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“Leave me alone! ”

Let it go! Let it go!

♪ Can't hold it back anymore ♪

Let it go! Let it go!

...

Ziq screams loudly and starts singing songs that were famous in my hometown star.

The Black Man is running around on the bodies of Goblins with his pathetic face and singing...

It was not a good view.

“This song is addictive. Husband, what's the name of that song? ”

“I don't know. ”

Title: Let it go.

I was about to go to the second party with my co-workers, and my wife's complaint fell and it metaphorically expressed the minds of the returning married men to Tullette.

I bet you ran away singing that song, too.

“I see. I understand that the Zeke warrior is in very bad shape. ”

“Let it go and it'll get better. ”

There is a definite cure.

In the music video of that song, my brother goes to a couple with his runaway sister, singing a song, and he salts her.

Then the old hag comes straight home.

Impressive ending!

“Hmmm! That means the Zieg warrior needs a family. ”

“There's nothing to worry about. There's Princess Sylvia, isn't there? ”

My friend Zeke was married for a while.

He was a son who betrayed his countrymen to impress his wife and father-in-law and became a fairy catcher, but it must have been the heyday of Ziq.

Because, after a long time, Zeke has hardly grown.

Will tying you up with Sylvia accelerate your adventure?

Zeke's hostility towards me will also diminish.

“Earl Soris. I'm not getting married, I'm saving it for nothing. I'm less attractive than a human woman, but I'm not impressed by my noble royal status and eternal youth. So please refrain from making horrible remarks about dating a Zeke warrior. ”

“Er... Yeah, sorry. ”

Sylvia was too changed to adapt.

I never thought the day would come when the elf who had been stabbed with human hatred would be judged logically and with respect for humans!

Either way, Sylvia's fifth course was absolutely right.

There's not a man who doesn't like his wife looking young. Flat LED monitors are flawed, but considering her royal status, this is an understatement.

Sylvia is not a worthy opponent.

In the fourth curriculum, the situation given to her was so bad that she had no choice, but in the fifth curriculum it was different.

Has the ability to choose a bridegroom.

“I can't.... You're the only one who understands my heart... ”

Hearing Sylvia's remarks, he was shocked and pulled his smartphone out of his pocket. Then I looked at the game character painted on the smartphone case as a lover.

... Is it okay to leave it like that?

“Sounds good to me. ”

Zeke's condition quickly improved, comforted by a flat-bodied 2D character, not just his chest.

“Lanubel! Let's go to the Holy Kingdom! We're recruiting the Holy Spirit as a colleague! ”

And I made a big commitment to aim for 3D.

A B rank warrior lacking in many ways, but I think I can praise Zeke's quick recovery and challenge.

“Zeke, are you talking about your level? ”

It was a label that only spoke fourteen words.

“Y-yeah, I'll be up in a minute! ”

“There's a beginner dungeon for you around here. Clear there and go to the Holy Kingdom. ”

Although it was postponed, Zeke did not disappoint and gladly accepted.

“You mean the spooky Slime Dungeon? Keep an eye on him. Let me show you how great your warriors are! ”

You push off the lanubel, and Zeik takes a confident lead.

He must have remembered the structure of the dungeon perfectly after returning several times.

A group of B rank warriors head for a beginner dungeon with a recommended level of 'below level 30’, a spooky slime cave.

*

Pow, pow! Puck!

With Marla?!

With a horse?!

Zilk, a warrior strong only for the weak, hunts the seemingly innocent slimes with his dagger.

The soft slimes run hard.

“Puhahaha! Stupid slimes! You think I'm gonna fall for your stupid trap? ”

Don't, don't...

With a horse...

The slimes lure the warrior Ziq into a trap as he flees, but he does not get caught in the perfect memorization of the structure of the dungeon.

But not all of them knew.

“Zeke! I'm going to rest here for a while! ”

“Why is the public bathroom in a place like this...? ”

Starting from the fifth curriculum, the galley was placed halfway around the dungeon like a dog, so that there would be no creepy grave robbers leaving.

“Pretending to know everything and not the most basic. Zeke, it's common sense to have a bathroom in a dungeon. ”

“That's ridiculous.... ”

“For your information, the bathroom needs to be clean. If you break it or you mess it up, you have to reimburse the country that installed the toilet. Hey, you see that crystal ball in the ceiling? Use that to keep an eye on the customers. I don't take pictures inside the bathroom to protect my privacy, but it's all recorded. ”

As soon as Ranubel finished his description, Socia entered the bathroom.

Space-class devils with GG marks couldn't resist the urge to excrete.

Her purpose is to satisfy curiosity.

I've never seen a dungeon bathroom before.

“... it's taking longer than I thought. Are you sure you're cheap? ”

Socia and I are spiritually connected by a second curse. That's why I have a detailed understanding of where she is and what she's doing.

But I waited without looking.

What are you doing here?

But Zeke's thoughts seemed different.

“Ugh... ”

I wandered around the bathroom entrance.

A shared bathroom shared by men and women, knowing that there are women inside, and staying close to each other...

Even her husband is nearby.

“Drug Spirit. That warrior really doesn't seem to know his manners. ”

“I see. Have you left common sense out there? ”

It's true that I feel sorry for my cowardly wife, but Zeke's act of hunger for lust made me uncomfortable.

“No! Don't get me wrong! I'm just in a hurry! ”

Zeke quickly excused himself.

It's interesting that it's human psychology.

I do not tolerate the outside without the toilet and urinate in the corner, but once I see the toilet, I wait as long as I can.

How can there be no queue now?

