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[15th] Wifi is this...?

“Oh-oh-oh! Do, do, do! ”

“... cowardly husband. I'm the most sorry I've ever seen of you. ”

“It doesn't matter.”

As soon as I heard the WiFi password from the teacher, I tried to connect directly to Zeke's smartphone.

The result was a success!

I doubted whether connecting Earth's communication network to the Fantasy continent was realistic, but the phrase 'network access success’ on the screen was not fake or illusory.

“Oh, I only have seven missed calls and texts. ”

Six of the contacts said "Mom," and the last one was "Call me as soon as you get this." It was a text message.

And after about a minute?

I am very uncomfortable with the company saying goodbye to guests due to their "unpaid communication fees." 'I received a farewell message.

Ziq has been tied up in the Fantasy dimension for quite some time.

Not as much as I was, but about nine years apart from Earth time. However, it is just surprising that the only person who cares about him who is missing is "Mom."

“It's a shabby life. ”

“That's what all the sociopaths do. ”

On the other hand, in the continent of Fantasy, it is freely and generously used to provide warm gaze and attention to people who are not socially adaptable on Earth.

You're the chosen one.

If a man has common sense, he will be kidnapped on the continent of Fantasy and say, "Defeat the Demon King for us." As soon as you get an unfair coercion, leave it to me! ’to reassure the kidnappers before they escape.

However, as you can see by Ziq's first visit, those who are starving for love can get away with just a little attention.

“And you?"

“Your husband was a socially fit Earthling. ”

There's no way to prove it right now because I don't have my phone at the time of the dimension, but there must have been hundreds of missed calls and texts.

Socia looks suspicious.

You don't believe me?

“Mmmm... It's not an absolute criterion, but recruit warriors based on students in their late teens who are unhappy with their current lives and desperately want to escape. If you bring someone you don't want, you kidnap them, not invite them. So you must have had some complaints about society or the environment. ”

“I didn't.”

“Think about it. ”

“It really wasn't there. ”

“Really?"

“Really.”

I was flirting with my mistrustful wife and rubbed my smartphone on the bed.

I installed the Messenger app first

I was a little nervous that my SSN might have been suspended after I disappeared. I was relieved that I was connected safely.

Then I shrug my mouth.

“Cowardly wife. This is your husband's virtue. ”

“... manipulation, right? ”

“Is that even possible? ”

“But it doesn't make sense. There are over 300 people waiting for you on Earth……. Wait a minute! Why would a great man like yourself, a president or a prime minister, be looking for you? ”

“I don't know.”

When I had a chance to inhale the smoke of my hometown, I just gave Gigi a little warning to become an unarmed soldier while protecting my parents.

Socia looks ridiculous. However, the user's gaze doesn't make the target uncomfortable.

To put it this way, it's compassion.

“My husband. You're a Demon King all the way to your bones? ”

“Enough nonsense and give me your smartphone. And make me a charger for this. You're an engineer who creates science-fiction rays. ”

“Don't whip me. It's not as easy as it sounds. There's no infrastructure here. And, of course, you know, I don't even know what the charger looks like. ”

“You need a sample. ”

Zeke didn't have a charger. But there must be a student abducted from the Fantasy dimension with a charger.

That wasn't the only problem.

“Hmmm! It's an old-fashioned antique that uses power, not magic. Then we'll need a generator and an adapter to change the voltage. ”

“Generator…. ”

Magic is fundamentally used by wizards and Dwarves of the Fantasy Continent.

Civilizations and societies have evolved more than in the fourth grade, but the basic framework has not changed as the flush toilet benefits the fantasy world.

Sosia took the dot here.

“And I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not a programmer engineer. He graduated from the Institute of Computing at Molang Academy, a renowned cosmic oyster, and got a second degree in creative engineering from the planet El Molando, but he can't build machines. I'm good at it, if you're dealing with it. ”

“I'm so disappointed! ”

“... cowardly husband. Dory's the one who said she was okay at this point, right? ”

“You cheated on your husband! I'm disappointed!”

When I saw a picture of my beautiful wife in school, I realized it was a fist nose.

Do you...?

“Can you make a rude guess? My body is a natural product of a combination of self-care and genes. ”

“Who said that? ”

So what happened to the razor blade you were expecting me for?

“Molang made it. ”

Come on. Come on.

Like a twisted thread, the great creature was humbled to solve most of the complex situation with one glance.

“I knew it…. ”

I just accepted that Master Molang made it.

Mechanical engineering is the most humble man in the world who has ever pushed his shoulders to become the ruler of the galaxy.

It's too deceptive.

It's a combination of follicles and zebra resonance.

“Molan can copy anything he's ever tasted. Learning to be a Creative Technologist first class, Molan can create a world beyond copy, but they are top-tier Molang in their hometown, and my friend Molang has not studied it, so he is not qualified. ”

“I don't know what. Master Molan doesn't need a license! ”

Certifications and skills are not always directly proportional.

I'm not an orthopedic surgeon who graduated from medical school, but I'm as confident as a spinal cord.

