Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

This question suddenly asked Li Yao, scratching his ear for half a day didn't think about how to answer it.

“Actually...”

Li Yao wanted to think about it, all he could say was, "Actually, I didn't leave last night. I stayed here to take care of you, Brother Niu, have you forgotten? ”

“I forgot a ghost! ”

Zhang Daniu said, “I remember clearly. You must have left. Take 10,000 steps back. Even if you haven't left, stay here and take care of me. Then, you watched me sleep swimming for four or five hours? How else do you know my ass is always stuck in the chair? This, this is too infiltrating! Tell me, how long have you been here, how did you get in here, how do you know what happened to me in the middle of the night, you, you, you really are a teacher college student? ”

“Really, Niu! ”

Li Yao said very sincerely, “I am a... college student, there is a slight misunderstanding here, listen to me explain, I am definitely not malicious, I am here to save you, and I hope you can help me! ”

“Show me your student ID.” Zhang Daniu said.

“What?” Li Yao was a little stunned.

“Cut the crap, student ID! ”

Zhang Daniu glared, “You sneaked into my house before 6: 00 in the morning. I have a sore headache. Who knows what you're doing? Who knows if you're a Normal University student or not! ”

“Me, I didn't bring it. Who's okay with that? ”

Li Yao stumbled, “Besides, I didn't ‘sneak up' either. I was in a hurry and kicked the door in. When I came in, I saw that you were almost crushed by a bookshelf. I saved you, Niu! ”

“Come on, who's your ‘brother’? ”

Zhang Daniu looked down on the floor and made a mess of bookshelves. He didn't believe it. "Didn't you just crash? Otherwise, how could you have known the shelves were going to crush me before you walked in? Without a student ID, I'll call to verify the number of your counselor or any teacher! ”

“This...”

Li Yao had no idea that Zhang Daniu had become so acute after being stimulated by his painful ass. "Too soon, isn't it? It's only 5 or 6 o'clock. People are sleeping...”

“You know it's too early to break in and kick me in the corner? ”

Zhang Daniu waved his fist at Li Yao. Looks like, if his thighs weren't even Li Yao's arms were thick, he would have rushed up to beat people up. "If you didn't call the counselor and the teacher, you could always call your classmates. Video calls, let them take a picture of the campus at Normal University, or send them a coordinates positioning at Normal University. Isn't that difficult? ”

“Very, very difficult. ”

Li Yao's cold sweat rolled on his face and back, he had no idea how to deal with it, “What, Niu, no, Teacher Niu, we are graduating class, the students have long gone out to intern, none of them are in school. ”

“You're graduation classes, your classmates aren't in school, and your little sister Rabbit in the Star Sea isn't graduation classes anymore, is she? ”

Zhang Dazhudao, “You can call her and ask her to verify your identity. Of course, it would be more convincing to take a few pictures of the inside of the girls' dormitory. ”

“ …… ”

Li Yao lost ground and surrendered completely.

“Well, Teacher Niu, I can only tell you the truth now, but before I open up, please believe me, I really mean no harm, and I am a true fan of your books, I really can't do anything about it...”

Li Yao took a deep breath and said, “Me, I'm not from Normal University, I'm from Polytechnic University, but my name is Li Yao, I'm not lying, I can prove it any way! ”

“Technologist? ”

Zhang Daniu frowned, “Science and Engineering is just engineering, what kind of teacher, etc., since you are not from Normal University, that ‘little rabbit in the star sea', and the Science Fiction Association...”

“Exactly. ”

Li Yao looked very sincerely at Zhang Daniu, hands together ten, and asked for forgiveness, “There is no ‘bunny in the star sea' and the science fiction association, that girl, I pretended. ”

The air solidifies for a time.

The atmosphere became subtle.

Every word Li Yao said was like a strong current, swimming between Zhang Daniu's facial muscle fibers and nerves.

The author's expression was anger, which was an instinctive reaction to deception, and each of his pores spread like a conditional reflex, as if to eject steamy rage.

Subsequently, the intense anger became deeply lost, grieving as if to cry.

But at the end of the day, when he had sorted the whole thing out, he discovered the more terrifying truth and trembled uncontrollably.

“You, you, you pervert! ”

Zhang Daniu shrunk backwards, “First pretended to be a woman to talk to me, then used the excuse of the Science Fiction Association to date me to get drunk, and peeked at me in the middle of the night for four or five hours, four or five hours! What the hell do you want? No, what have you done? Tell me what you did after I got drunk! ”

“Me, what did I do? ”

Li Yao took the first two steps, trying to distinguish, “Listen to me explain...”

