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[33rd] What do we have in common?

“A drug dealer. What a strange woman. What a wonderful world Fantasy is! I don't know why he's acting like that. ”

“I know. ”

I couldn't ignore it because it was someone else's job.

Because I was the victim!

Being the General Manager of Fantasy, I feel the mission is not to let the same victims come out.

⤷Tony: I know what you're saying, but I like it better here.

⤷Mario: This is a total paradise for me, where I've spent my days of hellish labor on my home planet.

⤷SS: Weird sister. There are so many handsome men everywhere. So what's your problem?

⤷MG: Don't treat healthy people as mentally ill, beg the goddess to send them back if you don't want to.

⤷JK: Hansoo... Hehe! My head!

The warrior in question who became mocked in the rowdy community turned his gaze away from Molanphon.

“Group hypnosis! What the...! ”

“Calm down.”

“You look calm... Hiic?! ”

“Don't you think it's too rude to panic as soon as you see the face of passing senior A? ”

The warrior who saw the problem at close range enough to reach his spine when he reached out was a girl before and after 18 years of age.

Hmm. As soon as I saw it, I knew.

External beauty is not all it is, but if it is pretty, it is very comfortable whether it is social or school life.

And the girl in front of him seemed to have really benefited from it.

By the aesthetic standards of the fantasy world, Village Girl A.

Actors are confirmed on Earth.

“What's wrong with my manners! Anyone who suddenly talks to strangers behind their back is surprised. And look in the mirror. You looked really scary. ”

“That's a lot to take in. ”

“I'm not interested in you, so look for someone else. ”

“Wait.”

“You're persistent.”

“No, I think I misunderstood. This is a picture of my wives. I have a lot of kids. If you're mistaken for someone who talks to you because of your whimsical appearance...”

“What! The look of pity! And there were a lot of teachers who wanted to work in a way that made you feel safe as a married man. ”

“Look around you. ”

“For what? ”

“There were a lot of pretty girls at the bottom. But why?”

“...... ”

The girl's lips tightened.

Then he swung around with a face that he didn't like very much and tried to get out of the crowded square in the starting city.

I quietly followed behind.

“A drug dealer. What a strange woman. Are you afraid of the face of a very handsome Fantasian? ”

“No eyes on the spine. ”

I accepted the word of the Drug Spirit that it was hard to understand.

That warrior in the eyes of this Spirit will be abnormal like a run-of-the-mill stone.

Just like I did in the first place.

That's why I couldn't let it go.

“...... ”

“Pretending to be an uncle. Why do you keep coming after me? There's a lot of pretty natives around. ”

“I have something to ask you. ”

“I don't want to answer. What kind of conversation are you having with a pervert sitting on a naked elf's head? ”

“You must be mistaken. This is not a fairy, it's a spirit, and if you ask me if it's a female, it's neutral. Look, there's no reproductive organs. ”

“But my breasts... Don't talk to me! ”

However, I followed behind him with ease.

“Wow, handsome...”

“So handsome...”

“Oh my...”

I heard the whispers of the Fantasian women looking at me with dazzling eyes.

I was popular since I was born as a cute emperor, but now I am a very handsome person who has no dissension because only six thousand dimensions remain integrated.

I thought I heard a bright-eyed successor with a stat correction.

“I really misunderstood. ”

He spoke to me first in a very cold manner.

“Do you believe me now? ”

“That would be great. For falling into a world treated as handsome. ”

“What about you? ”

“The credit card my parents gave me became worthless and broke. I feel like an unfamiliar woman, like your last words. ”

“Haha!”

“Don't smile. I was going to ignore it, but the person who didn't tell me it was weird was only fitting because it was your first time. ”

“I don't have any money. ”

“Of course. I can't afford stupid parts like finding a payday cat. The same is true of monster hunting. You can die if you get hurt while fighting monsters, but people leave the city so casually. ”

“You hungry?”

“You're the kind of work ambassador who's never been in a relationship in his life. ”

“That's right. I don't have a lot of romance experience. My nose was pierced early by some cowardly demon who follows me around saying I like it!”

It's too bad.

I lost my MAX class youth to my father-in-law (the Demon King) and my wife.

“I ate at the mercenary support center a little while ago. ”

“How's it taste? It's a place that doesn't adapt to local knowledge, or serves warriors without money, for free. ”

“Honestly, it's not good. ”

“I'm glad.”

“Thank God for what? ”

“Think. If it tastes good, will the warriors try to adapt to the local knowledge? ”

“Ah…”

“But it's a bit like that. Even if it doesn't taste like a successor, there will be warriors who will survive. Should I ask him to make it worse? ”

“Demon…! Don't Mayo...! ”

“Hahaha!”

Help Center.

This is a public facility designed by Hahn, who suffered because he was not supported at all in the kingdom of Dumpling in the first place.

Information, meals, accommodation.

They are offering three of these.

While it is possible to live without a lifetime of work because of radio silence, it is not a place to stay for long because the facilities are not so good.

He also deliberately lowered the price of nearby restaurants and inns, encouraging the center to voluntarily graduate.

“You've lived here a long time, right? ”

“I've lived in a terrible time without flushing toilets. ”

“I can't imagine. Can people live in such a place? ”

“I survived because I didn't die. ”

I led my successor to a decent restaurant.

“This is a bar, right? I'm still a minor…”

“In this place, you're about 15 years old. ”

“Roughly?”

“The times of first periods and dreams are all different. ”

“... you're just using a very discreet vocabulary only during sexual education. ”

“Do you want to explain how the baby is paid for by a scroll? ”

“No.”

Leading the underdog pouting as if he didn't like something, I pretended to know the bartender first.

“Tony.”

“Do you know me? ”

“That's too much!”

