Subversion Dungeon
"I won!!!"
I went to where my wives were waiting and shouted. Those who were looking at the bodies of the monsters who hunted them yesterday stood up and approached me.
"Cat, what happened?"
"They lost their minds!!!"
"Oh, really?"
"Yes! I can't help but say I'm sorry."
If you don't speak up, you are forced to use violence. If I hadn't listened to the apology, I would have asked the elves for it indefinitely.
"You have the best power. Okay, I'm going to ignore it first, but can we just leave it alone? Give it to me if you're a man."
Liz said while holding her fist open.
"That's it!!!"
I know as well as my sister who uses fists.
"The idea of the elves looking at humans is wrong! I hope that Katt will take advantage of this opportunity!!"
"I will!!!"
"Long live!!"
Immediately, Hilde and I held hands and danced while spinning. You stupid elf bastards...! If you keep that attitude, you will surely be forced to go to war one day!!
You can't coexist with creatures who don't behave!!!
Only respect and decency can make this world peaceful!!!
"I don't think it's gonna work out because I see a nigger like that..."
"I think so, too."
Ari nods at Winia's words.
"No! It's not! Because I just proved it with this fist...!"
"Yes, yes. Good job, nigger. Best in the world."
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
I still haven't seen the excitement of battle.
"Hoo-hoo, anyway, Cat. You're doing great. Will you be officially apologized next time?"
"I'll call him right away. You just have to wait until then."
Even the elves will be able to explore the palace in earnest if they are properly greeted with the greeting of forgiveness. We can't cooperate with each other while we still have our money.
"But I didn't think I'd really give it to you... Well, if it worked out, you wouldn't have any more butterflies. But let's not go into Elven Forest in the future."
Karin said with his hands on my head.
"Uh-huh, of course you do."
There's nothing to go in there.
"... I hope there's nothing wrong."
Risha noticed something worrying.
"The proud elves will bow their heads gently... They will not try to admit their faults because they have the wrong pride."
"Oh, you're an Elf expert."
When Risha spoke, Karin whistled.
"But I think the same thing about you."
"I don't really know if I'll apologize... for her."
Since there are quite a lot of witnesses, this must be the scene of the sin.
If there is such a place, you will unconditionally tell such a story.
But do you really want to apologize for that?
"It's okay."
If you don't.
"Then you can give me another one."
You can do that.
"Elves of Elven Forest need to know!!!"
We need to change the minds of these racist bastards!!! I may be an imperialist now, but later!!!
They are already Belgian dream trees!!!!
It is clear that if you live with a contemptuous gaze on man, you will bear the fruit of Leopold II! The Nazi Dream Tree, if not for that! That means they're no different than the Hitler Boys!!!
- Hitler Jugend!!
Paste leaves brainwashed by fascism and loyal to the Nazis!!! They grew up with the wrong idea and became an asshole, but they were unlucky homicidal boy scouts!! Maybe the elves will too!
No, it will be!!
"I'll let you know what it means to ignore humans!!!"
"Cat, Manceier!!"
Anyway, today we have to do today's work.
"I don't think the nigger's ever been so good at it..."
"No... I think the loosening went well. It's a process, because you have the ability to do it anyway."
"You're right about that."
Then let's go punish the monsters of the world again today.
*
It was the day after the chapter of harmony was put in place.
In the morning, one of the elves in a combat suit approached me and said, "I'm washing everything by the lake."
"A man who serves God. Our commander has made a position of harmony with you as promised. The ceremony will take place at noon today..."
He said that to me in a polite manner and gave me a location. Yeah, I tried to send the right motherfucker.
Anyway, the location wasn't exactly a secret. It looks like we'll meet at the middle of the barracks of the Knights of the Kingdom and the barracks of the Elves.
The Elves' barracks were not built that far away, so they were actually just doing it in the courtyard in front of the palace.
"Got it. I'll be there in time."
"I'll tell you that, God-serving man."
He left right away.
Noon today... I can't enter the palace today. I thought the combat wizards just found their way up to the second floor yesterday, but the timing is bad. I went straight to the wagon and waited for her, and when I had finished the morning washing, she came back.