“Anyway, that smartphone can be copied if you want. ”

“That's a little... ”

Will you stop driving me around like I'm nothing?

Master Molang, who roams peacefully through the universe, cannot be bothered by his disciples.

“But just in case the battery runs out, try feeding it. ”

“Can't you copy the batteries? ”

“Even if you can copy the raw materials from the generator that produces electricity, the electricity itself cannot be produced by Molang Yi. ”

“Hmm…. ”

His smartphone was barely used, but the battery was already taken care of.

I've heard that batteries wear out faster in weak mountain ranges, but I suspect that's why.

I searched for ‘Mother’ in the Messenger app.

And ten years ago,

□ Mother: Stop playing and come in. (4: 32 Pm)

□ Mother: Son. Don't test your mother's patience. ^ ^ (5: 01 PM)

□ Mother: Do you want to die? (5: 35 PM)

“Well…. ”

My death sentence was already decided at the end of the hour. But now that I'm 10 years late....

I wanted to read all of Mother's texts, but I only had a few batteries left.

So I skipped to the middle and switched to the latest text.

□ Mother: Son. You're blessed. ^ ^ (8: 04 AM)

□ Mother: My daughter-in-law is very good and capable. (8: 05 AM)

□ Mother: Come back soon. I want to see my grandson. (11: 46 PM)

... daughter-in-law?

My unofficial marriage totals two.

I fell in love with Sword White at the age of 3 when I was cute, and once again I was caught up in the cunning tricks of the Demon King Fedonar and snorted to the Socians.

But it was not the Earth, and I had never introduced it to my mother.

I quickly wrote back to the messenger.

□ B: My son is doing well. (5: 26 AM)

□ I: It might take a little longer to get back. (5: 26 AM)

□ I: I love you very much. (5: 26 AM)

□ I: My father never texted me. (5: 26 AM)

□ B: Please tell me you're very disappointed. (5: 26 AM)

□ Me: Whom is your daughter-in-law referring to? (5: 26 AM)

□ Me: Beware of fraudsters. (5: 26 AM)

I wanted to find out the identity of the fraudster pretending to be my wife, but unfortunately, my home time on Earth was 5 a.m.

That's why the battery ran out and my smartphone turned off even before I got my mother's answer.

“Dammit! I just texted you a little bit, but your battery's dead! ”

It didn't matter if I had WiFi.

“Cowardly husband. So who's the son-in-law your mother told you about? ”

“I don't know. ”

At that time I was an exemplary high school student studying hard in the hall of learning. I didn't have time to associate with reason. What do you mean, married?

That's even more ridiculous.

“I need to check something. Is your family rich? ”

“No.”

An ordinary household that has no debt to banks or third parties is the only thing to boast about.

“I mean, she didn't go after your parents for their money. ”

“Socia, what are you trying to say? ”

“I was so surprised. And I'm sorry, I thought you were a sociopath. But I never thought I'd be so good at relationships with a woman like me who couldn't forget you after 10 years in hell. ”

“Now do you understand? Thank this popular guy for marrying you. ”

“I'll thank you just for today. Thank you."

Socia, lying next to me with her arms crossed, laughed wildly. There's another cowardly plot on your face.

“Hmm…. First we have to figure out how to fix the batteries. ”

To hear the identity of the woman who claimed to be my wife on earth, I had to save my smartphone first.

Cultural citizens' lives are also difficult in this condition.

It was then.

“I ran as soon as I heard the king had returned to the castle! How would you like to proceed with your limitless postponements? ”

You hear a heavy man's voice outside the entrance to the battle.

I know the owner of this voice.

Demon Duke B.

Although Grand Duke A earned the position of Grand Duke by receiving Magi as the Demon King's father-in-law, Grand Duke B is purely a true prodigy who has risen to this point on his own merit.

But that's a fourth course setting.

A lot has changed since the Demon King changed.

There is no Queen D who has given birth to the prince and princess who generously spread experience and items to me, and there will be no Grand Duke A because she did not marry the Demon King.

But not Grand Duke B.

He was also included among a handful of demons who lost all their territories and followed the Demon King who had only one villa surrounded by humanity.

“Opportunity. Of course I do. ”

The piles are very passive. So, like the Demon King Pedonar, I sat on the throne and waited indefinitely.

Waiting endlessly for a warrior to come.

However, simple actions other than combat full of variables are not difficult.

Like giving orders to your demons?

“Oh! Your Majesty. Reduce your resurrection! ”

Grand Duke B bowed down before me with tears of emotion in his eyes.

“Grand Duke B.”

“Let me introduce myself…. ”

“Grand Duke B.”

“Yes, Your Majesty! Call me as you please! ”

I declared in a fabulous performance that unfolded Margie as my father-in-law did.

All the piles that called Grand Duke B.

“I command you as the MAX class Demon King Parmamon who fights with cowardly love and friendship! The nobles must answer the call of burden. It's time to soak up the comfort of flush toilets and set an example for the arrogant human race! ”

All of the warriors' smartphones will be mine.