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[015] Inconvenient Truth

♪ Molasses ♪

Marmalade

In the middle of the dungeon, we watched as the great master, Molan, and the mellow slime of the toilet built up friendships.

I thought Ziq would take care of us, but I waited quietly until the words of the Great Beings ended.

Do you have a little respect?

After that, it was okay.

Ziq, a warrior who defeated the periodically born mid-born ‘shy slime’, triumphed with a slight struggle in front of the final boss' 'unusual slime’.

I broke the dungeon on my own.

Reach level 37 in just two days!

Compared to my first time, it was very fast growing.

“To the Holy Kingdom! ”

The Zeke party headed to the Kingdom of Dumplings and the neighbouring Holy Kingdom. To bring Holy Girl A to the party.

The last I remember, Saint A, was the regime that ruled the Union of North Continents instead of me. As I asked, the flush toilet has benefited the world a lot.

She was a very ambitious woman at the time...

Do you think he'll do that now that he's reborn?

“You're a warrior? Help! My father is sick! ”

... the Holy Kingdom.

We were headed to the capital of the Kingdom of Mandu to clear out the spooky Slime Dungeon and reorganize, and we were caught by a girl waiting in the street as if we were waiting for her to come.

This is why I don't use the sidewalk.

It is preferable to pass through the forest and deal with noticeable monsters to help humanity.

These monsters will hurt people one day. There is no reputation and reward at all, but it is much more valuable than Villager A's errand.

But that's all I can think about.

As the leader of the party, Ziq looks up and down at the girl, smiling.

“Cute lady. Tell me more.”

“Yes. Sniff! ”

The girl began to tell a story with tears in her eyes.

My father, a hunter, was badly injured in a battle with Orcs.

I want to hire a healer, but it's too expensive to give up. So I plan to use civilian therapy as a purple herb that only grows in forest valleys.

“But you can't go because there are scary monsters in the forest? ”

The girl nodded and said yes.

“Don't worry. Let me help you!”

The leader of this party is Zeke.

I don't like his decision very much, but I've had 10 years of hard time with my co-workers acting on their own.

How can I forget the pain of the first time?

So I didn't interfere.

I'm not a warrior now, I'm a friend of the warrior Ziq. I will respect his judgment.

However,

“I can treat my sick father, right? ”

I asked the girl.

You don't have to go back to the forest to get herbs. Purple herbs are just a means.

It doesn't matter if you achieve the goal of treating the girl's father in any way.

“Yes? Yes. But you don't have a saint at your party. There's no way you can heal a very sick father.... ”

“I am a Spirit. ”

“Wow! You're a rare spirit! Help me with that power! My father is very sick -”

“It also has healing spirits. ”

“...... ”

“Pretty lady. Take me to your father. It's usually a paid service, but I'll do it for free on the face of a Zieg warrior. ”

I don't know how sick it is, but there is no former saint who can resurrect even a human who died long ago and was left without a body.

The girl smiles awkwardly and says, stepping back.

“Oops! I have an urgent appointment so I'll be going now! Don't worry, Dad, I'll take care of you! Hello, warrior! ”

I ran away.

A girl of only level two can't outrun us, but we haven't tracked down the enchanted warrior, Ziq, because he hasn't moved.

“What just happened...? ”

I explained this naive fellow step-by-step easily.

“The official name of the purple herb that the girl mentioned was Cerebrib. A rare poppy that grows only in the wild. It's also used as an analgesic, but it's also a key ingredient in fine medicine. It's as rare and effective as it gets expensive. Need more explanation? ”

“It's called advanced painkillers. ”

... His incompetence is astonishing.

“You almost got scammed by a little girl. I was trying to get my father's expensive herbs for free. I don't know if she has parents, but at least she won't be sick. ”

“My lord, I don't think so. You might have a really urgent appointment with that girl! ”

Ranubel pretended to be cute and put a candle in my description.

Patience, patience. It's not my party....

“Slice and dice - hmm! Miss Lanubell, what promise is more important than your ailing father? ”

“Woof…. A date! You can stay sick for a few more days, but if you break up with your boyfriend, it's over! ”

... It's usually the opposite, isn't it?

But I didn't want to talk to Ranubel any more. The final decision is for Zeke to make.

“... Llanubel was right. ”

Are you out of your mind?

“I knew it, warrior! Ranubel believed that Zeke would make the right decision! ”

Ranubel praised Zeke for the first time in two days.

That's a great idea.

“A girl that cute would never lie to me. Of course, I don't believe her excuses are important promises. But guess what? I'm very sorry to hear that, Earl Soris, but you must have been terrified and the girl ran away. ”

This is because of me?

I spoke kindly with the smile of a just warrior. And now you're scared? That's ridiculous.

Hey, cowardly wife. Don't just stand there and stare.

“But…. That's a persuasive guess. There's a chance you got scared and ran. ”

This is really not helping!

“Zeke! I'll follow the girl and find out where the house is. Gather Purple Herbs that only grow in the Valley of Forest. Meet at sunset in front of the fountain in the city square! ”

Ranubel rises with flying magic to follow behind her.

I knew it! You're such an early comrade.

Not enough to leave the party without the permission of the leader of this party, the warrior Ziq!

Hey, Zeke! Say something.

