FFF-Class Trashero

[13th] System Developer

“Oh! Do you know each other? ”

Dragon pretending to be a human girl asked me a thoughtful question.

She was in front of a dining table with tons of different dishes. It was unbelievable that I prepared everything by myself in such a short time.

But this is not Earth.

Fantasy stats can be used in Cooking as much as possible.

Chop vegetables and fruits more precisely and quickly than a machine, and reduce the time required for heating to less than one second.

Easy for you to say.

Normal chefs have the same 10 minutes, but fantasy chefs have the same 10 minutes a day.

Since such dragons had been cooking for 1 hour, it was also natural that there was a level of authentic feast that could be tasted in the palace.

Of course, not everyone can do it.

There must be know-how that cannot be implemented with stats and skills.

“Why are you here? ”

He asked, staring at me with his eyes on the boundary.

I answered briefly.

“A warrior.”

In the North, history was hidden from error, but now it's okay. It is because the age of the elder was late and it is now the age of the strong.

“I am the warrior! ”

“I got fired.”

“Do it, fire...?! ”

“I don't know how you've lived here for four years, but in the meantime, I've been chosen as a warrior to protect peace on the North, West and South continents. ”

“Lies!”

“Call me if you don't believe me. There could be a contact or two. ”

“...... ”

He denies the reality and keeps his mouth shut.

Of course not. There can't be a network of contacts on a continent you've never been to.

But I couldn't deny my own words anymore.

I realized I had no reason to lie the day I found out.

“Wait! A warrior is not a warrior? ”

“What are you talking about? ”

“Pick a new warrior for what we've done wrong! ”

“My friend lives in the Southern Continent. I'll look into it.”

Did he feel threatened?

When I saw the Dragon Banquet, my colleagues who were just staring at me picked it up and ran out one by one.

To see if what I'm saying is true.

“Fired? Warrior? I don't know what's going on, but can we talk business after dinner? Even in good faith. ”

The horse fly said in an uncomfortable tone.

“Ah, excuse me. ”

I apologized purely.

Eating and chewing is far more important than human peace. It doesn't matter if the opposing Pokémon is a flying lizard right now.

A normal cook prepared for me and not poisoned. In that case, I'll show my gratitude.

It is a delightful meal.

“I didn't know you had that in you. I thought my old adventure made me eat well. ”

Socia uttered a profoundly sorry remark.

“It's not that I can't eat, but I do hate the ingredients. I don't want Lucifer in the West anymore. And it's not about the adventure. My mother couldn't cook - she didn't have mercy on her appetite. ”

“Your mother can't cook? ”

“... I never said that. ”

“You just did. ”

“I didn't. ”

“I did.”

“I didn't. ”

“I did.”

The cowardly devil looks like a fiery fox with someone else's weakness.

And he who was watching us began to stare at me with a jealous look.

It was ridiculous.

The future leader was run away by Harem's wives. But what's with that face of envy?

I couldn't understand at all.

“What are you looking at? ”

“... nothing. ”

He turns his head and is passionate about eating.

Currently, his harem has been reduced.

It was a popular fan club, but it was because the beautiful women who decided they were anxious to entrust their future to their senior who was pooping on the North Continent.

Here's to drifting.

I don't know how you defeated all those sea mermaids and made it to the eastern continent, but you couldn't save all the cheerleaders you followed.

“Wow! Malphasia. It's so good!”

Since I didn't have my hands on the dishes the spirits were feeding me, the lady who was eating them without any rest burst into elasticity.

I'm admiring her on the other hand.

I expected a lot of cooking to be left because my colleagues skipped meals and roared, but it seemed to be leaning towards the meal speed where the maiden's taste declined.

What a monster!

I didn't even get a full belly.

“Tsk.”

“That's not fair.”

“Hah... ”

The Harem girls looked at her with envy.

They are being corrected for their fantasy stats so they don't have to be fatal unless they are overly erotic, but they can't just ignore the calories and eat as much as they want.

What about the Devil?

“How could you interfere with how much I ate? ”

“I didn't tell you because it's you. I've watched because I know very little about demons. Don't get me wrong.”

“That's a bad joke. Warriors don't know anything about demons? ”

“Isn't it natural not to know? ”

You killed all the demons you found.

This is the second time I've seen the devil eating.

The first is the Demon King, and the second is the Demon King's daughter.

But the Demon King was out of the picture. He was a foodie because he ate only the allotment given and laid down the dishes neatly without making any changes or leaving anything behind.

“Hmph! Take a look around. ”

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Socia, was obsessed with eating. She takes a small portion of all the dishes prepared on the table.

“My nephew. I didn't see that coming. Going on a diet to impress a drug warrior? ”

“Aunt...! ”

“Heeheehee!”

The first spirit makes a strange laugh that breaks the mood.

She's been digging up a bobble tomato like a watermelon on her knees.

You, if you use my hair as napkins, I won't let you.

I still have no hair loss, so I'm closing my eyes on what she's doing, but if I see a sign, I'll teach her a lesson with my finger.

“What an odd combination of parties. ”

“Well…. ”

Seeing the Malflies, I did nothing. This bizarre party was organized to kill a corrupt woman.

That's why the answer was a little bit.

“I'm worried, by the way. There will be lots of cooking left. I ate it, so I share it with my neighbors... ”

“Mr. Malparisha! Don't worry! I'll take care of it! ”

Prince Dwarf, who was obsessed with eating without saying a word, replied vigorously.

He was not a rebellious monster like the girl who couldn't get fat no matter how much he ate, but his stomach was overflowing to its limit.

I was worried that he was going to die.

“The prince must be... ”

“No! It's too good to be true. ”

Hey, Dwarf Prince. I'm not the chief, I'm really going to die from a burst...

