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[Wave 13] Big Fairy, Small Fairy

“Pussy."

Where do I start to put my hands on this situation? Captain Fantasy smiles like he doesn't even know my heart.

First, the disposal of the scraps seemed to be undigested, even after eating the bad food 'Inviting Nymph King’.

Not bad.

“Hiccup...! ”

Trim it like it's been digested.

Immediately thereafter, the colossal head of the trinity captain fantasy turned dark red hair that grew out of song.

There is absolutely no chance that the invited fairy king will come to the side of the--

Tuck!

Something fell from the plump baby's butt.

“That's... Oh, my God. ”

I even forgot that I was fighting the Giant King and watched Captain Fantasy poop for the first time.

The poop that fell on the ground trembled with vitality.

“Ugh... ”

The love of the universe, which I thought was fading away, continued.

The first fairy king to be excreted by Captain Fantasy was alive and well. But the most important thing was missing.

Race: Royal Elves

Level: 1

⁄ Job: unemployed (EXP 110%)

― Skill: Patience S Interpreter A

Status: Confusion, panic

Only a lump of cancer remains, and all of the EXP and skills are gone.

Grade S endurance remained, but it seems to have occurred in the process of digestion.

I looked around at the Captain Fantasy.

“You're amazing, aren't you? ”

The nutrients were completely drained and unnecessary debris was drained.

“Cuckoo!”

Bloop!

The wings of a red flame rose from the back of a laughing captain fantasy with his mouth wide as if it were full of flowers.

The scale was also terrifying for its size.

Let's burn the South to the ground!

It was different from the Five Great Catastrophes I knew or the flames of the First Elf King. As soon as the wings flap, the ambient temperature rises rapidly, and the grass and trees dry up.

“It's hot! ”

“Scary!”

“Too big! ”

Giants who had been demolished as' helpless little creatures’ because of the Captain's Fantasy marched in horrified faces.

The Giant King was the same, but I couldn't send him anything because he still had work to do.

“Well, what is it? ”

“Eat.”

I pointed to the first fairy king.

The loss of the power of fire may not make you king of flames, but prolonging the life of that old giant is worth it.

Giants grow to death, and fairies have no life limits.

Together, they are theoretically infinitely larger.

In computer games, high levels are the best, but in reality, you can't ignore factors such as weight, muscle mass, and height.

My dear comrade, the Manslaughter King Neubius, both high treason.

“Don't insult me. Kill me! Bae-oop to eat shit?! ”

“Cuckoo!”

Captain Fantasy pierced the First Elf King into the Giant King's mouth.

Although it was poop out of nutrients, the last of the nutrients seemed safe.

Dook, dook...!

Did he call it "osteoclavicle" in his speciality?

The Giant King, who had wrinkled his wrinkles, regenerated in no time. However, there were some side effects.

“Hehe?! Get out of my head...! No. Am I in here? No! Is that right?! I am the king of the fairies.... King of Giants? My beloved wife and child... No, I have no such trifles! Khh! Get out of here! Get lost! Aaaah! ”

A fallen Giant King began to ramble, holding his head in both hands.

You call this schizophrenia? Or a double personality?

Whatever it was, it seemed to merge well.

“Drug warrior. It doesn't look good at all. ”

“I'm fine. ”

“Aha!”

I wouldn't get hit anywhere because I'm big.

Although it has become the ‘Giant King Phoenix’ rather than the Flaming King Phoenix in real history, some errors and variables are everywhere.

Isn't that right?

☞ Abandonment: I can't help it... He's trying to start a war, and I don't have to go to reshoots because I have very little time left, and the five major disasters aren't completely vacant. However, I'm worried that I will be able to expect the same strength as before.

Don't worry about that part. You want me to leave it to this warrior?

“One of the things I teach is amazing. ”

No credentials.

The biggest gap in teaching, the biggest obstacle, will be fine with Captain Fantasy helping him.

“Squirt.”

Let's make a great villain together!

*

... It would be great if things could go the way they want, but even if a great teacher guides them, if the students who follow them become dishonest and incompetent, their performance will be limited.

Because of that, I spent a year on the South Continent.

My breeding program was not just for the Giant King.

The volcano was developed into a massive furnace that made enough iron armor and weapons for giants to use, and taught giants how to fight effectively using heavy weight.

The hardest thing was flushing toilets.

Crafting itself was not difficult because it was only a size, but it was a matter of the massive excrement of Giants who quickly filled the purification tank.

Even the righteous warrior, when he was seriously considering giving up, was able to find a solution not too late with the love of the universe.

Large civil works!

“It was really hard.... ”

“Meow…. ”

The dung of giants who make powerful sea monsters into stocks has dried up and made it hard as steel after a little processing.

I built a high wall of bricks, dams, etc. conceived here.

The beginning was small, but it became plausible as it piled up and piled up.

The last civil works were huge farms.

The result was the choice of fisheries instead of agriculture that could not handle the enormous food supply of giants.

