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[23rd] Kiss ~ JuJu!

“Sir, this way. Hiya! Is this really heaven on earth? ”

“Zeke, let me introduce you. This is my pet, Slawley. I can talk to people. ”

“... Hello, warrior. ”

“Phew…? ”

Zieg, who was immersed in a barren tub of white steam, could not connect the words.

The rainbow fox that was sitting on Zeke's head was also atrophied.

Of course I did.

This is because it's not an opponent.

Even though rainbow foxes make seven tails worth more to dragons, my pet Slalory is the leader of the 'White Dragon’.

It's different.

A one-tailed cub is like dust.

“Sir...”

“What is it?”

“Are you kidding me? Didn't you ask Slaias the Ice Dragon to impersonate your pet? ”

“You might not believe me if I say no. Do you believe me when I tell Slawley what to do? ”

“Then... kiss me... on the cheek... hmm! ”

Zeke orders quickly, then shifts his head.

Slalory's expression, standing behind me in the bathtub, distorted horribly.

I turned around and said,

“Slawley. You hear that? The current warrior wants a kiss. Don't bother me. ”

“... Yes. If that's what you want.”

Glug.

Slawley takes off the clothes that were covering the body that did not fit the girl's figure and walks into the pool.

I can't see my naked body because of the steam, but the silhouette alone burns my zic.

“Ah…”

Seeing Slalory's Nazin approaching across the tub, Ziq could not connect the words.

“Tsk, tsk!"

Zeke's pet cries bitterly as if jealous.

However, the owner, who had already lost his mind, remained motionless.

Slawley places his hands on Zeke's shoulders.

“... will be a kiss you'll never forget, warrior. ”

“What the... oops! ”

“Hehe!”

The two lips met.

And the vision of Slaias the Ice Dragon King disappeared.

Srr....

The beauty who stole the lips of Class F warrior Ziq quickly turned into a bipedal pig.

It's called an Orc.

Of course, it's a male.

From the moment I kissed, Zeke's eyes were wide open.

“Oops?! ”

Ziq's face, which had just been reminded of the heat in the hot tub, became blue.

His arms are Orcs.).

However, the Orc, who had anticipated and held Zeke by his shoulders, did not simply release him.

“QuQu!"

As I promised, I embraced today's kiss with the intent to never forget it.

Zeke, caught in a firm forearm, struggles to escape, but panic makes him unable to make a normal judgment.

“Woohoo! ”

JuJu!

However, I was very disappointed to see only the back of the pet's head.

*

“Huff, huff! ”

The warrior Ziq sits in the corner of the men's dressing room crying.

The tear glands seem surprised by the unusual experience.

“Zeke, get dressed. The sauna is the union you were expecting. ”

“I was wrong... I lost my will to live... * Sobbing * ”

“Oh! Don't just whine with an orc. I've kissed stupid fish and chickens. Do you know how that feels? ”

I fucked a mermaid and a Harpy.

It was a horrible feeling like my stupidity had moved me too!

“Sniff! Really? ”

“Have faith. That's because you didn't believe him. A big kiss for an orc...”

“Eeeek! ”

He bowed to the ground to see if he recalled it.

I don't know what you're doing in my pet's house.

Slawley frowns, returning as a beautiful girl.

“I should be offended that I had to kiss you so forcefully, but I don't know why the warrior I ordered was in such a commotion. ”

“That's just the way Zeke is. ”

Are you thinking about kissing a positive dragon who can change gender freely?

The opposing team is an orc.

As long as the opponent is a beauty, he seems to have a much wider range of tolerance than his runaway companion, who has never been part of a race.

Scary bastard.

I would've killed myself already.

“Tsk, tsk.”

“Well, yeah. I got this. Sniff! Charlie, thank you. Sniff!”

With the comfort of the rainbow fox, Ziq regained consciousness.

... social studies teacher.

We were gathered for an operational meeting at a unisex sauna facility.

The face of the most important warrior, Ziq, was halfway through in a short time, but it shouldn't be a big deal.

“You don't look so good, Zieg. ”

“... Ma'am. When spoken harshly, stay away from your father! ”

“I think it's a really great hot spring. I'm sorry, Your Majesty, that you can rest like this. ”

The first arrivals were enjoying the sauna.

You seem to be playing very well.

The male side, on the other hand, was crap. Ziq has been in chaos ever since he kissed an Orc, and for my warrior V, the hot springs were nothing but hot water.

“This lizard is my pet, Slalory. ”

“Hello. I'm Slalory, the Ice Dragon King Slylass, a few hours ago...”

Your pet greeted you brightly!

... Less training.

“Can't you say hello more brightly? ”

“It's Slawley! Take care of him!" ”

“A little better. ”

This is the end of your worthless introduction...

We started discussing future events, relaxing and enjoying the sauna.

“Phew...”

“Well...”

“Ha…”

... and I was ready to listen with a good face.

They seemed to think it was the same this time, because the warrior V had already set a schedule so far.

I'm not wrong.

“Due to Zieg warrior's incompetence, I felt the need to acquire a sword quickly. In the future, our goal is Molancoin. You should pray quietly behind the scenes for the warrior Ziq to pass through the trials of the Giant King Phoenix. Any objections? ”

“There is!”

“... patron. Is there a problem?"