Maybe it's not because of you. Maybe it's because you're overeating.

I became seriously suspicious.

“If you're worried about staying, can I call more of my colleagues? ”

So I decided to help.

It's because if that ignorant prince died of nausea, the horse fly wouldn't be corrupt even though it was suffering from self-blame.

“Oh my! Did you have more colleagues? ”

“It's always around me. ”

“No way...? Yeah, that's good. ”

As soon as permission was given, I summoned the "Legion."

Spirits don't need to eat, but they don't.

Though the spirit of the mind devouring fruit is strictly eccentric because it is reluctant to kill, the remaining attributes are less.

The Spirit of Fire likes dried dishes, the Spirit of Earth hates birds and seafood, and the Spirit of Water eats anything if it's seafood.

Finally, the Wind Spirit....

“Cleaner.”

I inhaled like the wind, without any hidden food.

Spirits small enough to live in my armpits and groin didn't eat much, but the story changes when they reach thousands or tens of thousands.

Even though the spirits ate a bite the size of a bean, the table was quickly emptied.

“They're all spirits.... ”

“Oh my God…. ”

The sight of this many spirits gathering in one place surprised Prince Malfly and Dwarf.

On the contrary, he did not hide the discomfort.

Looking at the table that was left with only an empty plate, I slowly stood up from the chair and spoke politely.

“Thank you so much for inviting me to dinner. We're going to take a little bit of a tour of this country that's full of Dwarf art. ”

“Wait. You promised me an adventure. ”

... I think so.

It was always polite, but this dragon must have been serious.

But I decided not to worry.

“Here's how it's going to go. This Mutant Harpy is my beloved colleague. Will you take care of her until I'm back from work? I'll tell you about your adventures on my behalf. Objectively without any exaggeration or bragging. ”

“What?! Brave, am I? ”

“It is my duty to give to you without hands. ”

I appreciate your unlimited supply of 'Lady's Plume’, which is the minimum unique level of online gaming, but it's also true that you get that many hands.

Shouldn't we recover at least a little?

“Obligations…. I'll work hard!”

As a simple bird's head, she gladly accepted.

I never left because I was annoyed.

If you leave the mutant Harpies that are constantly gathering at zero combat strength in the Dragon's Nest, you'll be safe.

Tongfu doesn't worry too much.

I'm hiding my power with the gifted ZZZ, but not the first spirit and the second demon who copied it with couplings. If the horse flies felt even the slightest power of these two, they wouldn't be able to make the woman into a spicy chicken.

I came out on the street with two clips.

“Don't tell me you got it. ”

Apparently the Socians who were following me quietly read my mind again.

“I'm the lead in this era. You're extra.”

“I'm stronger than you. ”

When released from the system, the combined souls of the Socians possessed two Grade GG skills.

My dear comrade Brainvius, who was in grade G, was unable to make a frontal battle with Socia for me, who was trampled like a leaf.

Her words will be confident from there.

“But you're the second. ”

The first time I asked her to dance naked in front of Dwarves, I had no choice but to follow.

That's the second curse.

It is the identity and essence of the Demon Socian.

“Tsk!”

Sosia shudders as if in a rage.

I wanted to punch my back head right now, but I couldn't put it into practice.

“Nephew, I really don't understand why you're making that face. I only have one thing left to be happy about. ”

The first spirit has spoken the truth for a long time.

“Don't just call me 'The Magic', Auntie. ”

“Really. You're free now. ”

“What freedom am I bound by this human...? Wait a minute, Auntie. What did you just say? ”

“I'll tell you again. Stupid nephew, you're free. From the system.”

“Ah…! ”

Sosia shivered in a different way this time.

After realizing that the soul and body that had been torn apart like a piece of pizza had become one, he couldn't reach the thought of 'freedom.’

“Sosia, repay me for this favor. ”

Monthly interest is 3 discounts. Remember that.

“To 3?! I said don't pay me back! But how? My aunt, the system developer, would never let me go... ”

“Hey, I'm recording. ”

System. Edit that cowardly devil's speech a little while ago.

☞ Positive: Of course it will be edited. Educators should not be made aware that the fantasy world of dreams and hopes is a foster system. It is also known to faculty and considered to be a poor class of information. I'm deleting it, not editing it.

Does he call this a complete crime?

The system that painted my report card with an unfair balance sheet seems to know how to be flexible in this way.

☞ Negative: It is only following the principle.

The population of the Dwarf Kingdom was 90% dwarf and 10% human. And if you divide this human by sex again, it's 98% female and 2% male.

No matter where the Dwarves go, the vast majority of human males are traders and females are divided into three large groups.

The Dwarf's wife, friend, guest.

Wives are glamorous in their outfits, regardless of the status of the human society. It's because my husband's beautiful accessories and clothes are decorating from head to toe.

What about other friends and guests?

Many merchants are looking for art made by Dwarves.

The ideal of most human women is' a man who can protect me, ’because Dwarves are unattractive as men.

A prodigious hand?

There is only one life, but a chance to get pretty clothes and accessories again at any time.

Weight of value is different

“... Hey, cowardly husband. ”

“I'm recording. ”

I want you to focus on the adventures of SSS-grade warriors for every textbook.

“My handsome husband today. ”

“Why?”

Did you call me?

“Hah... Now is not the time to be filming a class warrior variety. I'm a system developer, and I'm free. ”

“That's why I asked you to repay me with three benefits. ”

“Yes, I'll pay you back right away. ”

Tak!

Socia flicks her fingers playfully, who refuses to repay her kindness.

And Master Molang has been summoned!

... Hmm?

Huh?! Really?!

“What are you doing in this filthy devil's chest...?! ”

Master Molang answered his disciple's question with a clear answer.

I don't know!