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[21st] Body Weight

“Another sleepy slime ride! It's not even funny! If you want to insult your teacher, call it your gift! Stupid Demon King!”

Wood Duck, Duck.

The animal teacher who recovered the collapsed skull to its original state gave a nervous breakdown.

He had simply failed to acknowledge that he was more insignificant than Master Molan.

“Biology teacher. Ugly.”

“Shut up!”

“Prove it with your skills, not your mouth...”

“Haaaaaaaa-!"

Instinctively noticing that the biology teacher was about to transform again, I narrowed down the street in order not to be late.

However, you failed to strike.

The larvae, the larvae...

The white bleached creature teacher's hair fell out.

Hair loss in noble academic terms.

Race name is bald.

I couldn't face the dazzling reflection of my radiant skin.

“What a terrible...! ”

Pound-

I was so surprised that I had to wait a while before turning into a living teacher.

His fist reached my abdomen before me.

This time it was definitely heavy.

Flutter!

The wings of the righteous warrior did not bounce back far, but the raid failed completely.

But it was a shame to just walk away empty-handed.

Blah, blah!

We fought again.

This time, it was a righteous fist filled with dark matter, not a secret attack that cares about speed.

Woodpeck, Chii...

As the space crumbled, the teacher's jaw line recovered at an unreasonable rate.

“Huh! Is this the end? ”

I heard an arrogant laugh, and almost simultaneously, the biology teacher's kick stuck in my side.

Win -

The pain in my spine!

“Hmm…”

Chop, chop! Chop!

I folded the space back and distanced myself from the biology teacher.

I think I cracked a rib.

It was the first time since being unilaterally beaten by our dear comrade Neubius' ‘Taekwon’.

In addition, the resourceful combat laws that exchanged sides reminded me of Alex, the swordsman of the fourth curriculum.

The biology teacher said.

“I saw it right. During his second training as a warrior, Alex taught him how to fight. I forgot my teachings when I was murdered by the Demon Lord Pedonar and lost my memory. Swordsmanship is the next best thing to compensate for your forgotten biotheory. ”

“It was you.”

The biology teacher raised Alex the Barbarian.

Balloon-like muscles, shiny baldness, tendons all over the body...

He was a real savage.

“This is not a barbarian! The pinnacle of life! The excessive evolution has made mating unnecessary. The abundant hair of men with high scores became unnecessary. ”

“...... ”

“You! Say something! ”

“Well... there's a reason you've gotten stronger. ”

My bones are still ringing.

“Once we enter this final state of evolution, there is no turning back. It takes hundreds of years for your hair to regrow from degeneration. ”

“Well...”

“So be prepared, strong water. Feel the power of the ultimate evolved creature with your whole body! ”

“Wait!”

“... What is it? ”

“I'd like to deal with you a little more, but then I think I'll have to lose something precious, so I'll replace you. ”

“Replace?”

“Look up. ”

“... on top? What the hell is that burning flesh?! ”

I'm disappointed that you're so fat.

She's the cutest thing in the fantasy world.

“Meow! ”

Pong!

Captain Fantasy's plump butt falls from the sky like an asteroid and crushes the creature teacher.

▶ Embarrassed: You evolved into a wild bald man, but you looked pretty strong...

It's all bubbles, Miss!

I admit that the final evolution achieved by the biology teacher, even with tearful hair loss, is quite strong.

But there is one absolute truth in this universe.

Body Weight.

The bigger the Pokémon, the stronger they are.

You can't beat a blue whale no matter how much you use it.

How can someone who's a biology teacher not have such simple natural logic?

“I'm so disappointed! Isn't that right, bio teacher? ”

“...... ”

The creature teacher who was crushed by Captain Fantasy's butt had no answer.

He was stuck to the ground like a fossil, but his body was completely shut down thanks to the bones hardened by the final evolution.

Of course, it's not a complete death.

The soul of art teachers and biology teachers cannot return to the office and will be used as a teaching material.

Like fellow warriors.

