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[33rd] Class Attention Retainer

“Senior uncle. Where are you going this time? I'm risking my life here...”

“Take your time with the challenge later. I have a much more important problem right now. ”

I left the Magic Empire with only 'Emperor'.

According to his nourished son, Caesar is helping his mother pack her things.

Then there's no business here.

He used his son to lure his successor to the North.

Now, I was supposed to go to the Molan Bridge Sanctuary as planned...

“What is it?”

“Whatever. ”

If this is the only trivial reason I've been summoned, I'll be quite depressed.

“So where are you going? ”

“To my hometown friends. ”

“Ah! Let me guess. So you think the reason you were summoned is in the life of your hometown? ”

“...... ”

It's too late to decide. It's just a family.

“Shouldn't you call a cab this time? ”

“It's close to the Imperial Palace. ”

This is the largest metropolitan city in Fantasy 1.

All the more talented warriors are gathered here.

In a bad way.

It means that he settled down like a nerd in junior year without being promoted to Fantasy 2 according to his abilities.

Of course, we'll get it sorted out soon.

Do you want to be expelled?

But this is really ambiguous. It's because there are some very talented warriors who are really incompetent.

Until now, I've seen it as a way to help these socially adaptable people, but there are more and more allies who deliberately abuse this advantage and don't raise their levels and skills.

And now, without further ado, the end of justice!

We crossed the fence of someone else's house again.

“Baek, don't look at me like I'm some hick again. ”

“No way! ”

“Quiet.”

“Huff!”

The successor repeated the same mistake.

Aren't you being a little careless?

If you throw it into a dungeon, it's doubtful that this hillbilly is really capable of being a warrior.

Fortunately, there was no attack on the landlord this time.

“Go, strong...? Is it really you?"

“Long time no see, my friend! ”

This high school alumni living in a quiet mansion will also be considered for expulsion. Soon he will be forced to choose.

“... the name of his hometown? ”

“It's been a long time, man. ”

“You forgot again! Are you still my friend, you bastard? ”

Hot meal.

An alumni who hugs me with both arms like that.

I felt very uncomfortable with the man, but now I have something to say, so I decided to be patient.

“I need to ask you something. ”

“As soon as you get here, it's really like you to get your business out of the way, but come on in. ”

“Proud of your kids? ”

And I said, "Geez, pretend you don't know when this is happening, and accept the invitation. ”

“...... ”

As a result, I and my successor were invited to the home of my comrade A.

*

The warrior's epilogue.

I can run like a runaway boss, but it usually flows like this guy.

“Hello, Strong Water Warrior. ”

“It's been a long time, Father. ”

I married two women I met on an adventure and grew a large family.

“I'm a little surprised. ”

I understand the dragon half-breed I bound together, but I'm surprised that the Holy Empire Empress, who was a slave to power, is here.

Did he read my face?

The princess stroked the baby's head and said.

“My husband's persistence was stronger than my desire for power. ”

“Hmph!”

“I've only been married 14 times to my husband who repeated his regression. And with all these memories coming together... you wouldn't have to tell me anymore, would you? ”

I understand enough.

Recurring learning!

But I think you should also understand the tenacity of this friend who was married 14 times to the same woman.

The princess may be new every time, but she's a repeat of a similar life.

That would be pretty boring.

“Hansoo. I thank Master Morang for stopping that infernal regression every day. ”

“Oh...”

“Really. Imagine my wife sleeping with another man in a parallel world I don't know. I couldn't take it. I've had a hard day. ”

“...... ”

“But Master Molang banished the goddess and finished the inferno. It's a pity that my only way to repay him is prayer and donation. ”

“Revelation 9: 13. The unfair lawyers are sick of it. because he is reluctant to everyone. ”

“Molange-”

“Molang.”

“My friend, Master Molan wasn't just bragging for you. So you don't have to feel burdened. ”

“I know that... Morang. ”

“Yes, that's all I need. Molang.”

It was a pity that the ignorant follower couldn't keep up with our higher conversation, but I couldn't help it.

“Let me introduce you to my children. ”

“First things first...”

“Don't worry, I'll listen to it all night. ”

“...... ”

I tried to tighten my nerves, but I held my spine in front of my wife and children.

Do you think we could find another alumni now?

When I thought about it 15 times, I was finally able to get to the point.

“Strong, when you were a student? ”

“Yes."

“Hmm…”

“...... ”

“Wait. It's over 200 years old. If it wasn't for SS grade intelligence, I'd have lost. ”

“Tell me honestly. It was 200 years ago, just like you said. ”

Biceps.

My heart beat roughly as before I received the second transcript.

How were my friends rating me at school?

It was very important to me now.

“He was annoying. ”

“... too abstract. ”

“He used to be quite good at studying while enjoying fantasy novels and games with us. Did I ever tell you I don't want a fantasy world without flushing toilets? There was a bit of a twist, but I saw firsthand the value of flushing toilets. Haha!”

“The end?”

“Hmmm... There's no end to every detail. Do you often forget your friend's name when you know scientific terms that are not in the textbook? That there was a girl who liked you who knew a lot about journalism like a mysterious science dictionary? ”

“Hmm? You were there? ”

“There was. Married to the beautiful woman after my wife, one of the prettiest girls in our grade, past tense. I don't know if I liked you as a rational person. ”

“I see...”

“There's something wrong with your face? Did your wife tell you you were having an affair? ”

“No.”

My suspicion of being a sociopath was not completely resolved, but it must have been the judgment of my peers, not my subjects.

