FFF-Class Trashero

[the 14th] Love of 2000

“Let's get started! ”

The racial trait of my USF is to depend on the hero.

Heroes, by the way.

You can escape the Fantasy dimension by absorbing the incompetent successors from the "Former MAX Class Warrior" in the textbook.

“Hey, husband. Don't you think it's too easy? ”

“I never said it was easy. ”

I don't know how long it will take.

You have already absorbed a large amount of heroes from the Black Coin leader's house. However, he was unable to make a small hole in the system.

From now on, I don't know how many heroes I have to absorb to survive the system.

Deep down, the situation is hopeless!

But I couldn't just stand there because it was hard. I don't think I'll be able to sleep unless I hand my cowardly daughter and the 3D family over to a naive warrior and smack his runaway father-in-law in the face.

Anger control disorders, loss of appetite, insomnia, constipation, dry eye….

My father-in-law is suffering from all kinds of diseases!

“Ouch! You said you were sick, and you were too strong to bully your wife. ”

“This is another power. ”

I heard that the more difficult and difficult the situation, the more sexually aroused you are.

“Don't make me beg you to raise a warrior and eat him. I don't like people getting hurt. The Panthazia system is now under the control of the first angel, Auntie. You must bring in the warriors as allies to take their dominion. ”

You want us to recruit the underlings as allies?

“Explain it in detail. ”

“Your aunt and I have almost the same condition. First angel, second Demon King. We each supply the world with divinity and Magi. Unlike my father, who was a sinner, you're the biggest supporter of this school. ”

“Hoho?”

Maximum patron! This is an interesting title.

Is that why you want to eat school?

“Yes, my aunt was the only sponsor and major shareholder until now, but I have some control of the system, and my husband qualifies as a shareholder by sponsoring your school. ”

“... interesting. ”

I was a student until I was about to be kidnapped by the evil school staff. Pure souls that have not yet been plunged into society!

So we hardly know about company issues such as stock and management rights.

“Heehee! Drug dealer. Higuaji?”

“Shut up. Drug Spirit. ”

Cowardly wife. Keep talking.

“Yes, in the unlikely event of a qualification, the entity that decides on the Chief Executive is the people who make up the company. And this is a school. Not just the staff, but also the students. But the staff are her followers, so the only targets we have are the students. ”

“So you want us to capture the warriors? ”

It's easy! Students are more knowledgeable than teachers.

And I'm a former warrior.

I know the heart of a warrior better than anyone.

“Don't think so easily. As you know, the everyday life of a warrior is always steeped in divinity. Holy Sword, Holy Girl, Holy Dragon, Sexual Marriage. They're supported by their aunt all day long, whether they sleep or fight. On the other hand, the Demon King has a strong perception of bad things. ”

“I understand what you're saying. ”

It was a long way to go.

However, the ambiguity was not much different in the first round.

The natives of Fantasy forced their poor high school students who couldn't even catch bugs to defeat the dreadful Demon King.

Unreasonable demands.

But I did it in 10 years!

Of course, it was never a pleasant adventure.

I once hid in the bush because I was afraid of the Goblins or because I was beaten up by a village kid. I was beaten by a woman mercenary who was shallow and stuck in a blanket all day long.

But I didn't give up....

“What's that look? ”

“... just. I feel dizzy just hearing that the fantasy curriculum and staff that raised that pathetic man as the Demon King's heir and even made him my husband is amazing. ”

“It's not my fault. ”

“I know, it's the abolition of wrong educational laws. ”

I slightly disliked it, but Sosia and I smiled meaningfully at each other.

Our thoughts were the same.

*

It may seem obvious, but there is no such thing as the Phantom King.

With their eyes and ears, I was able to understand the position, trends, and status of all the warriors.

Anyone who hasn't graduated.

Like my friend, Zeke?

“No way! Sylvia is my woman! I'm the only one you should be looking at! Why is she flirting with another human male, who was the leader of a fairy who hated humans?! What's going on?! ”

He was unfortunately unable to adapt to the fifth course.

