Chapter 600: Building War Eve, Amusement Park Building Broadcast
"Ahhhhhhh, it's finally time for the Building Wars!"
"Mad King Building, you son of a bitch, I get none of the benefits but my name's called for fighting! Who told you to cause trouble, Building? I fucking curse you, I curse you, why did you interrupt my damn rest time?!"
"Fight fight fight, we're finally going to become a first-tier dormitory building, dammit!"
"I refuse to be just conceptual residue, filling the cracks in Mad King Building's walls—I want to be the top 1 in the Building Wars! I won't scrape by anymore! From now on, only I kill others, no one kills me. I will redefine the rules!"
"I've been waiting for this day, Lord Buddha—I'm going to rise up, dammit!!!"
"We need a visionary leader, a great figure who annihilates our enemies. He's filled with courage, his presence is brutal, he's cold-blooded and merciless toward foes, grinding their bones into the dust. He has appeared, right here in this era—Lord Xu Lang, please lead us to victory!"
Mad King Building was going insane, and the Mad King Building players were going insane too!
All the players rushed out of their dorms, their shouts rising in wave after wave, a chaotic symphony of howls and screams.
Some wept with rage, slamming their pelvises against the guardrails like madmen; others had tears streaming down their faces as if they'd glimpsed salvation; and some went completely unhinged, praying to unknown gods.
The madness of Mad King Building players was no act.
Someone even yanked off their pants on the spot.
Why?
Because they wanted to pound Mad King Building—that bastard sending them to war—into dust!
And others were kissing the walls.
Why?
Because opportunity had arrived!
Mad King Building players had ambition without bounds, and that culture and mood of challenging Xu Lang was surging again!
Thanks to their excellent cultural education, even ordinary Mad King Building players knew exactly what the Building Wars entailed!
Every player who had made it to the surface level shared one consensus: the Building Wars was a chance to reshuffle the deck.
Many legends had been born in the Building Wars, and many true Dorm Owners had forged their thrones in these battles.
Of course, besides the challengers, Xu Lang also had his loyal followers.
The protection of the Taleblade Demon Box was too strong! From the very start, it handed out a free "get out of jail free" card—wouldn't anyone with half a brain want to join Mad King Building?
The benefits here were just too good!
"Amusement Park Building, Heaven's Judgment Building, Evil King Building—I've never heard of any of them." Xu Lang wasn't staying in his dorm this time either; he'd come out to the corridor and turned to ask the women.
Amidst the chaotic roars, his voice stood out, instantly grabbing everyone's attention.
That was one of the perks of high Charm.
"I've never heard of them either." Gu Ya frowned, shaking her head. "Could it be that they're not dormitory buildings in the Titan Ruins?"
Building Wars always picked the closest targets.
Xu Ruyan speculated, "Is it possible that all Zero-Tier dormitory buildings failed to survive this Blood Calamity?"
Xu Xiaomeng pursed her lips and added, "Another possibility is that Mad King Building was in such a hurry to advance that it matched us with an immediately available Building War."
Cao Yaxuan shook her head. "I think it's a combination of both factors."
There were tens of thousands of dormitory buildings, and every day, some were ready to advance.
Low-tier buildings advanced especially frequently. The absence of any familiar dormitory names this time was most likely because no Zero-Tier buildings in the Titan Ruins were just about to advance.
When high-tier buildings advanced, the matching process took a long time, sometimes requiring a queue, so they had to lock in their Building War targets early, gather intel, and take preventive measures.
But for low-tier buildings, advancement wasn't that complicated.
Game starts, and then the battle begins!
Output, output, and more output!
...
Beneath the blood-red sky, there was a pocket of space that seemed like a normal world.
Here, the sky was blue, the clouds were white, the grass was lush and green, and amidst the beautiful scenery were features like a Ferris wheel, a carousel, a drop tower, and other signature rides.
A blue dormitory building stood serene and elegant. Hanging from one corner of the rooftop was a golden horn, now broadcasting in a melodious tone, with the roar of roller coasters, the pop of bursting candy, and the laughter of children as background music.
【Amusement Park Building Broadcast——】
【Boring viruses detected: Mad King, Evil King, Heaven's Judgment】
【Building War match successful!】
【Evil King—Danger Level 1: A naked paradise of desire, mistaking dark brutality for virtue. They appreciate everything intense, primal, and forbidden, treating death, slaughter, and darkness as art. Every player possesses a wicked artifact that can grow infinitely!】
【Mad King—Danger Level 2: Crazy yet pure lowly clowns. Smiles are a disguise for forced calm, anger is the incompetence of embarrassment, and crying is just annoying. Every time a Mad King Building player's sanity drops, they receive a massive power boost. If you encounter them, smash them to death with one blow, or drag them into a logical loop—don't let their disorder spiral endlessly!】
【Heaven's Judgment—Danger Level 3: Dirty beasts that legitimize violence, sealing forbidden power as sacred. Janitors who preach punishment, illiterates wielding rulebooks. Setting rules, summoning thunder, and calling flames are the means of their survival. Never let these filthy beasts gather in packs!】
【These three bad guys—Evil King, Mad King, and Heaven's Judgment—are coming to destroy our home!】
【Our Ferris wheel—how many first loves has it recorded heartbeats for?】
【Our Haunted House—how many screams of friendship has it treasured?】
【Our roller coaster—how many children's courage has it carried when they faced a challenge for the first time?】
【And now, someone wants to smash all of this, polluting our pure joy!】
【Let's protect our families' smiles!】
【Use their taboos to add new decorations to our Haunted House!】
【Use their darkness to build our new theater!】
【Use their madness to become the background music of our carnival!】
【Eternal Amusement Park, joy, above all else!】
【And finally, my darlings, this is a True King Duel, not an ordinary advancement Building War—please take it seriously~】
The melodious broadcast reached this point, then suddenly stuttered, like a broken music box, before turning cold, stiff, and utterly devoid of warmth.
【During the Building War——】
【The "Haunted House" is open without restrictions, containing ten thousand surprise boxes inside】
【The "Go-Kart Track" is open without restrictions—all vehicles receive 300% speed boost, vehicle collision damage converted to "Candy Splash"】
【The "Ferris Wheel" is open without restrictions—player turrets can be relocated to the Ferris Wheel and receive a 5000% range boost】
【Game event "Rat-Dog Catch" unlocked—all players can claim one "Rat-Dog" at the amusement park】
【Victory Ultimate Reward: Dorm Owner Experience Card (7 Days), Legendary Equipment x10, rewards randomly distributed】
Within the Safe Zone of the Amusement Park Building, some structures began to seep rainbow-colored mist—anyone who inhaled it was forcibly induced with mild euphoria.
At the same time, the Building War countdown started bouncing on the dormitory building in the form of multicolored neon lights, beautiful and dreamlike.
"Oh dear, a True King Duel—what's that?"
"Hurry up and check the library archives!"
"You guys go check; I want to go claim a Rat-Dog first—I've always wanted a pet!"
"I'm coming too!"
"Why do we have to fight again? I hate fighting. Competition is the worst."
"Xiao Hong, what are you saying? Our exams are also competition. Last time, you won against me, and I got locked in the dark room."
"Hee hee, sorry~"
The Amusement Park Building players dressed like ordinary people. Upon hearing the broadcast, they didn't seem fazed at all, chatting and laughing with each other as if they felt absolutely no pressure.