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[Ambition] Demon King Pedonar

Born in the darkness of the universe, I had no purpose in life.

It was my only job to count the stars that were shining beautifully as I drifted around the universe.

But nothing lasted forever.

“Mwahaha!”

“Give it back! Give me my panties! If I don't give it back...”

“What? I can't hear-”

“Retribution!”

“Mmm-hmm?! ”

I ran away with my cute blue panties, and I found a man in a hurry who got hit by a pink pillow.

But I couldn't laugh.

There was nothing left in the place where the pink pillows went through.

No light, no darkness.

Except for one.

“Is he alive?”

“As you can see, I'm fine. It's a common accident when you run away without looking around. Me-ha-ha-ha!”

“Well, I see. ”

You're very emotional.

And strong.

If it were me, the pillow would have vanished without a trace, but my left eye was bruised completely.

“You're like a spirit. ”

“Spirit?”

I tilted my head.

I've never really thought about what I am.

He continued:

“Spirit of Darkness. You are not a trained and perfected creature like me, but a god who was designed to be perfect in nature from the beginning. ”

“God...”

“As soon as you realize your identity, you form a body! Pretty good... hmm? Hey, Spirit. Follow the horns on your forehead! That's plagiarism!”

“Plagiarism?”

Did you call this horn plagiarism?

I'm just imitating this rash man.

“Marcin's trademark! ”

“...... ”

“Mwahaha! You really don't know anything. Don't worry about plagiarism. I'll give you a special treat. Instead, I drink, and you... yes! Let's be the Demon King!”

“The Demon King...”

“Then, friend of the Demon King! We'll see each other again when we're together. Me-ha-ha-ha!”

“Oh, yes. ”

From that day on, I became the 'Demon King’.

Some god, who passed by, named him 'Pedonar.’

The Demon King Pedonar.

It seems like a very dry name somewhere, but it's probably because of the mood.

*

The counting was meaningless over and over again.

In the meantime, I have gained a lot of experience, searched for famous restaurants, and developed a way to use Margie.

But it was also a pleasure once.

So I consulted.

“Bored?”

“Yes.”

“Take a look at the innocent underwear of some goddess over there. I'm sure there's no time to be bored. ”

“I suppose so...”

If we ignore all the causality and perish, we will never be bored.

This advice from my master, this one drink, was always in such a hurry.

“Hey, Pedonar. ”

“Yes.”

“Running away is hard and turning away makes you feel worse. Look at me.There's no time to be bored. Me-ha-ha-ha!”

“... I think you brought it on yourself in a hurry. ”

“That's a rush to generalize. If your naïve underwear gets heavy, why don't you start with an easy day like world domination? It's like a takeover if you're a god. ”

“Is this a flagship ceremony?”

“Yes. Flag ceremony. No one knows who you are now. ”

“I see.”

I watched as I looked at a goddess who was talking honestly to some god in blue underwear.

At that time, a man courageously approached and said with a bouquet of flowers.

“lay my egg-”

“Retribution!”

“Ahhhh!?! ”

The pillow that a goddess was lovingly hugging was swung, and a galaxy disappeared without a trace.

Hundreds of thousands of solar systems crumbling into black holes.

Why did you punish him?

“No Harems! ”

It was really clear why.

“... Conquest of the world should be easier. ”

It seemed easier this way than touching some innocent goddess's underwear.

I immediately went into the preparation work.

*

The gods have left for a distant, rural galaxy they do not seek.

Thanks to the untouched touch of the gods who like to spread their knowledge, I liked to see the wild humans running around in their underwear.

This is a good spot.

The planet's name is Pronesis.

The name derives from the star of the first spirit, Pronesis, the sister of all spirits.

I've chosen this place as the starting point for world conquest, and I've made my own weapons and raised the natives as soldiers.

Like my senior said, every day was worth it and I wasn't bored.

By the way...

I fell in love.

