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[Ambulance] SSS Class Barbarian (3)

Earth used to be breathtaking by smoke.

But today, due to the frequent invasion by aliens, the environment has been dramatically improved as advanced textiles in the universe come in.

I'm so sorry. This is no different than the Fantasy dimension, right?

“Phew! ”

I feel like I don't need to breathe, but I feel like my head is spinning a little faster when my oxygen is good.

And the taste of living?

If you are looking for efficiency, you should use a body that has removed unnecessary internal organs, genital organs, etc.

Molang?

Yeah, the perfect body, like master moll, huh?

“Aniet?! What brings you to this humble planet?! ”

“You came with me. ”

Molang ~

“Seeeex ~”

I remembered whose arms he was in.

“Socia. What are you doing here? ”

“I'd like to ask you that. What brings you to Earth without your parents? There's not a villain here strong enough to have a handsome husband. ”

The first, but unsatisfied, sharp question of a cowardly wife.

I didn't have a tracker on me, but there were a lot of people around who could snitch on the Socians.

Who did this?

Some goddess is too naive to be innocent

A relaxed spirit hides behind the back of a rice bowl

A very rash spirit whistles

Some evil god claims it was his work

A god distributes popcorn to suspects

......

Too many candidates...

Anyway, I decided to tell you the truth, since you're a master Molan and you didn't get caught doing bad things.

“Here's a famous restaurant. ”

“It's been over 30 years, and you still have the food? ”

“Must be a good place to stay. ”

“You said you came here without even doing any research. ”

“That's the end of the business? ”

“Done! But since we're here, I want to eat with you. ”

“Suit yourself.”

“Yes!”

Sosia returned to her usual cowardly fox, a ferocious, bloodsucking eye that tried to kill the last breath of a sighing prey.

She tucks the master molang between her cowardly ribs, and quickly folds her arms next to me.

“Seeeex ~! ”

“... Keep him quiet. ”

“Why?”

“Seex?”

“No, I don't want you to know. ”

“Let's go! ”

Socia draws me here without even knowing where the food is.

Suddenly, like a child, I tried to give her a pint.

“What about the Seed?”

“My aunt and mother are taking care of me. ”

“I see.”

It was so obvious, but I had to have a family conversation because of people who looked at us suspiciously.

This is wisdom from experience.

It is indirectly communicating that they are married so that they will not be misunderstood.

I didn't want to alarm the police or meddlesome people, but I didn't want to stir up trouble on my hometown star.

I'm on vacation.

I want to relax quietly and return to work, chewing on beautiful memories of my past.

“Really, the couple...? ”

“I think she's a foreigner. ”

“What a beauty. ”

“Hehe! Is a man capable...”

“You sold your soul for money. ”

And yet the voices that were murmuring came into my ears.

They will firmly believe that I cannot hear them, but if they are willing, they are nothing to ‘any god’ who can eavesdrop on the noise on the other side of the earth.

Among them, there were many speculations that were very sorry, but I didn't know that laughter would fall from the face of Sosia.

“Wife, do you look happy? ”

“Of course, it's a date. And if my research is correct, I'll be your husband's first date. Right?”

“Aha!”

So the reason Socia's in such a good mood is because she's the first.

I thought it was quiet these days, but my first hobby seems to remain unchanged.

“Husband, I see a lot of couples with bread that looks like crucian carp. Do you?”

“That's right. That breadcrumb is my go-to spot. ”

“But what is Chong Jang? I think it's getting in the bread. ”

“You can try it. ”

“Yes.”

As the business was going well, there were many fake places around the restaurant, but it didn't seem to exceed the taste of aid.

Me and the Socians stand quietly at the back of the long queue.

“We'll have to wait an hour. ”

“Well? ”

It seems that it doesn't matter that the cowardly wife threw a meaningful word.

Leaning my head against my shoulder, I began to enjoy the situation.

I couldn't stand around.

“Aah!”

“Kitchen!

“Ugh?! ”

The screams of the males pinched on the sides of their girlfriends or wives as they watched Socia in a daze.

Poor souls.

On Earth, Socia may be part of a cultivated semi-girl, but in Fantasy, it's a little better than average.

But you're making such a fuss.

“... No. ”

Other wives, perhaps, are corrected for being the second most beautiful woman in the universe.

Wherever you go.

In other words, only the man who thought his girlfriend or wife was the most beautiful in the world was seduced by the beauty of Socia.

“Hmm-hmm."

“Wife, I've become a spectator. Why are you snoring? ”

“It was unpleasant to be noticed at the time of adulthood, and once I got used to it. But I feel different marrying my handsome husband. ”

“How do you feel? ”

“Heeheehee!”

“...... ”

Instead of answering, the cowardly wife gives a very sorry laugh, like a drug spirit.

Did you eat something wrong?

Time went by surprisingly quickly.

I even made buns like a factory in a delicious restaurant, but it was thanks to the people who gave up the line.

I don't know why, but I felt reluctant to stand behind me and the Socians.

No, why?

“From a layman's point of view, wouldn't it be similar to the burden of a senseless emperor standing behind him? ”

“I'm a warrior. ”

What is "warrior" in fantasia?

