I said it like it was fucked, and it was a damn good story.
Can you be so happy?
I thought it would be publicity, but I didn't know the extreme effect of this shit would come out in just three days.
- Peep, peep!!!
As if I were a crazy car driving backwards, I traveled through the interior of a vast alreality as a Moonwalk. Clapping was a kind of dumb. The limbs were filled with violent impulses because of the joy.
"Manseneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Introducer Exposure!!
Donations and contributions increased!!!
The World Peace Accords!!
"The birth of the Church Guardian!!!!"
The inhumane entertainment of a thousand Michael Jackson Gimcott has caught the hearts of the people of the Kingdom!! You are such a big contributor to the Church, it will be fine if you call it steamy paladin now!
"Well, that retreat is amazing."
The Saint looked at me and said,
"Still, the spirit of this Saint is getting fierce, so please calm down."
"Got it!!!"
- Argh!
Immediately he stopped and immediately went to the presence of the Saint and sat down.
This makes me feel so good that I'm going crazy. As expected, the advertisement effect of Gimkatt. The Church has said that they will provide compensation separately, so it is worth expecting.
"Uh-huh! Oh, Saint! Didn't I tell you? I'm fucking good at it! Hey, I'm so glad you're doing this! I can't believe I've raised the church's reputation so high! I'm Kim Cat! I'm Kim Cat!"
With joy, I appealed to the Saint as I exploded my confidence. Yes! This is Kim Kot Klaus! Inhumane qualities no one can follow! Entertainer and gladiator of the Jubilee!!!
"Is that how you feel?"
"Absolutely!!"
"Haha, Saint Bone has a lot of work to do."
The lightly smiling Saint leans on the chair with her legs twisted.
"Don't you like it?"
It is clear that I will like it even if I have more work.
"Of course it's good. This is the kind of funding that comes at once. In fact, it makes me feel pretty good to think about how to spend this money."
"Uh-huh, it's possible to recruit a Crusader or something."
"There are many other things besides that. And a donation to be made by the violent Christians there...."
"Long-term future revenues will increase."
"That's it."
It seems that the finances of the Church of Ashton have become abundant.
Contributions pouring in with the violence of the admissions.
As a result, administrative work will be poured out for a while, but this will be a joyful scream. Originally, making the world peaceful required money.
Recently, the Devil, whatever it was, needs funding to prepare for it. I still remember what the Gognija said. If the Great Demon decides to invade, it will certainly help to increase the number of congregations.
"Even Bone Saint didn't know the public would be so enthusiastic about that strange dance. This great publicity was unexpected... and Paladin has achieved more than expected, no matter what he does."
"Yes! That's my ability! But if the Saint hadn't given me permission, this wouldn't have happened! This is also the plan of the Saint!!!"
I immediately turned this ball to the Saint.
"After all, what could have happened because the Saint was more shrouded in service than anyone! I always admire you!!"
After all, this could have happened because the Saint recruited me...!
"Huh, is that so? I can't believe you said that to this Saint... Paladin is a good talker. There's nothing but palladine to say."
The Saint lit a cigarette and said,
"Really... Even Saint Bone feels so good that she feels tired."
"Then I feel twice as good!!"
That's what happy endings are.
Isn't the Kingdom Martial Arts Competition a kind of spirit that brings happiness? I don't remember any other names besides Harun, but I'm sure I did. When I started to think about it, I felt inhuman as my heart warmed.
- Aah.
I didn't know that Gimcott, the capital, would be such a big deal. But it is natural. It's natural for me to be like this because I'm old.
I am always confident.
"Anyway, the church is discussing compensating Paladin. Everyone loved it. Crusaders, priests and nuns are grateful. We have to make a decent reward."
I came here today to say hello to the Christians, and they all thanked me. All the churches now like me for winning the contest and for raising the church's reputation.
"Hmph! Thank you so much! By the way."
But there is one other person who is curious about the reaction.
"What do you think, Pope?"
Pope of the Bronze Society.
He is quite stubborn and traditional. So I didn't seem to like me very much, but what was the reaction?
"The Pope. That hard-headed guy seems pretty amazing this time, too. I didn't pay for it, but of course you'll like it. It's a funded situation all of a sudden."
"As expected."
That's it.
Good ability. Useful. All you have to do is make this impression. I'm sure you knew the value of this.
I sat on the chair backrest with a pleasant smile. Things are going very well. Since I was so busy, the little books on the Saint's desk came into my eyes.
Quite a lot, tall piles.
Are they booklets?
I picked one up and asked.
"But what is this?"
"It is a booklet that simply outlines the doctrine. It's for the newcomers. It was made because it was difficult to explain the doctrine."
"Oh. Did the subscriber make it out loud?"
The Saint nodded, and I picked up one and spread it out. It's literally a booklet. It's not like there's a lot of writing in it.
"Will doctrine be organized into these booklets?"
"It's not like that. Crusaders and priests. Nuns study doctrine very deeply, but ordinary congregations can't do that. Simply put, it's a summary. It's a guide to help new entrants understand."