But it's kind of urgent.

This is a sight that can only be seen at the beginning of an adventure.

As long as you're not overeating or sick, you only have 100 levels to control your periods.

It's basic not to eat for ten days.

But Zeke's level is only 31 levels now.

Given that it was the second day of adventure, it was never low growth, but it was not a controlled period.

“Zieg warrior. Wrap it against the cave wall. ”

“I'm going to use the bathroom! ”

Maybe it's the noise outside? Socia immediately opened the stall door.

And Ziq storms into an empty bathroom like an ox.

Bam!

No matter how urgent it was, I never forgot to close the door.

“Let's make this quick. Then you'd be out early. ”

Socia shrugs her shoulders naturally.

If anything had changed before or after entering the bathroom, it would have been the Master Molan held in her arms.

She always leaves this great being among the cowardly ribs, apparently taken out of the bathroom.

“Is that going to take long? ”

“Very soon. Hey! Don't look at me suspiciously. Listen to me, coward. I was wondering if I could use a flush toilet in a remote dungeon like this, but I wasn't. It's got a slim toilet with no water and no drain. ”

Come on. Come on.

Master Molang, who is held in the arms of the Socians, gives you a joyful nod.

“Molan seems to like the clever slime that works in that slime toilet. That's why I let you two talk. ”

“Indeed…. ”

I heard the great master, Molan, is acquainted with you. How dare I complain as a disciple?

I respected the judgment of the Socians.

“Well done! ”

“... is not what you think he is. Although the natives of El Molando, home of all Molandos, are amazing. ”

We were talking and talking and waiting for Ziq to come out.

And I saw a terrible sight.

“Haha! Level 100 in no time! I hunted a slime hiding in the toilet and gave it a lot of experience. Oh! And, Ranubel, report to the Realm. Your toilet seems to be broken because of the slime. ”

A jeep that pulls up its trousers and looks warm.

We've lost our words.

“How could you do such a horrible thing…. ”

“What a brutal warrior you are. ”

“Zeke! That's not a flush toilet! ”

“Warrior, don't you know the slime toilet? ”

Ziq, who was blamed instead of a compliment, was embarrassed and excused.

“I know a slime toilet. That's, like, a super-expensive lumen developed in the North Continent Tower of Wisdom. Then why are you in this petty dungeon? It doesn't make any sense! ”

Sylvia presses her temples against Zeke's logic.

“You're talking over a thousand years old. Zieg warrior, listen carefully. About 2,000 years ago, the great prophet spread the flush toilet, and humanity was saved. But when there is light, there is darkness. Slimming toilets that had been flushed were only used in dungeons that were hard to draw water from, like here. ”

“Th-that...! ”

Flush toilet again...?

It was similar to the fact that the pay phone box was gradually disappearing as it became cheaper.

Apologize to all the slimes who work in the slime toilet!

At that time, a mutation occurred.

Morale!!

Master Morang, who just lost his best friend, is in a frenzy. And the wrath of a great being began to resonate with numerous slimes.

Marmalade!

Marang! Marang!

Marmalade!

Marang! Marang!

The slimes of the dungeon that were running away from the ruthless warrior Ziq stand still and blaze in unison.

And then...

Khur...!

The ceiling of the creepy slime cave collapses.

This happens when you defeat the final boss of a one-time dungeon that cannot be recovered over time.

But beginner dungeons are extraordinary.

The skill level is too low to go back a short way in less than 10 seconds before the dungeon completely collapsed.

Neither was Ziq an exception.

“Earl Soris! The Spirit of Earth. ”

Ziq, an experienced adventurer with Sylvia, the spirit of the fourth curriculum, gave the best instructions for this emergency.

If you use Earth Spirits, you'll be able to avoid the burial ground.

But the slimes do not stand still.

Male!!

Marang! Marang!

Mala 'an-!

A sudden zigzag sweeps past the collapsing ceiling, evading the rocks.

Ranubel makes a quick rescue attempt.

“Zeik! I'll take the maiden's feather- ah?! ”

Molang!

Master Molang, who protruded from the arms of the Socians, swallowed the feathers of the lady in Ranubel's pretending to be cute.

And quick digestion!

“Qu, save - Knng?! ”

Urrgh...!

Zieg hides his tracks into the collapsing cave.

And I came back two days ago.

*

A resumed fantasy adventure! Fifteenth in the name!

Once I and Sosia are gone, Zeke will be suspicious. So we got back to Siege's training ground, where we retake the exam.

And I realized something very important.

“Regression is the worst. ”

“I see.”

The MAX class Demon and the Cowardly Devil had to repeat the words and actions they had spoken in front of Zeke for the last two days.

I remember everything thanks to my transcendent abilities, but doing the same thing was a very troublesome and annoying task. Fortunately, I have only two days to do it again.

We decided not to have this tragedy in the future.

My friend Zeke! Don't die again!

“Ranubel, let's go to the Holy Kingdom! I'm recruiting a saint to help me heal my wounded heart. ”

“Zeke, are you talking about your level? ”

He repeated the same actions even though he didn't lose his memory.

Except for killing an innocent slime, he seems to think the "old route" was good.

“I can get it up in no time. ”

“There's a beginner dungeon for you around here. Clear there and go to the Holy Kingdom. ”

That's why Ranubel recommended the same adventure course.

Zeke boasts.

“You mean the creepy slime dungeon with the slime toilet? Keep an eye on him. I'll show you how great you can be! ”

You're good at talking about being buried alive there two days ago.

Regression seems like a very good tool for identity laundering for people who are not socially fit.