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[Round 13] To catch a tiger?

I had a refreshing morning.

After carefully wearing the absolute ring given to me by the previous health teacher, I released the temperature of Saint C who was strapped with alcohol.

A MAX class warrior who's too busy saving the world to care for you? I would be honored to know.

“I have so much nerve... ”

It was said when Saint C, who looked like a boiling hot pack, woke up cold.

“How are you feeling? ”

“It's not okay at all because of you. ”

“I don't think I'm drunk. ”

“Can you please not jump on silver?! I was wrong to fall asleep drunk at a bar, but your attitude to do so and not to greet me in the morning so drastically is seriously wrong! ”

“You didn't kill him. ”

“... Yes? ”

“I think it's much better than a merchant selling stuffed beauty on the street. Is it hot, like whipping your ass with a pharynx and stamping slaves? Your limbs and skin are fine. ”

“...... ”

“Be thankful you made it through the morning. ”

This woman seems to see the world too modestly.

As slaves and stuffed animals, the value and body value of 'famous men’ are higher, but women are not safe.

Especially if that beauty is on the move.

To the warrior who kept me up all night, I couldn't help but speak to this shameless young lady because I was naked.

“The examples are all the worst. ”

“You always have to keep the worst in mind. ”

“I wanted to say something to someone, but I didn't know the day would come when I would hear it. Thank you for letting me have a safe morning. But I'm not paying for it. It's hard to understand why you should still be thankful! ”

When she stared at me with a dull look, she began to wear clothes that fell under the bed.

But I don't want you to get me wrong. They're all her clothes. I just held my hand.

“Are you leaving already? ”

“My colleagues will be worried if I don't go back. ”

“Not a competitor? ”

“I'll just continue to be honest with you about the scratching of my ego. Last night I pretended you were asleep because you liked it. So I don't want you to be obsessed with the crazy logic that you saved me. ”

Said Saint C, looking carefully.

I shrugged my shoulders playfully.

I knew that much.

Because there was no sign of "sleep" in her stats. I could have predicted she was pretending to be asleep.

But she doesn't know that I can see her abilities. That's why you believe he lied to you.

“Are you leaving already? ”

“Yes. Talking to you makes me feel even weirder. Don't ever talk about last night! If you do, you'll be really angry. ”

I used to think that Lady C hides her liberal privacy because of her professional image of "The Holy Girl," but that's been the case ever since.

“I'll never tell you. It's no big deal. ”

“... you're scratching my pride to the end. But it's strangely persuasive and I'm angry. Yeah, that's right. It's not a big deal. But there are a lot of people out there who want to make a big difference. I didn't have to worry about it in my hometown. ”

“By hometown?”

“Oh! More talk. Suspicious Angel. May God bless you. ”

Saint C, who put a curse on me, left me.

Aww. Aww.

Mind your own words.

Her gait was far from elegant.

I tried my best to resist the laughter of bursting bread.

“Can I help you? ”

“Aren't you being too harsh? I didn't hate it, but... By the way! I'll only get help on the stairs. Just up the stairs!”

I grabbed Lady C's butt twice as big as last night and grabbed it with one arm.

Immediate moaning.

“The mischievous saint. I understand the pain. ”

The first spirit sitting on my head relaxed and waved both legs back and forth.

Saint C, whose face is red again, mutters in a small murmur.

“The beast.... ”

Even though he was kind, the blasphemous hero moved Lady C to the first floor.

She still shudders, without looking back.

I will escort such a saint C.

“A warrior is a tough job. ”

Stressed my shoulders and neck.

I wanted to rest comfortably on the bed like this for a day, but I had to study the dimensions starting today.

I entered secondary school purely because of my son. When he graduated, he said he would remove 'who he wanted’ from the fantasy world.

Condition Graduated.

I didn't tell you not to leave the fantasy world.

I plan to rest on Earth until nine warriors, other than me, join forces and defeat the Five Catastrophes and the Demon King.

▶ Question: Wouldn't it be better if Strong Student just worked hard and graduated early?

Very clever point, miss!

It's not like I haven't thought about it. However, this lowly staff member does not seem to graduate me gently.

Like the division of elementary curriculum, it will catch and stretch the bag in any way.

So I decided to leave my seat at all.

If you don't, you won't be able to catch the bag.

▶ Toys: I think it's problematic enough that the student is not in the classroom...

Don't worry about it, miss!

I'll do my part.

Ten warriors in total.

If I defeat one of the five catastrophes by myself, and the other nine defeat the other four and the Demon King Pedonar, then that's exactly right.

