"How expensive are these fuckers?"
Stu is fucking expensive.
These hillbilly teenagers were trying to convince me that the adventurers were coming. Are you trying to strip off the people who came to attack the dungeon that threatens the safety of the village? I'm going to have to search it all to regain consciousness. You have to take off all the leather.
What kind of attraction is this?
With the advent of the dungeon, the hatred soars as if these robbing bastards were robbing the pockets of adventurers like a swarm of water. All humans are garbage that is not worth saving.
"Saint. Then it's better to go to another store..."
"No. Everywhere I go, everything is the same. You just have to eat, Seapearl. Hold on! Here's four stews!"
We usually have four people, so we don't even have 10 coupons for a stew-like meal. Surprisingly, we have 20 coupons to pay. That's five coupons per serving. That's why I couldn't even predict how expensive the inn was.
I'm just gonna have to go home and fuck myself.
"Cat, are you mad?"
"I can't be angry with this. I need to get my head together with these Kobolts from the dungeons."
"Take it easy, Cat. It could be. How much do you think it's worth?"
Claudie, sitting next to me, slits my back neck.
"Ugh... there. Good there."
"That's right, that's right. Good, good. Let's calm down."
Well, yeah. It'll be fine if it tastes good. But there must be something delicious to eat and sell at the tourist attraction. It's the specialty of a tourist destination that chews the taste as expensive as it is. I didn't know what those bastards were usually eating.
I waited for a while, and I brought out the stew in each bowl with the salary.
"Smells good."
It didn't smell bad. Elise prayed at the aperitif, so I prayed to Buddha and Hwang-woong appropriately, and Winia tasted first.
I asked her how she tasted.
"What do you think?"
"It tastes just like niggas."
"My favorite flavor?"
When did you know my taste buds?
I drink stew because it sounds delicious.
"Yeah, it tastes like some kind of livestock food. If you use it as a feed for niggers, it would be perfect."
"No, this bitch?"
I do not forgive.
But once I tasted it, it tasted like cheap soup for 1-2 coupons in the evening at a shabby inn. It's not bad enough that you can't eat it, but it's also true that you don't have enough to give five coupons to eat.
No wonder Winia is not satisfied with the demanding taste.
But it's amazing that stew and soup taste the same. Actually, I don't know the difference between the two.
"I deserve to eat like that."
"Do you feel the same as a nigger?"
"Huhu, is that so? Here you go, Cat. Aang."
As Winia quotes it, a slightly smiling Claudie puts a spoon in my mouth. No matter how tasteless the food is, it will be delicious in no time. I immediately took a hot stone.
"Aang."
"Oh, nigga, this sucks! What are you taking?"
"Delicious dog. Do you want me to feed you?"
"..."
Winia nods as she speaks with potatoes.
Eat well.
I came out after finishing my meal like that.
"It wasn't a bad taste. So let's get started. The adventurers are coming that way, but I think we should follow them."
"Let's do it."
It was a good time.
It was only about 4 o'clock, and it seemed like the sun was still floating in the middle of the sky. The procession of adventurers led out of town. It won't take an hour to walk. We left, because we didn't have anything else to take care of.
There, men and women with knives and axes were walking in the same direction. I looked around because I wanted to see if anyone knew.
"I hear it's a pretty big dungeon. We estimate that the Kobolts used the existing underground structures, not the self-propelled oysters. Of course, as much as they live, I think it's going to be scaled up in many ways."
"Existing underground structures?"
"Yes. I don't know in detail, but there was probably something underground, and it looks like Cobalt Queen nested there. It appears to have been found this time by counting like that."
Elise explained in a cooked manner. It's all heard from the church. Unlike freelance adventurers, I feel the same trustworthy flavor as a true society. I am increasingly curious about the identity of the Light Fame Cross.
I finally arrived in front of the dungeon.
In front of the entrance to the Bondi Kobolts, more than a dozen adventurers were camping, and one party was entering unauthorized without even pressing the doorbell. Less manners.
The entrance was quite large. Cobalt doesn't make the entrance big like that. It's because they're the only ones who can get in and out. Apparently, it's about three meters tall, and it's about the same width as the height.
They wouldn't have built this big entrance, so it looks like the Kobolts are using it unauthorized.
It is unlikely that such a large entrance was discovered only recently, so it was probably buried and revealed by seedling methods.
"Do you want to go right in?"
Elise looked around and said,
It was only motivation that was already pulling out the iron.
"I don't care."
"You came here thinking about getting in the first place. Come on in, Winia. Not enough saved lights?"
"Saved lights? The nigger's talking weird again. I'll take care of the magic, so rest assured."
Me and Elise have entered the dungeon in the lead.
Well, when I said enter, the adventurers around here were as bright as the lights, and there were a lot of people inside. I don't know, but there will be dozens of adventurers already in there.
In this situation, adventurers who first find a treasure room or find something worth money become the winners. There are only three things worth money in Kobolt Dungeon. If you count them one by one,
The first one is also a relic of the adventurers behind it.
