For Some Reason, the School Goddess Likes to Hang Out at My House
Play gossip fucking gay RPG! ①
* The chronological order is before the festival during the summer holidays.
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—— Someday of the summer vacation.
Kenichi and Fuji-san were at my house again because of their spare time?
I never mind coming, but Kenichi is relaxed as if he were at home.
Fuji-san... well, as usual, he's perfect for Kenichi.
I sigh watching the two of them like that.
Oh man, I was wondering if you could just let me go home and grab some...
"I'm sorry, both of you, for interrupting the love nest."
"I don't care. And now we have tea."
"Oh, Mr. Ki-yu."
Rin denies the word "love nest” for now.
Don't accept it...
But as far as I'm concerned, it's convenient today.
"I'm really free when I'm home ~. So don't look so disgusting... is that it?
"Yeah? What's up, Kenichi, look surprised"
"No... If it was the usual Showa, as soon as I got here, I would have used my absenteeism and had a blatantly unpleasant look, but I didn't think it was there..."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I scraped my tea like I told him to, and I flaunted my shoulders.
Shit.
The boulder is the man version of Leah God.
That's sharp for nothing......
"Showa kun. Just because Harp Sounds and Kato are here doesn't mean your study assignment will go away, does it?
"I'm not thinking about that..."
"Look me in the eye. Can you say that?
He holds my hand and stares straight at me.
It's like ascertaining a child's lies......
Ha, when they do this, they won't get away with it.
"Excuse me...... I was thinking."
"Nooo! I've been on the track a little bit because of you, so you can't miss it, can you?
At the same time, Rin was smiling at Ning Ro without being so keen to pay attention.
Kenichi is still looking at this one on the niggling side of it.
Damn... you're enjoying this interaction.
I said to Rin, "I know. He said he'd do it right," he sighed.
"Pfft. Good for you then. But because there are four of us, maybe we can play with our breath."
"Playing... cards and stuff... uh, I see"
Kenichi nods yeah as I convinced myself.
Rin, who sees how it is, looks at Kenichi in some way.
What...?
I take a good look at Mr. Vine.
But you don't quite understand. Fuji-san tilted his neck and looked at Kenichi to resent him.
Uh, those eyes feel like you're suing 'Don't leave me alone'...
Trouble...... If I keep this up, Kenichi's future will come later, or the sweet spaces that I want to meditate on my eyes will be created.
"Kenichi, notice! Before it's too late, 'I send Kenichi an eye contact to stop him.
Then, for some reason, Kenichi winked at me and gave me a handsome smiley face.
Ah......
Fuji-san's expression sucks......
I clap for Kenichi.
Farewell, Kenichi...
I'll see you in the next life......
Fuji-san approached Kenichi slowly and --
"Showa kun! Why don't we all do this?
Slightly excited Rin's voice echoes through the house as she waters.
At some point in Rin's hand, the goggles and the controller were gripped.
Uh, I've put out a lot of nostalgia.
Rin shines his eyes and puts down what he brings before me like a child such as intrigued.
Yes, since we did shit gay together before, Rin has often come up with suggestions as one of his breath breaks.
Yeah?
Maybe I just wanted to do it again this time......?
Well, I can't help thinking about it, but I feel like doing it normally, too.
"Ah, the one that the four of us can do."
"Heh... I didn't know Showa had a party-based game."
"No, this is normal RPG"
"Normal... I mean Showa anyway, so this is shit gay too ~?
"You know exactly what I mean."
"... dammit? Is that funny?
"Well, it's funny. I don't know if Fuji-san's gonna fall for it."
"Qin Yi. Better not have excessive expectations for now ~. Showa has it, but she's not busy."
Hey, Kenichi.
Oh, my God.
"... Kenichi, could you possibly have gone to see me in secret?
"Oh, erm... no, I'm not nervous. But not so immersed --"
"Here, Kenichi. I've got four controllers I left in vain before. Let's do this fast!
"Hey Showa!? Why at this time......! What, harp noise!? Where did you bring that Harrison from!!
