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[28th] Sosia & Hifria

Fath-!

The paladins who were blocking the way opened their eyes.

“Your Eminence...? ”

“Ah, ah...”

The two shuddered back and forth, kneeling politely.

I wasn't on their list of cardinals, but the ID they gave me was real.

The righteous G-rank warrior ventured into a washroom that only the chosen ones could enter!

― Trouble: Don't say toilet in front of the cadets. People like Améba believe it's straightforward.

Ah, I did! I'll be careful from now on, pretty moral lady!

With a beautiful moral girl who looks as beautiful as her inner beauty, my heart feels cleansed, too.

This is an adventure!

⤷Ouch! The inside of the Molan Bridge's main mountain is first seen.

⤷SS: It feels like a very old-fashioned bathroom.

⤷Pico: The Molan Bridge's main mountain range is shared toilets, divided into non-gender compartments. Complete with flushing and video, you can also experience the slimming toilet of your memories.

⤷ZIC: It's real! The real one! The real Molasses!

⤷AOM: Zeke. Back of the barrel, please. He's been known as the Molanean fanatic since the early days of the community.

At that time, he struggled with sewers and purification tanks to get the sewage out.

Other than technology, however, he used the power of capitalism.

I insisted on only the highest quality to impress the difficult royalty and nobles of the North Continent.

A handcrafted drama crafted by a sturdy angel blacksmith with a strong spine, just by looking at the installed bidet.

This is the heart of the Molan Bridge.

“You look strange, don't you? ”

A side-by-side disco looked at my face and asked.

“Of course. This is a sanctuary that only the Cardinal, the high official of the Morang Bridge, can enter. ”

“Indeed...”

The inside was quiet.

Molang Bridge is an achievement, not a recommendation, which is why you cannot sit idly and enjoy your position.

It is also impossible to use a pruning tool to turn a lesser party's accomplishments into mine.

Because the job of the religious family is given by the system, not the boss.

Promotion, Demotion.

"From this day forth, Your Eminence," he said as the head of the Church. ’This does not mean that I will become a cardinal.

I am taking steps to build my reputation and reputation like me.

That's the same with the bishop.

No one can escape this judgment except the chosen daughter from birth.

Therefore, the one who always guards this toilet is only a "saint" who does not need performance.

I opened my eyes and spoke to the woman who was sitting somewhere on the toilet without a partition.

“Welcome to the Holy Land, new cardinal. ”

“Is this a true story...”

“What do you mean? ”

The old North Continent saint, Lady C, was scrubbing toilets like a servant girl.

And a new person.

It was my familiar face and spine.

“Hipria...”

Race: First Angel

⁄ Level: 9999 +

Job: Goddess (Church Creation )

Skill: Faith GGG Sacred GGG Charm G Feeding ZZ Parenting Z...

Status: Tranquility

But her people were the first angels like Parmael. This cannot be deceived by the system.

My cowardly wife must have done something else after being locked up in the barn for 10 years.

I wanted to shake the cowardly wife's pelvis and ask her, but the situation was not right.

What time is it?

Miss morality, Miss morality!

Secret: Principal Soziel's emotions were dramatically agitated by the abduction of a strong advisor. Principal Soziel, who decided he couldn't do this on his own, chose a way to resurrect him.

The method was simple.

Challenge Parmael for being dishonored by graduates at a recent festival, shattered with identity and pride.

Living with Socia (?) and freed himself from the fate of "dummy," he defeated Parmael in a spiritual battle of existence.

And now.

Hipria, who became the first angel, is acting as a principal and goddess.

Explanation: Hipria, like the Demon Lord Pile of a Strong Advisor, controls the pile only when she has to move as a Molanean goddess. Leave it in your usual state of sleep and work in the office or take care of Cidiel.

It turns out...

While I was unraveling my cowardly wife for 10 years, I did not see my infant son.

If I had been there, I wouldn't have grabbed her pelvis.

You've been after this from the start!

He had left his son with Hipria and flew away on his own.

“I have a question. Did you come here today as Cardinal? Are you here as a warrior? ”

I miss your voice.

I remember when I first met Hipria at the festival.

She, who was everyone's saint, gave me the task of being a saint.

Teach those demonic worshipers to walk the path of heroes again.

“... I don't care what it takes to get a mission. Like pagans and devil worshipers locked up in a dungeon. ”

“If that's the case, I'd like to ask you first. I will reward you accordingly according to the number of evil worshippers and pagans you have worshipped. ”

“Reminds me of a long time ago. ”

“For me, it wasn't enough to enlighten them. That's why I trust you. Righteous Saint.”

“Of course.”

“Then, first, I will place you in a position worthy of being recognized by the Supreme Leader of all the continents. ”

Cardinal Parish (Church Brainz )

It's not a coincidence.

As she explained, I was recognized by the Supreme Leader of all continents.

Erdanti the Great Dragon King of the Middle Continent, Sexphere the Great Sage of the West, Phoenix the Giant King of the South, Malfly the King of the East, and Hippria the Goddess of the North.

The next mission was optimized for the ‘Bishop’ and became a platform to go further up.

“Thank you."

“No. This is your achievement. So you don't have to thank me. ”

“...... ”

We were reunited at an unexpected time and place with Hipria, but the conversation we had was still unnecessary.

It was enough just by looking at me.

“My lord, please come with me. I'll take you to the dungeon.”