“Hahaha! My warrior Hansoo! Do you want me to serve you lamb and black dragons again? ”

Former assassin and my shrink Tony.

It seems like 200 years since we met for the second time.

Now that infinite regression has ceased, he too will eventually grow old and leave my side forever.

But it's okay.

There is meaning to it.

If it's forever, this meeting time won't be worth it at all.

“Tony, do you remember? The food you recommended for me, who couldn't adapt to the knowledge of fantasia. ”

“The Red Dragon.”

“No more booze. ”

“I guarantee it. If you stick that drink in your mouth, you'll get something to eat. ”

“Well...”

The flavor won't matter if the dishes change regularly.

Tony smiles beautifully.

I followed him with a righteous warrior's smile.

“You still haven't forgotten what I taught you. ”

“Of course.”

“Wait a little longer. You mean the lady next to you is in a similar position? It's been a long time since I've been good. ”

As soon as Tony left, the guests around him pretended to know.

“Hansoo?”

“Oh! Isn't it true? ”

“Are you going to keep pretending like you don't know Tony? ”

“That would be very disappointing! Ain't that right, boys? ”

“Oh, my gosh! A cutie pie. I didn't recognize you because you're more handsome than ever! ”

“Cute. Disgruntled. ”

“Yes! Complainant. Hahaha!”

Tony's alleyway bar is reserved for black market guests and regulars.

So these are all the people I had a relationship with in my first round.

I replied in person.

“Grid. When do we talk? It won't be long for you, but it's over 200 years old for me. And Mr. Tabus. Who do you think consulted your complaint the most? Akasha is the best. I was kind of cute. Hahaha!”

“Wow! You've got some nerve. ”

“Better than timid. ”

“Our Hansoo. You've grown a lot!”

“Handsome? Hehe! ”

Tony came out with a plate of food while I was making conversation with some bar patrons in the past.

“It's the Tony Special. ”

“The menu changes all the time to make it out of the leftover ingredients. ”

“Don't be silly. I don't care if it tastes good. ”

“Haha!”

Tony, the former assassin, used to say, "It doesn't matter how you kill someone."

I learned from him how to live in a fantasy world dominated by savage drunkenness.

I miss you.

... but I don't want to go back to that.

“You're the only one having fun. ”

“Oops! Sorry. ”

I apologized to the acolyte who came into Tony's bar with a pointy look on his face that had been completely excluded.

But I'm here for a reason.

I don't know if she noticed.

“Speaking of roughly... did you say 200 years ago? You must have had similar concerns about me. ”

“Worse. ”

At that time, there was no community like Moranphone, so I had to suffer by myself.

“How did you get over it? ”

“One idea that every home where my parents live is bound to return. ”

“...... ”

“But he's not the successor. He must have asked right after he was summoned. I didn't have a choice back then, but the world is better now. ”

What I don't understand most.

When I was a veteran, I couldn't come home until I defeated the Demon King. ’I forced her to go away.

But now?

Unwanted students have a service that they return home to.

However, this successor did not go directly to his hometown.

What's the matter with you?

“I wanted out, too. ”

“Feeling like running away? ”

“Well, suddenly I feel like I fucked her for a very childish reason. ”

“It's the mood. ”

“Hmph!”

Toni's specialty was great enough to be seen as an improvised dish by scraping together the remaining ingredients.

You can tell just by the way she eats hard.

“Is it the Soviets who haven't returned home yet? ”

“I was fooled.”

“What?”

“Have you read the Romance Fantasy? ”

“My wife reads a little. ”

“I thought of fantasia as a romantic fantasy. A world where I'm pretty and other women are annoying. ”

“On the contrary. ”

“Not the other way around?! Ahjussi, you've been talking about hitting the bones so quietly! ”

“Huh? How did you know? I can punch you in the spine. ”

“Ah, seriously! I would have kicked his shin if I hadn't bought him some food. ”

“Then your feet will hurt even more. ”

“I hate it!”

As he was a minor, he started sniffing a drink he was reluctant.

You drink a lot better than you don't.

Ah! Let me be clear here, it was the drink I ordered to drink.

“Our uncle Hansoo...”

“Did you really live 200 years? ”

“You've gone rogue. Hehe!”

“Hansoo, I'm proud of you. ”

He continued to provoke and falsify others around him, but the underdog who had already been drunk seemed to have nothing to do with it.

“I acted as a real princess in a romantic fantasy and wanted to enjoy it for a few days. And then I came out, and I was like you said, no. There were a lot prettier sisters than the station. ”

“I'm sure you did.”

Regardless of the gene, fantasy births are state-corrected and the spine grows beautifully from infancy.

I have to become a Sun-nam woman.

“But what was even weirder was this. ”

That's what he says, and he pulls the phone out of his uniform skirt pocket.

“Community?”

“No way, have you read my article? ”

“I don't know what you're talking about. If it's about Moranfon, it's about the community, so I'm guessing. ”

We can't be positive here.

Only the executive group can see the warrior's personal information in Fantasy, where there is no excitement.

Fortunately, the successor passed without a doubt.

“I see... Mister. Why do people not return home and listen to the kidnappers? ”

A serious expression question.

Baek, that's a very good question!

I have lived in fantasia for over 200 years and found the answer.

It's straight-

“Because the life of the hometown was not more satisfying than here. ”

“Why…? ”

“I don't know.”

What he said is something I want to know.

I still don't know why I was kidnapped into the fantasy world.

The Department of Life Records was simply summoned because it was found to be ‘suitable.’

“The world doesn't just kidnap random people. I'll select and summon the right talent in their own way. ”

“I've heard that before. ”

It would be easier to talk if you knew.

I revealed my purpose in my wife's misunderstanding.

“What makes you think you were summoned? ”

Perhaps we can find a clue in this dissident's successor.