“I'd better hurry. We don't have much time until sundown. Leave the girl to Ranubel and let's go dig up some herbs! Marquis, please track the location of the herbs with Earth and Wind Spirits. And Sylvia. Gather as soon as the Marquis gives you a location. ”

Ziq went along with the plan of Ranubel.

“... did you hear that? Work.”

I cling to the right groin, demanding rent from the Grieving Land Spirit King.

Then, I pressed down on the itchy temples.

I felt like I was going to collapse from hypertension.

You're such an idiot!

Now is the time to punish the Lanubel for leaving the party at will and fix the party's strength.

“Yes, my warrior. You're a bit of a hero now. Very little.”

Princess Sylvia, who thought she was getting better as she entered the fifth course, agreed with Zeke.

Even though the Kingdom of the Elves has changed and received the right early education, what is inherently stupid has not changed.

I focused my mind.

Then I summoned Boris, who was waiting from afar.

‘Sir, what's the problem? I noticed that the archaeologist, Ranubel, was acting individually... ’

‘Good eye. Keep an eye on that bitch that got out of the party. ’

"Yes, sir."

I found the herbs as Ziq requested. It's not me who's doing the hard work anyway, it's the Spirit King of the Earth -- no, the spirits of the lower earth beneath the hierarchy of spirits.

In fact, Sylvia doesn't have to be stupid.

Only Spirits can gather all the herbs in this forest.

In addition, we don't have to go deep into the forest to fight mosquitoes.

The Spirits who gather herbs will also deliver them.

But I did not intervene and followed Zeke's instructions.

“I've seen my husband's patience again. Will you bear with me at night? ”

“Get lost if you don't want to. ”

Even without the cowardly devil, there are plenty of hot packs to relieve my stress.

“He's clearly in bad shape, judging by the rough edges. At times like these, rely on your wife's warm heart. ”

Come on. Come on.

... Master Molang asked me to do so.

I wrapped my right arm around the socia's crooked waist and pulled it towards me. And I enjoyed her cowardly tenderness.

It seemed to be stable a little.

“Hey, Sophia. With all due respect, is that true? ”

Silly Sylvia looks at Socia's breasts with jealous eyes and carefully asks.

Fairy women, not LED monitors, are extremely rare.

The cowardly devil replies cowardly.

“Do you need my answer? ”

“... No. I can tell by the look on your husband's face. Ugh... I have to get married too. ”

Sylvia did not suspect Socia's cowardly form.

Not all fairies are the same, as sometimes an eighth model is born among Asians.

Ugly Nymphs, Obese Nymphs, Muscular Nymphs...

If you decide to look for it, you'll find it.

Of course, a cowardly natural cartilage, like Sosia, seems to transcend the species of a fairy, is not among the 'pure blood’.

I can assure you of this. It's against the genetic code.

So Sylvia, who is a royal "arc elf," who can only be pure blood, has no dreams or hope.

“I think I've gathered too much...? ”

The weakest zig in the party volunteered to be a porter, and the B rank warrior was sweating with a bag of herbs.

If you're having a hard time, save up and buy a 4-dimensional bag, my friend.

What if we described this situation as an RPG?

Gathering Quest: 4713/5

Maybe this is it.

diligent and sincere lower spirits gathered all the purple herbs that existed in this forest and dried them out.

I've collected quite a lot of herbs for a rare herb.

Ordinary herbalists will gather at unyielding cliffs and monster habitats.

We headed to the square of the city that we promised to meet with Ranubel.

Ranubel arrives first, waiting for the group, waving his hands overhead and pretending to be cute.

“Here, here! ”

Ziq waves his hands at her as if responding to her.

“Good job on the lanubel! Did you find the girl's house? ”

“No. I'm afraid I missed it. ”

“Oh no! What do I do? I collected so many herbs... ”

As a warrior would expect to say so, Ranubel said in a cool tone.

“Ranubel has an idea! Sell the herbs you collected to the market for less! Then the girl can buy herbs and heal her father's injuries. What do you think?”

“Oh! Great idea! ”

... I can't believe I'm smiling.

A Ziq who naively believes the 200-level wizard's words that he missed a 2-level girl, or Ranubel's suggestion to throw the herbs he had saved to the ground...

I didn't like anything.

If so,

“Zieg warrior. You must have had a hard time moving the herbs.Why don't you cook something before you eat? I'll buy it.”

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Ranubel was hungry from the dawn because of his adventure, but he didn't give up on the B rank warrior.

“I'd appreciate it if the baron bought it for me! ”

I headed straight for the nearby street vendor.

And I told the owner.

“Please give me four of the same flavors that this cute pretending young lady just ate. ”

“Pretend to be cute? Ah! Here comes the cute lady again! One moment, please, sir. It's ripe!”

After I finished eating at the stall, I led Zeke to another store.

And I ordered the same thing.

“Give me the same thing this cute pretending young lady ate during the day. ”

“During the day? Miss Lanubell, you've brought friends to our shop. That was spicy, wasn't it? Please sit down and wait! All you need to do is apply the seasoning! ”

Again, again, again...

At first, Ziq, who thought it wasn't a big deal, noticed something even weirder.

And finally,

“Ranubel. You were looking for a girl in the city, right? ”

I asked a question like Ultimatum.