestic fight and who you are? ”
I'm really curious.
Honestly, I'm having a hard time focusing on this!
“Oh my! My mother-in-law's name has gone down to aunt? Well, good. You were an unfathomable warrior. If you help me return to the arms of King Elveheim, I will serve as your shadow until that day. We only have a chance now. I don't think my assassination skills will ever reach ZZ rank again. ”
Looks like the Assassination ZZ effect is the ability to turn into a shadow. Notes, notes.
“So what's in it for me? ”
“... Yes? I told you it would be your shadow. ”
“I told you to act like there's something there, but you're asking me to support a woman who's taken over. ”
“Eh…. Will that work?”
“The words of a MAX class warrior who knows how to feel the energy of the universe and see through the essence of things. ”
I will not disagree with trivial objections.
“King Elveheim and the fruit of my love, Ilena.... ”
“No disrespect. ”
A fiancée is just a fiancée, not a marriage is confirmed. And I already have a son who saved me in exchange for giving up graduation.
You don't want to see me as a woman's hungry male?
“I'd be disappointed if you treated her like a normal woman. He has a small heart, but a big heart. ”
“I think I heard that line somewhere before.... ”
The unfortunate Nymph King introduced her to me as his daughter, Nymph K.
“Then there's nothing I can do. Your husband may not be as perfect in this universe as King Elveheim, but that's a problem for Ilena to solve. Elves and children are friends when they're over 1000 years old! I did everything I could... Oh my! Was it a tribe again? Back to business, take me in as a shadow. I will serve you with all the information and abilities a girl has. As did His Majesty Elveheim. ”
It wasn't a bad offer.
The shadows won't get in the way as usual.
“Okay, I promise. ”
“As long as you help the girl return to the arms of King Elveheim, I swear to be your shadow. ”
The change came right at us.
Glug...
Her shadow shifts independently as it slides over the ice, and it snaps close to my shadow.
“... Oh? ”
This is more than I expected.
With her shadow, the manager seems to be in control.
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