"Fuck!"
However, it did not take long for my cheerful cry to turn into a desperate greed.
"You fucking trash can!"
Cobalt has a habit of pushing all kinds of by-products out of their den into a particular room. Most of them are tree roots or old remains. And the scum that was buried was the placenta, but some of them had marble stones and valuable minerals.
In fact, because such things are often found, adventurers tend to go robbing cobalt dungeons. The discovery of 'high purity marshstones' is literally an urban tale, but in fact precious minerals are often found, so they are salty in their own way.
"Hm... unfortunately, I don't see anything of value."
Glug, Elise, who pulled out an unidentified bandit, said.
That's what he said.
Few things to take care of.
Thinking about it, this underground facility was originally built, and most importantly, this labyrinth was not made by Kobolts either. Of course there couldn't have been anything useful. The Kobolts didn't make oysters, they just nested in existing spaces.
And it's not a place where socialists have already been swept away once. If it was any good, they would have been robbed.
"Hah. That's good. I never thought it would be like this. Nigga, why don't you go get everything you can? Search hard. I've come all the way here, but how sad would it be to go back empty-handed?"
"Damn it!"
After all, all I could get was a few weapons that seemed to be in the possession of the sacrificed adventurers. Axes, knives, maces... As if they represented the user's level, quality was something that didn't look good.
You can still get the gum price.
I went through the rest of the rubbish violently. But I couldn't find anything useful. I just felt like tears were coming out.
After risking his life and fiercely fighting heroically, he didn't even defeat the Giant Ending Jim Kobolt Queen. Of course there had to be a fair reward.
But, fuck.
There's nothing there.
It's absurd.
This was absurd.
... the world is stained with absurdity.
The bourgeoisie in the developed world is paying tens of millions of won for a meal, leaving nothing but a mouthful of food... even though the children of the third world are still dying of hunger today!
Ah! What an absurd world!
When someone lives in a peaceful world, Middle Eastern boys are abducted by terrorists and used as weapons of war and consumed! Why should we risk our lives at such a young age to wage war on them? Who did it wrong and what did it do wrong!
The world is coming!
This absurd world is wrong!
Discrimination Against Blacks! Trafficking in Africa, perpetrated by the legendary criminal group KKK! Civil war waged by slavery! The sorrow of humanity and the pity of civilized society! All that absurdity was in the garbage can of this underground labyrinth!
Why did the wolf girl have to die!
"Arghhhh!!!!"
Hate this absurd world!
Then I'll...!
I'll save everyone!
"Sister! Please, nigger, do something!"
"Hmm... It's good to be energetic. Wouldn't that be okay? That's Cat's charm."
"Make sense!"
At that time, Winia yelled at Claudie with a loud voice. What is it? I am definitely determined to save humanity... Ah, this is not it.
"Fuck you. That's not what happened to you, nigga! Sister, we have to make things right. I'm happy to take your place."
"Don't do anything too bad, okay?"
"Stop fucking niggers and come here! Now!"
"No, why not!"
I was terrified!
What the hell is going on?
You must have entered the treasure room and been collecting treasures with pleasure! Winia, who came as big as I could, grabbed my branch and shook it.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Hahahaha!"
From the middle, she started laughing fanatically. For a while now, the situation has become short-lived. Winia calmed down, and I regained my peace of mind. I hesitated to sit down and rub my neck.
"Nigger, you're gonna be a jerk in the future. Phew. I'm feeling a little energetic now."
She confidently declared herself armed. My heart, which had been frowned upon by my previous troubles, regained its elasticity and showed off its majesty. When you see that the power in the branches is not polite, you are also energized.
"Yes... I want you to wake up... I think I just got so stressed out. But a man can do that. What's with that..."
"Don't grumble, nigger. I want to squeeze."
"Anyway, it's fucking violent, really."
"What?"
"No, I love you."
"Stupid son of a bitch. You brute."
Winnie blushes, but she never forgives.
This pain will be taken back from the bed as it is.
Anyway, I won't have any more. I came out of the treasure room. It was such a regrettable outcome. All we've got so far is Cobalt's nails and teeth and the queen's restraint, the crown. And there were no weapons acquired at the moment.
I'll take care of the essence, but I don't think it would be good to take it for granted.
"I think I found a way up."
"Ohh."
Still, I was glad I could find a way up in no time. It was near the treasure room. Claudie scrambles her ear and looks up at the foundation, and immediately climbs up to see that there is no problem.
"... still?"
But it was also the cold stone floors that welcomed us.
"It fell quite high."
Claudie said she had accepted us who were sure she was going to die. It was stunning to rethink it. Perhaps the imminent experience of his death allowed him to fight Queen like that.
People who experience death are offended.
"I fucking love you. Claudie."
I held Claudie's sheep shoulders and said,
She smiled at my actions like that.
"Huhu, suddenly?"