“Don't come any closer, I'll scream! ”

Zhang Daniu's voice became so frightened, I don't know whether to cover his chest or his ass. “It's already dawn, the neighbors next door should all go to work. I told you to get out of here. Otherwise, I'll call the police. I'll call the police! ”

“No, no, no, no, Teacher Niu, take it easy, you really take it easy, I'm leaving, I'm leaving! ”

Li Yao glanced at the door that was still open. His scalp was also numb for a while. He couldn't help but take two steps back and soothe the author's emotions. “So what, I'm leaving now, but can I see your outline before I go? I promise never to pass it on. I just want to know the truth about the vulture scheme and the mystery hidden behind the planet. Really, I'm a true fan. I thought you said it was about to end. There might not be a good way to fill these two pits. I don't know these two things. I really don't want to die. Really, let me see it! ”

“Look at you, you ghost! ”

Zhang Daniu's hands stroked in the stack of books, touched a paper cutter, gave him great courage, waved the paper cutter indiscriminately, "Get out, get out, get out! ”

“Just give me a look, I'll get out of here! ”

Li Yao was also ashamed and sorry, "Please, or you can tell me the truth about the vulture scheme and the mystery of the planet, just tell me! ”

“No, I don't know, who the fuck knows about vulture schemes and Earth's secrets? ”

Zhang Daniu's seven tricks gave birth to cigarettes, evil shape, “No outline, no secrets, I haven't written there yet, who knows what the ghost secret of the ghost plan! ”

“What?”

Li Yao's heart was half-closed, stuttering, "You, didn't you say yesterday that there was an outline? ”

“Bullshit, that's a lie. That doesn't make me look like I've been thinking about it. I've got bamboo in my chest, grass snake grey wire, and a thousand miles of veins! ”

Zhang Daniu took a sip, “It's not about writing a fucking world famous story. Do you want a ghost outline for an online novel? My code word secret is, whatever outline, pen, central thought, fuck you, fuck the keyboard, do it wherever it is! ”

“You, why are you still swearing? ”

Li Yao was stunned, “You weren't like this yesterday, you were still very elegant yesterday! ”

“Yesterday you were still a college girl with long hair and swinging skirts! ”

Zhang Daniu said viciously, “Get out of here, you pervert! ”

“No, I don't understand. You mentioned vulture schemes and Earth mysteries clearly earlier. ”

Li Yaoqi said, "If you don't have the outline at all, and you don't know what the vulture plan is, how can you write it like this? ”

“It's a button. It's a book man's button. You know what I mean? It's just that every day is over, keep a little secret, and you can come back tomorrow! ”

Zhang Daniu became angry and told the truth. “If I had done well, I could mix dishes and eat, write 35 million fucking words, how much water I could have, how many pits I didn't dig in front, how could I hook up the reader to change all the way without hiding a few 'buttons’? Anyway, there's plenty of time to write and figure out what to do with the" vulture plan "! ”

“Ah?”

Li Yao had no idea, there was such a routine, “So, if it comes to the end, you still haven't figured it out? This is the most important pit in the whole book! ”

“If you don't think about it, you're a eunuch or a rotten tail! ”

Zhang Daniu was upright, “Come out and write an online novel. Is that what this is about? ”

Li Yao was completely depressed.

I just felt the "buzzing” in my brain, with a big mouthful of sweet blood in my chest, I really wanted to spray it on the author's face.

“How can you do this? ”

Li Yao was so angry and so sad, “Teacher Niu, I thought you were a highly sought after and accomplished author. How could you deceive the reader's feelings like this? ”

“You're cheating on my fucking feelings. Anyway, no syllabus, no secrets, you understand me? Get the fuck out of here! ”

Zhang Daniu took out his cell phone and made a move. “You really think I won't call the police? ”

“No, Teacher Niu, I thought about it, it's not as simple as you say, maybe you don't even realize what's going on with the novel" Forty Thousand Years of Fixing, "and the" vulture plan "is absolutely true, maybe you're really ambitious, you've got bamboo in your chest, grass snake grey line, vodka -- you just don't know yet, you need someone to remind you. ”

Li Yaoxin was in a hurry, he simply threw a lonely shot. “I didn't tell you, Teacher Niu, I recently read your novel and it was inspiring. I found myself making a very big change from physiological to psychological. I, I woke up! ”

“What are you awake for? ”

Zhang Daniu's face and voice changed, “I'm not interested in your physiological and psychological changes, get out of here! ”

“No, I'm really awake. ”

Li Yao took a deep breath and said, “I found myself a - psychic! ”