The ultimate goal is to create a shallow path that can travel to the middle of the sea.

It is hard labor that has no idea when it will be completed.

“But it's none of my business. ”

I don't make them myself.

The Bi-Penix, which the Giant King and the Nymph King have merged, is severely incompetent and weak.

We must defeat the brave warriors who will come after us.

It led to a rapid evolution of the species.

If I save my experience as a cute emperor who built an empire with my nipples, this is like eating a baby while lying down.

“Brave.This is too fast...? ”

Shadow A pointed out my plan for a ridiculous reason.

“Slow or slow. Faster is faster. Where the hell am I supposed to fit in? ”

“I'm just saying, if we keep going at this pace, I think Giants will conquer the world. ”

“Ah, don't worry about it. ”

My dear comrade, the Manslaughter King Neubius, will melt away if he breathes lightly.

There are some things in the world that cannot be done with time and effort.

No matter how much I taught, Phoenix was one of them. His incompetence raised my hands and my feet.

“How long will this hellish life last...! ”

Compared to Alex, the barbarian swordsman, the robber couldn't keep up with my relentless teachings.

Is my spell that difficult?

“Is it hard to walk around the mountain with a Captain Fantasy on your back? ”

“Pussy?”

Phoenix, who complained that it was hard, protested as if he was vomiting blood.

“Do you have any idea how big that mountain is?! And your baby's weight is heavier than all the giants combined! ”

“It's because he's a bull. ”

“Squirt, squirt. ”

I did not reach my target, but I couldn't take any more time.

I have to go to the Eastern Continent, and I have to confront my best friend and father-in-law in the Central Continent.

I lost too much time in the South.

“Great baby king. A group of people claiming to be ambassadors from the fairy kingdom came. ”

A giant elected as a manager reported to Captain Fantasy, not me, in a polite tone.

... Hey, you're singing.

“Squirt.”

The baby king's answer was always the same.

Captain Fantasy, who is overwhelmingly larger and stronger than the Giant King, naturally became the king of the Giants, and I am in charge of the tasks.

“Tell them to come in. ”

“Squirt.”

It's a peculiar command system that I command and Captain Fantasy approve of, but so far it's been working without any noise.

Recently, diplomatic divisions have been frequently visited on issues of diplomacy, admitting to the country at will.

Ah! The princesses of neighboring human nations are also staying.

At first, they were grim faces that seemed to have been drawn to the slaughterhouse, but their faces came back to life after trying to flush the toilet.

But this was the first time for fairies.

At a time when you're leaving?

☞ Interference: If it continues, history will be completely corrupted. In the real history, it is absolutely necessary for fairies to build a country. The three Elf Kings who helped the warrior defeat the Flaming King Phoenix must be recognized by the surrounding countries to build a country, and your ideal position has eliminated the opportunity.

The description of the system was well understood.

So the unfortunate fairy king absolutely needs the help of an outsider to build a country for fairies?

It's worth it. The fairies I've been observing until recently were a curious species that had not yet gone extinct.

From a human point of view of this age, a monkey and a smart monkey insist on building a country.

“Warrior, how do I look? ”

Shadow A is suddenly nonsense.

If I ask you how is the woman you see every day, what should I say?

“Sounds consistent.”

Let's be honest.

“I mean, are you attractive as a woman? ”

“Why do you need to check with me? A man who desperately wants to be pretty is a beauty. ”

“I know that... ”

Finally, the elf envoy arrives.

They were busy admiring the intricacies of the magnificent building where raw materials were poop.

And the leader of the fairy horde.

There was just a fairy boy who became obnoxious as soon as I saw him.

“It is an honor to meet you, great baby king of giants. My name is Elveheim Khan Lanuberg. He is a small creature who is the temporary representative of the fairy tribe. Unravel the war between the Giants and the fairies, and make progress and peace between our two countries.... Knng?!"

“Elveheim Neeim!”

Shadow A, whose eyes turned to hearts, lunges at the same speed as the wind and hugs the little future fairy king.

“Lady, you can't do this... I can't... Hmm. If only for a moment..."

The expression of the unfortunate fairy king with a face between the deep ribs of Shadow A grows more lenient.

But the surroundings were not.

“Lady! Can't you put down my Elfheim right now?! ”

A fairy girl with a threatening dagger, shouting in a deafening voice like a poisoned cat.

... You look just like her.

Except for the breasts.

“You, you…?! ”

“I am the wife of Elveheim! ”

“Candidate! Not that I'm not the future wife! Give it to me today. ”

“No! What are you doing seducing him with those monstrous tits? It's fake, right?”

“Have you ever heard of lying down and spitting?! ”

Big Shadow A and Small Shadow A begin a childish argument between the unfortunate Fairy King.

Because of them, diplomacy was pushed back.

“... I think we're about to leave for the eastern continent. ”

“Squirt.”

“I agree with you, drug warrior. ”

“Here, feathers."

Leave the future of the Fantasy South to that unfortunate fairy family!