In order for them to return to their posts, the principal had to push out Socia and take over the system.

By the way...

“The Imperial Palace is finished. ”

“Pussy?”

The Imperial Palace of the Giant Empire, which was elected as the seat of Captain Fantasy, turned into a flat tapestry.

More work for the Socians...

What if he's unhappy?

The Giants had already heard the commotion before the Captain Fantasy was summoned and escaped the Imperial Palace.

“Squirt.”

I would have stood on my chubby legs before, but not now that I ate the first fairy Phoenix and gained the 'power of fire'.

Glug glug!

The wings of the flame that were summoned on my back floated into the barren void.

“It's the baby!”

“What? The baby? ”

“That's a real baby! ”

“Here comes the baby! ”

“Hail, baby! ”

In 2000, the giants who recognized the Captain Fantasy began to shout, and the wave of cheer spread to the young giants and their families (human women).

What a hit.

I decided to leave him alone for a while instead of releasing his summons immediately.

“Remain calm. ”

“Squirt.”

“Don't pick up bad food off the ground and eat it. ”

“Cuckoo!”

“... you'll do well. ”

I pushed for it.

It's because I wasted too much time pretending to be possessed by the biological teacher's childish provocation.

Her cooking was always delicious. Other wives thought they were no help in the battle, but I looked into her value from the first moment I met her. Making friends and colleagues happy by cooking. It's harder and more important than fighting.

Thank you for that silly tale, Mr. Escape.

However, it seems wrong to say that the teacher is weak.

“You cut him up like a piece of shit...”

Giant warriors who stopped her from escaping the Imperial Court were cut to an even thickness like steak.

I shouldn't have underestimated you as a cook who is not a combatant.

Type: Skill

⁄ Title: Cooking

Grade: G

▶ GG:?

▶ G: Cook anything.

▶ ZZZ: Find good food.

▶ ZZ: Prevents corruption in cooking.

▶ Z: The trimming of the material is omitted.

⁄ SSS: Summons the freezer.

⁄ SS: Summons Firecracker.

⁄ S: It removes food faster.

⁄ A: Removes cooking toxicities.

⁄ B: Eliminates the stench of cooking.

⁄ C: Eliminates the bitterness of cooking.

⁄ D: Slows down the corruption of cooking.

⁄ E: Enhances flavor in cooking.

⁄ F: Cook well.

The G-grade cooking effect was crucial.

Cook anything.

Giants were never told not to use it as an ingredient in cooking. And I sliced it into steak with a Z grade effect.

Excellent combat gear.

* Shock: How can you do this with such a nice hand…

Mr. Escape, think about it.

Have you ever twisted a raw chicken's head with those fine hands, or trimmed the bones and scales of a fluttering fish?

The target has just been turned into a giant.

Cry: Don't talk to me...

I need to catch my teacher quickly, even for my runaway teacher who can't get out of his US memories.

It wasn't hard to find.

We could have followed the wretched corpse of a dead giant.

And the end.

My timing didn't come.

“Ahhhh!"

As the frogman in the playground plagued the ant, the school teacher at the funky molehill, whose limbs had been torn apart in life, fell to the ground.

All that's left is the head and the torso.

If she had been an ordinary human being, she would have died.

Who would do something like this?

I didn't have to look far.

“I wondered where the giant disappeared to, but you weren't hiding, Phoenix. ”

I thought the Giant King had grown to be as big as the young Neubius for 2,000 years.

But it wasn't.

There was a Giant King Phoenix in front of me who was indistinguishable from a fairy.

He said with an arrogant tone.

“Brave. You can't hide a burden without fear. ”

Race: Giant Elf Road

⁄ Level: 999 +

Job: Emperor (Tax = EXP )

⁄ Skill: Large GG Strong G Eternal Life G

Regenerate ZZZ HP ZZ...

Status: boredom, relaxation, transformation

I felt like I knew the source of arrogance in front of me.

It also explained why the biological teacher and the family teacher were still in the Giant Imperial Palace.

To not wake the Giant King.