"Let's take a break today. I just heard you said you'd apologize at noon."
"Uh-huh... I get it. You didn't say to come alone, did you?"
Claudie nodded and asked.
"It's a public place. You can come."
Then let's go see him at noon.
*
"Merry Christmas."
Before noon, the elves were already on the other side of the road. Of course, it wasn't just them. There were also the Knights of the Kingdom who promised to take their hands off, and the Royal Army, of course, was crowded with other spectators.
You didn't search the palace and you came all this way?
"The Paladins are here!"
"Oh! Paladin!!"
"Dancing Paladin!!"
But as I was getting closer, the spectators started to cheer as they looked at me.
Is there any reason to be so cheerful?
He grabbed a moderate man and asked, and he answered.
"I saw very well that Paladin gave those abominable and rude elves a cool shot!! I can't even get an apology because I don't have enough! This is the snout of those arrogant elves! This is impressive!!"
"Ah."
When I gave him Glunav, the seed of this conflict, all kinds of spectators came, and they saw all the elves who rolled their dog bark at me in real time.
Since the elves were uncivilized humans, there were no humans who would not be angry at the situation they were talking about, so I came to see them with joy that the chapter of the sin had been prepared.
Originally, humans are easily swept away when they have a distance to unite.
"I'll cheer you on!"
"Excellent!!"
"Paladin, Long live!!!"
I went forward so welcomed.
Soon after, the Knights of the Kingdom began to send me glances of hope, and I became acquainted with the General at the end.
You're here.
"General. I heard you would take your hands off me yesterday..."
"Yes, I'm just here to take a look… I'm very proud of your praise for Paladin among the knights. It was an unavoidable move."
I think I'm just here to take a look.
"This is causing lung damage again. I'm sorry."
"Never mind. I think it's the only thing that can happen."
Anyway, I passed him and headed toward the center, and soon the Elf Commander approached.
That's the elf who has a crazy brother as his deputy.
"You're here."
She greeted me first, who had long blonde hair.
"How are you and Deputy Glunav?"
"Absolutely. I educated you firmly yesterday... so there will be no offense to you."
If I'm going to be a jerk again, I'm going to have to educate myself.
I've been training all day.
Yeah, that's enough.
If I get a formal apology, I'll be grateful for it.
"I'm a little worried, but I look forward to it."
"There will be nothing to worry about. No matter how stupid I was, I was educated all day yesterday..."
"Thank goodness."
"It's about to start. When the event starts, please come up to the top of the table."
"I see."
I stood moderately and waited for the event. It's just split up with elves and humans, so they're all round. Shortly after, the event began, and the Elf Commander who climbed the stage opened his mouth.
"We've settled our differences about what happened recently, and we're here to harmonize."
Her short greetings followed, and it wasn't that long, so I soon came to the point. When the Elf Commander identifies Glunav, he comes forward.
"..."
Elves with long blonde hair.
It is one of the three groups that came first.
He insulted Claudie, even if it was just a bold gesture.
"Glunav. Do you admit that you acted rudely, provoking human paladins and causing violence?"
Let the Elf Commander look down at Glunav and say.
"... I admit it."
He pleaded guilty with his back lowered to 90 degrees in a crawling voice.
Yeah, if you do this in a public place.
I can accept your apology.
"A warrior is a creature that never accepts disrespect. If you don't think about it and show insulting words to the other person, there is no choice but to have a fight. Do you acknowledge that you acted without thinking about it?"
"... my thoughts were brief. Admittedly."
"If so, forgive the party."
When the words fell, Glunav looked at me and apologized.
"I will forgive the human paladin. I apologize for being rude. I will also forgive you for making fun of me."
I nod.
"I will accept your pardon, Glunav."
"Thank you."
- Ouuuuuuuuuu!!
- Ooooooooooo!!
- Waaaaaaaaaah!!
The people who were watching began to cheer.
Those thick elves must be in a good mood to bow down and apologize to our dancing paladin. I'm some kind of idol.
"..."
