FFF-Class Trashero
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[23rd] Dr. Love
“Who are you? ”
As expected, disco asked about the identity of the warrior V.
You must speak well here. It is obvious that they will be penalized for cheating.
“Former warrior passing by. We found and rescued an incumbent warrior who fell into a lake. ”
“... a former warrior. ”
But disco still hasn't cleared the eyes of suspicion.
I volunteered.
“Dear Ditoria, This is a warrior I guided a long time ago. If you hadn't retired in a sudden marriage, you would have defeated the Demon King Parmamon. ”
“I see.”
Then disco abandons his suspicions and looks at Ziq.
I don't know what to do with this thirsty young wolf.
You don't know what?
We need to convert him thoroughly.
“I'm afraid the warrior Ziq has asked me so eagerly to accompany him. Disc... disc...”
“It's a dystopia.”
“Yes. I look forward to it. ”
It was really dangerous.
It was because he almost called the inspector sheep ‘disco’ on his conscience.
Dizzoria, Dizzoria, Dizzoria...
The name is too long.
I suggest we call it short for affection.
“Diana. What do you think? ”
“Diah?”
“This is the nickname I used to make up. ”
“... there's only one person in the universe who can call me by my affection. ”
“Then there's nothing I can do. ”
If you don't like her, let's not call her by her name anymore.
Zeke was pleased with the declaration that I was accompanying him.
“Oh! Thank you, sir! ”
“You're enough. ”
“Yes, sir! ”
My joining was perfect.
The only homework left is to convert Zeke into a decent man in a short time.
Seeing the state of Zeke, it would only be useful if the combination of journeys and efforts worked, but I couldn't back down because it was hard to get here.
First, a psychological exam.
“Sieg. I have a question before I teach you about romance. ”
“Yes!”
“The first question. A princess or princess suspected of glamorous attire, a beautiful girl, has fallen alone in a remote forest. What are you gonna do? ”
“I'm sure he's in danger, so I'm going to have to run and get him. ”
“Wrong! A normal princess and a princess don't wander around without an attendant. You have to think of her as mentally and politically problematic. If you lend a helping hand to such a beauty, you cannot have a normal relationship. I'm being used as a courtesy. ”
“Well, if she's still pretty... hmm! ”
Normal judgments are second to none, followed by very low self-awareness.
I looked around the SSS-grade campsite and said,
“Question number two. I found a naked woman in the men's locker room. The screaming woman draws her sword and comes at you. What are you gonna do? ”
“Is she pretty?”
“... Yes. Excellent.”
“I run away until I'm stuck in an alley, and I store her naked body in my brain as a 3D stereoscopic image. and then slowly regenerate at night. ”
“Wrong! You have to teach that pervert a lesson about breaking into a man's sanctuary! A woman who makes mistakes and glows has a problem with her personality. Kick him out of the dressing room, no matter what. We need to meet normal women. ”
“In life, mistakes...”
“If you make a mistake, you should apologize first. The perpetrator and the victim must not be overturned. ”
“But if you're pretty, forgiveness... hmm! ”
It's severe.
To make love, you have to start by meeting an ordinary woman.
But he wanted it to twist weird from the first button. And I didn't know how to think.
I'll give you anything you want if you're pretty!
... like this, it couldn't have been a relationship pushing and pulling according to yin and yang's balance.
“What if she's not pretty? ”
“Of course it's none of your business. Save me and forgive me for what? ”
I did not like disco's expression of listening quietly from behind.
I decided to observe a randomly chosen warrior from a neutral standpoint, but Sieg's thinking went beyond that.
I needed to fix it.
“Ziq.”
“Yes, sir. ”
“Listen carefully. I asked you two questions for the purpose of personalized education. ”
“Oh!”
“... but your grades were not very good. Ah! There's no need to lose heart already. There is a solution.”
“Do you?! ”
“To be strong. Be stronger than anyone else. ”
“... Yes? ”
“It takes strength to persuade a girl to live a new life no matter what her past has been like in the forest, and to defeat a crazy woman who cuts through men's dressing rooms without killing her. Overwhelming power!”
“Well, I don't think that's a relationship...? ”
What's up?
There was a sharp rebuttal against the rubbish of the Zeke topic.
Becoming strong makes everything easier.
Convincing, easy to conquer, easy to earn, easy to travel...
Of course, romance becomes easier.
“Zeke. Stupid Zeke. You have to know how to give up. But you're telling me the ideology of not giving up on my question. ”
“But, sir. Isn't this common sense? Helping a beauty, closing her eyes...”
“That's why you haven't been in a straight relationship. ”
“Ah…”
“Inner beauty is important to women, not outer face. ”
Make sure your spine and pelvis are pretty first. Face is next.
Then Zeke protests.
“Is that why you married such a beautiful woman? ”
“Of course.”
When I touch my wife's pelvis, I'm told she's a coward.
