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[Wave 22] Pretend to be cute!

“213 years ago, the righteous warrior, the strong and the scum, marched on the castle of the Demon King Pedonar. Sword, Sword King, Wise Man, Mercenary King, Fairy King. With the loss of the saints and the sacrifice of countless others, the final battle was at hand! The Devil D has led many of his minions in front of us. And then Alex the Sword King started talking nonsense. You guys go ahead! I'll follow you after I defeat these things! ”

“Is he dead?”

“I'm going to die. ”

... It's no fun telling a story all at once.

“Yes. Alex, the arrogant and self-proclaimed Sword King, stayed behind with the Allied forces to stop the Demon D and died. I went to see what I could do, and I stumbled upon Alex, the dying swordsman, and I protected his death. He breathed eternally into the heart of the righteous warrior and helped revolutionize defeating the Demon King Pedonar! ”

“Wow!"

“Fantastic!”

I sat on a bench overlooking the lake, with my two daughters on my left and right, and told my first story.

In retrospect, from the second wave until now, 200 years is a simple harvest period.

My personality formation was completed in the first decade, and in the last year, I met my climax with Master Molang.

And now.

I became the father of two daughters who didn't look like fairies.

Growing up as a strict knight under the sword, his son, Karis, had no love affair, but his twin daughters were definitely different in that regard.

“... Strength isn't everything. ”

“Dad?"

“What?”

“Haha! Next time, I'll tell you a lesson that strength isn't everything. If you tell me more about the end of the mermaid aqua... it won't be fun. ”

I defeated the young Manslaughter King Neubius, but the two daughters are not so strong.

He's like 160 years old.

He is 10 times older than his older brother, according to the time of birth.

But pure combat strength made no difference. Selenis and Selvinus were much stronger because they were purely ‘self-centered’.

Someday...

If my spine-like son Karis escapes his regression, he won't be able to surpass his sisters in a hundred years.

No matter how much I think about it, there is no answer to "retribution."

What kind of a naive god gives a nuclear missile red button to a young twin sister? Your spine is trembling with your innocence!

“Selenis, Selvinus. ”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“A strong force cannot be held accountable. No one can force you. Instead, there is fear in the strong. Somewhere in this vast universe, there must be something stronger than me. The fear is that he can take away everything that I hold dear. If he didn't know, he'd be happy too. At least you'll be happy until it's taken away. ”

“Hard.”

“My head hurts. ”

“Haha! You don't have to know. ”

I will be strong in order not to be taken from you.

Giving these kids a world they don't need to be strong in.

Wouldn't that be the last homework I was given as a retired columnist?

That's what I thought.

“Eat!”

You hear the voice of Italy.

The two daughters ran towards you almost like auto-reflects, and I looked up at the sky and asked.

“What about Ranubel?”

“It's definitely not around here. and other threats.”

Hanjo answered as he landed on the ground.

I calmly thought, grasping and extending my hands on both of my daughters' heads.

Pretending to be cute.

I also thought I was somewhere pretending to be cute and deceiving good warriors and indigenous peoples, but I was approaching it too one-dimensionally.

She escapes from the Fantasy World's Wheel.

Festival doesn't mean you can't get away with it.

Maybe they've already gone into space?

“You can't wander around because there are students everywhere on the ground. ”

The reason why the cowardly wife made it look like a 'Student Festival’ is not different.

To find the label.

Currently, all areas other than cities are being decorated by students with shovels.

That is, there is nowhere to hide.

What if he's hiding?

“There's nowhere to go but heaven where the angels live. ”

“Maybe so. If you're still at the festival level. Hahn. From now on, you're gonna poke around the sky until I get there. ”

“What does the Demon King do? ”

“You have to eat. ”

“...... ”

“If you have a complaint, you can catch a nice rooster and get married. ”

“Ugh... while I'm on my way, I'll look for a concubine. I'm not looking forward to it. ”

Flash-!

He spread his wings nervously and flew high in the sky.

“Well... then. ”

It's been a long time since I've rested.

*

I quietly escaped at dawn.

Talia knew she wanted me to stay with her for longer, but now was not the time.

We can lose everything.

As soon as the Fantasy Dimension passes over to Molansoft, I and Sauciel, which make up the Dimension, will be locked away forever.

Glug...

Shadow A, shy of a blanket on top of a lingerie, protrudes out of the darkness.

“Valiant, Elfheim would like a word with you. ”

“Where is it?”

“On the lake.”

“Yes."

There's no need for passageways.

I naturally fold the space and move beyond the wall.

I arrived at the side of Elveheim, walking along the lake.

“Oh! You're fast. If you're an assassin, I don't even know when a fairy like me died. Haha!”

“You have a good laugh. ”

“Do I always think about my death and live in weakness? I guess I'm tired. ”

“What do you want to talk about? ”

“You wouldn't have come to the Festival to see my daughter. Do you have a reason?"

“Well, yeah. ”

I answered honestly.

