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[21st] You're fired!

“My cowardly husband always sang about wanting to go home, so I thought he hated the world of Fantasy. This is the home town where my mom and I were born and raised, so I was very disappointed. ”

“I don't want to.”

My living standards improved a little while I was flushing toilets, but I still had a long way to go.

But Sauciel leaning on my shoulders interpreted it as he wished.

“I knew that I liked you very much even when you said that. The people who were just looking out for us like him. It's impossible if you can't empathize and understand their lives. ”

“This is a legitimate use of foolish Aboriginal fantasies for propaganda and forgery...”

“No one moves without purpose. It's the whole point of making friends. The important thing is that they get along well with those foolish natives of fantasy. ”

“Anyone can do it. ”

“I can't. All I can do is stand still like that. ”

“Oh my...”

I had nothing to say.

I can easily blend in with the natives of fantasia, purely because of my first time colleagues.

Because they helped you?

Then I would have fallen on my knees.

In order to fight against my colleagues who opposed the incident, I needed people to support me.

So I can get close to anyone if I want to.

I'm not saying I'm a Class Z warrior for nothing. Reputation work is as natural as breathing for me.

“I'm so glad. My husband loved my mother and my home planet. ”

“Oh! I can't speak. ”

It must have been an impact or a concussion on the pelvis.

“You're amazing! ”

Until now, the eyes of admiration were still.

“Well... the basics. ”

Parmael's hindrance may not make a great dragon by failing his early education, but even if he is good at propaganda and forgery, he will eat half of it.

Watch and learn.

Then you can do this with a few beers in a short time.

“What? The Cruise of the Gods?! ”

“The piercing ship, Laurita! ”

“The legendary ship returns -! ”

“Go to the tavern! ”

My story quickly traveled across the harbor.

The perforated Rourita.

Simply put, a ship in the sky.

We were producing more aircraft in the western continent, but the East continent is not even aware of it.

It is a dream like a star in the night sky.

However,

“You're going to need a strong crew! ”

“Excellent steering wheel! ”

“Did you find an experienced X.O.? ”

“You'll need a sailor! ”

“Huh! Aren't chefs basic? ”

“And a doctor to treat the wounded! ”

“We can't just let men go! ”

Interested were those looking for work to sail to the central continent while roaming the harbor.

Born and raised in the eastern continent, they grew up hearing the legend of 'Once upon a time ~’ from their parents and adults.

The perforated ship Laurita was the most popular of them all.

Ignoring the rough waves, the typhoons, the endless oceans that cut off the eastern and western continents in one day...

Dream crystal for sailors.

Of course.

“Could he be a fraud? ”

“Still, there are many who can be trusted. ”

“Fraud? You can throw it to the mermaids. ”

“Let's try sneaking up on my wife...”

Some did not believe, some hesitated.

Of course, the people I'm trying to catch are not these minks.

It's about time.

“The Pirate King! The Pirate King's ship! ”

“Oh, my God! The Bandit King is coming! ”

“Ugh! Madness! I can see the Trade King, too! ”

Although the Trade King is not a criminal, the Pirate King and the Bandit King may not enter the port at will.

But it's just a rule that the top guys set, and in the harbor, it's a little bit flexible.

I'll close my eyes if I don't do my best to destroy the goods. There's nothing left to fight in the city. Conversely, if they do normal consumption activities, they contribute to the economy.

Criminals don't change.

“Hey, earthy spider. Clear a path now! ”

“Flea! Get the hell out of here!" ”

And pirates don't get along very well.

There was no conflict between the realms, but that was the problem.

The pride of being better to each other has become a contest.

Pirates win at sea, and bandits win on land.

Occasionally, if the result of ignoring the terrain is found, it is said to be cautious.

And to this day, he has become the enemy who killed his comrade.

“You know where this place is. Criminals are running wild! A nobleman's procession. Get out of my way or I'll put you all in jail! ”

“Chancellor, the road is busy. ”

“Apologies. I'll pass quickly, ignoring the bugs, Chairman. ”

“Yes."

A long merchant procession that deliberately cuts through between the sleepy pirates and bandits.

The appearance of the Trade King.

His bright blonde and white skin is like a natural nobleman, but it's real from the ground up at a young age.

“Boar. Let's settle this next time. ”

A woman in a black sea captain with a white skeleton growls.

Inside the noble Admiral's coat, you are only wearing swimsuits that closely conceal your explosive body.

Though mermaids are mistaken for blue hair, if you look at her pointed ears, you can see that she is a mixed fairy at once.

... Possibly pure blood?

Those explosive breasts are genetically impossible.

She is the pirate king who has reigned as the pirate king for a long time.

Enemies of Mermaids!

Then the brown skin guy from the upper half of the body replied.

“Puhahaha! Seals. That's what I'm trying to say! ”

This barbarian is the Bandit King.

He's a mixed fairy, too, but he's a male, so I don't know the details.

Trade Kings, Pirate Kings, Bandit Kings.

The strongmen of the Eastern Continent came to the tavern in turn.

To meet me.

To take on the legendary ship, the perforated ship, Laurita.

It is important that we gather.

The Trade King who first came in greeted me.

“You don't strike me as a scammer by the looks of your group. I'm a man called the Trade King. For more information...”

“Don't. ”

“... to cut to the chase. You know more about the perforated Laurita than you're letting on. More detailed than the hull structure landscape the top holds. ”

“I saw it with my own eyes. ”

“Indeed...”