It is a brief summary of the doctrine.
I read it very slowly.
Published: Bronze Society.
1. Do not do evil.
2. Exalt the wicked.
3. If he/she witnesses an evil act, if he/she is able to prevent it by his/her own power, and if he/she is out of his/her power, immediately report it to the institution or inform those around him/her.
The first table of contents was about evil deeds.
Be nice, but just be nice.
Let's move on to the next table of contents.
1. Do not touch other people's objects with your hands. It is only the goods of the wicked that can be touched.
2. Do not fight unless there is a good reason. Only the wicked can walk in battle.
3. Always think about whether the violence you commit is justified. Reasonable reasonableness determines whether the other party is evil or not.
4. Do not slander others falsely. Only the wicked can be slandered.
5. Think that you might be wrong. Everyone can be mistaken. Take the habit of thinking one more time and discern coldly.
6. Do not force the innocent to do unreasonable things. Only the wicked can be compelled by unreasonableness.
Literally, only good words are written.
Surely the wicked must slay with slander, and then take away all things, and praise the legitimacy of that just act.
Practical compression doctrine.
1. Report any suspicion of paganism to the church immediately.
2. If you suspect a demon, report it to the church immediately.
In the last chapter, it was written that when you witness paganism and demons, you must report them.
If you keep this and live it, you will be able to hold it in the warm arms of Verde, the guardian of balance more just than anyone else.
Know that Paladins and Crusaders of the Church always defend this world.
"It says quite well?"
To sum up, it was a guideline of common morality.
Reject evil and reject those who do it. It was a doctrine to live with one another while being polite.
Religious groups are also healthy.
The world will be at peace even if people live by these simple things.
If you can't do that, the paladins will go crazy.
"It's just a very simple summary. But if you explain that much, everyone will be persuaded."
"Certainly only good words are written, so everyone will nod."
"No one wants to be moral. A summary summary of what everyone can relate to."
Does that mean there's something missing?
"So is that."
If it's not a psychopath, it's in everyone's heart to be moral.
But there are only so many. Not so many.
Would this world look like this if everyone had a thousand different minds?
Most of the people in this world, the lower class I've seen since I came to this world, were placental to those who had committed the heist with no distance of nine tenths.
Morality is also what ships call it in the end, so they can keep it.
In that sense, people who have a lot of money want to act more morally because the more boats they sing and the more boats they sing, the more they seek honor.
If not, at least you want to look moral to your acquaintances.
They join the Bronze Astronomical Society and think that they are contributing to world peace by making donations. It is very honorable and moral.
Isn't it a good story to tell others?
Did you see Paladin who won the Musketeer this time? Then it becomes another common concern of the people of the capital. With it, I will build rapport and make a competitive contribution to stand out more from the crowd I have created.
It's a really good social phenomenon.
This is the Kim Kat effect.
"How many paladins will you take and distribute directly from the streets? Maybe there's no one in the capital who doesn't know the face of Paladin. It will work."
"Actually, I heard some murmuring as I got here."
When I saw them stop, I saw a lot of people making fun of my companions. I don't want to talk in full after a few days. Ah! The life of an entertainer!
"Well, I'll take a few. If someone talks to me, can I give it to you and get admitted?"
"Yes, I would be delighted to see the Saint."
The Saint smiled and arranged a few booklets and handed them over to me.
"So, Paladin. Do you have a reward? First of all, we are discussing the Church itself, but it would be better to reflect on the opinions of the parties. Don't be speechless. All dizzy rewards will be possible."
"Oh, my God. I can't think about this anymore."
The sacred angel armor worn by the paladins of the Bronze Society is very attractive, but it doesn't suit me very well.
Frequent ambushes are not good for me when I'm sent out to a place like this because it's so damn brass. This Combat Priest Gear Set is the best to use.
There's armaments there. There's a bugal.
"Hmmm..."
I don't feel like a church object or artifact that has a special effect. This is too free a choice, so I just have to worry about it. It's actually the best way to get money, but it looks a little weird too.
This time, all the money that people have made is for the Church and the world. Money to protect you from evil creatures.
It's a bit of a problem to get paid in the yard, not to solve a demonic or a pagan case. It was just a moonshine.
"Can't you tell?"
"It feels a little bit like that."
"Then... let this Saint think for himself."
The Saint lit a cigarette and said,
"What, are you going to take me there again?"
"That's a good thing too. But this will probably take some time. I'm in a bad mood right now."
I'll be very busy.
"So let us wait slowly. Saint Bone will think freely."
"Yes, I understand."
"And... I saw the game well. The Saint you saw was undoubtedly so strong. Well done."
"Hmph. Thank you!!"
"Winning there... is something to celebrate."
"I am twice happy that the Saint praised me for this."
That was fucking good.
Anyway, the Saint is really busy right now, and he bites me by saying that he will do it next time he is a little more relaxed.
It's coming out like that, so it's snowing.
It is now winter in earnest.
Let's go home.