“... are you a beauty? ”
“You're asking the obvious question. A beautiful woman on the inside is a beautiful woman on the outside. ”
“Decisive...”
“I'm trying to experience it firsthand. People like you don't sob with theories they pick up. You know about relationships? Have you tried it?”
“Hehe!”
“Zeke, you're not the type to give up. But this is fun. If you're weak, you're just a pervert, and if you're strong, you know the wind. ”
“Aha!”
“That's why you have to be strong. To be called a hero, not a pervert. ”
I have a plan.
I know how to make love, but I know how to get stronger faster.
I have decided to make it public to protect my wife's beloved fantasia school.
“Zeke, just trust this man and follow me. Then you can be strong. ”
Waste of life will help you become a clear and reckless warrior.
*
The location of the dungeon suitable for Ziq can also be found in Molanphon, but you must break the dungeon on such a high difficulty level to quickly become stronger.
Much of my knowledge became useless at the beginning of the fifth curriculum, but the dungeon that could not withstand the initial run was inevitable.
The dungeon I recommend...
“Hm. I can't remember the name of the dungeon, but it's a dungeon I used to use as a Society. It's hard to find a path without traps, and its main enemies are enhanced by the energy flowing from the pure lava flowing down here. It is roughly 10 times stronger. ”
“... someone put a dungeon on the Moranphone. ”
“What did he say? ”
“An impregnable dungeon that should never be entered. He said he had regretted it five times and came to a conclusion. ”
“What an idiot. ”
A dungeon is not a tomb of warriors. A great place to get free experience and items.
“Are we going in?”
“Of course.”
Located at the southern tip of the southern continent, this dungeon has excellent difficulty.
However, because it has been downgraded to the elementary school, it is suitable for Ziq who has been hiding his skills so far.
“There's nothing to be afraid of. This is a dungeon I used to go in and out of every morning as a substitute for my workout. You're not even alone. There's a lot going on.”
“Why am I out? ”
“Me, too."
Disco and the fairy female protested.
“I was just telling you the truth. You're going to go through the dungeon in front of Zeke? ”
“...... ”
“Or respect the opinion of a Zieg warrior. The worst coworkers in the world make self-assertions with just a spoon. ”
I know it very well!
I wake up the dungeon, and my colleagues shout at me, even though I'm just a burden.
Ranubel sets a trap for the dungeon on purpose, but the others are just not helping.
In the middle of a battle, who will kill more? ’Those who promote a gambling culture really want to cut off their fingers.
If this dungeon is broken, Zeke will definitely be one step closer to a decent man.
“Here we go...! ”
A warrior, Ziq, charges into an underground world that looks like a complex anthill.
We left a few paces later to avoid interference. And I casually followed behind him.
Marmalade!
Marlin!
Malaang!
The first of them, the soft slimes come at him.
However, the unyielding slime has become an opponent to Zeke, who hasn't pooped in 1950.
Things would have been different if I had been so desperate.
The next opponent is a Goblin.
“Gooob-!"
“Gob! ”
“Goob!"
Even so, Ziq came over quite easily.
Goblins are naturally weak, so they often use tricky tactics. However, the Goblins here abandoned their organs due to the Lava's influence and chose all-out war.
“That's it! ”
Thanks to you, the warrior's confidence continues to rise.
However,
“Mom!"
“QuQu...! ”
“Tu!”
I started getting a little tired from the enhanced Orcs.
Race: Dragonic Orcs
Level: 912
Job: Fighting (Crisis Speculation )
⁄ Skill: Frenzied SSS Linked Speculative SS Speculative Spectacular Cotton S...
Status: Connection, Pulse
Although he had some unusually high skills, he was not a match for Zeke who played in elementary school with his middle school skills.
But the geographical advantage is why we can make it difficult for Zeke.
rapid pulse.
Dragon Vein.
I love dragons, from the East to the West to the Fantasy. On Earth, "the energy of the earth" simply refers to the molten vein, while in the fantasy world, it really refers to a place associated with dragons.
The place where the dragons were killed.
The vengeance in the dragon's blood corrupts the earth and drives the monsters and animals that live there.
And it's made of dragon bones.
“Huff! Huff! I can't do this alone anymore. ”
“Use the traps around you. ”
“Sunbae. It's harder to fight because of the trap. Use it." ”
“Consider the trap an ally. They don't hit you in the back. Fair to all.”
It's a technique I learned to live by pretending to be cute.
“What the...? ”
“You must be having a hard time because of your stupidity. Keep your eyes open and keep your eyes open. ”
“Yes? Yes. ”
The overall strength of the warrior V is rubbish compared to my first time. I can't use my powers, of course.
On the other hand, the dungeon ‘Contaminated Yongle D’ was further strengthened from the fourth to the fifth curriculum.
But my footsteps did not hesitate.
Because...
“This is what warriors are for. ”
Because my will is a warrior. Need more reasons?
The garage is overflowing.