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[30th] John Saal's son-in-law

When my mother-in-law told me how handsome he was, even a humble G-rank warrior shrugged his shoulders!

“Hey, sis? That's not handsome. That's scary. ”

“As soon as I saw your face, your heart started pounding. ”

“I'm scared. ”

The laundry teacher began to despise the appearance of the class G president without any clear reason.

You can fire me later.

“My son-in-law... hmm. A son-in-law?”

The harsh mother-in-law's voice changed.

I want to be recognized as a righteous warrior rather than my looks, but what if I was born handsome enough to turn your mother-in-law's eyes upside down?

It's fate. You have to accept it.

“Yes, ma'am. ”

“Oh, no. What's a hard mother-in-law? You know, fairies are all friends between parents and siblings after 1,000 years of age. Please call me Essice. ”

“...... ”

I always knew I was handsome, but this aggressive attitude is the second since my cowardly wife's mother, Fantasy's mother-in-law.

Sometimes I forget that life expectancy is stupid, but the 20-something fairy in front of me is a living fossil, who has lived for over 10,000 years.

Do I look like my mother-in-law's favorite face?

Or does it look good because he's a son-in-law?

The reason I think that is because I am a fairy who looks at me with trembling around my mother-in-law.

The Second Wife of the Elf King...

It's annoying to think of each other.

“Greetings. I should have seen you sooner, but I was too late to hear that your daughter had given birth to my child. ”

“I see. Where did that chick get this fucking... ha-ha! Clumsy. I can't help but overhear how handsome you look at your son-in-law. Please understand. Ah! Don't just stand there and talk. Sit on the couch. ”

“Thank you."

The story went well.

The world is relative!

She was about to say something if she didn't want to give her daughter, and B became generous like her mother-in-law A.

What's the difference between two mothers-in-law?

“Elveheim Khan Lanuberg. He is my light, my master, my teacher, my predecessor, my love, my man, my husband. How's Elveheim doing? Do you still want to sit in a second-floor window frame and peek through the bones of human women passing by? ”

“Hm. I don't think so these days. ”

“Huh! Are you as sick as a fake who died recently?! ”

“Well, that's not it. ”

Mother-in-law A completely forgot about her husband Pedonar, but she still loved him and missed him.

Then, what is this sticky gaze?

It feels like a shimmering slime caught in a spider web.

Mother-in-law B said.

“Indeed. Silesia's claim that Elfheim is alive was true. ”

“...... ”

“Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, it's true that you induced an answer to get the information you want, but your son-in-law's assessment is real. Ah, what a trustworthy chest. ”

“... Thank you. ”

Suddenly, B, who was sitting next to me, began to stroke his son-in-law's broad, strong chest.

I'm a little confused.

“Oh my! Don't get me wrong. My body and mind belong to Elveheim. It's just a quick check of your health and whether you're a good fit for your daughter. ”

“Oh, yes. ”

Mothers-in-law have been sexually harassed in a row, so now I'm doing it.

Then, Teacher A, who was about to fire, intervened.

“Please understand, as you may already know, she was a student at the slave farm just before she left the rich human community to save her afflicted people. So he's more of a human mind than his own kind. ”

“What do you think of the human? ”

“A race that rules the world with fertility. I was surprised, though. Unlike Elveheim, who is honest with his instincts, she doesn't express herself well on the outside. ”

He's very articulate.

Caesar is waiting for me outside this door.

“Mother-in-law, it's a little hard to get your hands down there. ”

Perhaps my sense of justice will rise.

“Oh my! My first son-in-law is so curious that I don't even know him. ”

“...... ”

“I'd like to finish what I was saying. Are you sick? I've never taken my eyes off your chest. ”

“Sit on a couch with a view of the lake and play with your grandchildren. ”

“Ah…! ”

After a deep sigh, B stopped the dangerous gestures and said with a grim face.

“I can imagine my daughter's twin granddaughters sitting on her knees or on her side, smiling heavily. ”

“You don't have to look. ”

“Of course, I'm very far away from you now, but that time is only a moment in my long life. ”

“In that case...”

I didn't even recognize the bug.

If you say that at this time, you'll hear that you don't know the atmosphere.

“You mean bugs? ”

“Hmph!”

“The real one grants concessions to the living, and the fake me is just the fake satisfaction. I didn't want the dead to get in the way of the living. ”

“... Hey, mother-in-law? ”

“You don't have to be compassionate. ”

“No, I want to ask, when are you going to take your hands off? Your hands are a bit unpredictable. ”

“Hehe! Amazing, isn't it? I've honed my skills against human superior breasts. ”

“It's a little...”

“Thank you. I'm doing it because my son-in-law is a jerk. If it was an unscrupulous scarecrow, I'd already put it in the trash. ”

A Goddess who is too naive to blush

A goddess so naive covers her eyes with her palms

A goddess who is too naive to open her palms

What is this goddess doing?

I needed to gently overcome my predicament before I could widen my vision with a message.

“Fake...”

“I really died a long time ago. It's ridiculous to be swept away by the rebellion of the next brother. Now I'm a remnant of a memory forged by the will of the world. ”

I narrowed my eyes.

I had never seen a mindset similar to that of my mother-in-law B.

It's fake, so it's okay.

That was just the mindset of Hipria, the pile at risk of being absorbed by the first angel Parmael.

But what about now?

“Let me tell you a story about someone I know. ”

“Is it a woman?”

“Uh... yeah. ”

“Is that your wife?”