The Trade King raises his right hand slightly.

Chop, chop, chop, chop!

The escorts who came with you unexpectedly draw their weapons.

But the pirates and pirates were not fools. It is because they are not excessive, even though they have lived so far with the notion of demons.

“My lord the Trade King. You don't want to proceed without me. ”

“Damn seals! Don't interrupt me! Hey, Trade King. If you want to trade on land, you better put down your weapons. ”

Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy...

The Pirate King and the Bandit King swiftly subdued the Trade King's escorts.

Overwhelming difference in skills you don't even feel is worth killing.

No, you're right to say you can't. If you had killed the escorts, the Trade King would have drawn his weapon.

Even though the nickname "King" is attached to it, the three of you are nothing but thugs.

The Pirate King asked me a question.

“The ruler of the sea who taught you the location of the ship. Does he have blue hair like me? ”

“He was born in the Magic Kingdom of the North, and a disciple of the Wise. He still loves the daughter who inherited his precious ring. ”

“... lead the way. Or sell me a map with the location. I may be a pirate, but I promise you the honor of this ring and a fair price. ”

The Pirate King wasn't always the Pirate King.

After a few years of searching for his father, who disappeared from the sea, he was captured by pirates and climbed up into all sorts of rough places to become their king.

It was the same for the first time.

Her goal is not the perforated ship, as rumored, but the whereabouts of her father who went on an adventure in search of the perforated ship.

The Bandit King interrupts you in a loud voice.

“It is said to contain the treasures of angels. Are you sure?”

“No.”

“Then what is it? ”

“It's empty. ”

The perforated ship Laurita was repaired by the Guardians of the North Continent and used by the first warriors before.

There is no way that a runaway senior would have left such expensive treasures behind if he had spent all his money on entertainment expenses.

Even the perforated ship, Laurita, was treated harshly and crashed.

“... Haha! My grandfather entered the ruined piercing ship, Lorita, himself! I was gonna kill you if I bluffed, but I'll let you live if I'm real. I am the true master of the piercing ship Laurita! Tell me where it is and I'll return the favor! In your grandfather's name! ”

What a load of crap.

Once you acquire the perforated ship Laurita, you will become a thief who covers the shore.

Of course, stealing won't last long.

A ship in the sky.

From a human point of view, it's a simple paper airplane for dragons.

If you hang around on your nest, you can almost crash it.

Cook, Cook.

Sauciel stabs me in the side with his fingers.

What's the matter with you?

“What are you going to do with all these people? If you don't tell me where it is, we're gonna have to fight for it. ”

Excellent question.

I replied with my right hand stroked the green hair of a mosquito puff.

“Let me introduce you. This is my son, Wormwood. Ugh! These people! I can't believe it! A beer for that brave man applauding my son! No, two! ”

The people who were nervous about the emergence of the strongmen representing the Eastern Continent began to respond admiring my strength.

Oh, my God!

Bam! Bam! Bam!

I clapped my hands and smashed the glass, raising the atmosphere of the sinking.

I'm embarrassed.

“Oh, Father...? ”

It seemed really frustrating.

I should be able to understand and respond appropriately.

Is it because the blood won't work?

Unfortunately, the adopted son is too good at propaganda and forgery.

Yeah, I'm fine.

“The ruler of the sea and the perforated ship Laurita are in an infinite sea that stands between the eastern and western continents. Yes, that's right! The return of the living is rarely as vast and dangerous as the sea. ”

The sea of infinity.

More than twice the area of all the oceans on Earth combined, and more than five times the depth on average.

And there is a huge vortex in the middle, so it is not just a place to pass through because the ship is strong.

That's why this sea doesn't stand in the way of those who are blessed by fantasy.

Tuck.

I clapped my shoulders and shouted curiously.

“My son will lead you to the sleepy island of legends. Haha! Don't ignore it. She may look a little young and naive, but she's very smart. All you have to do is follow them. It's easy, isn't it?"

“Father? I... Ugh! ”

I trampled my foot to silence him, saying that I didn't know.

Oh my! I'm worried about the future!

I need you to straighten out your social experience on this occasion.

The Trade King looked at me sharply.

“Why haven't you recovered the perforated ship, Laurita? ”

“I couldn't move because I wasn't the owner of the boat. ”

“I see... I'll have to reset my master certification somehow... Hmmm! I'm sorry I asked such a stupid question. ”

The Pirate King asked me this time.

“How many?”

“Autonomy. I don't care who owns it in the end. The strongest will take it. ”

“... you're the devil. ”

You're quite the pirate king.

But I'm not just any demon, I'm the Demon King.

The Bandit King has revealed an unpleasantness.

“Are you sure you want to quit? ”

“Haha! I don't even have time to touch my wife's pelvis. That's why you sent my son. ”

“Not at all... queer?! ”

Kuung-!

The king of the Bandits falls back, screaming at the boar's throat.

It's not me.

It's just shredded.

“Looks aren't everything! If you piss me off one more time, I'll... punish you... again! ”

... Son. This is not a good ending.

But I'm quite satisfied.

If you gradually gain social experience as you did just now, you will become a great dragon.

Cock, cock!

My wife stabbed me in the side again.

“Why?”

“What are you going to do? ”

Until now, I have followed me all over the continent.

All you need to do is add a great legendary explorer to your resume.

So,

“I'm going to fire Lanubel. ”