Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

“What book did I think it was? ”

Li Yao hasn't reacted yet, Yu Xin put up his mouth first, “What the hell is this?" 40,000 Years of Fixing "I've swept my eyes a few times before. It's clear and white and the water is poisonous grass. The plot, the characters are simple, the writing is rough, the whole story is made of coarse and abusive. Nonsense. Zhao Kai, your taste is not dropping so fast. Can you even recommend this kind of product? ”

Zhao Kai was blushed by Yu Xin. He sighed: “Where is the 'big poison grass'? I think it's okay. I can still read it if I happen to be alive. Do you understand the Internet? Don't be too demanding about characters and pens, you can just go through it. It's key to looking at creativity. Do you understand the idea? ”

“It's not too demanding, not too demanding. Even if it's a web text, you can't have three ‘gazing', five ‘jumping to the limit’, and seven ‘big friends' per page! ”

Yu Xinton took a meal, “Wait, just to confirm, this book," 40,000 Years of Fixing, "is the one with a lot of 'stunning eyes, jumping to the limit, big friends, astronomical numbers'. It sweeps too many books every day, a little forgotten its name. ”

“How could you be so exaggerated! ”

Zhao Kai himself laughed and touched his head, “Well, the words in this book are a little monotonous, the pen is a bit like the composition of a middle school student, but there are no pages of three or five ‘stares' okay! ”

“Yeah, yeah. ”

Yu Xin said, "The author will not only use 'gaze’, but also use 'gaze’! ”

“I told you, don't worry about the details! ”

Zhao Kai was robbed by Yu Xin, some did not come down from the stage, waved the mobile phone channel, “Don't you think, Huizhen plus technology writing, very creative? ”

“I don't think that repair is repair, technology is technology, not everything can be mixed together, mixing together can be creative, what kind of creativity is spicy hot pasta? ”

Yu Xinshuang shrugged, “Besides, even if the original completely irrelevant elements were to be combined together is creativity, this author has no ability to fit well. On the face of it, what repair method, sectarian listing, mess is quite interesting, but if you look back, you can still see that it's a new bottle of old wine, no change of soup, the little white suit that walks to force the face, and, also, it's the oldest and worst way to write, don't stare, I remember there was a rebel, what is it called, what is it intense? ”

“Herren? ”

Zhao Kaiduo.

“That's right, their class president or the president of the student council came to the trouble of finding the main character for a class flower, and finally got beaten up by the main character. ”

Yu Xin Dao, “Wow, I haven't seen such an idiot rebel in years, such an idiot bridge section, such an idiot author, when I saw this Herrian was beaten up by the main character, I couldn't help but abandon the book —— I guess there's a similar routine behind it, put on a forced punch in the face, conquer class flower horn flower, become the king of the universe, anyway, there's no need to waste time on this garbage book! ”

“Well, I admit, this book was a little childish earlier, and I had no book to read, so I just flipped it. ”

Zhao Kai's face rose bright red, but Yu Xin said it reasonably and reasonably, and he had nothing to say, "But you can see it if you look at it, the back is okay - take the game for example, this book is a big road to later development, big jump ahead of you! ”

“Jump over? ”

Yu Xin Dao, "How much? ”

“Mmm…”

Zhao Kai thought, “Actually, I think you can see ahead, but you really don't have patience, you can dance a 400 or so chapters, but you won't see the growth of the main character, maybe it will affect the wonderful aftermath. ”

“What, 400 chapters? Three thousand words a chapter, that's a million words, boss! ”

Yu Xin couldn't help but laugh. “How many words has this stupid book just written? What are you reading after jumping to over a million words! ”

“Believe me, it's true! ”

Zhao Kai's face was almost suffocated. I can see that he really wanted to recommend "40,000 Years of Refurbishment" to his roommate. "As the author himself said, this book will be long and long. It takes more than a million words to get out of the new village! ”

“A million words to get out of Beginner's Village? Isn't that the end of the story, like, 10 million words? Now these poor writers, in order to cheat money, the number of words in the water is really getting out of line! ”

Yu Xin said, “Zhao Kai, do you recommend this kind of big hydrology, big poisonous grass to your brothers? Does conscience really hurt? ”

Zhao Kai was choked by Yu Xin and had nothing to say.

Li Yao watched happily beside him, watching the fire from the other side.

He doesn't think Yu Xin's speech is too pointy and sour. This is the way the penis and penis get along. The penis is a novel fan, and the penis is a comic book fan. The two people often recommend their favorite works to each other. Only if their aesthetic taste is a little different, each time they recommend something will be criticized by the other with a gun and a stick. The next day, they completely forget about this, continue to eat and remember to beat each other. Once again, they are happy to recommend it to each other.