“No, I'm a slave. ”

“Oh no? You don't know that women and slaves in this industry are synonymous? I started with Elveheim's slave. Major relationships are magical relationships that make us stronger than couples. ”

“Can I... talk to you about it? ”

“I'd like to see if it's right to talk about a woman other than my daughter in front of my mother-in-law, but I'm a fake, so I'll tolerate that. ”

“...... ”

Mother-in-law, this is more than I could have imagined.

I've felt it since I had a peaceful conversation with a woman who killed me, either directly or indirectly, but I am the owner of Elveheim's mind.

The introduction of his disciple and wife does not seem to be an empty phrase.

“What would you like to talk about, son-in-law John? For the record, my daughter has already given her permission. Your body. You can never imitate an empty shell that looks just like your face. ”

“Can sexual harassment tell you that? ”

“Of course. I can't believe you thought it was sexual harassment. Is everyone handsome?”

“Ahem.”

Mother-in-law, I know I was a cute emperor, but don't keep telling me I'm handsome.

It is too much of a stimulus for my modest lifestyle.

Mother-in-law B laughed.

“I can see what you're thinking. Didn't your mother-in-law abuse you to justify sexual harassment? ”

“I'm more curious as to how you found out. ”

“That's where the good guys look like. There can be differences in genetic body type, like a woman's breast, but there's not much difference in a no-man's body. ”

“That's right.”

My body is no different from any other warrior's.

Although entering the structure of a fluffy muscle cell is distinct, the nuance of maternal B was not to discuss the strength of the body.

Then what is it?

“I looked at my son-in-law's response to the stimulus in my hands. ”

“... like a conditional reflex? ”

“I don't know what that means, so let me explain a little bit. The fantasy world now takes capabilities for granted. But until I was born and raised to be an adult, my ability was a relic of adventurers chosen by the goddess. ”

“Indeed...”

I keep forgetting the young look of mother-in-law B, a living fossil.

Fantasy Indigenous peoples have never questioned it because they were born with abilities, but she was never born. 'It is a different point of view because I know.

So what did you do?

“From time to time, this world has become a world of high ratings for high-level people. So what I found while I was looking for a way...”

“Sexual harassment?”

“No! I usually just hold hands. Hard skin doesn't help. It disappears when you increase your stats. But there are some things that you can't hide with your abilities. ”

“Habits.”

“Yes, it is. Habits are mirrors that illuminate his life. I use my handshake to judge people by their reactions. ”

“Mother-in-law, whatever the reason, you can't shake son-in-law's 11th finger. ”

“I'm looking out for the husband of the only child I ever had. How can I be so blunt? A handshake is not enough information. So the rather aggressive look... ah, the firm breasts of a squirming son-in-law are oddly addictive. As expected, John...”

“Hmmm!”

I'm confused in my head.

The opponent is a 10000-year-old LCD monitor, and I'm still a sophisticated 200-year-old jerk.

Judging by my age, am I exposed to a highly intelligent pedophile?

I didn't come here for this, but my head is all confused!

“Your muscles are extremely resected. It's not like a dragon who went around trying to get excited and own a beautiful female. And it responds to the senses like a very precise magic trick. If you lift your fingernails, whether they're a threat or not, you get to the edge of the hair on your skin. Today's generation of adventurers who rely on their stats will never reach this realm. ”

“Hehe!”

Quite reasonable logic.

Even if you say that, it doesn't change the fact that it's a child molester.

“So, what brings you to our esteemed son-in-law? I wouldn't have tried to get permission from my mother-in-law, who's already done it, who's become a mountain invoice. ”

“I'm looking for Ilena. ”

“Ah, you were looking for the cat thief's daughter? No way...?"

“No, I'm not.”

“I haven't talked to him yet, but he's getting stabbed. I didn't mean to blame you. I lost some of Elveheim's time to that thief's house. Ugh. My husband and his son-in-law...! ”

“Hmmm! Like I said, I couldn't find the thief's cat's blood because it was so precious. So I came to get some help. ”

“My help? ”

“I'm afraid not. I'm here to talk to my people quietly. ”

I left the misunderstood mother-in-law B behind, looking back at the elf rolling her eyes.

The so-called field teacher.

Nowadays, I've been dressing normally, except for all the piercings of my body since I was fat.

“... Silesia. ”

“I didn't ask. ”

“I just told you before because you've forgotten. because for a boss, eye-painting is a fundamental part of social life. Silesia, a field teacher who was stupid enough to give spirits to magical brain muscle warriors. Currently, I'm in charge of stabilizing politics in Elveheim's absence. ”

If there's no particular reason, he's going to get fired soon!

“And what about Ilena? ”

“...... ”

“Don't tell me you don't know. Because you have that power. Blow it before I do my own research. ”

“I understand.”

“Hmm?"

The teacher's voice that answered was not sharp enough.

The opponent is an icon of betrayal.

She caused a rebellion because her husband, who was worshipped as a god by her people, only liked big things. I know what I'm going to do...

“If he's still alive, he's in the Forest of Dreams. ”

“Why there? ”

“I didn't like the fact that my beloved grandson was making fun of my aunt's fake breasts, so I gave him some poison. ”

“To Nathus?”

“No way."

“Hey! You poisoned your niece to protect her grandson?! ”

“I didn't kill him. Ilina went to get rare antidote herbs that only grow in the Forest of Dreams. The subterfuge of separating the two naturally without coercion...”

“You, fire! ”

“This is unfair...! ”

If I die at the level of the Fantasy or Festival, I can resurrect the Chancellor several times.

But mulberry?

I want to avoid the disappearance of mulberries due to Illina's death.

“Please be safe! ”

John Saal faced an unexpected crisis!