Subversion Dungeon
These bastards, I want to talk to you about something with a fan. In fact, there's no reason to call me that.
Of course.
Nothing to be afraid of.
"All you have to do is go?"
Will I be afraid of the forest dwarves in this fucking meadow land!!!
That's good!
If you have a complaint and want to say it yourself, I will listen to you in front of my eyes!!!
"I'll show you."
"No, I'm not ready to go right now. Where can I go? I'll go over there myself."
"Ah... well... I see. It's actually a sudden meeting request, so I can't help it. Then come to our Knights Barracks. Then I will guide you to the Commander's Barracks."
"Thank you."
The knight who told me so left.
"Cat. Did the Elf Commander ask you to meet?"
"Is that so?"
"That's why, isn't it?"
"Nothing but that. I'm sure. There's no reason for me to see you."
"Hmmm... What should I do?"
"We should go first. I'll beat the shit out of you again."
"Huhuhu, really. But will it be okay?"
Claudie laughed at my answer.
"I'm fine."
Gymnastic Gimcott never tolerates insults.
I would have endured it long ago, but now I am evolving into an increasingly unbearable flesh. This absolute power is the source of pride!!! There's no reason for me to bend that power!!!
People always grow!!!
"But, Cat... should I come with you?"
Claudie sends a glance that she's a little worried.
"Uh-huh, it's okay. I don't need a guardian because I'm an adult. Well, I was invited to the barracks, and there's nothing to raid. That can't happen."
What are you worried about?
It's the Knights of the Kingdom barracks.
"Nigga, you still have to be careful."
"I live with care all the time."
"No, I have to fix it. They should be careful."
"That's it!!"
I'm not the one to be careful.
"The Elf Commander... Well, no problem. Come on, I'm gone. Give it to me again if you're fucked. We're not going to the Elves anyway."
Karin nodded.
"That's right."
I don't intend to go into that fucking forest.
"I hope she knows."
"Uh, Risha."
At that time, Risha grabbed my arm and said,
"The elves have the central idea of the world."
It's like a subject.
"Somewhere in Elven Forest, there is a myth called the World Water. Of course, the Elves are the only ones who know their location, so it is impossible to conceal their authenticity, but they are the trees that the world water rises in the center of the world, and so they are the kind of people who believe that they were chosen as the center of everything."
"Crazy bastards...!"
There is no center in this world!!!
If you want to shout love, you don't just have to find it, you just have to shout!!!!!
Love!!!!!
"But aren't you an elf, too?"
Karin whistled.
"... aren't there a lot of elves?"
"I see. Well, I see."
"Anyway, that's why they have so much pride, so watch out for conflict."
Risha grabs my hand and sweeps her ear once.
"Yes, I'll be careful."
But it's the elves who have to think about it.
Anyway, I immediately cleaned up the cloak and headed to the barracks of the Knights of the Kingdom alone. Upon arrival, the knight waved his hand at me, and I immediately followed the instructions to the commander's barracks.
"Please wait a moment."
After waiting for a moment in front of the large tent, the knight who went in first came back and said,
"Now go in. Thank you for responding to my call."
"No big deal."
- Glug.
I lifted up the entrance of the tent and went inside.
- Tspot!
I looked inside as soon as I got in.
What was inside was a total of five. One was the Night's General, and two were his undertakers.
The other two.
"..."
Elves wearing camouflaged armor.
Both of them were taking off their helmets and had long golden hair, consisting of men and women, sitting on their seats and staring at me.
Appearance was just plain elf A and B.
Blonde elves weren't prettier than my wives. Anyway, these bastards are commanders.
"Thank you for taking the call, Paladin."
The first to open his mouth was the Night General, who was sitting on the bench.
"No big deal."
As he bowed a little and greeted me, he raised his hand, and one of the attendants who stood behind him came towards me and took out a chair.
I sat right there.
"I didn't mean to call you Paladins this time, but I came here to tell you that they wanted to talk to you."
"I know."
I looked forward.
"..."
