Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

“Ten eggs? ”

Li Yao stunned for half a day and said, "Is the champion out of his mind - some chip burned out? ”

“I think so, too. ”

Glass pointed at her finger and blamed herself, “I wondered, is it my responsibility, I didn't learn the maintenance and repair technology taught by Yao Lao, I don't know where it leaked and broke a key chip of Lord Fist? ”

“Did you mention it to him? ”

Li Yao thought about it and asked, "Let him not be so excessive. Even if he is really dissatisfied with you, he can just say it straight away. Really, Bai grows so big, at least he is the number one bandit on the evil earth. Why is he so small, and bullies little girls? ”

“I have spoken politely. ”

Glass Commission gave in, “I have told Lord Fist several times that although he burned the noodles deliciously, I was very touched and satisfied, but it really bothered him too much and took up too much of his calculating power... I have said these words many times, but he has always been deaf and said what to do to keep me in my best working condition, even taking up 5% of his calculating power is well worth it, and he will continue to refine and fine-tune the ingredients and methods until the end of the day, burn out a bowl of the most perfect tomato baguette in the whole universe, for God's sake, this is not a perfect question! ”

“I understand that the flavour is too single. ”

Li Yao even nodded, “Even if you change the fried noodles with halogenated eggs, right? ”

“Right, right, right, that's it! ”

Glass nodded continuously, his big glassy eyes glistened, “Yet you still know me, how can you not eat the pearl and sea flavor for a year and a half! I also implicitly mentioned this to Lord Fist, and he said that he was changing every day, even every meal —— the soft and hard of the noodles, the ratio of flour, the variety of tomatoes, the origin of the eggs, including the way the soup is cooked, after half a month of cultivation, he is now cooking noodles with 9981 varieties, even the sour sweetness of tomatoes has 15 layers of progressive, muscular layers, and I look forward to asking if I can taste them.

“Me, my tongue is numb, I can't taste it! ”

The little girl's voice went down, her wrist brain suddenly vibrated slightly, and a communication request came in.

Glass is a note to each other by the name of King Hobby Egg!

At first glance, the whole person was frozen, shivering and communicating. Indeed, the fist champion's inhuman metal face filled the screen.

“Miss Glass, where have you been? ”

"Come back for dinner, I've got a big surprise for you! ”

“Huh!”

Glass's face instantly grew as white as paper. He paused the communication directly, covering his wrist and crystal for help from Li Yao: “Yiu Lao, it's over, listen to Lord Fist. He laid at least twelve eggs under tomato noodles today. No, no, no, from the flash frequency of his glasses, maybe fifteen! ”

“Uh, you forward the communication to my crystal brain, and I'll talk to the boxer. ”

Li Yao gently clicked on the transfer and connection function of the wrist crystal brain, turned the champion's communication to his own light screen, resumed the call, smiled, "Hello, champion, Glass is here, I'm leaving tomorrow, so tell her to come and eat for me, hahahahaha! ”

The champion was silent for a long time and his metal face was a little black: "… OK, I get it. ”

“What the--”

Li Yao scratched his head, “I'm sorry, I've been busy for half a month. On the one hand, it's about Xiaoming and Wenwen, and my own practice. I also have to talk to Left Sky Eagle, Strong Disease Free, etc., and deal with people in all aspects. I also need to understand the business model, core resources, including the environment and structure of the Seven Seas Market. I really don't have time to help you repair and upgrade, you, your core chip or anything, okay? ”

“I'm fine. ”

The champion couldn't help but touch his own head —— another redundant move, "My feeling, better than ever, was like a mysterious door was opened in the deepest part of the database, and every day a burst of computing burst out, filling me with... the power of bears burning, courageous forward.

“Looks like Glass has got your fax, even in the field of repair and maintenance you are better than before, I didn't feel so good when you personally maintained me. ”

“Is that so exaggerated? ”

General Li Yao doubted, “So you're not dissatisfied with Glass? ”

“Of course not. ”

"Why?" said the champion. By the way, let her come home early after supper. After all, this is where the star thieves flock. After many captured star thieves have been identified and trained, they are all free. Who knows if they will ever mess around again? It's so unsafe! ”

“This... you think too much? ”

Li Yao smiled. “Everyone knows about Glass and you and me. Who dares to touch her? ”

“Perhaps I think too much, but since I made a deal with you and promised to protect her, I would take every detail into account and never let her get hurt at all, even the smallest chance of harm being strangled. ”

The champion said at once, "I am an honest and trustworthy machine, and you can rest assured of that. ”

“Don't worry, of course I'm relieved! ”

Speaking of which, Li Yao didn't know what to say. He changed the subject very hard. "By the way, I hear you have a new hobby lately. Do you like noodles for people to eat? Ha-ha-ha. When will you let me taste your craft? ”

In the light, the boxer's eyes instantly shrunk to the size of a needle tip, and the brain “buzzed” ran at high speed for half a day, cold: “I didn't, I wouldn't, please don't be so bored, waste my precious time and calculations. ”

“Hey?”

