Subversion Dungeon
"Yeah, well, then we'll have to hear some excuses. Human. Why didn't you send an envoy to us when that happened?"
The lightened elves bend their hands and index fingers like the knuckles of an anomalocaris, then turn them against their temples and speak.
- Ugh.
At the same time, he pulled out his neck as if he were an extreme turtleneck patient, and bent his back like an imitation of a curly back to create a moron.
And his fucking eyes were spinning like they were mocking people. By analogy, I felt like I was turning my eyes like a chameleon who saw a fly. I don't know what a jerk gesture he's making, but it seems like he's trying to insult the article.
"It would be a great regret to say that there is no obligation to send. Then we'll forget our duty to do everything that happens at the border."
I mean, that motherfucker's right, but he's a real dick. As I've heard, all elves are inhuman psychopaths.
"Why didn't you send an envoy? Did you think we'd shoot an arrow? Do we consider ourselves a race that is not small enough to shoot arrows at an envoy, human? Don't answer anything."
"Khh... that's..."
It was an apparent mockery attitude, but the knight stepped back while scratching his back head to see if he had anything to say.
Not exactly a commanding officer.
I'm an envoy to the general public. What are you going to say?
The ones who decide that are the brains.
But for that reason, the knights thought they could do the same. Well... it's because it's a dick to talk about it.
Even though I am not an expert on the relationship between the Kingdom and the Elves, if I had appeared in this palace in the land of the Elves and there was a variant monster in it, of course the Elves would have sent an envoy to our side.
"Sending an envoy is a top line decision."
At that time, the commander of the Royal Army, who was talking to the knights behind him, stepped forward.
"And it wasn't until a few days after we came across that information. I don't even know if it's true yet. We are currently discussing internally, and our Royal Army has strengthened its vigilance over that palace to fulfill its responsibilities. I took steps to prevent the monster from escaping. If the order came down from the top line, he would have sent an envoy."
The commander said in a calm tone.
"This is a very distant place from your capital. Shouldn't the commanders in the field send an envoy first before waiting for the superior's orders? Above all, not being an official envoy could have warned me of the dangers. Humans are too immature to handle things. That's why we search after all the chickens have been released."
"What, what? Unknown..!!!"
The commander, who seemed calm, also blushed his face in a word.
If I let that motherfucker keep talking, I'll definitely pay attention.
I know that the Elves have complained about the absence of an envoy, but publicly insulting them is certainly not a political issue, but it is a real problem.
If we go like this, there may be a fight.
It's hard, so let's go try to dry it.
"I'm gonna dry that for a second."
"What? Do you really need to do that? Leave it alone. We'll take care of it."
Karin raises his head, but if something goes wrong because of this, you end up damaging the monsters.
"Just mediate. I also gave you the information."
"... then."
I went straight through the crowd and approached him.
"Here we go. Calm down."
- Tspot!
The three elf warriors look at me and bring their hands to the waist dance.
"... what are you?"
"Stop."
"Identify yourself, nomad."
Are these bastards trying to pull a knife because my head is black? I nodded and replied, raising my hand to let the attacking physician know that there was no doctor.
"I am Paladin, a Saint in the Bronze Astronomical Society who serves the god Verde, and I am the first to give you information about this. I saw the monsters create variants myself."
"... I see."
- Arrest.
When the Elves of Long Hair raise their hands, all the other Elves take their hands off the waist dance.
"I think you should calm down. I am an envoy, so I have nothing to do with that, but as a religious person who serves God, I would advise you that such attitude is not very wise."
"Advice...? You're talking funny, man."
"It'll be more fun to hear. I think it would be a good idea to have a rational conversation before trying to arouse human anger."
I looked around at the faces of the elves and said,
"If you keep saying you're uncivilized, you won't have a conversation."
As soon as all these bastards were born like each other, they looked like cheeks from the fate of a serial killer. Apart from being handsome, it has a strong energy. Most importantly, the developed arm muscles and the breaded muscles concealed in leather armor proved it.
The energy felt was not unusual.
These bastards were undoubtedly skilled.
Are you stronger than me?
"Isn't that right?"
I then looked back to seek consent.
- Nod.
The Royal Knights and the Royal Army Commander, who received my gaze, nodded as they glanced at me as if I was right.
"Did you say rational conversation?"
Soon, the elf replied.
"We first tried to have a rational conversation. What? Because that's natural. Dialogue is the basic proposition of normal intelligence. But when I tried to have that conversation, the untouched humans didn't even know the subject and all I had to do was ask about border violations. So there's no other way. We have endured a lot."
You're a real elf to the end.
"... I understand, so please stop being so aggressive. That attitude is not good if you want to talk again now. I'm not saying it because I'm qualified, I'm just advising you to be the first discoverer and a reporter."
Anyway, let's get to the point.
"Paladin was right."