The female elf looked calm, but the male elf seemed to be seeing something inappropriate. It's called the face of a jackass.
You don't look like you're going to build a man.
It is determined that there is a complaint.
But you two look like shit.
"... nice to meet you. Shamhain, you might want to introduce yourself. I'm here as a support force commander."
It was the female elf who opened her mouth first.
"..."
But the male elf just stares at me and doesn't open his mouth. Do you want me to do it first? Yeah, you did it first, so do it too.
"Greetings. My name is Paladin Gimkatt, a Saint from the Bronze Society."
"..."
I said so, but the male elf was just holding his arm still.
Aren't you going to call someone and introduce them?
"... next to you is my deputy, Avaloos."
"..."
You don't have a mouth.
I'm not ashamed, so is the commander the one who needs to introduce himself?
Anyway, I nodded.
"First, I want to thank you for responding to a sudden call."
"It's not hard. I just came out because I wanted to meet you."
"You must have had a hard time. Thank you very much for your valuable time."
- Ugh.
The female elf bows and I bow a little.
This... I think I'm here to apologize for the atmosphere.
She was behaving politely without showing any elf-specific attitude. I don't know about this woman, but it takes some attitude from the guy next to the Elf.
"First of all, I would like to express my deepest regrets about the previous violence."
I'm thinking about it, so she took it out.
"Hmm."
I think it's right to call for an apology.
Then there is no reason not to listen.
"I heard... there was a very regrettable incident. The Elf Warrior Glunav insulted Paladin first. There's nothing else to say about this."
"So you called me to apologize for that?"
"That's the way it is."
When she answered, the deputy coughed.
"Hmmm!"
This son of a bitch looks a little dissatisfied.
"So I want to formally create a chapter of reconciliation."
"The chapter of reconciliation?"
"Officially condoning each other and positively promoting the future."
We forgive each other?
"You will forgive me for the insult, so I ask you to apologize for the very serious incident that caused Palladin to use violence to make three precious Elf Warriors incapacitated."
You son of a... dare to emphasize in front of me that three precious elf warriors have become incapable of combat.
Is that why you're telling me I had a fucking big accident?
"We will only be able to resolve this situation quickly if we pardon each other."
"Huh."
I want to be gentle with this bitch, but I want you to apologize to me with that bullshit.
I can't do that.
That son of a bitch did wrong.
This isn't even a primary school classroom. You just have to apologize to one of the bad guys. Elementary school is like a jungle where strong students have to apologize to each other even if they lose.
I hated such a culture!!!
"Look, Elf Commander."
"Yes?"
It's the same logic as the colony!!!
Why should we apologize to each other?!!!
Most importantly, he mocked Claudie!!! That's the situation. You should apologize to me!!!
"I can't remember the name because it's so long, but the one with the longest head and leading the story insulted me first. With a very bad attitude."
"I understand. What he was overreacting to was his reaction to the envoy..."
"I have absolutely no authority over that part, and it doesn't matter, so it would be good to exclude it. I am an envoy, so it has nothing to do with being a treaty. I am not a government official in the Karga Kingdom."
"... I see."
Let me be clear on my intentions.
"His attitude was just arrogant from the start. Then I was insulted, and all I had to do was punch out to defend my honor. That's the whole story. You're suddenly asking me for an apology?"
It's ridiculous.
"I don't know if there's a culture of insult among the elves, and I might call it a forest joke, but I'm not the one who listens to insults and tolerates them."
"But the problem between races can be recurring as a diplomatic one..."
"It's a diplomatic matter... so why did they act without thinking about it? You guys have a right to do that only to the elves? Elf Commander. If you know the facts clearly, only the person who did the wrong should be guilty."
"..."
Then, the Elf Commander closes his mouth.
"You wanted to forgive me, but you wanted to blame me. It wasn't because he was wrong, but because he insulted me first. And you forgive each other? That's ridiculous."
I said it over and over again.
There is no reason for me to forgive you.
If you do something like that, it's all about admitting Claudie was mocked.