Pedonar is the second father-in-law, but ironically, all my children were born in the womb of a 'single girl’.

Black Hee Caesar, Italy.

Although there is a slight difference, gum hee is still known as a ‘virgin’, and Talia is covered with a romance called 'warrior overnight'.

Sauciel is the only one in the room.

Glug... Hic...

Elveheim, walking side-by-side with Shadow A, suddenly approached, looks up at the lake and says,

“Festival World is home to the first angel, Parmael. It's a little different from the Demon King Pedonar who moved to the planet Fantasia. Farmael has been raising his own kind and followers for a very long time. I've been encouraging career adventurers by angels. However, as the number of adventurers increases, you will reach saturation. ”

“So?”

I don't know what this fairy king has to say yet, but I've decided to listen a little more.

The opponent is Elveheim, the third most revered fairy king of all, despite his unfortunate hobby.

I won't say anything nonsense.

“Parmael, who has determined that there is nowhere left to explore on the Festival Planet, turns his eyes to another dimension suitable for humankind. ”

“Fantasia.”

“Yes, that's right. Parmael establishes friendship with Fedonar, the guardian god there, and then deceives numerous adventurers into immigrants and sends them to the Fantasy dimension. ”

“The beginning of the Apocalypse. ”

The relationship between Pedonar and Parmael is severely disrupted by the murders of his mother-in-law, Fantasia, who were the spirits of the planet.

I know that after that.

Parmael called the best warrior he had ever raised a ‘warrior’ and attacked the ‘Demon King’ Pedonar.

And the runaway senior who achieved this great work was called "the first warrior."

“You know?”

“Didn't Shadow A tell you? ”

“I heard. You're married to the Demon King's daughter? In that order, my daughter would go first. ”

“This is a scam. ”

Because the pregnancy rate is so bad, once a thousand years, the fairy royal family succeeds in one night!

It doesn't make any sense.

“That's how the world works. ”

“That's fine. So, you wanted to tell me about the information you've been gathering for almost 200 years? ”

“Exactly. But I'm not taking your time to give you information that you already know. ”

“Really?"

Even the Final Sex Spear spoke well, but Elfheim, the third fairy king, was not well.

Except when it comes to regrettable hobbies.

“Let's go back to the beginning. Pedonar and Parmael who settled on the planet had the same goal. Conquest of the world. I want everything in the world. It started out purely childish. But they go on a different path in preparation for world conquest. Pedonar has enlarged his people and raised an army. On the other hand, Parmael raised more people and more adventurers. Adventurer. Isn't that strange? ”

“Indeed...”

If you want to conquer the world, you must raise an army.

By the way, an adventurer?

No matter what rhetoric they wrap up, they are merely petty thieves digging up graves and ruins.

They do not have the capacity to stabilize the people of the conquered countries.

If the outlaws say they run a country of law, who will believe and follow it? You can tell by looking at the history of the earth.

That is, there is something.

“At that time, all I could think about was that someone had inspired an adventurer to act like an innocent child. ”

“An adventurer can do anything? ”

“Yes. Adventurers are constantly adventurous. Someone who admires and praises the adventure told the first angel Parmael...”

“Lanubel!”

The first name that popped into my head was' Lanubel. ’

She kept singing "Adventure" with her mouth shut. No matter what, it always comes down to adventure.

Friendship Adventure, Love and Adventure, Growth and Adventure, Revenge Adventure, Hunting and Adventure, Year and Year Adventure, Income and Adventure...

Conquest is an adventure.

Elveheim continues.

“My full name is Elveheim Khan Lanuberg. Elveheim is the name given to me by my mother, who was the Second Elf King, and Khan is the title given to the Elf Chief of the Southern Continent for generations. And Lanuberg is the castle that received me from the sacred Imperial Wasteland, who adopted me as a adopter. ”

“The Holy Empire. Even the grandson of Parmael, Rebel, was mixed with the blood of that country. ”

“It's not just a coincidence. For nearly 200 years, I've been pretending to steal women's breasts from humans and angels, gathering ancient information scattered around the festival planet. ”

“Everyone must have fooled me! ”

No indigenous people would have noticed, because they were actually watching, not pretending.

“Lanubel is the truth in the ancient language. Lanuberg means' one who preaches the truth 'in the ancient language. There is also a literature that God came down from heaven to earth to preach the truth, even in the mythology of the rebirth of the Lanuberg for generations. If you put them together like a puzzle, that's what it means. For angels, there was a god who preached the truth: Adventure. ”

“Wait! Is that...? ”

Oh, my God!

I admire Shadow A's breasts as I look at Elveheim's smudged face.

How could you imagine such a horrible thing?

His astonishing deductive powers even creep me out.

“Since then, I've been calling the archaeologist Llanubel, ”

“God pretending to be cute. ”

“... Yes? ”

“Isn't it?”

The expression of embarrassment seems to be the wrong answer.

Elveheim revealed the correct answer.

“God of adventure. ”

It was the most disturbing god in the universe.