“Ah! That's right!”

“What else is left? ”

“That's why I was told she might like you. ”

“I don't care. ”

Some goddess is too naive to care about

"I'm curious about a goddess who's too naive."

A goddess who is too naive glistens in both eyes.

... Hey. I was wondering when you were eavesdropping.

A very impatient spirit urges you to speak quickly

A very impatient drink suggests exchanging stories and underwear

Some reception is frightened by a sudden void

Have you been drinking?

What kind of gods unconsciously feel the pressure of destroying the world zero times if they don't talk?

Alumni A began to unravel the bag of stories that she had never asked for.

“You met a nice local college girl on an early math trip to prepare for college. ”

“Did I...? ”

I can't remember.

“Hey, don't let the parties forget. We're a long way from home, so we don't know the details, but you two... alone with the college girl? ”

“Don't you remember? ”

“That's odd. How could I forget this important event when I was a minor student? ”

“...... ”

That's what I'm trying to say.

I don't even remember what happened.

“That college girl made your romance stick out. ”

“I see.”

It was very steamed.

It's a trivial matter, but I can't help feeling like I'm missing something important.

“Strong water, where do you live? I'll see you later...”

“8th Grade Fantasy. ”

“Queek!”

“Come. I'll be waiting.”

Let's pray that this friend who is the head of the household is expelled and never leaves his family again. Molang.

*

Eventually, the adventure came to a halt without finding out why I was summoned.

The successor, who knew he would be coming home soon, fixed his mind to stay for a long time.

“Different in the end. ”

I didn't change my mind during the adventure like a successor.

“I don't know why you're bothering. ”

“Revelation 10: 1. Do not hesitate, those who have not doubted. ”

“I really don't know that! But your worries are really strange. It's a waste of time."

“Why?”

“I followed and saw your beautiful wives and your wonderful sons. And a friend.”

“My sons are key. ”

“Well, that's... anyway! It's a successful life, no matter who sees it. And yet you're complaining about being summoned to this world? ”

“...... ”

Is that a complaint?

Yes, it is.

The idea that it was okay was wrong because it went well.

Isn't that just like the fairy princess Sylvia, who led her people into the pit of ants?

Then, the subordinate said.

“I'm reflecting deeply on the handsome appearance of the Bandit King. I think you need to broaden your horizons. ”

“What? What's he saying? He's acting like he's seen the handsome guy all his life? ”

“That's it! He's a real jerk. You take someone else's weakness and twist the nature of the conversation. ”

“You speak a little language? ”

“I'm a little... ah! Not this time! Hmmm. Let's hear it. You said that only those who wish to escape to the new are summoned to the fantasy world. ”

“I did.”

“But isn't the world a pity? ”

“... Hmm? ”

Pity?

“Yes, a world that accepts discarded humans from other dimensions. What's different about a garbage disposal? ”

“That's...”

It's easy to swallow for free, so only those who are socially ill-adjusted.

However, the idea of the latter is a little different.

“Could the world's sense of crisis be summoned a man in need of more and more garbage? ”

“Autonomy? ”

“Yes? Yes. That's it.”

“...... ”

There is no such function in the system.

Summons warriors to standardized screening criteria.

There are no useful functions such as autonomy to self-purify environmental pollution.

What is the world of fantasia?

Universal Greenpeace!

It is a facility for training discarded human beings to recycle and make human excuses.

... but what if, beyond that tolerance, the Panthazia dimension felt crisis consciousness?

“I thought I was wasting my time, but that was a last resort. ”

“Did you tell me to listen?! ”

“It's a compliment.”

“No more bone-crushing compliments. Let me see King Chris again. ”

“You're on your own from there. You gave me a good face. ”

“Tsk.”

“... but I'll take it seriously if you get up to eighth grade. I can't guarantee that my son will be single until then. ”

“Mister, do you feel refreshed by trampling on other people's dreams and hopes? ”

“Haha!”

I said good-bye to the grumbling, waving hand.

Pod-

Let's get back to where I belong.

If it had been me, I would have remembered Earth by my hometown, but not anymore.

Fantasy8.

My father-in-law's pile of work from first grade to seventh grade, but only eighth grade I deal with directly.

This is the final arena.

Another name is the Chancellor's Office.

“My Lord, how was your scouting? ”

100 floors of the Demon King's Tower, which has never been challenged by a warrior.

There was a woman sitting on a flush toilet waiting for me.

I called out her name with a smile from a righteous warrior.

“Hipria.”

“Yes.”

“Am I still your warrior? ”

“Of course.”

No hesitation.

In that case...

“Would this world, ruled by Parmael, think of me that way? ”

Even if there really is an automation beyond the system in the fantasy world, it doesn't matter if you don't think of me as a "warrior."

But how do we prove that?

“Hehe! Sometimes you're a fool, too. ”

“Well, that's...”

I can't believe Hipria didn't tell me that!

“Think about why you were rated FFF. ”

“Why?”

“It is proof that it resisted the rule of Goddess Parmael. So be proud. My most esteemed warrior. ”

“Ah…”

I did.

I am a class warrior.

A warrior who brought justice to the fantasia world of dreams and hopes.

“Is that what you've been thinking about? ”

“Ha, ha, ha... My saint. Sometimes even warriors miss their swords. ”

“You miss a lot. ”

“Haha!”

The warrior who challenged the Fantasy Goddess waits for this day.

The challenge of SSS-class followers.

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