“Sir, is there a problem? ”

“Yes, there is! Listen to me, Ranubel. Sylvia is not in the slavery. He's not even a spirit. I liked the way she played with the spirits! ”

“Woo…. I hope the warrior gets his head together soon. Your adventure is getting delayed because you keep acting strange. ”

“No! I'm fine! ”

As the first warrior to defeat the Demon King changed from a black man to me, there were many changes in the fantasy world.

But some things didn't change.

In the middle of the central continent was the Kingdom of Dumplings, and the pretending archaeologist Ranubel summoned the warriors.

But that was it.

There are 12 flushable bathrooms on each floor of the palace, and the men's and women's sections are not shared.

The air in the royal garden, which always smelled of ammonia mixed with the scent of flowers, was clear, and the maids were sitting on the garden bench early and chatting freely.

I overheard...

It was a gossip that Zieg Warrior wanted to do the same.

“Zieg warrior. ”

“Feel free to call me Zeke -”

“Hey! Ziq! ”

“Lanubel?! Aren't you getting used to it too fast?! This isn't what I used to know about Ranubel...! ”

“This is not the time to be delusional about buying Princess Sylvia from a slave farm. The Demon King is back!”

It is as Ranubel said, even above the head of a warrior.

“Don't worry about the Demon King, Ranubel. If I do, I'll be able to subdue them in six years. What's important now is that Sylvia, who hates humans, walks around the middle of the human kingdom. Not enough to flirt with the Human prince! This is ridiculous! ”

“There's nothing wrong with that. Princess Sylvia ran away to marry a human. ”

“What?! ”

... This is shocking for me too.

“A fairy king can only marry his own kin for the preservation of his bloodline. That's why Prince Nasus and Princess Sylvia are having a nervous war between their sisters so they don't inherit each other's thrones. To this day, Princess Sylvia is more likely to become the next fairy king. But as soon as you realize that... ”

It seems to seduce the innocent princes of Yeonhae, wandering around the human kingdom.

It seems that Elfheim, the three regrettable fairy kings, has also changed the overall culture and ecology of the fairy kingdom.

Humans and friendly countries!

... even though it's too friendly.

“I can't.... ”

My friend Zeke looked like he'd lost the whole world.

“Sieg. I'm really sorry, but if you want to marry Princess Sylvia, you're going to have to do better than the princes. Right now, you're nothing but a fairy male. ”

“Don't you think it's too much?! ”

Ranubel says the right thing after a long time.

It is impossible to defeat me, the Demon King, as a warrior. It is because of the limits of those who cannot escape the cycle of regression.

Race: Arc Human

⁄ Level: 19

Job: Warrior (EXP 500%)

⁄ Skill: Energy Z Interpreter A Slash E Stamina F Magic...

Status: Depression

Zeik's only transcendent skill, 'Energy Z’, remained steady even after regression, but the rest of the skill disappeared and was regenerating.

Vitality Z is a useful skill in bed. And there are tricky conditions that require a woman to like the bed.

It's better than not having skills.

“Wouldn't it be better if it wasn't? You don't even have a woman to use her energy. And the more transcendent skills you have, the harder it will be to break the next limit. Maybe you should just change your stats and start over. ”

Sosia's assessment of the warrior Ziq alongside the class MAX Demon King was so realistic that it was cruel.

You're a married woman with no blood or tears.

“Cowardly married man. You don't give that scumbag any skills. It's hard for you right now. ”

“I don't have to beg you to put me up. ”

By the way...

I don't see Alex, the Sword King, dedicated to the warrior's initial training.

With this one gone, the warrior of Ranubel! Adventure! Adventure! ’It is to sing.

Where did he go?

Ranubel, who pretended to be cute and used verbal assault on Zeke, said as if that had cleared my question.

“Zeke. Follow me. I have a colleague I'd like you to meet. ”

“A colleague.... It's Alex, right?”

“Huh?! How did you know?”

“Because it was Alex every time. ”

I don't know how many times, but he looks tired of being a seasoned B rank warrior.

You're cheeky as hell!

“Woo…. Then guess the other one. ”

Zeke gives the right answer, and offended Ranubel pouts his lips and pretends to be cute. Then I caused further problems.

“Another one? Is this a new setting…. ”

“By the way, what a beauty! ”

“Beauty? Ah! It's Sylvia!”

