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[12th] Camping

Since the Holy Kingdom is a "kingdom," there is a king. But it feels more like a senior official than a leader.

Like Earth, 'My thoughts were closest to God. Therefore, the believers must obey me!’ It is because they cannot act. The god of the fantasy world loves interference and interference.

So power is distributed.

If Fantasy God does not see him working, hand him over to Critical Person B, or if he doesn't like him, to Critical Person C... If he doesn't like them all, he makes Street Villager A Important.

Because God is so spineless and unassuming, the Holy Kingdom is divided into five groups.

A royal family of nobles and officials gathered around the king.

The Knights follow the paladin Tomatoes.

A saint made up of heroes who believe in her A.

Propaganda with selfish priests and followers.

Stubborn Neutral Wave that ignores other than the Trust.

“A warrior's test? No, but before that... ”

“A sword.”

“... a design I've never seen in writing, but I'm pretty sure it's a saber. And I, the saint, exist to cooperate in the adventures of the warrior who holds the sword. I recognize you as the warrior I must serve. ”

Saint-A solemnly declared:

I know from many experience that Tomatoes resisted, but couldn't change her decision.

However,

“You admit it, but not me. ”

“You mean the test of the warrior? But neither did the sword, and I never heard of it. If there was such a thing, God wouldn't have told me... ”

“Of course. I made it a while ago. ”

“...... ”

The expression on her face is ridiculous. Regardless, I kept saying what I wanted to say.

“I'll see if I can find a useful saint for me. ”

“Ha! I didn't mean to say this, but this is amazing. I didn't know you could write with a sword. Very well, arrogant warrior. Prove to me that you are a saint too much. ”

The MAX class warrior made a fair deal with Lady A.

* * *

We left the dungeon expedition.

A dungeon full of experience points and treasures is the best place to prove the value of a saint to help a warrior grow.

There are numerous dungeons on the fantasy continent.

Mountains, rivers, lakes, meadows, cemeteries, towns, cities....

There is at least one dungeon for each named terrain. Even small towns have dungeons like "Grain Storage Conquered by Slimes".

The indigenous people don't do this on their own.

Reason?

Because dungeons make great money.

No matter how trivial the dungeon may be, it can be a great adventure for beginners and foolish adventurers. They eat at the village inn and spend money cheaply. Maybe he's using a forge and a general goods store.

But the dungeon I'm about to go to is different.

The monsters that lived there were so strong and rough that no one could subdue them.

Dungeon, Chimera Paradise C

A place filled with synthetic monsters made of all kinds of creatures. It is the 3rd most powerful Chimera dungeon I know.

“Drug warrior. Are you cheating on me like that? ”

“What nonsense, this spirit. ”

There are three saints on the continent of Fantasy, and only one can accompany a warrior.

If you fill the collar and drag it like a dog, three would be possible, but not in the usual way.

Beliefs take place, but they are inefficient due to overlapping roles.

While competing with other saints, it is beneficial to be praised and rescued from the comfort of the temple when you struggle to follow the adventures of the warriors.

That's why I don't summon Holy Mother H.

I can't get her A's.

The Holy Kingdom is divided into 5 factions, but earning Holy Girl A will naturally attract the Saint and the Knights.

The neutral faction that follows the Faith alone cannot be hostile to the 'chosen warrior of God’, and the Divine Prophecy needs to be wiped out by the hammock corruption.

You don't have to worry about the rest of the Kingsguard. The generation of sensitive nobles will betray the king and follow me.

“Another question. If you're going to get Lady A, why are you doing meaningless warrior trials? You already have.”

“It's my purpose. ”

I have no intention of going on an adventure with Lady A.

She will use it as a political tool to rule the Holy Kingdom. In order to do so, we must make our hearts loyal to me as well as to our bodies that follow doctrines.

A warrior's test for it.

“I've been thinking about it for a long time, but human politics is too complicated. If everyone obeys and cooperates with a warrior more noble than any other king and emperor, the adventure will go much smoother. ”

“This spirit knows something. ”

“Ahem! I'm the first spirit. ”

Originally, she had to follow the warrior closely behind her, like a cloak, but she was walking a long way away from her pride.

Next to her is the paladin Tomato. As soon as he heard that I was going to dungeon ‘Chimera Heaven C’, he panicked and accompanied me.

I've been looking at me like I'm crazy ever since.

“Whoo-hoo!"

“Whoo!”

The chimera cries out from afar.

Chimeras made of various creatures cry in various sounds, but the chimeras of this dungeon are different.

The creator's purpose is clear.

Artificial angels.

The chimeras around the dungeon are a failure. And they share a common human head. But I repeat that sound indefinitely because I don't have the intelligence.

Until death.

Race: Holly Chimera

Level: 538

Job: Guard (Guards Colors )

⁄ Skill: Fusion C Regeneration D Red D Divine E Flight E...

Status: Frenzy, Despair, Anger, Obedience

The stats were as good as my dungeon. Like a monster, the skill grade was low compared to the level, but this chimera is because it is the most out-of-the-box crazies.

Once inside, a much stronger group protrudes out.

The chimeras find us and start running.

“Valiant, I will bless you. ”

A, who had just been expressionless, smiled and said.

I have something to say.

“I don't need blessings. It's already stuck.”

