Claudie stands with her arms open as she comes out.
"Hey! Claudie! Did you see it?! Did you see it?! See what I look like?!"
God, I ran out to her who was waiting for me.
The battle just now was not dedicated to the audience. Of course, it is not a tribute to our ethnic cheer. It was not the other way around, it was a fight only for Claudie.
She likes to be cruel or violent.
Violently enough to recommend it to me. I like the barbarity of my warriors. That's why I didn't even feel like I was shaking my fucking raw grapefruit bourgeois.
Just now, I was a cruel and violent barbarian from a nomadic nation who was a young action stunt theatre actor who had the artistic sensitivity to smash his face and kill monsters.
This was hard for me to think of.
Even the Buddha in his head was moved by the rest of the sleepiness.
In other words, it's a blockbuster play made for Claudie.
As the excitement of the battle began to cool, a different kind of expectation kindled the fire in my heart. What kind of compliments do you get?
I was expecting it.
"..."
But Claudie looked strange when she saw me.
It was so thorough that it was called a red carrot.
What's wrong with you?
"Boo, I thought you were ashamed to die!"
"Uh-huh?"
"What the hell is that!"
Claudie screams. I panicked. You're ashamed? You're ashamed of three nightmare Kobolt saints and three Goblin brothers crawling out of hell in a bloodbath?
On a reckoning, Claudie, who was completely excited, was right to put me between her breasts and walk to the lodge.
Even the gods of heaven shed tears and watched it. It is a love action play based on a true story.
Claudie's reaction was strange.
"Ugh... Cat. Okay, that was great. As much as jumping on your feet..."
Seeing my shocked face, I began to add a humble person to my excuse. But as my dead enemies could never come back alive, my wounded heart was irreversible.
"Mo, I don't know! Idiot! Why don't you give me a compliment!"
I yelled at Claudie too.
"I did that to show you!"
"Well, that's the wrong direction..."
She approached me in an urgent manner and tried to do her best to calm me down. However, it is already too late.
"Oh! I hate it! I'm gonna sing! Don't stop!"
I sing when it's hard or when it's fun, and when it's sad. Teacher Sulundo's compass. Claudie, who will heal my wounded heart, opened my heart, and now I have nothing left but a legendary trot singer, Seoulun.
"Argh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Cat! Well done! Well done! Awesome! Awesome!"
"Hmm, that's enough."
"Phew... really."
"A bell."
"Argh!"
It was Claudie who hugged me for a gag. I hope you can do it now. I bent my arms around her waist.
"Then let's go eat with the money bundle."
"Cat... you really can't hold..."
"Isn't that nice?"
"... don't embarrass me."
I naturally moved my hand to Claudie's ear and slammed. Seeing that it was comfortable, she said as she looked at her face with cold eyes.
"Anyway, what do you want to eat? I'm hungry because I work hard."
"Haugh... good ears... do you want something to eat? Meat. You want meat?"
"Good meat. Today is a gourmet tour."
I bounced a silver coin out of my arms and caught it in the air. It's the back of the Sitpal.It's half empty money anyway, so let's go to Istanbul Restaurant today.
With the money, I knew that the world's cuisine was fine.
These dishes are still made of meat of monsters who don't know what they are, but this is fine again. It's worth as much money as it costs. Most importantly, Claudie loved carnivore. Dark Elves say they enjoy carnivore, but they really are. I needed to feed enough meat.
Today's the day we took part in the victory.
This day was sent on a date.
* * *
With that feeling, usually when the Arena was opened while earning money while performing a quest, the day was a rest and an opening.
It was all due to Durban.
I also wanted the Arena to be open every day, but I'm afraid the Arena wasn't open every day.
On average, it takes place four to five times a month.
Well, it's not that much of a burden, and I often have long-term contracts because there's nothing I can do but oh/f/ning. I had to pick up a few cocksucker monsters and scream, and it was over.
"Cat, today's opponent is playing."
"Fuck you."
Durban followed me like my manager and helped me.
I am Kim Kat, a barbarian who has lost his head completely due to a slightly less popular evolution. It gave me horror and fear in the first game, but that was the impact.
The public wanted me.
I wanted all kinds of entertainment in the modern world and wanted my showmanship.
I was Adolf Hitler at the same time as Charlie Chaplin on the stage. The comedian audience cheered on me as if they saw it, and uplifted me as if enthusiastic fascists were sending their allegiances.
It is said that the opening was not so dramatically enjoyable.
As I heard, it was literally just an 'opening' event that just killed a moderate monster and moved on to the next game, but now even this opening has become a very important content.
It's because I'm here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Barbarian!
- Crazy Barbarian!
When I took my position, the audience shouted.
They no longer slumber or scream. Shock turned to interest, attention turned to favour. They are now fanatical cultural citizens who can fully enjoy my insanity.
"Oh my God, oh my God!!! Oh, my God! Gentlemen! Did you hear the call of God last night? Did you hear the Holy Screaming Truth?"