A knight who couldn't see from behind came to me with his armor crumpled. The decoration of the armor made it clear that the knight was probably in the higher ranks.
"And you?"
"It's called the Night-General Australian Stringer from the Knights of the Empire."
He answered my question.
He was a man in his mid-30s with green hair. The Knight General is a regimental rank. Master Knight is just below ground level.
"I think it's only natural that the Elves were angry about not sending an envoy. But our knights can be angry enough about the border invasion. Both of them are furious, so I suggest you calm down for now, as Paladin said."
He began to mediate the situation.
"Those who carry weapons have no pride. If something goes wrong, both of you will get tired."
"Hmm, I see. That's right. But are you the tallest man here?"
An elf, who nodded, threw out the word "you."
"I can't say that each of you has a different affiliation, but you have entrusted this case to me in the most powerful military group in the kingdom."
Night-General didn't seem to care much about it.
Is it patient?
Or is it just seasoned?
"Yes, that would make sense. Good. Then let's talk again as the man who serves that god says."
Anyway, the elf who pointed to me once said.
"The elves of our eastern forest are also tactful about the summoned fortress. We have been summoned to the land of the humans, so we are neglecting it under the treaty, but we have information that it poses a threat to our forests, so we cannot stand idly by. This is the reason for the border invasion. Above all, if such information had occurred, you would have had to send an envoy to us under the treaty."
When I heard the story, I thought I should send a treaty envoy, of course. But I haven't been here for a few days, and I don't think I sent it because I'm waiting for an order from the top.
I might have sent them all by myself if I waited a little while, but it seems like the Elves have been rushing into the border.
"Understanding is important. But your name..."
"I am Glunaf Ohiden Marsgutter Kessein Tug di Quienard Biveron of Forest Murders, Yeha Forest Keeper Division, East Forest."
What the fuck's his name?
"Do you think it's long? Humans have short names. There will be no singing our names anyway, man. So don't worry."
"..."
"Anyway, back to the story, we'll send troops to explore the fort."
"... to send troops?"
The Night General frowns.
"Our elves don't know anything about this world. Do you really think you humans can destroy all the monsters that would be barking like maggots in that giant fortress and stop escaping?"
Sharp intellect.
"If you believe that, and you do not acknowledge our troop intervention, and the forest is damaged, your compensation will naturally have to be paid."
"..."
The Night General was silent at the end of the day.
"But if we acknowledge our military intervention, even if an accident of injustice explodes and the forest is damaged, that responsibility will not go back to the humans. This is the meaning of our eastern forest. I came as his spokesman."
"..."
This son of a bitch, if I just subtracted that this speech was a dick, I didn't think I had anything to say because I was saying the right thing.
But this means that the elves will officially send troops. It is very sensitive that foreign troops enter their land and conduct military operations.
It is also natural for the Night General to be silent.
It's not something you can decide.
"Human. Answer me. Humans close their mouths when they're at a disadvantage."
"... that would require a top. This requires the instruction of the top line."
"The situation is now silent, and how long will we wait for it? Is there no discretionary power in your armies?"
"It's not discretionary... if something similar happens to the land of the Elves and our human army goes in there and says it's going to conduct a military operation."
Let the General speak.
"If the matter is important, I will allow it."
The elves responded immediately.
"Because we have such a treaty. Well, of course it's unpleasant. But what should I do? I can't let these creatures ravage this land."
You brazen son of a bitch says it didn't happen.
"Khh, man. Are we afraid of our elves' troops? You don't have to be afraid. Unless they're slave hunters."
"Do you need time? Then tell me exactly."
The other elves in the back laugh and get distracted.
"We will not go anywhere else, we will simply aim for the perimeter and the exploration and annihilation of the fortress and the monsters. Our elves, unlike humans, do not lie."
The Elf of Long Hail said as if he were interrogating the General.
"Do you think it will be taken away from us like the artifact of the world? Oh, that. Humans are so greedy. Good. I'll give you half if we find the artifact."
"..."
The silence that follows.
There's no fucking answer to this.
This is what the elves are insisting on. What would you do in a day or two if you decided to stationed an army in another country? It sounds ridiculous, but I'm not a government official.
That's not what I'm talking about.
"Cat. I think it's going to be a long story, but I think you should go to the palace in this gap."
At that time, Claudie went through the crowd and approached me and said,
"I think so, damn it. Let's just go in. This won't come to any conclusion."
Claudie's right.
It would be better to explore the palace now.
"What...?"
At this moment, the elves' gaze rushes this way.
"... there's a half-elf."
"It's a mix of dark elves, too."
What is it?
"Oh, my God. God of the Eastern Forest."
"And from time to time, O great world."
"HalfElfrani."
"It's a mix of dark elves, too."
"Unbelievable."
"How could this happen?"
"Amazing."
"It's a human hybrid."
"Dark Elfrani."
Then I opened my eyes wide and looked at Claudie and began to pick up the words.
... these bastards?
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