I found the maiden on the street in town.

Because a dimensional magical catalyst requires her feathers.

It wasn't hard to find.

“Haha! Miss Maiden. Where are you rushing off to? ”

It's because my prominent senior was flirting with the lady today as well.

Maybe I should know that one.

Of course, the victim of his tenacity will suffer.

“The Wizard's errand. Please don't bother me, I'm very busy today. ”

“Let's go together. Let me help you.”

“No, I can do this alone. ”

But he didn't give up, so he kept chasing after her.

Then the girl was very burdened, and her cheerleading squad that watched them from afar was just as cold as the assassin.

I know the future behind this.

Cheerleaders say, "The Maiden is a monster! 'There is a rumor that there is an accident. And the maiden flees the village and is eaten by dragons.

Now, there were two choices I could take.

1) Clean up before the accident.

2) Helps immediately after an accident.

The results are the same in terms of solving problems, but timing is different.

If I go out now and rescue the girl from her horse, I will also look like a rooted male like you.

On the other hand, if you wait until the girl is in crisis and save her, you can get a lot of love along with drama.

This was nothing to worry about.

“Hey, you little punk. ”

If I didn't know better, I don't have a mean hobby of timing myself waiting until I'm in crisis.

“...... ”

But I ignored you even when you called me.

I hurried to walk him.

“You, you. ”

“... you're the angel I met at the entrance to town. What do you need this time? ”

Even though my senior did not fall on my swiftly stretched foot, I stopped following her.

His expression was not good enough to get in the way of a child's actions.

“Look behind you. ”

“Back?”

You turned your back on what I said. He finds a cheerleading squad sticking out of the corner of the alley.

When they realized that they had been caught, they gladly waved their hands as if nothing had happened.

Like they just found you.

“I don't know why I asked you to look. ”

“You really don't know? ”

Don't you have any idea what's going on with those stalkers?

“I really don't know. If it's no trouble, I'll go. ”

You already caught up with the girl who had a fair street. Then he started chasing me around again and bothering me.

As soon as I saw the scene, I checked my senior's ability to have wrinkles cut out on his forehead.

Race: Chaos Human

⁄ Level: 999 +

Job: Mercenary (Wealth Survival )

⁄ Skill: Chaos ZZ Destruction ZZ Forgetting ZZ Talent Z Fortitude Z...

Status: Irritability, Magic Blade, Sores, Barding

A skill rank that is good enough to fight Frost-King Eshnov right away. However, his mental state was completely unanswered.

“This is... ”

I thought I wanted to have a fight with my old boss, but I didn't know how history would go wrong, so I gave up.

It's hard to physically spread the distance between you and the maiden. I decided to think of another way.

*

Is it the system calibration?

Despite my interference, history has passed.

The girl who was found to be a Harpy because her cheerleaders were spreading malicious rumors ran away from town.

Of course, it wasn't exactly the same.

Thanks to the precautions, King Eshnov did not eat the genetically modified Harpies, and the Grand Duchess made it to the Wizard's Lair safely.

Surprised senior follows her late.

But it's already over?

Hiccup!

“Ugh! Wizard, this is bad! The villagers found out that I was a Harpy. What do I do now? ”

The lady who came in through the door of the house cried and asked the wizard as if she was crying.

The wizard stroked her head once with a gracious expression, pointing to me who was here first.

“So? You don't have to worry too much. He will take care of you from now on. A great gentleman with a very thick wallet and personality. ”

“Ah…. ”

I looked at me with a face that was half mesmerized by the bride who was filled with puffy eyes because she was crying so much.

I smiled at the righteous warrior to reassure her.

“Hello, my lady. I'm a MAX rank warrior who's interested in your feathers for being a Dimensional Magic Catalyst. ”

You said you had to go into a tiger's den to catch a tiger.

I have legally transferred her ownership.

“Miss Snow! Don't run away, listen to me! You're not a vicious monster, but you deserve to be loved - hut! You…!"

An uninvited guest rushes into the wizard's house and shouts. And then he flirted towards me.

The rude man's name was the first warrior.

He was a barbarian who became a warrior by his power.

“My Lady. Don't listen to that shit. It's not good to ignore or deny your identity. You're a real monster. I'm a breeder who's been given your ownership by this great wizard. ”

“Ah…. ”

A woman staring at me half-dazzled.

Likewise, I smiled and said to the senior standing dazed with a soulful face.

“What business do you have with my monsters? If you don't have one, please leave. ”

“You...! ”

He showed his true colors with tendons on his forehead.