"Suddenly, I've always loved you... yes. It must have been because of the power of this love that we were able to slaughter Cobalt Queen."
"I'd rather not say the back words... Well, that's attractive too. Do you love me too?"
As I walked the labyrinth whilst sighing, a cleavage immediately appeared. Left, right. Of course, it is on the right. The pace of exploration was extremely fast, as I was already eating and sleeping.
Shortly after, I found my way up again.
"I think it's time to get out of the labyrinth."
Thinking about the height, I felt like I was all here. Upstairs as expected, an underground facility made of dirt hit us. I'm halfway there. Just look for the way up here and you'll reach the ground.
I took a break and left again.
I could find some cobalt in the middle of the ascent. Of course, I could not be our opponent, who had already beaten the queen briefly. Murdered as simple as a morning walk.
Going that way, I became acquainted with an adventurer party.
"Hmm? What about those bastards?"
On the other side of the road, those who came to light the fire were the bronze adventurers.
I was a little nervous. Basically, I don't trust the people who are adventurers. It could not be more believable if there were no such witnesses in the dungeons.
They're psychopaths who don't know when to turn to robbery. Adventurers and street robbers make only one difference.
"You're the other adventurers."
Elise said it was nothing. Claudie didn't seem to mind either, and Winia didn't care much either. Well... it must be a difference in the way you've lived.
At last I began to see their faces that were completely approaching.
- Static.
We confronted them when we stopped.
The number of counterparties totalled six.
They all look like a bunch of robbers.
There seemed to be no wizards, and they were all typical hybrid-style adventurers with knives and axes. What's an "E"? The level of muscles and equipment did not appear to be very high.
One of them stared at us and said,
"You guys... what is it? Guys, weren't we at the forefront?"
"Probably right. What are you guys doing here?"
From what I can tell, these bastards seem to be the deepest ones. Perhaps he was anxious to see us appear suddenly. If you ask me why I got anxious,
"Did you guys come up from the basement?"
Of course, I'm afraid we didn't bring the treasure.
Of course there was no treasure.
I stepped forward from the party and said with a smile.
"Yes? No. I'm lost. Haha. Do you know where you're going up? This is one. I lost my way when I walked in."
"What? Lost?"
"Yes, it has to be very complicated. I woke up, and it was here. Kobolts come out a lot of shit... Anyway, I made the trouble straight, but I didn't get any. So long."
Somehow.
"Stop, you bastard. This looks suspicious. I'm sure we were at the forefront, and I know there was no other way. What is it, you bastard?"
I felt that the situation would not flow peacefully.
All of a sudden, I feel a fresh shock, like I'm hammering my head... kids. Please don't eat your heart out.
"No. Murph's suspicious? The other way would have been to miss the seapearl pattern. You bitch."
"What the fuck? All right, commander! You guys are suspicious!"
The humiliated one screams like a seizure.
In my view, these bastards seemed more suspicious than us, but their problem was that they didn't know it better. I looked back at Claudie's face. She said it was fun.
"Do you think you can handle it well?"
"I don't know, but I don't want to solve it too well because I see that little bird talking."
"That's a good point. Huhuhu.. I'll leave the judgment to you, Cat?"
There's something there, too.
"Calm down."
"What came forward was a middle-aged adventurer who looked older. A man in a tight leather armor. The level of armament was poor, and the protruding belly was impressive.
"Did you say you were lost?"
"This isn't my room, this is where I'm winning, but of course I've lost it, Shivaal. I heard you speak to that son of a bitch Sibizo more than you just did, so bring him back."
"I didn't mean to complain. I apologize. Just bear with me for once."
He bowed his head and apologized.
"Yes... well, there's nothing I can't stand, can you just step aside? I'm gonna turn around because of the stress I lost. No, I want to get out of here fast."
"..."
However, I did not intend to stay out of it.
He looked me in the eye and said again.
"... did you go down to the basement first using something like a secret passage?"
"It's unpleasant to keep biting. It's a secret passage and you're lost."
"No, I think that's a lie. We've been living here for about a week, making maps, but there's no other way."
"..."
You motherfucker.
Then I have nothing to say.
"That's right. So I used a secret passageway to go down to the basement first, so I asked."
"Yes, let's do that. But what about it?"
"I mean... your bag looks a little heavy. Honestly, I'll forgive you. Didn't you rob the treasure room?"
The bitterly smiling jaw reveals its teeth. It was like greed poured out through his teeth.
I noticed his intentions.
He thought that we were thieves who used secret passageways to rob treasures, and that they would have been stolen from us for a week.
It was an incomprehensible way of thinking, but it seemed like it.
It was an adventurer.
"Forgiveness? What are you, forgiving? I can't forgive you for coming, you chewy pig."
"You can't talk about this. Boys!"
In response to that cry, the Bronze Adventurers were in a state of battle.
It's not me you're talking about, you cheeky...
I felt like my head would explode because of anger.
"You fucking bastards."