I shook hands with Glunav once, and he immediately lowered his head into the crowd.
All that's left is the deputy.
"Then, Avaloos."
The elf commander called out to the deputy.
"..."
He walks out with a gloomy face.
I checked his face for a second, but he wasn't looking at me at all.
"Avaloos. Just like Glunav. Do you admit that you despise the human paladin without counting the circumstances?"
"..."
"Avaloos?"
He was silent.
It's gonna be hard to answer.
I don't know where this son of a bitch is.
I looked at the deputy who was just bowing in front of me in an armed position.
Whatever it is, this son of a bitch has to apologize and it's over.
"Avaloos. Forgive the human paladin."
"... Argh!"
Are you going to apologize now?
But what I said was different from what I expected.
"Mo, I can't!!!"
"What?"
"Why do I have to forgive myself for going through this disgrace! I am the one who should be forgiven!! What could be more unjust than this!!!"
Khhhhhhhh!!
The deputy who poured out the tears roared high, and the spectators began to sulk.
You son of a... you haven't reflected at all.
I grabbed his shoulder.
"Avalius. Because you caused this incident first, you must forgive yourself. You insulted me without thinking about Glunav's case first. So I acted that way."
"Yes!!!"
He pulls out my hand and screams.
"Who was the one who used violence while spreading barbaric words!!! You insulted my parents endlessly!! It can only be forgiven by death!!"
"Who turned Agari before that!!! Who started it first, you piece of shit!! You did it first. Can't I do it? You're still out of your mind!!!"
"You're the one who's lost your mind!!! You barbaric, uncivilized son of a bitch! I never succumb to degrading violence!!!"
- Pa!
That's how the deputy who went down the stairs shouts as he sees the fierce Elf army.
"Elves!! Why should we bow down to these uncivilized humans! All you have to do is keep your head down! Isn't that right!! Remember your pride as an elf!!"
You crazy bastard.
Nin searched.
"That, that Elf bastard!!"
"Shut up, scum!!!"
"The Elves are talking long!!"
"Paladin! Please punish me!"
"Rude things!!"
Excited people began to pull out their weapons as they scolded. It was the same for the Royal Army and the Knights of the Kingdom. Of course, other spectators were also excited by the blushing of their faces.
They were truly outraged by the rudeness of the elves.
- Goooo...!
However, the energy of the elf army is not unusual. Are these bastards sympathizing with what the deputy says?
I shook my head right away.
"Ahhh... Ahhh... Brother, please..."
The Elf Commander was just bowing his head with his face covered.
That crazy bitch.
- Arrest!
And you are.
"Humans! I don't care what god you serve!!!"
The vice regained his confidence as he spoke to me.
"You will have to pay for disrespect and savagery!!!"
"Shut up, you motherfucker!!!"
- Quang!!
I immediately thrust the ground and flew towards him and kicked him in the trunk.
- Currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
"Woohoo!!!"
As it was, the deputy who was crushed into a rider flew like a bulldozer and collided with the elves. - Kuung! The front line of the elves who were heating up by the shock collapsed like a bowling pin.
"That crazy human bastard!!!"
"You uncivilized, barbaric humans!!!"
"You don't have to take it anymore! Overpower!!"
- Pa!!
And you are.
Excited elves have fallen into a state of widespread explosion and have begun to attack in unison.
"The elves did the wrong thing first!!!"
"I haven't liked it before, you bastards who look like western pillars!!"
"Ignoring humans is enough!!!"
"Dear Paladin!!"
"Sweep everything!!!"
"I searched, motherfuckers!!"
At the same time, the people above me were excited and clamped in unison. - Two-two-two-two-two-two!! With it, the prairie lands begin to resonate, and the roar of high battle bursts out.
- Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
These are for me now!!!
I'm trying to fight with the elves!!!!
If so!!!
"I'll be at the forefront!!!! Verde God!!!"
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I also burst into tears and rushed to the front of the elves!!
"Waaaaaaah!!"
"Wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Arghhhhhh!!"
- Brawl.
It was a mythical brawl.
At the border, the Elves and the Human Alliance are in a state of stagnation.
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