Li Yao was completely confused. “What do you mean," boring "? Glass told me. You've been obsessed with noodles lately. They say you're doing a good job! ”

“Glass is glass, other people are. ”

The boxing champion continued apathy, “Glass is my exclusive caregiver, keeps her healthy body and bright mood, helps me improve my fighting power, makes me achieve the goal of" The Strongest in the Universe "faster, so I spend my time and calculations to personally take care of her three meals a day, and no one else can help me achieve my goal, why should I cook for others? ”

Li Yao stunned for half a day. "That's not true either. At least I'm different from the others. I'm a very good refiner. I'm also a technical expert in combat puppets and crystal armor and even giant warriors. Glass's craftsmanship or I pointed it out. Did you change your first new body or I did it for you!

“I can help you repair and maintain it, and I can help you strengthen it and become ‘the strongest in the universe' sooner rather than later, so you can burn out a bowl of perfect noodles, make me eat it with anger and help you feel better. Doesn't it make sense, should it? ”

The champion stood still and his eyes widened.

Li Yao laughed: "Look, my logic is seamless. Don't you have anything to say? ”

The champion remained silent, but the crystal brain made a "squeaky” noise and smoke.

“Hey, hey, hey, boxer, you're not in some kind of logic trap, are you? ”

Li Yao's face changed dramatically, a vigorous call, “Boxer, start the cooling charm array, cool the crystal brain, boxer, boxer! ”

The champion was deaf, stiff, and the steel brain was shaking constantly. Eventually, a “bang” sounded, the crystal brain made a dull noise, a large black smoke appeared in the gap between the steel plates, and all the light around him dimmed.

His brain burned, paralyzed.

The screen was dark and the communication stopped.

“Bad!”

Li Yaoxin rushed out, “The champion burned himself, go save him! ”

I ran two steps and it didn't feel right. Looking back, Glass remained calm and comfortable and didn't seem to be in a hurry.

“Glass, what's going on? ”

Li Yaoxiang said, “The situation of the boxing champion is not right. Why are you not nervous at all? ”

“It's all right, Yiu Lao, Lord Fist has been like this lately, if you can't move, burn your split body. ”

Glass said, “Don't worry, he even faked it on purpose. ”

“What?”

Li Yao really didn't get it, “He deliberately pretended that the crystal brain burned, almost... pretended to die? Why!”

“That's why I said, it must be my problem, fixing Lord Fist's brain! ”

Glass worried, “It feels like Lord Fist has been getting weird lately. Every time he encounters a question he can't answer positively, or something he doesn't want to face, he intentionally burns his brain down, or gets some smoke out, pretends to be a dead end, to escape in this way.

“At first I thought it was true, scared half to death, later I found out that he was faking it, really nice and funny, what, obviously such a powerful sinister bandit, Lord Champion of the Hall of Fame, but something happened, like a child with his head covered in a blanket. ”

Li Yao twisted his eyebrows for a long time.

“In that case...”

Li Yao said, "Glass, since you don't like boxing champions, have you ever thought about changing jobs? I can find someone else to be the exclusive mechanic for boxing champions. ”

“I didn't say I didn't like Lord Boxer! ”

Glass jumped up suddenly, cheeks slightly reddish, fingers of both hands against each other, constantly poking, poking, very whispering and whispering, “Although Lord Fist is sometimes immature, he likes to burn tomato loaf and egg noodles all day long, and pretend to be a dead man's illness if he can't move, but besides these points, he is a very nice and wonderful person!

“Besides, there is a good chance that I will get it out of just a few bad diseases. If so, I can't leave Lord Fist alone. I must constantly learn the repair technique, strive for refinement, become a brilliant, peak-making repairman, fix the problem in Lord Fist's brain, I caused.

“Anyway, I will be responsible to Lord Fist! ”

From evil earth, the little girl with glassy eyes waved her little fist and said firmly.