“... Yes. ”

I would keep cleaning toilets, but Saint C caught me off guard.

But I couldn't grab the spine.

I had a lot of eyes.

⤷Baal: Hail Goddess Hipria!

⤷Zeus: Should I believe in Moringa Bridge?

⤷Goddess looks like a real goddess. Hmph!

⤷LUKE: The alumni festival goddess???

⤷ZIC: I'll start today, too!

The dungeon that followed the unnoticed Saint C trembled with stench.

It was because pagans and devil worshipers who ‘defiled' the Morang Bridge were housed in solitary confinement rooms that looked like traditional restrooms.

That solitary confinement is a traditional torture method I used 2000 years ago.

Saint C explained.

“A punishment for people who don't know the value of a clean, convenient flush toilet. ”

She's right.

This solitary confinement was more effective than physical torture or thoughtless sermons.

But in other words, it means that we remain stubborn and unhinged in this way.

“Very unpleasant. ”

“Yes. Apparently, he didn't clean up on purpose...”

“No. I mean, the reason they disrespected his grace was unpleasant. I use my skills to control my period. That way, you won't have to use the toilet every day, so the preciousness of flushing toilets won't touch you. ”

“I admired the comet. I can't believe you figured that out in such a short time! You saw it right, Pope. That's why I'm asking you for help. ”

What about Hye-in?

2000 years ago, it was a problem for high-powered people because it did not work.

Of course, they were persuaded by me as the first apostle and became dismissive believers.

It will happen again.

“Holy woman, leave it to me. ”

“I feel confident just saying that. 200 sinners in total. Must be a Grade E or higher in order to be recognized. There is no time limit, and you can earn points every time you succeed. You can buy anything you want with that score. ”

“Anything?”

“Yes. Anything. A table of approximate prices to avoid any misunderstandings later on. Please note.”

200 points: Goddess Kiss

150 points: Garter belt of a teacher

80 Points: Ring of Fortune

50 points: A baby's diaper

20 points: Holy Girl

3 Points: Resurrection Elixir

...

I didn't understand that diapers were worth more to the world than just three saints, but it wasn't my problem to interfere.

My goal is 200 points, of course.

Nothing else caught my eye.

“Shall we get started? ”

*

The Church's brainwashing is special.

The brainwashing obtained by skill is the same as it seems, but it has many times the effect on atheists and pagans.

But it is not absolute.

The probability of success rises from 0.1% to 0.5% is meaningless.

Eventually, I need to have some support for my skills to be effective.

And sermons are my specialty.

“Ahhh-?! ”

“Greetings. This is your spine - oops! ”

Puck.

The fresh spine that escaped from my hand fell to the top of the mountain of filth.

“W-what?! ”

“Your spine fell into a hole as your hand slipped. What am I gonna do with this? It's gonna be hard to recycle that stuff with all the dirt on it. It's already contaminated.”

“Ahhhh...”

“I'm so sorry. If it was a flush toilet, it wouldn't have been such a tragedy if my hands had slipped. You're okay with this, right? ”

“Ugh, ugh, ugh...! ”

“Don't cry. I'll lend you a pair of tweezers. If you lift your spine out of the hole with this...”

“Molang! Molang! Molang!”

“Hahaha! You've finally come to realize the grace and love of the reckless one. It's late, but congratulations. Molang.”

The painting was very simple.

Your skills are flawed.

They understood my mistake, and gladly became mourners with tears of emotion.

In the meantime, what's the catch?

Alex and the maid are hot. Wormwood and strong water continued to bloom all day long with Hippria.

And disco watched as he preached beside me like a watcher.

“How can this be preaching? ”

“I preach everywhere I look. ”

The barbaric gangsters who said they liked the traditional toilets also increased my score by one by one, heading to the Molang Bridge.

10, 50, 100, 150, 200...!

It won't be long before the dungeon is empty.

⤷AML: Shouldn't that have been a hassle?

⤷Zeus: Give it a try and let me know.

⤷Baal: You guys. Apologize to Shiva. I haven't seen him lately.

⤷AK: The people in the first place didn't have a community. What nonsense?

⤷Shut up and look at what a teacher does. It's already changed.

The Cardinal and the Pope were just the gateway through which they trampled.

When my hand slipped 100 times in the dungeon, I was exaggerated with achievements that no one had ever accomplished.

Catholic Adult (Faith Miracles )

An adult treated like only three saints in the fantasy world.

You cannot resurrect the dead like a saint, but you are an anomalous creature that causes an impossible phenomenon to breathe.

But the job I'm after is not an adult.

“I want the lips of the goddess. ”

“Of course. You deserve to steal my lips. ”

... What the hell is this?

My heart was pounding.

Reasonably, I walked ahead of Hippria with 200 points.

“Stop.”

“... I did. ”

I forgot to think only of myself.

I mean, there is one more me here.

Strong water stood in my way.

I originally planned to provoke him with an event to meet 'gum hee’, but it was slightly wrong.

Strong water suggested.

“Give up the lips of the goddess. Then I will help you graduate. ”

The conditions were not bad enough.

I answered with a smile from a righteous warrior.

“Sunbae, how about this? If you fight and lose, give up the goddess's lips, and if you win, hand over the Sword Nuclion to me. ”

“You're gonna regret this. ”

“I'll show you a miracle. ”

“... good. ”

A wager has been placed that cannot be forfeited.