"Above all, do you intend to pardon me in the absence of a party that insulted me? Don't you think this is too uncommon?"
"... I can't hear you anymore."
Just then, a male officer, who was silent with his arms open, opened his mouth as if he was still upset.
"There is also a degree to the song. Of course I didn't say that, man. You humans are too barbaric..."
"Enough."
"What?"
This son of a bitch suddenly tries to make a crap out of it, so I want to hit her, and the female Elf Commander reaches out and stops the deputy.
"I can't keep talking right, so that's it?"
But the deputy didn't close his mouth.
"That noisy Shamshaw listens so well to humans. If you had imitated half the attitude shown to this human being when you listened to the elders, there would have been no wish from the family."
That's a lot of vice attitude. Was it your family?
Probably the same as your brother.
But why are you doing this in front of me?
"Go into the forest and fight. You know that's not what we do here, right?"
"You're making fun of an uncharted human."
"Use the sardines, you cheek."
But this motherfucker's been here since before.
"What, what?"
"I told you to write a sardine. Don't you have any manners?"
"No, you. What did you just say?"
The frowning man rises from the ground.
Why can't these bastards understand if they say so?
"I told you to use the sardines."
"I'm asking you about what you said before!!!!!"
- Bang!!!!
The moment he punches down the table, he reverses.
"Who is this uncivilized human being in front of?!!!"
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
So I immediately burst into the monster and jumped into place and landed on the table.
"What, what!!!"
"A joke is a joke about something like this!!!!"
- Papapod!!!
- Papapapapapapapapod!!
- Papapapapapapod!!!
As I squeezed at him, I flirted with my feet like I was about to attack him with my toes while casting a spell on the inhumane ultra-fast Cossack.
- Heeung!
It scatters his hair.
Of course I didn't hit him myself. Everywhere I go, my toes are slammed into the air just under his chin, and the other foot is shot as it is recovered.
It was like a machine gun... Have you ever used a Cossack that shoots thirty feet in a second!!!
"What do you think, my true prank!!!!!! This is Divine Jock!!!!!!"
"Ugh!!! Ughhhh...!!!"
The deputy complained of panic at the same time as Turtrim.
- Beep!!
"Par, paladin...! Che, please protect your body!!"
Night-General got his head.
"Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh!!! Dancing is Paladin's second coming!!!"
The undertaker cheered.
"Shut up, Knight Actian!!"
"Oops! I'm sorry!!"
- Quaang!!!
After finishing the prank, I immediately jumped over the table, took a shot at the ceiling of the tent, and then landed on the table and bent the elves in a straight stance.
I haven't had a dick attitude since before, but I can't believe you're a human!!!
"This is a joke, all right?!! You immature elf!!!"
"Me, crazy!!! This man is crazy!!! So surely Glunav is right, isn't he?!!"
The officer who opened his mouth panicked and grabbed the commander's shoulder next to him.
"Hah... I'm going back."
The commander only covers his face with his hands while saying such things.
You rude bastards!!!!
"Understood!!! A joke is a joke about something like this!! I haven't heard a formal apology for the insult yet!!! But you're talking to me like that!!! If this is the case, it is common sense for the wrong side to forgive you, Elf!!!"
"That's a lot to say, the one who attacked the warriors like that!!!"
The deputy made a statement once again.
You bastard!!
"If you have any complaints, speak with strength, you thin elf!!!!! When your mother gave birth to you, she told me herself that she didn't know how to give birth and suddenly gave birth to you!!!!"
"Well, well, well!!! What?!!!!"
"A commonly born child is thinner than a father's cock!!! This is a miracle story!!! No, it's a disaster! This is a sign of disaster!! Surely a bad future awaits you!!! The prophecy is never wrong!!"
Even Oedipus, the great hero, could not resist his prophecy!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think you are better than Oedipus!!!
"You, you crazy bastard!!! It was wrong to talk to the humans in the first place, Shamhain!!!"
"Brother... please shut up..."
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