"Qin Yin? Boys, I think getting along is a very good thing. I don't know how to say this--"
"Yoshinaki, your favorite person is the man theory..."
"I'm going to listen very carefully, too."
"... you guys"
Kenichi held his head and sighed, "Ha."
I mean, when can we solve that misconception...
"How do you do this?
"You can put on your dedicated goggles and hold onto the controller later. In the meantime, I'll do the prep for startup."
Each one wore a goggle on his head, and Rin was the only one who had trouble, so I decided to do it for him.
"Eh heh," don't look happy.
It's hard to wear...
"Okay, this is it. Then I'll start."
Turned it on, and when the game was started, the video began to play along with heavy music.
'This is a story that opens up destiny...... This world was full of new dark matter. It is the result of a great battle...... divine men, evil gods, dark beasts --'
Movies filled with jargon begin to flow when we do it to the opening.
By the way, I can't skip enough of this futilely scaled story to flow......
Yeah......
It's hard to tell whenever you see it, this.
Rin looked seriously at the screen and worried, "There's a word I don't know... what country is it?"
Because Fuji-san is also the first game I've seen, or I'm looking at it blurry without complaining in particular.
Only Kenichi, however, moved the controller to show a bare gesture of thinking "hmm," causing his face to pull if he felt any unpleasant feeling.
Then the screen is suddenly quartered,
"Please pull the character job gacha first"
The tellup flowed.
Oh, yeah! I miss you. Feels like this!
Just a little bit, I'm getting excited.
"Huh!? It's not like you can choose your favorite character or anything.
"See, you said it." A story that opens destiny. "
"You don't think it's real luck!
"I don't know...... You just have to pull it off, right? So --"
I'll stop Rin's hand trying to push.
It's dangerous... it's troublesome when you're pushed here.
Rin?
If they hold my hand back, I can't hold the controller...
"In the meantime, push in order from me at 1P. Because otherwise I freeze."
"Whew!? Is that where the mines come from?"
"I can't help but play with the four of us at the same time because we can't keep up with the processing speed. But this is the beginning, isn't it?
"I'm considerate ahead..."
"That's a boulder. It's deep."
"... this is the difficulty of the game"
"What's the harp noise and the young palace saying..."
Kenichi says in a sigh mix.
It's like he's kind of guessing the ordeal that's going to happen after this.
Well, it's true, Kenichi does a lot of fucking and bugging in my house.
You know there's nothing busy about what I have.
"Then, in order from me, Rin next, and Kenichi push me like Fuji-san."
"Okay!" "Yes, yes," "... no problem"
When the chatter button is pressed in turn, a monument that is difficult to describe, like a pair of dragons and frogs, moves out a chatterball.
And the positions that came out--
"Warrior," "Warrior," "Warrior," "Warrior," "Warrior."
It was the result.
"What is this mess!? At least let me disperse it!
"At the time this game came out, it was when there was no ceiling or probability notation on Sochage's gacha. This is a specification."
"Seriously... Kai"
"I can't help what came out, and why don't we just start like this?
"No, Rin, by the way, because this game is sure to die in the town of beginnings if the parties don't align"
"Yabe, it..."
"… unreasonable. But you cleared the tree, didn't you?
"I kept doing Resemara, and I pulled a guy named Bug Character, so I could clear a solo. But this time it's the four of us, so unfortunately there's no bug in that."
"So, what do we do?
"I don't care what you think, you can't clear it, so you start over. Okay, reboot all the way."
I'll turn off the game and turn it back on.
Then, an earlier opening movie began to play.
"Showa... I don't think so, but I can't skip this...?
"'Cause you're fucking gay."
"You're lying... Repeat this."
"'Cause you're fucking gay."
"Hey, don't try to clean everything up with those words!
Again, the laziness of this task is the crux of fucking gay.
As if it embodies a harsh working environment on the part of the maker, it does not raise its head in a sense to the specifications that feel “dark”.
"So let's just get on with our adventure."
"Showa, sounds like you're having some fun?
"Oh, I think so."
Because the four of us sure didn't play games or anything.
There's something emotional about that...
This is how our foursome fucking RPG started.