The Giant King's stats, which were not divided by the number of dimensions, were terrifying. And the power of the faction that is not represented by stats will be even greater.

“Funny. I didn't expect that to work on the size of the skill. ”

Type: Skill

Title: Large

Grade: GG

▶ GGG:?

▶ GG: Grows indefinitely.

▶ G: Pretend small.

▶ ZZZ: Reduces excretion volume.

▶ ZZ: Intake is unnecessary.

▶ Z: Anyway, it's huge.

⁄ SSS: The growth plate will open.

⁄ SS: Reduce the amount of food.

⁄ S: Becoming bigger.

⁄ A: The greater the amount, the more precise it becomes.

⁄ B: The bigger, the healthier.

⁄ C: The greater the size, the harder it becomes.

⁄ D: The bigger, the more agile.

⁄ E: The bigger, the stronger.

⁄ F: Huge.

The arrogant smile of the Giant King Phoenix became even darker, noticing that I had examined my abilities.

He said, chewing the tasty thighs of a lifelong houseteacher like a chicken foot.

“The reason a warrior came all the way out here is because of this human female, right? ”

“Don't eat if you know. It's meat with ownership. ”

The runaway leader seems to be trembling while watching this view.

* Shine: My Lord! If you know, kill him now! I can't believe I didn't have enough to touch her! Jealousy-- no, stop him!

Don't get excited, Mr. Escape. I thought you didn't want to die.

I opened the Pit of Darkness.

The teacher of the household who was left with only his head and torso fell into it.

... corrected.

Almost fell off.

“Ugh...”

Giant King Phoenix rushed in and grabbed your hair.

He dragged and laughed.

“Brave. We can't take intruders with our bare mouths. How many of my men and servants have this female killed? I have a face as an emperor myself. ”

“So?”

“Take me down and take me. ”

“Simple.”

“Haha! A warrior! If you think of me as powerless 2000 years ago, you're wrong. While you've been stalling, I've been trying nonstop. And that is how it is now! ”

Kuku Gu -

The enormous size of the Giant King Phoenix, which was the size of a normal human, began to swell up quickly like a brisket of enzyme and baking powder.

It's getting bigger, it's getting bigger.

It's nothing compared to Nyvius, king of the twilight, but if you lie face down, it's a big enough mountain range to misunderstand.

This is the true face of the Giant King Phoenix, who disabled Little Chuck.

The eyes of the man who pierced the cloudy layer and the convection, like a twin moon, did not see me.

A short distance away, it was fixed to the ‘baby’ who was followed by the Giant Empire people.

The emperor shouted.

“Cap, Tin, Pan, Get in, G-! ”

His frown echoes across the southern continent.

The cutest baby in the fantasy world replied:

“Pussy?”

“Bring it on! 2000 years ago, a shit grudge! I'm closing up today!”

“Pussy?”

“Son of a bitch! That trident soybean is a charm! Remember that!”

“... Squirt! ”

Finally, I remembered that Captain Fantasy flew in front of the Giant King Phoenix, flapping the wings of the flames.

The difference between the two is double the size of the penis.

The Giant King Phoenix has already won.

“You're ready, right? ”

He poked Captain Fantasy in the cheek with his fingertips.

And then...

“Pussy!”

The two pairs of wings on the back of a cute, baby-like captain fantasy grew smaller and smaller.

And as my wings grew smaller, my body grew larger.

Increasingly, gradually...

The finger of Giant King Phoenix, who stabbed Captain Fantasy in the cheek, now reached only his chubby thighs.

He raises his head and looks up.

“... great baby. ”

“Squirt.”

“The is very pleased that you still have the growth plate open. When you look at it, it's full of hills...”

“Cuckoo!”

“Now, Javier-ahhhh!?! ”

With the help of the Giant King Phoenix, who was blessed with a righteous butt, his family teacher was recovered safely.

With an amazing diet, I lost ‘one mouth’ of weight.

Are you satisfied?

* Burk: Don't wrap it up as a diet...!

Now let's head east!