“What the…. Huh...?”

Even more powerful.

Nature's blessing that spirits naturally hang while sexually harassing. Earth, fire, wind, water, and mind attributes produce strong resistance and suction.

And I myself am the blessing of a righteous warrior. When fighting in a righteous battle, the Pokémon spits out all its stats.

Here comes the blessing of the angel on Holy Z.

There is no room for the blessing of the saint because it cannot be duplicated.

“Woouuuuu ~”

“Whoo-hoo!"

“Whoo-”

“Wu-”

The chimera, which approached with a loud cry, is slashed away in fear of reaching Newclion.

Chimeras' attacks were diverse, with heads and trunks mixed with monsters and animals, but in front of the overwhelming power of the righteous warrior, they were nothing more than jewels.

“Go away from the 500 level chimeras...? ”

“Legendary warrior chosen by God... ”

“You shouldn't judge people by what they look like. ”

You hear the whispers of the priests and paladins who followed us.

Being a savage Fantasy Native who worships power, those who mocked me started praising me after just playing with the incitement of Saint A and Tomatoes.

But I didn't rush.

The trial of the resourceful warrior is just beginning.

* * *

Chimeric Heaven C is a giant dungeon composed of the jungles and basement labs of numerous monsters.

Using Earth Spirits, I could go straight to the depths of the underground laboratory right away, but I struggled to get to the entrance in the middle of the jungle.

Very slowly.

I am going to stay in the forest for about five days.

“Drain. Perfect place to camp. ”

After leading the charge against the chimeras and monsters, I chose a camp next to the river that crosses the forest as soon as the sun sets.

So far, not even one casualty has been injured. It's because I work hard like a fag.

The leader of the Tomato Palace, called the Holy Kingdom's mightiest hero, followed my decision without complaint.

You need an adventure to get drinking water. And a four-faced river is much better than a forest full of cover.

Underwater monsters on the river? It's definitely a threat, but it's also a threat to land monsters. And it's not dangerous if you don't get too close to the river.

Clatter, clatter, clatter.

All day long, the paladins cut down the trees with the remaining stamina and divinity and quickly removed the rocks. My hands and feet are slanted like the paladins chosen by Tomatoes.

Flat camp completed in no time. Around it you build a wall of trees and rocks.

The end is to connect the dropped thread to the deliberately opened wall entrance. Try not to cross the high barrier, but lure the monsters into the breach only through the open entrance.

It was a blameless seat.

“I will rest until dawn from now on. I want you to be vigilant with your fireworks. You think you can handle that? ”

“Is this not a funny test for warriors? ”

Saint-A asked.

I nodded and said yes.

“Camping is a basic skill in adventure. But don't underestimate me. Consciousness is more important than fighting. ”

“I don't have to say that. Who do you think we are? ”

“Pride in the Holy Kingdom. ”

“If you know that well, please refrain from treating children as children. ”

“I'll keep that in mind.”

I stir my hands as if chasing the worm, pull the sleeping bag out of the skill shed, and spread it to the ground.

I want to bring out the hot pack because I feel like it.

However, Shadow A is a married woman, not a widow, and she cannot disclose it for political reasons. Boris was also a very serious patient.

You're pathetic!

“It's been a long time since we've been camping. ”

It was the first cold camp in 50 years without a hot pack.

The bad memories of the first time crawled up. From the bitch who says she wants to take a hot bath to the one who says she can't drink and drink all the time...

Taunted me in a clever way.

Now, how are the five warriors on the Western continent camping?

I checked right away without a worry.

‘Find an inn quickly. ’

"I only see fucking Paris. ’

‘I think I'm lost. I can't find Lanubel. ’

‘Warriors, why don't you camp here? I... ’

"Alex, I don't want to die alone! ’

I don't like it either! ’

It seems that the pretending cute ranubel has led the party down the wrong path. It's not her mistake or lack of information.

It's a real adventure to get lost and suffer.

It's clear that the rump of a lanubel is wobbling from side to side. It's her habit of lying.

Maybe that party will last another five days.

“Huff! Strange Trolls in the west! ”

“Stop! The Eastern Wall is falling!" ”

“Hehe?! Boss! Chimera levels are weird! ”

“Ahhhh?! ”

My camp was starting to fall apart.

From a pretty priest who doesn't come back to poop alone without a colleague to a paladin who goes to the river to wash his handsome face...

The average expedition for the 300th level was in the middle of the 900th level dungeon, and it was no wonder that we threw it away in the middle of the night.

Chimera Heaven C.

It tastes low and the night is real.

Race: Holly Chimera

Level: 738

Job: Assassin (Night Ambush )

⁄ Skill: Fusion B Regeneration C Wild C Divine D Assault D...

Status: Frenzy, Despair, Anger, Obedience, Ambush

because these chimeras are swarming in the jungle.

The hero Tomato was busy guarding the paladins and priests, and Lady A was busy restoring the wounded and the dead.

And me?

"Ranubel's legs hurt so much that he can't walk! ’

‘Then there's nothing I can do. We're going camping today. ’

"Ahhhh!"

‘Oh my god…. ’

You can quietly see how cute Ranubel is harassing the warrior party.

I'm craving popcorn more than a hot pack.

▶ Groaning: I think I know who taught the warrior's test...

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