It's a good idea to cheat. Something to be expected, rather than burdened.

But the pure souls on earth don't seem to think so.

“Maybe it's because he doesn't know he's a warrior? And there was a time when I was a cute emperor. He's a notorious sculptor in Fantasy. ”

“... I see. ”

I decided not to think about it.

Tourists and couples were able to order quickly, giving way to the lines.

The menu in my memory was simple, but as time went by, I had more choices.

Very stimulating breads, stimulating breads, less stimulating breads...

There's a whole new crust of crucian carp in place of the Chinese chandelier.

While I was looking at the menu, my cowardly wife was talking to a gentle waiter.

“Hey... are you really your husband? ”

“Yes. Isn't he handsome? ”

“... Yes? Yeah, that's right! I really... feel like I'm going to...”

“Hehe! Dreams are fundamental!”

“...... ”

For those of us who don't need nutrition, eating is not survival, but pleasure.

Gastrointestinal size can also be enjoyed until you get bored to infinity.

I ordered much more than two people because Earth doesn't often come where my parents are.

“From here to here on the menu, I want three sprouts. ”

“Is this wrapped?”

“No, I eat and go. ”

“So much... hmm. Please wait with this waiting table. ”

After paying with the Black Card previously received from Factoria, I returned to my memory.

Now I'm having dinner in a restaurant that's gone missing, and I'm sharing a bun here with someone.

“Someone...”

The place I remember was in the corner of the restaurant.

A good location for a couple who are shy of being seen by others.

Why did I come all the way out here on a math trip to this dark place... hmm?

“Hmm?"

A 20-something beauty matching her purple hair and neat dress sat as an athlete.

She looked like a scene from a movie, touching a mug with both hands that was blooming with warm steam.

And crucially, I couldn't take my eyes off the womb of that beautiful girl with a beautiful body and mind.

Nor did her voice fail my expectations.

“Sir?"

It's a beautiful resonance.

Even her eyes wide open like she was very surprised.

If there is a flaw, it would be a hard title to call me.

“Moralist? ”

“Yes. Why would the chancellor...”

“That's what I have to say...”

“Well, I'm on vacation...

“I want to ask you two. ”

The sound of a cold, knife-like wind came from behind me.

A few moments ago, a single wife waits like an assassin.

This looks like a crisis.

A God Distributes Popcorn

A very urgent drink calls for fast progress

An easy-going nature highly assesses the situation

There is a goddess who is too naive.

I'm sorry to hear that

......

Without third-party intervention, it can never happen.

Even in front of the Demon King Pedonar, the GGG rank warrior worked hard to find a way to overcome the crisis he had not seen in a long time.

Ah! Should I buy some time first?

“Why don't we just eat and talk? ”

“That's a little... yeah. ”

“Is your husband going to be overwhelmed by this? ”

“...... ”

I don't know what god did, but I'll see you later.

*

I didn't believe in coincidence.

Some people are fortunate enough to laugh at other people's efforts, but they think they have made an equivalent exchange in any way in their past lives or lives.

My luck was in the favor of the Space Chairman.

I do not trust the development of coincidence because I am a direct acid witness.

Coincidence is a narrow trick by a novelist who tries to force his interest and materials.

That is, it does not happen in reality.

“...... ”

“Hm. Where should we start? ”

“...... ”

“Don't tell me if you don't want to. ”

One man and two women sitting on a round table, slightly separated by a triangle.

The unknown Earth males looked at me with jealous eyes, but they couldn't cope.

Why is the moral lady here?

It can't be a coincidence that I just ran into her here after I went on vacation to meet the man I love.

There's nothing to check.

... but I really want to check it out.

“Husband, what are you doing? ”

I couldn't easily say anything because of the atmosphere of Sosia, which was eating Chinese breadcrumbs terribly.

Is this what you call a spine?

It's not a good experience.

“I... I know you don't believe this, but I'm very embarrassed. It's a place where I have memories with my boyfriend...”

“I mean, we met by chance. Isn't that right, Mr. Moral? ”

“Yes...”

But it was no coincidence, even the moral lady felt it.

It was because I was staring at me with a very glaring gaze.

Ah, what should I do?

In this situation, I have to take a stand as a man who is not a warrior, but my heart is already starting to beat.

Memories filled with holes.

The holes have been rapidly replacing one by one since I met the moral lady in this place.

We knew each other before we met as students on the fantasy level.

Come on, tough guy. Let's talk like men, even if we get kicked out of the house.

“Socia. What happened was...”

Kuang -!

Suddenly, the ground shook.

And if all languages do not have the ability to be automatically translated, one hears the shout of a being who speaks incomprehensible.

“Come out now! You trampled my brother like a crucian carp! If you don't come out, we'll dust you off with this planet."

Booth...

I still haven't seen his face, but the giant fins of what appeared to be a restaurant window were turning to dust.

What was that?

Some very rash liquor tells me not to mind

No goddess is too naive to interfere.

A very cheerful goddess is sadly seated

A god diligently fries crucian popcorn

You care about him the most.

Anyway, this is the moment when people's attention is drawn out.

After a deep breath, I confessed to my jealous cowardly wife.

“I think the moral maiden is my first love. ”

The dice have rolled.