“Ding! I want Princess Sylvia out of your head, Ziq. I'm not a pervert like you. But he's not human. ”

As they spoke, they headed out of the palace.

Ziq follows behind Ranubel, shaking his hips to the left and to the right, forcefully advancing.

I've been controlling the pile and following them.

Where are we going?

Ranubel and Zeke arrived in a wealthy family home.

Luxury mansions with spacious gardens and ponds.

I can't believe Alex lives in a place like this. Those savages deserve a dull cave.

“Mr. Alex! Lanoubel's here! Please open the door! ”

Ranubel arrives at the front door, across the middle of a tidy garden, pretending to be cute.

“Hm? Miss Lanubel, what's the matter...? Wait a minute.Wipe your hands... ”

You can hear Alex's voice from the inside of the house. And then the door opens with the sound of unlocking... Oh, my gosh!

“My eyes are rotting.... ”

“Why? You've never seen a man in an apron before? You're a combatant, but domestic men are popular with girls these days. ”

I made up a horse that doesn't have Socia.

I've never laid eyes on a man in an apron.

My father wore aprons instead of my mother who couldn't cook... Oh, my god!

“You just said your mother can't cook, right? ”

“... I never said that. ”

“Hmm-hmm."

The cowardly wife looked at me with a cowardly look on her face.

I turned to Alex, ignoring him.

The white floral apron wrapped around the sticky muscle of Alex the Black Bear, who seemed to have humanized, was extremely pathetic.

I could not figure out which part of that vicious fashion was a hypothetical man.

But...

Alex's stats were even worse.

Race: Sky Human

⁄ Level: 999 +

Job: Sword (Sword = Divine )

⁄ Skill: Swordsmanship G BullozZ Love Z Cooking MAX Cleaning MAX...

Status: Blessings, Happiness

Swordsmanship has reached Grade G, the realm of God. It was shocking, but that wasn't what I noticed.

BulloZZ.

A skill that allows you to live longer without getting old.

And the rest of the skills, other than swordsmanship, were filled with an auxiliary lineage to aid in domestic labor. Even the ratings were high. Most skills are MAX grade.

“It's been alive for 2,000 years without dying of old age. ”

It was not explicitly defined when Sosia reported to Alex for treatment.

“Is that possible? ”

“There's nothing impossible if you have a high Fire Skill rating. In the fourth curriculum, it was the notion that colleagues who were killed by their fathers were resurrected with memory loss in the modern era to help the next generation of warriors. ”

But the fifth curriculum I was a protagonist of is different.

There were a few colleagues who died in the sea in an accidental accident, but they were not killed as strongly as in history.

So there could be enough colleagues who have rejected natural death like Alex and have lived for over 2000.

But that's just a theory.

2000 is a very long time.

The time has come when I want to rest forever because my life is tired and tired. How did they get over that?

The answer was not difficult to know.

“Zeke. This is Alex, you know. And there's another white beauty hiding behind his back. Her name is Chicken. It doesn't even exist in ancient languages, but that's what her old master used to call it. ”

“Chicken... ”

Ziq, who knows the meaning, looks baffled.

I was ridiculous, too.

What kind of moronic owner gives you that name?

“Alex hates her real name, so she's usually called a maiden. So it would be good for him to call her a dishwasher. Come out from behind Alex's back. Although Zeke may have looked evil, he is a warrior chosen by God. ”

Careful.

The maid I know reaches her head behind Alex's broad back. He waves his wings instead of his hands.

“Hello! This is the lady that Ranubel introduced! My full name is White-Chicken. I like the real name you gave me, but Alex really hates it. So, please, call me a dishwasher. I don't have any hands, so I owe it to Alex. ”

“Ah…. ”

A lady who wags her white wings and makes a cute smile instead of her hands. And Zeke, who saw the beautiful face of this mutant Harpy, was amazed.

But that time was not long.

“Queek queek?! ”

Alex growls ferociously, clutching Zeke's collar.

“Don't look down on my loving wife for 2,000 years, warrior. Before you pluck out those nasty eyes. ”

The fifth course swordsman was married.