There is also a reason for this today - the other day Yu Xin just recommended a comic book said to be "good to see” to Zhao Kai, and after Zhao Kai read it, he approved a hundred holes of sores, and put Yu Xinqi in the cigarette. Today it is Zhao Kai's turn to recommend his favorite novel, what's good in Yu Xin's mouth?

But Li Yao doesn't care, he has his own dreams, he won't argue for a novel or a comic book.

“Never mind, if you don't look, I'm not recommending it to you! ”

The argument between the two roommates has gone into white heat, both have some red ears, the mouth means foam, Zhao Kai angrily said, “You deserve your book, can't find a good book to read, I recommend this book to Li Yao! ”

“If you can't find a good book, you don't have to force yourself to swallow a million words of poisonous grass! ”

Yu Xin Dao, "Li Yao, you don't have to waste your time either - just think with your toes, a book has written more than a million words, no matter how stylized the writing, thought, characters, how many standards the author is here, where can you see it? Dogs can't change to eat shit, can this‘ real cow ', can the back can change the' gaze ’problem? ”

“Er...”

Zhao Kai was choked, gasped for half a day and looked at Li Yao Dao. “Anyway, you have to go check it out. It's very simple. The main character in this book is called" Li Yao "! ”

“Hey?”

Li Yao slightly flashed.

That's not so weird, by the way.

After all, the name "Li Yao” is too common. He has met three or five of the same names since he was a kid. It is similar to “Zhang San Li 4”.

Even when I read the book before, I encountered a villain named Li Yao. He was killed by the protagonist before coming out of the arrogant chapters. This kind of thing, that is, he smiled.

Isn't it strange enough that if his name was Simon Big and he ended up with a book called Simon Big?

However, Zhao Kai looked at him with such eyes, but he couldn't bear to lose his face.

Li Yao was actually grateful to the three brothers in the dorm, because he had a habit of having strange dreams. Many times, he woke up from his dreams, made a lot of noise, and changed to a stinking roommate. It was presumably a long time ago. As a result, Zhao Kai and Yu Xin, however toned their mouths, did not care about him in everyday life, and everyone was doing well.

Li Yao nodded and said, "Okay, Huizhen plus technology, that sounds interesting, I'll check it out later. ”

“Well, be patient, it's not that bad in front, you can still watch without your brain, then at the beginning of a hundred chapters will change, the whole theme will be sublimated, then the teeth will stick to four or five hundred chapters, that is, a horse Pingchuan, the more you look at it, the more powerful it will be! ”

“Okay.”

Li Yao couldn't help laughing.

In fact, he is also more convinced of the remaining new statement. Although the current online novel is getting longer and longer, 35 million words are common, but a million words can see the power of the author anyway.

Even Zhao Kai liked to look at it so much, he dared not say how beautiful it was, and called him "biting his teeth and insisting." It seems that this book "40,000 Years of Repair" is really lacking.

Li Yao didn't really believe in such a mediocre work. After a million words, he would change his bones and the peaks would repeat themselves.

Unless the author was changed, or the author was suddenly struck by lightning, his brain was mutated, and a few dwarves went into his brain to help him write.

In any case, whether "Forty Thousand Years of Fixing" is wrapped in dog shit gold, or dog shit wrapped in dog shit, it's a small matter. Just now it was kind of a joke. Besides, it's going to hurt brothers and anger.

“By the way, don't you know? ”

Li Yao changed the subject, “Gilson had a heart attack and died - the author who wrote" Blood and Sand "and made" Song of the Abyss ". ”

Li Yao didn't say anything about Yibo Takaya because he knew that Zhao Kai was not very interested in Fu Song comics and probably didn't know who Yibo Takaya was - in fact, he didn't really know why many of his internet friends were "celebrating with flowers” under the news of Yibo Takaya's death.

But he had seen Zhao Kai watch "Abyss Song" on his cell phone, even if he wasn't interested, it was news.

As for the death of the online novelist, it wasn't really a thing. Noisy now, not to mention nobody cares.

Indeed, Zhao Kai came into interest and drilled out of the nest a little bit: “What, which one, tell me, what's going on? ”

“I tell you... such a big fat man... a click... a heart attack... and he died... even more crisp than the characters in his book! ”

Yu Xin also forgot that the two men had just returned their lip and tongue swords, but they were excited and painted to tell Zhao Kai what they saw today.

Seeing that both of them belonged to the dog bear, Li Yao smiled and did not want to participate in their gossip. He walked to the balcony inside the dormitory.

Somehow his heart beats faster and faster.