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[27th] Patience MAX

“Ironic. I never thought I'd be a god of adventure...”

“Let's talk. ”

“Ah, I see the principle. But is it because the unqualified are forced to float? I can't calm down. ”

“... Do you feel better holding son-in-law's steady hands? ”

“That helps a lot. It gives me an idea of what my future adventures will be like. ”

“Oh, yes. So now we're talking... mother-in-law? ”

“...... ”

My mother-in-law, who held my hand and rubbed it on my cheek, stopped.

And I blacked out.

“Huh! This is crazy. ”

I grabbed my mother-in-law's spine, which was about to collapse on the sand.

It was a side effect of a forced reaction.

You will not open your eyes until the bowl is expanded and adapted.

Maybe forever.

“Ranubel didn't mean it! ”

“Of course you are.”

“Woo…”

“Don't pretend to be cute. You want me to crack open the coffin, fill it with sand, then sew it up? ”

“Hiik -?! ”

Ranubel closes his eyes tightly.

She looks like she wants to run away right now, but she's still stuck with the wrong spine.

“Hey. Get on your back.”

“On my back?”

“Are you crazy? Get on your back. ”

I handed her to Ranubel, who was nowhere to be woken.

“Llanubel's waist...”

“So?”

“No, I'll carry it. ”

Ordinary people would have sat on the floor screaming in agony just by standing still.

But he was able to move even when he lost his powers.

Maybe it's a former god.

I was able to walk with my person on my back.

My legs were trembling, but I endured it without groaning.

We made a big detour around the island in that state.

“Nothing...”

Weather is warm enough to go naked all day.

... I couldn't help feeling like someone had intentionally set me up to not wear clothes.

There didn't seem to be any night.

Instead, the shade of palm trees growing all over the island was as dark as blackout curtains.

There were no suns, stars, moons, etc. in the sky, and the defenses were blurred.

“Nothing. Durian's growing a lot. ”

“Shut up.”

“Woo…”

Not as much as my father-in-law, but I am increasingly walking the path of a foodie.

But there was nothing to eat here.

Coconut, durian, lanubel.

I don't want to eat these three forever.

“Ah! Let's check out the ocean. ”

Boom!

Immediately after diving into the sea, I discovered something amazing.

There was nothing.

There are fish that look like eels swimming around, but no matter how far you go, you can't see the bottom.

It's urgent.

Boom!

I saw the sky again.

Obviously, I kept going down to the sea, but I came back out to sea level.

“Is this...? ”

I was confident after diving back and forth.

This was a small planet of water. And the UAVs are floating around like aircraft carriers.

There were many laws of physics, including gravity, but this was not an ordinary world, so I had to move on.

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The power of some swift drink.

He was a pervert who couldn't spare the effort to create a dimension for me and my mother-in-law.

I don't think it will be easy to get out of here until I make this hamburger that Marcin wants.

“Lanubel.”

“Yes.”

“Tell me everything you know about a quick drink. ”

“I don't know anything about Ranubel, he's a god who's lived in the village all his life. ”

“That's not helping. ”

I scoured the island, but I couldn't find anything suspicious to suggest an escape.

In the center there was a sloping hill, which was surprisingly covered with the fountain lunar eclipse.

What a shitty day.

Clean creeks, ponds, caves with melting ice caps, and fluffy sand beaches with red glow.

The plan of the uninhabited island was so blatant that I couldn't help but notice.

Tried to escape into space, but failed because of the overwhelming force that couldn't even escape the light.

... This is bad.

On a small island with nothing to do, men and women are trapped in a frenzy.

The future was obvious.

In fact,

“Durian smells really sweet, but it helps with restoration, constipation, and anemia. Ah! It's also used as a hardener to enhance function. ”

“I didn't ask. ”

“Thought you'd want to know. ”

“One more small talk and you'll be beaten with a durian. ”

“...... ”

When I was a kid, I ate durian.

My father couldn't stand the rotten smell of the onions on the durian, and I didn't like the soft texture.

However, I had a lot of opportunities to eat because my mother liked it.

At the level of the Fantasy...

“I haven't eaten. ”

It wasn't without durian. However, I didn't even have a chance to see the strict ban on the entry of pretending nobles into the territory.

I'm going to eat a lot from now on.

Until it bites you!

His nose is already paralyzed and he can't handle anything.

“The Demon King, can I just say one more thing? ”

“Don't be useless. ”

“It's about drinking. ”

I thought you said you didn't know anything about this country.

“Then say something. ”

“Yes! Durian is a weapon used by some swift spirit. Rumor has it that a virtuous goddess sounded with a durian...”

“Are you kidding me? ”

Fruit is God's weapon?

A hard spine runs on the skin of a durian, but it's not enough to hurt God.

“I'm telling you the truth! I can hear it! There's a god who cuts through planets with carrots! ”

“Huh! Carrots this time? ”

“I saw this with my own eyes! When he swings the carrot, the planet breaks in half...”

“Do you want to be a durian? ”

“No.”