“The Demon King Pedonar. Quit planning childish things like world conquest. How many animals and spirits lost their homes when you cut down trees in the forest to build a mansion in vain... Pedonar? Are you listening to me? ”

“... I'm listening. ”

“What did you say just now? ”

“You said you were beautiful, Fantasia. ”

“You're completely wrong! You're not the Demon King, you're a fool! You're dumber than my sister, Francis! Why are you smiling? This is so insulting! ”

“Yes. I'd be a fool to see you. ”

“Then King Idiot Fedonar. Now, don't take this the wrong way, but listen to me. I don't know how many times I've said the same thing to you. I'm not a free spirit like my sister. ”

“If I could scold you, how many times would I cut down a tree in the forest?" ”

I'm not joking.

All the more reason for the villa's unnecessary size to grow is because of the sister of the first Spirit, Francis.

Star Spirit Fantasy.

A spirit that has lived here since the dawn of time.

If I can always meet her, I'll chop down as many trees in the forest as I want.

“Wait! That's the vicious cycle! Stupid Wong Fedonar, are you a child? It's not good to retaliate because the adults are a little upset. But now that we know the cause, let's find a solution. How am I not going to cut down the tree? ”

“You...”

“What am I? Come on, tell me. I'm busy.”

“Well...”

“Do you need time to think? ”

A sign that the Spirit Fantasy is leaving.

It got urgent.

It takes me decades to get back to her, even to hear the petition of the tiny microbes who live on the stars.

If I miss this opportunity, I will cut down another tree and be hated by her.

But in retrospect, it was too sudden.

I confessed to destroying the galaxy.

“Lay my eggs. ”

But I don't regret it.

'Cause...

“Dad! What are you doing? ”

because it worked.

A beautiful demon who resembles the Fantasy was born in the stars.

The day I raised my daughter, Sosia, with her, I was so happy that I stopped conquering the world.

“Heeheehee! Socia. Call me aunt from now on. ”

“Hello, Sosia. I am Parmael, the owner and first angel of the neighboring planet. She's also your father's sister, Pedonar. That's your aunt. ”

“Hello, auntie! Aunt!"

“Socia, you're cute! ”

“Hohoho!”

But our happiness lasted only hundreds of thousands of years.

It's because the Panthazia who left to warn adventurers who came from the neighboring planet Parmael not to dig up the ruins was killed.

Sister Parmael blamed my carelessness rather than apologizing.

Yeah, that's true, too.

So...

“Payback's a bitch.”

I restarted the preparations for world conquest that had been buried for a long time.

“Don't do this. Mom wouldn't want you to do this. ”

“Socia.”

“Yes.”

“If you have time to preach to this father, take care of your mother and the planet of Fantasy. ”

“... and your father? ”

“I can't forgive myself for getting wet with happiness. ”

“Okay... bye. ”

Since then, I haven't seen her for a very long time.

The moment of reunion was also the worst.

The Socians I met again were joined by a group of adventurers who were determined to avenge me.

But it's trivial.

I slaughtered those who brutally slaughtered the ‘Demons’ that I created to conquer the world.

This is the difference between God and man.

They can never beat me.

... so arrogant.

“Wait! This can't be...! ”

I felt the rush of a drink from the last adventurer called the warrior.

“Take it!”

“Damn it!”

It was too late when I realized.

I wouldn't have been so wasted if I had known or prepared.

I forgot.

Who had the authority to conquer the world so quickly?

I'm sure no drink was as dull as mine.

Damn you -!

Either way, I lost.

I couldn't deny that the adventurer was pure and strong.

How is this power for humans?

So I asked.

“Brave. Where did that great power come from? ”

“I lost my comrades! ”

“I see. Have I been defeated by the power of friendship that has always prided me on being the best?" It was truly a great fight... ”

*

I lost, and my beloved wife was sealed in a sleeping star forever.

I was taken away by my sister and turned into a training scarecrow for the adventurers she raises.

Miserable days.

It was a long time ago that I couldn't even feel that dreadful feeling.

“Hi, Dad. ”

“... Socia? ”

“I was betrayed by my aunt. Yeah, it's really stupid. It's like attacking my dad instead of avenging my mom. He must have been punished. (* Sobbing *) Ugh! ”

“It's okay, it's okay. ”

I realized by patting her back like a child.

