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[32nd edition] Revision

“Ha…”

“Carrot teacher. Are you still sighing? ”

“Ha!”

The carrot teacher who is frustrated with my romantium skeleton has been touching the carrot and is depressed ever since.

But of course, right?

I bet you're talking about dealing with the legendary Metal Romanium with a simple carrot!

And yet, there he is.

Maybe this is...

“Wow! That was a great carrot, carrot teacher! ”

Twitch.

In a kind word, the carrot teacher's expression changed rapidly.

But I struggled, turning my head.

“No more mouth-to-mouth for me. My favorite carrot was defeated. ”

Hey, a common carrot raised in the field.It's a thief's symbol to defeat the legendary metals mined in hundreds of thousands of parallel worlds.

I'd like to bet on something else, but I left it to the moral warrior for awhile because I couldn't keep up with the conversation.

“Well, that's not true. The carrot teacher was paged out of nowhere and you were fighting without any preparation. You didn't know it was a romantic bone. Isn't that right?”

“Hm. That's right. ”

“And not just anyone can have a romantic bone. Poor teachers like me need the cheap power of carrot teachers. ”

“Cheap…”

“Ah! Ignore the trivial adjectives! ”

... I can see why 'kindness’ is only a D rank skill for moral warriors with good body and mind.

You're so generous, you can't even begin to dismiss what you've accumulated.

Drugs and bottles!

So the Fantasy System didn't raise her level of kindness, but I think the Space Chairman liked it.

And the carrot teacher seemed to have regained his strength.

“If you need any of my cheap swords, I'll teach you! ”

“I'll study hard! ”

“This sword has the advantage of being inexpensive enough to reach the mythical landscape without talent. I wish I could master all the 628 trillion, 315 trillion, 71, 9986 swords that can cope with all but the symbolic Romanium pillows and the sternum bones of Burgia, but it would take too long to digest that deep process, so I wouldn't be beaten anywhere with an intermediate procedure of 314 trillion, 1592, 3589, 93. ”

“I...”

“If you have any questions, you're welcome to cut me off. Now that you've been poking around so much, you don't have to cut your horses anymore, haha! ”

“I'm sorry...”

“It's really annoying. Take a look at my face. Are you offended that you got fired from your horse? ”

No, I think I'm about to cry.

He was really impressed that he didn't talk to the wall.

When I was a student on Earth, I sometimes saw it.

The enthusiastic young teacher said, "Who has questions? 'A classroom in a sleepless atmosphere that does not react even if asked.

And one of the students said, "Question! ’It was similar to when I asked the contents of the class today to make the young teacher feel uneasy and happy.

The moral warrior quickly said to ventilate the atmosphere.

“As a teacher, I can't postpone the lesson until I've mastered all the 314 trillion swords! I need you to take a quicker class. ”

“Oops! I'm so sorry, I wasn't considerate of your position at all. So let me just give you one percent, and I'll give you three trillion and 14,5926,3589 basic exams. I call this a 3.14 sword. ”

“Ahh...”

The moral warrior was speechless and asked me for an SOS with his eyes.

In the eyes of a legitimate GGG common sense, 314 trillion or three trillion are all the same.

All right, moral warrior! Trust only this righteous fellow!

“Ahem. Carrot teacher. ”

“President Strong Su, the romantic skeleton, doesn't need to learn this cheap sword. ”

“I'm not trying to learn. It's a simple question.Isn 't it common sense to master a superior sword and apply it as you see fit? ”

“Who decided it was common sense? ”

“... Hmm? ”

I really hated how questions answered, but I didn't grab my spine this time.

Is this common sense?

Common sense is a natural flow that is foolish enough to define it as common sense.

“Listen to me, Chancellor. Those who dig up one sword and apply it are the sewers that can't get out of the solar system. Application. Words are good. But the struggle of the gods is not slow. It all comes down to it. We don't have time to think about how to apply the following: ”

“Indeed...”

I can almost understand the logic of the carrot teacher's explanation.

General:

Sword A Situation Concern Sword A +

Carrots:

Slash A Situation Slash B

Common swordsmanship has time to think about applying.

It can't be all gone.

The shorter the time, the more life and death, talent and proficiency are determined.

However, the 628 trillion swordsmanship of the carrot teacher was omitted.

You don't need to worry because you already know how to handle the situation!

... logic makes sense.

“But the carrot teacher. Wouldn't it take time to search through your mind for the right sword for the situation? ”

“Do you normally search for languages when speaking? ”

“No.”

“My sword is the same. ”

“Is it...? ”

“Let's take a very extreme example to make it easier. Human language is a multilingual language. But look at the dog. Puppy Puppy, can we use this one thing to express our language like humans? ”

“Ah…”

“Your common sense is to cry like a dog. If the dog barks hard, the dog will have some communication with the owner. It might be easier and faster than learning a language that combines multiple words. But there's a limit to barking a dog. And sooner or later, they're transcended by human language. ”

“...... ”

I didn't ask for any more.

No matter what objection I make here, the carrot teacher will give you a cool answer without a worry.

That doesn't mean he's all right.

But you will never reverse the philosophy of the Sword.

“I'm not sure if my description was communicated correctly. I'm confident in swordsmanship, but I'm a dog-like conversationalist...”

“No, it's been a good study. ”

“Well, that's a relief. ”

“Not empty words, really. ”

I became a god on a whim.

I can say it was pure luck.

Lucky you?

“No. Good luck, too. ”

There are times when a person is strengthened or changed by a performance like that.

Do you think this is good?

Our present skills are the result of a lot of luck and coincidence, in addition to effort.

< Lucky. >

< Skill is also luck. >

There is a subtle difference even if it looks like the same word.