“Then shut up again. ”

“...... ”

You've wasted your time with this star-spangled nonsense of Ranubel.

... but as time went by, my body became impatient.

Of course, I wasn't playing.

Original Sin

Magic System

I constantly knocked on the wall of the barn.

Someday it will be pierced.

Because the fewer parallel worlds in the classroom and fantasia that are given to students for education, the stronger I become.

I can already feel it.

My personality, which was always less than 1%, was growing rapidly.

The fact that Sauciel is tidying up the classroom after noticing a defect. It would have been quicker if they didn't have to see it.

Problem is...

Original Sin

Magic System

Every time I became strong, my mother-in-law became strong, too.

The drink must be controlling my power to prevent me from escaping.

This is crazy and crazy.

“I owe you...”

Now, there is only one way to convince my mother-in-law who is being empowered by a swift drink.

I hope you wake up soon. We have to hold on to the spine of Ranubel and wait.

*

The difference between day and night made no sense at all how much time had passed.

A day? A full day? Years?

Time is relative.

I was bored with the spine of the label and tried to soak it up, but it was not a fundamental solution.

Boring.

Recently, as a side effect of abstinence, it has reached the point where the spine of the label can only be touched.

I felt a sense of self-esteem, leaving only Ranubel's head in the sand.

I want to bury my mother-in-law because I feel like it.

“The Demon King. Ranubel is bored. ”

“Don't whip me. ”

Previously, the whining tore out the ribs of the lanubel and pierced its eyeholes, but now that's a hassle, too.

I also had a cold grudge.

I hate to admit it, but I appreciate her a little.

If I hadn't kept the relentless chattering by my side, I would have put my hands on my mother-in-law's body.

This is not a matter of sexual desire.

I'm bored and going crazy!

“Hmmm...”

“I'm finally awake...! ”

Your mother-in-law's wild roar mixed with the sound of the waves.

... savage?

I must be crazy at last.

“Yawn!”

“You're up.”

“Yes, but I'm fine. ”

“You seem to have completely absorbed the personality of Lanubel. ”

“No. I mean, I thought your baby would be in my belly when I opened my eyes. ”

“Ha, ha, ha... I don't think so. ”

It was really hard.

I don't think it's a weapon, as Ranubel argued, but durian must be a ‘fruit of drink’.

It burns every time you eat it!

You may think you don't want to eat it, but then my hands went numb because I was bored.

It's too hot to resist.

It was a vicious cycle.

This must be the place that makes even the righteous Class Z Demon King go bankrupt.

“Your clothes have changed. ”

“Yes. External goods corroded and disappeared here. ”

So I also wear a skirt made of palm tree leaves around my waist.

Only for this moment.

“Hmm-hmm."

“...... ”

“You must be very angry. ”

“Stop making fun of me. ”

My mother-in-law carefully examined the clothes I had made.

I made my clothes really rough, but my mother-in-law made them meticulously customized so that her insides couldn't be seen.

Needles were made from spines of eels and knitted with fibers made from durian stems.

... time went very well.

“You're really good with your hands. ”

“He was a warrior.”

You have to know how to do this to be a warrior.

“Oh my! You're so different from the warrior I thought you were. ”

“They're fake. ”

“Is that it? ”

“That's it. ”

“Hohoho!”

“Hahaha!”

“...... ”

We stood still and stared at each other for a long time.

My mother-in-law broke the silence first.

“I was slain and horrified and barely escaped extinction by the grace of Drinkin. I still don't know why you helped me. ”

“That's fucked up. ”

The runaway master defeated the Demon King Fedonar with the power of the brave.

However, this power was lent to the Demon King's wife by a man who rushed to save her life.

In other words, my wife crushed my husband seeking revenge!

Can you even twist it?

I'm so overwhelmed that I have nothing to say.

“The fastest man in the universe was involved. ”

“So what do you want to do? ”

“I already told you. I love you. It's true that Drinkin pushed you a little from behind, but this heart is real. You're the savior who wants to give me everything. Not the body, not the mind, not the child. ”

“...... ”

“That's too bad. If I had just been resurrected a little earlier, I would have taken her place. ”

“Hmmm. My father-in-law...”

“Ignore that fool. You said you only loved me forever, and you've had a lot of birthing in 5,000 years! ”

“Oh, yes. ”

On second thought, it was.

There were so many Demon King's sons, the Demon King's daughter, and the Demon King's wife that I slaughtered during my adventure.

So where were we?

“I love you. ”

“You're late.”

“I know. I didn't have a baby in my sleep. ”

“...... ”

“But I'm not going to give up like this. I want revenge on my daughter. ”

“That's a little...”

“Hehe. You'd be embarrassed at this, wouldn't you? So I decided to keep watching Sosia live in a state of constant anxiety. ”

“Hmm?"

What's that supposed to mean?

My mother-in-law smiled and suggested.

Adventure

Magic System

“I will lend you all the power I have, so be an apostle. And every time you let the Socians down, talk to me. ”

“Great!”

Is it a telephone abdomen?

I took one more step forward in my dream of columns!