“I haven't learned how to make a dragon a pet, but a test of the Sword? I'm not giving it away for free, but I think it's too soon! ”

“Hmm…”

Zeke must be very coveted by my sleigh.

How can a man so devoted to his instincts be such a man?

He boasted about his pet in front of me, and as soon as my pet looked cooler, he began to covet it.

“Tsk, tsk...”

The rainbow fox was blurry.

Did he already feel sorry for his abandoned pet?

Disco intervened.

“Zieg warrior. I didn't want to interfere. Let me tell you something because you don't look like anyone else. Please treat your pets with care. Pets that are not loved by their owners are very painful. ”

She once proudly introduced herself as the pet of Chairman Moransoft.

How great is he to have a pet of God?

I'd like to meet him.

“Sorry, sorry, Dizzoria. And Harry.”

“Tsk, tsk.”

Seems like Zeke's useless opinions are over, so I decided to explain the schedule in earnest.

“After a good rest here today, tomorrow you'll act except for me. I'll tell you where the dungeon is, so be careful. ”

“Aren't you going? ”

Asked in a tone that disco is strange.

“Is there a problem? ”

“No, I thought you were programmed to help current warriors, but I was just saying that you have a lot of self-determination. ”

“This is not a replica. ”

“Oh! Excuse me. ”

“Compliments don't get you anything. ”

“Yes... yes? ”

“Rest well today, and tomorrow we can leave for a nest full of Medusa. And my immediate successor, Zeke. No need to rush pets. Beautiful women miss their chance to get married after a year, but dragons don't miss a hundred years. ”

I'm not joking.

Unowned reptiles are everywhere in the fantasy world.

It is clearly advantageous to be able to transform into a person and communicate, but the fact that a reptile does not change.

And most dragons get younger as they get older. When concepts are full, like our dear friend Neubius, they go beyond rare and endangered species.

Zeke asked again.

“Really?"

“Listen, suspicious Zeke. You can tame any dragon with a pet, but I'll give you a list of useful ones. ”

“Oh my…! ”

“Lorichost, the Demon King of the North. A man who turns into a pretty boy and seduces confused women. Amsterori, the King of the West. It's a hobby of approaching and attacking compassionate men in the form of a young beauty. Slalory, Ice Dragon King of the Southern Continent. That's right, my pet. A beauty who enslaves her warriors. Romania, the New Dragon King of the West. It's easy to use faith and youthful looks to legally abuse the faithful. Loritron, the Lion King of the Dead Sea. I have a fancy hobby of keeping heroes on the island and raising them. Crowley, the Sea Dragon King, lives in the sea of infinity. When it comes to tentacles, you're an expert with no one to follow. These are second-class pets. First graders aren't your strong suit, and third graders aren't your strong suit. ”

“...... ”

“If you don't have any questions, go! ”

I sent the warrior Zeik and his miscellaneous things to Medusa's stronghold.

Beauty alone will make a very good study for the fierce one.

In the meantime, I...

“Slawley, I have work to do. ”

“Yes, I can take it off from here - what?! ”

“Don't make offensive noises. Listen carefully. Instead, invite the previous saint here. If he knows where his missing mother is, he'll come for sure. ”

“I understand.”

As I expected, thief E, who became a saint of the South Continent, visited the hot springs.

She was worried about Shadow A, who lived happily ever after in her regrettable husband's arms.

Rogue E seriously asked.

“Ancient warrior. You know where my mother is? ”

A thief who is considered to be the first of the pureblood fairies. Do I have to call you Holy E from now on?

She has received numerous compliments, boasting a charming body that is as charming as a human from head to toe.

I said it in a polite tone.

“Why don't you get some rest and talk about it in the morning?" ”

“That's... good. But the idea of using the hot springs...”

“You don't need a servant. ”

“Yes? Yes. That's right."

“Do as you please. I don't want to force you to rest. ”

“... Thank you for your consideration. ”

“You're welcome.”

Saint E, who thanked me for posing as host of the hot springs, moved to the assigned room.

I instructed my pet.

In a solemn voice.

“When the saint dresses up in her pajamas and falls asleep, bring her mulberries that she considers to be her life. I'd have hidden it behind my pillow. ”

“mulberry...? ”

Slalory, who is transforming into a beautiful girl in an unrealistic body, looks like she doesn't understand.

Why would you do such a meaningless thing?

…. "

“You have no idea. The pity of the absent. Just do as you're told. ”

“Yes.”

The rule is to avoid.

There are many ways to hire a saint without a sword.

Like right now.

A refreshing morning dawned.

However, Saint E, who wanted to inquire about Mother's whereabouts, did not come to me directly, but stuck in the bedroom.

I don't know why.

Knock, knock!

I politely knocked on her bedroom door.

“I'll go in.”

“Ah! Now, wait a minute...! ”

You see a fairy covered in a blanket like a pupa.

Sitting on a nearby couch, I pulled out ‘mulberry’ from my pocket.

“I'd like to sell this to the saint. ”

“That's...! ”

“You're not suggesting this is mine, are you? I firmly believe that it is not a terrible truth that the saint deceived everyone. ”

“... No. ”

“Haha! I knew it! So I'm only going to sell it for 50 billion gold. ”

“50 Billion?! ”

“Don't worry too much. Pay it back with no interest for the rest of your life. ”

“Are you a demon...? ”

“Humans.”

It's written like that for the Warriors V.