World conquest.

The fact that the one who is seriously preparing it is not me, but my sister, the first angel Parmael.

I needed measures.

But how?

“This warrior is running late. ”

It takes an average of three years for a warrior to march into this villa called the Castle of the Demon King.

But this warrior has been here for 10 years.

How pathetic can he be to take this long?

Boom!

Finally, the warrior proudly kicks through the door.

“You're the Demon King? ”

“Yes! Jim is the pinnacle of all horses! Fedonnay will plunge this world into darkness! ”

Performance is spectacular!

Though the crowd was slow because there was only one warrior, as always, I will finish the last one beautifully.

By the way...

Why don't you have any colleagues?

He was a strange one.

“Looks like it's real this time. ”

“Haha! Brave. I love the way you yearn for victory! Good! I accept humanity's challenge · · ·! ”

“Wait.”

“...... ”

“I have something to ask you before the fight. Why did you investigate the death of your men? ”

I frowned.

“A bystander? Unpleasant. I've always sent stronger men to seek revenge. ”

“And then he died. ”

“So I sent more and more powerful men. ”

“And then he died. ”

“Brave. Are you unhappy to be alive? ”

He's a strange one.

No warrior has ever questioned this before.

“If the Demon King had left in the first place, I wouldn't have made it this far. ”

Amazing reasoning.

Or maybe the rest of them are idiots.

But I can't answer that.

My escape plan.

“Warrior, such assumptions are meaningless. ”

“Nonsense · · · ·. ”

“Do you know the devil's politics? Don't move if you don't know. ”

“...... ”

I was able to adapt to the occupational penalty of the 'Demon King’ thanks to the time I spent talking.

Equal level to warrior.

Even without a colleague by his side, it was absolutely perfect.

It's a victory.

... and I thought, but I got it unilaterally.

How so?

It reminds me of a past defeated by the first warrior.

However, there was no swift intervention with any drink, nor did they use a sword possessed by the power of the first angel Parmael.

Pure skill!

I couldn't believe it even though I was beaten.

So I asked.

“Hehe! A warrior. Did that great power come from the wrath of losing colleagues · ·? ”

“No, it's a training achievement. ”

The warrior smiles refreshingly.

It gave me goose bumps.

“Well, I guess. Anyway, it was a good fight. ”

My instincts whispered.

I have found a true heir.

*

“Thank you for inviting me to dinner, father-in-law. I feel relieved of the stress and fatigue that my cowardly daughter has caused me. Now I want to move on to business. ”

Last Supper.

It's finally time.

“The son-in-law's words have a fishbowl. ”

“I can't close my eyes because you're my father-in-law. I'm very sorry, but I need you to fall on me. ”

“If you're a warrior. But you're not a proper warrior yet, are you? ”

“The warrior is right. ”

“That's what those lousy staff members would say. But on paper, he's not a warrior yet. Am I wrong? ”

Bang!

My lovely daughter stood up with both hands on the table.

He looks very surprised.

“How did you know that?! ”

“My lovely daughter. You don't think he made this man his son-in-law without any preparation, do you? Strong warriors were the vessels of the Demon King that I had kept in my possession from the moment I met him. But the spirit is reluctant and hesitant, and I'm thankful that you loved him first. ”

I can't forget that day.

The face of a son-in-law who defeated me with pure skill and smiled at the creepy warrior.

I felt qualified.

A son-in-law would be the most virtuous Demon King of all.

This is fate.

“Destiny…? Run away! ”

“Cursed by the second demon! You will be the second Demon King to escape the Warrior's Wheel! This is the providence of the universe. The first demon will gladly accept that fate! ”

This is also destiny.

I'll start over.

I inherited the family business to my trusty son-in-law and became a real family.

A real family with blood.

“Meow! ”

Let the world conquest begin again!

I have a lot of things to say to you, too.

By the way...

“Oh! Second of all, it's so peaceful. Hansoo cried a lot. ”

As soon as I saw the smile of the woman trying to nurse me, I felt goosebumps.

Let's just stay calm for a while.