Unlike the cobalt that comes out, the cobalt in the cave flourishes three-dimensionally on walls and ceilings. If you put your mind to it as a cocksucker and stab your heart in this high-dimensional raid, you will lose your life as you are pressed into the volume.
The corpses and belongings may be dragged into the depths of the darkness, but sometimes bad Kobolts can't get their things out of sight. It becomes a field drop item and awaits the new owner. If the drop item is a weapon, it will be shorthanded.
And the second, as I said, is the treasure room.
All kinds of treasures buried underground are sleeping there... Most of them are just tree roots, but there are also a lot of useful items. The items that the dead adventurers were carrying went straight to the treasure room.
Finally, the third dimension of the Great Depression.
This is important.
The third is Kobolt Queen.
In the deepest, darkest room in the basement, Cobalt Queen, who gives birth to a cub for life, was the only monster whose existence alone made money.
As far as I'm concerned, most of Queen's body parts are traded for expensive magical materials, and there's a young female cobalt nearby. In other words, Kobolt Princess also buys high prices at the Arena. The supply of cobalt is easier with females, so you can turn on the lights in the Arena and find them.
Anyway, it's friends who make money in many ways.
A land of opportunity. That was the Cobalt Dungeon.
And it seems likely to be a nest based on an underground facility, so you might be able to acquire something similar to an ancient artifact like the dungeon you went to last time.
"Lots of people. It's also a tourist destination."
I think I've already missed three other parties by going down to the basement. I was worried that they might suddenly turn into murder robbers, but there were so many people that it seemed unlikely.
- Push.
As it darkened, Winia cast a light spell. A sphere emitting white light was created in the ring of a staff. Well, at least you won't be strangled by a staff. Suddenly the darkness was revealed.
"What, there's a staircase?"
What appeared before us then was a staircase going down to the basement.
Cobalts don't make stairs. This made it clear. This dungeon was an artificial facility built by a hundred percent intelligent race. That was a very long time ago, too.
Cobalt now occupies the empty facility... Does this have anything to do with the necromancer? I don't know.
"Winia. Do you have any idea what you're doing here?"
"Why do you ask me that?"
"An ancient facility that sleeps underground like this because it's a wizard? You don't know that very well. I'm working with my friends on the day of recess. Roughly according to the history of the area, you don't know what they said a few hundred years ago?"
"Don't ask me because I don't know as much as the nigger is frozen right now."
"Oh, yeah. Far be it from me."
"Wanna go after the nigger?"
Anyway, I headed underground.
Looking down the stairs, I saw an adventurer party sitting in the middle of the gulf relaxing. One woman with an axe and one male magistrate with a staff. And it was a triple party with a Carlden boy.
I decided to talk to them.
"Hello. Have you seen Cobalt?"
"... Yes?"
The trio reacted at that time.
I asked them with a nice smile.
"Is there a Kobolt nearby?"
"Ah... I don't think it's around here, and I should probably go down to the basement to see it. They all seem to have fled inside."
The boy with the knife kindly answered.
I think I'm having a hard time seeing dark circles under my eyes.
"Oh, is that so?"
"There seems to be an upheaval going on down there... We're thinking of going up now. They didn't have much to earn."
"That's too bad. Thank you for saying that."
I think I need to go deeper to see the faces of the Kobolts. Dozens of adventurers have entered the stables, but those close to the ground must have been annihilated.
They're all crawling inside. They're farming.
So I went down to the allegedly second floor, and there was a cavity.
It was a very large cavity, with several underground passageways stretched out, and there were about three adventurer parties relaxing all over.
It's quite spacious, so it seems to be using this place as a base for exploration. It looks like Wendy's stall is coming in.
"Do you want to go down more? I feel like I have to cut a Kobolt or two. I want blood."
"Hmmm... I think there's a place to rest in the middle. I think it's okay to go down like this."
"I think I should go down, too."
Opinions were gathered on going down. Winia shrugged her shoulders and asked me to come down. Move back that way to the basement third floor. Elise stands in front of the most, and I'm the second. And then there was Winia and Claudie.
"It reminds me of an underground city. Maybe it's where the Dwarves used to live. They have good talent, so it's not going to be that hard to build an underground facility."
Elise said, and Winia answered.
"Dwarf, maybe. This dune. It looks like it's been a long time, but if it's preserved like this, it looks durable."
An ancient underground city built by Dwarves.
We went down for a little while, and then we turned, and we went down again, and we went up again. It is becoming more and more convincing to guess Dwarf's Underground City. The structure was as complex as an ant den.
It was impossible to build a room through a passageway like an ant at this depth, not by some dizzy technician. Certainly, it is a good environment for Cobalt to nest in.
"Hey, here's Kobolt's body."
"Huh, yeah?"
The corpses of the corrupt Kobolts found in the middle were reminded that this is the dungeon.
I continued my exploration towards the seemingly never-ending basement.
Will we be able to reach the treasure room?