The moderator shouted with excitement. She was also sleepy on the first day, but as time passed, her first appearance only encroached on madness without a temperate zone.
"Look! No, look! The wings that soared behind the back of the Barbarian Cat! His name, who was called by God and evolved as an angel, is Katt, a less savage warrior!!!!!"
Even my costume began to be specially crafted.
The outfit you're wearing is a special outfit with large, white wings made of hundreds of feathers of birds.
A large, splendid wing stretches out on both sides behind my back.
All I have left is a pair of white triangle leather sandals.
Cupid adult.
My scar reveals a bursting torso.
Pure white wings, contrasting with your hair when you turn it off.
Yes. Today's concept was the ultimate humanistic touching story that Kim Katt, who finally ascended as a lion of God, could not see without tears that the evil remnants of evil were being wiped out from the ground.
- Nice wings! If I had wings like that too!
- Aah, angel! He's an angel!
- No, he's crazy! He's just crazy!
His reactions were varied, but when you look at the sound of his voice, you can see that everyone is enjoying it.
The only thing I couldn't enjoy in this game was the monsters who were going to come out as my opponents and slaughter them.
There is no mercy for God.
Then the angel, the angel of God, will do the same.
Today I am Brutal Angel Kim Kat.
The Angel of Almighty, who will take away the unclean creatures that are rooted in this earth!
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
I burst into a sacred cry.
This degree of fan service is fundamental.
"You heard him! His roar reminds me of the holy name of the Church! Oh, my God! He is an outspoken man, but deeply faithful enough to ascend as an angel."
Hail to the godly Barbarian Crusader!!
- Ooooo!!!
The opening has begun. The atmosphere of the Arena has already burst out of overheating from the moment I came with my wings. It meant that the muscular man in the panties was spreading his wings in pure white.
- Chul-kung!
The iron spear on the other side of the Arena is open. It was a play that crawled out of the snow. No, it's not a normal play.
Knng! Grrrrrrr!
He became a dentist as an offering of the Arena.
The sheep's ankles were cut and stitched between the thighs and calves, reminiscent of the mermaid who crawled ashore, and the two eyes were covered with a sheer eye shadow, and the mouth was bitten with ash that looked like a golden ruler.
And he wore a shoulder harness with all kinds of stubborn bones.
It really looked evil.
They crawled the ground with two arms. I've got this kind of decoration, but only with both feet cut off will it be a dozen times weaker than normal play. But their bizarre appearance evoked evil.
That's it.
The Arena was like this.
Audiovisual effects are of paramount importance.
- Grrrrrrr!
- Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..!!
But the amusements were not lifted at all. The sense of smell is rebuilt, even though both feet are cut off, the ashes are bitten, and the eyes are covered. They only crawl with both arms to burst their wrath upon man, and I come near.
That's like six.
Six monsters crawled like that, making me nervous. The actual combat power may not be good.
It's good.
Evil, fearless monsters.
Today, I will feel sorry for that poor man and ask Angel Cat to show me mercy.
"The match is about to start!!!!!"
- Pa!
At the same time as the start I 'flew up.'
It was the ultimate sergeant jump. I didn't actually do it and I just jumped, but I did it with huge wings and it looked like I was. - Pearl! I made an angel come down to the ground.
- Waaaah!!!
- Angel!
- Barbarian angel!
"Huhu."
The audience was enthusiastic about what I looked like.
God bless me. I've been racing the Arena screaming like I've always been. The wings were so big that it was difficult to run with the resistance of the air as a straight bread, but now I am an angel who gives blessings to humans.
What I had to do.
Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
So one of the faithful crawlers began to approach me. He smelled. It smells like chewing marshmallow kimcot. And I'm excited. Khh! I couldn't make a satisfactory roar from the ashes, but he was a monster!
A monster that kills people!
That hatred has exploded on me!
- Krrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Using explosive force, he rushed to me.
"Haha! That's lame!"
I once again leaped consecratively.
At the same time, he made it look like he was bending his knee to jump as high as possible. I don't know, but almost a metre (m) or more seemed to have risen in the air.
"Swan's Bridge!"
- Jeong Jung!
and kicked him in that state. The goal is Nol's head. I could never defend this attack by climbing the floor on my knees.
- Cuckoo!
Exactly, the strangled kicking smashed Nol's spine. That's a clean strike. Overkill, to say the least. I grabbed Nol's neck and raised it high.
And he shouted.
"Listen! You wicked seed! I, the warrior of Barbarians and the lion of God, Kim Kat, will send you back to hell! No forgiveness, no mercy! All I have to do is read the sacred passage and the way of death! That filthy life, I'll end it here!"
Finish kill.
- Bummer!
I stabbed Nol's body on the ground like a punch to the ground.
Blood exploded.
"Hey, Barbarian Cat is starting to talk!!!"
- Whoa!
At the same time, cheers burst.
The opening has just begun.