The expression ’good luck' before is very arrogant.

There's a goddess of fortune behind her back, so don't be picky!

On the other hand, the back is humble.

I'm not proud of my parents because of my success!

This difference is very large.

“I was lucky. ”

It was pure luck for me, who was an ordinary Earthling, to get here.

Those who believe they are lucky will wait for a poetic song like, "When will the next luck come?"

“Mr. President, you don't have to be so modest. If luck had made us gods, it would have made us all gods. ”

“On the contrary. ”

There are many people in the world who try much harder than I do.

When I touch my spine and pelvis, there are countless workers working day and night.

So they became gods?

Not at all likely.

Every desperate attempt to contain his or her soul is made several times, as long as he or she is not a social adaptor.

But it's not always as good as I try.

“I was lucky. ”

I've been rewarded for my hard work.

Everyone is a little fortunate for their efforts.

It's just that.

So there's nothing to boast about.

“Hmmm… sir. In my hometown, we used to say, Not everyone receives a thousand names. There must be a reason why everyone else is so lucky, right? The power given to me by heaven to help those in need...”

“Dismissed!”

“Yes?”

“I don't think the Space Chairman gave me the power to do it for free. If that's true, you picked the wrong person. ”

“Well, I see. ”

“I'm fortunate to have met you today. I learn a lot thanks to the carrot teacher. ”

“I really...”

“Farewell. ”

Boom!

... I seem to have forgotten something important about my body and mind, but it's probably because of my mood.

The Perfect Swordsman Continues Lesson

A kind goddess strives to smile

*

“Drug dealer! Ugly! ”

“What?”

“It's ugly! ”

“..... ”

It may not be uglier than a spirit rubbing a bullet hole in someone else's head...

I rub my index finger against the burning temples and warn them.

“Drug Spirits. If you don't want to get your fingers in the middle of this...”

“Ugly! Ugly! ”

“This spirit...! ”

You sure know a good GGG warrior!

“Heehee! I'm surprised. Fedonar was my brother. I gave up thinking because his genealogy was so twisted. ”

“I'm so proud! ”

My brother was my father-in-law.

I want to give up thinking about this shocking reality, but I missed the timing because the grown-up drug spirit gave up on the declaration first.

“Hey, Drug Spirit. You're my nephew's sister, right? Don't you think that's a good idea? ”

“Nothing! Heeheehee! ”

“Ha…”

“Where are the ancestors of drug lords who say that? ”

“The human lifespan is imminent. ”

I'm sorry to say that I haven't lived for 300 years, but on a cosmic basis, it really stings.

The stars in the night sky are light shot millions of years ago.

“But a drug dealer. Where are you going without going to my ugly niece? I've never seen this place before. ”

Of course it's your first time, because Fantasy students and teachers are never allowed in the school district.

“The Office.”

“Hiic?! ”

“What are you playing at? ”

“Didn't you say the office?! The academy that suffocates students! No wonder you're scared! ”

“Oh my...”

It seems that some gentle warrior who has not adapted to school has been injected with strange knowledge.

Fantasy Office.

This isn't a funeral home that suffocates soft warriors.

... maybe in the past.

“Ah! Master...! ”

“Little Socia, right? ”

The personality of the fantasia system created by Sosia.

Together, the goddess of fantasia.

Hometown name, fantasia, mother name, fantasia, artificial intelligence name...

It's too rough, isn't it?

As a child, the goddess of Fantasy said.

“Since the control of the system was passed from fantasy to master, my authority has been greatly reduced. Now I'm cleaning the corridors of the office, barely avoiding a hundred percent tax. ”

“I'll talk. ”

“Well... The Fantasy has hardly cared for me since you gave birth to Seediel. ”

“Oops.”

Your cowardly wife is wrong!

“I'll write about Sosia's pelvis for you later. ”

“Is that a hip...? ”

“Why? Is your spine better? ”

“N-no. Talking to the master will destroy the system, so let's get to the point quickly. What business could you possibly have in a school building that you hated so much? Carnage? Exterminate? ”

“Why does it lead to killing? ”

“There's only a 0.27% chance it's for another reason. It's based on not being president and visiting the office until quite some time later. ”

“Well...”

I didn't argue. I'm not wrong about that.

But it's not the right answer.

“I didn't look down even when I was a cute emperor. ”

“You've been doing that since before. You took matters into your own hands instead of reaching out to your colleagues and indigenous peoples. In the past, I would have given a speech on the importance of trust, but I do not want to delete it. ”

“I'm disappointed. I thought you were my daughter. ”

“You make terrible things easier. ”

“That's easy for you to say! ”

“I'm kidding.”

“Really?"

“I'm happy for you. As long as you think of me as a daughter, I won't delete it as unnecessary. ”

“Hey, what's with the image in your head? ”

“About 98 percent. Two percent deficiency is a subtle remaining human conscience. ”

“That's too much.”

Goddess Fantasy, who puts out her last words and crosses her arms on my left arm.

She said.

“I'm trying to live, Dad. ”

“Oh, Dad...? ”

“There's an amazing computation that says," Dad, there's a 17.05% increase in the chance of not being erased. ”

“... if I hadn't said that back, it might have really increased. ”

“So what brings you to the office? ”

That's a good question.

“If you really want to change the way you do it, don't you have to change the way you do it? ”

“I see. I see you've come to remove the unnecessary teachers from the headquarters, like your first colleagues. ”

“I'm not.”

I'll have a serious conversation with my daughter later about how to drive a father into a villain.

Why I visited the office.

for the expansion.

Always recruit a teacher who is unfair to any human being

A human being who is always fair is always passionate about strong medicine

A fair person always nails someone to say there is no holiday